Yin like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle (this seems to be the first time this sentence is quoted in this book on October 1st National Day, Baozi called back early in the morning with her father's phone, she originally wanted to join in the fun and drink the night wine, but was scolded by her father: "How can there be a girl like you, discuss with others how to marry herself?" ”

In fact, the old accountant is not bad, but he is too face-saving. If it weren't for the long way to get to work, he would have driven the bun home a few days ago.

The so-called night wine, is the next day to marry people to have a meal together, total, people are only at night to start eating, the result is that we eat until the evening, the location is in Yucai, after Qi, the old campus canteen has been overwhelmed, I simply asked people to set up more than a dozen tables outside, the result really fulfilled my dream... Eat into a flowing water feast, say that the country has a national situation, the school has a school situation, Yucai is deeply rooted in this land, the school spirit is very simple, the local villagers heard that I am going to get married, and no matter whether their children are not in Yucai, they have come to congratulate, the workers on the construction site have also been invited to come, plus my students, the heroes do not care about what etiquette, drink on the table, both adults and children within a radius of 20 miles are drunk and blushing.

And this group of guys don't talk about credibility, they said that they wouldn't pour me, but I was the first to pour it, and finally drank me so much that I didn't know who was going to get married tomorrow, and the most hateful thing was Fang La, who said to me with a bowl full of wine: "Xiaoqiang, you drink less." As soon as I was excited, before I could nod my head, he held up the bowl and said, "Here, done." ”…

Of course, at night I still learned to be a thief. Guarding next to the water tank, whoever drinks with me will take cold water instead, but later I found out that it was still a miscalculation... Hundreds of people. Even if everyone toasts you with a bowl of cold water, I can't stand it, I'm simply a cold water filter, going back and forth between the wine table and the toilet, it's too hot!

, the things to marry tomorrow are ready, the bright red eight-person sedan chair, the white rabbit brought by the second fat has been brushed and refreshed, the white rabbit can't fight, but it can be used as a façade It is definitely enough to see, they all say Prince Charming. Now the prince is ugly, but the horse is white enough.

I thought it was coming to an end at 12 o'clock, but the tiger brought a dozen cars with a bunch of men. I'm going to help me tomorrow, and I'll arrange for them to pick up guests from my daddy tomorrow. The drivers may be afraid of delays, so they didn't leave at night... was put down on the deep land of Yucai.

The bandits drank too much. Restless and hot, he practiced his fists and feet on the spot, 300 The Four Heavenly Kings cheered together, and in an instant, he was very happy to punch and kick, and the tiger looked straight at his eyes, and he pulled me and said: "Brother Qiang, my martial arts hall is not open, just do you want to be a sweeper?" ”

In addition to leading classes, Duan Tianwolf, who was also in charge of sweeping the floor, said coldly: "Then aren't you robbing me of my job?" ”

At the beginning, the tiger in the ring of the martial arts conference was beaten down by this one, and at first sight, the tiger exclaimed: "Are you sweeping the floor here?" Let's go to my martial arts hall and be a godmaster. The monthly salary is 10,000 and 5. ”

The eldest disciple said, "What about you?" ”

Tiger: "I'm here to sweep the floor." ”

Big Disciple: "..."

Cheng Fengshou was already drunk at this time, and walked up to Duan Tianwolf and said, "Old Duan, the two of us have been working together for a long time. I haven't found a chance to talk about it yet, so how about it? Activities? Although Duan Tianwolf drank a small amount of wine, he couldn't drink enough, so he was also a little upset, and said with a rare smile: "Okay, please." ”

In fact, if I hadn't taken the heroes to insert a bar, the battle for the champion and runner-up was mostly between the two of them, and the two of them didn't touch each other by mistake, and they had been in Yucai for so long, and they were all dedicated to teaching, and they were determined to carry forward their own art industry, plus Duan Tianwolf was usually a little difficult to approach, so today the two of them had the opportunity to have a peak duel.

Duan Tianbao hugged his fist at Shi Qian and said with a smile: "Brother Qian, I haven't been idle during this time, how about we compare our body methods again?" ”

The time shifted from the ground and floated on a branch of a tree and said, "Please." ”

Wang Yin was itchy and shouted: "Fang Zhenjiang! ”

Fang Zhenjiang came out of the small bushes next to him with a hula: "You shout Mao!" The next moment, Yuan's little brain melon also came out and looked out, Wang Yin suddenly smiled: "You get busy first, I'm fine." ”

Yuan Qiao's face turned red and she drilled back again, and after a while, Fang Zhenjiang was pushed out.

I looked at the old opponents, and subconsciously looked at Hua Rong's table, fortunately, Hua Da Handsome and Pang Wanchun were sitting there drinking slowly, they belonged to the snipers on the battlefield, and sure enough, they still maintained their demeanor, I was afraid that these two people would also shoot Hua Huacao and children in a row. Xiuxiu sat next to Hua Rong, flipping through an English book, humming in a low voice: "one-night-in-yucai-don't drink too much, whether you love it or not, it's the dust of history..."

I laughed and said, "Xiuxiu, on-night-in Yucai?" "Xiuxiu, huh?"

I said, "By the way, I have something to entrust to you, and you have to start another class." ”

"What class, English training?"

"No," I lowered my voice and said, "In the future, we will come here again as a 'newcomer', and you will open a training class on common sense of life, which will be responsible for teaching them how to play our modern things, and I think about it, this job is the most suitable for you." ”

Xiuxiu said: "No problem. Then he pushed Hua Rong, "I taught you how to identify cosmetics yesterday, have you learned it?" ”

Hua Rong pulled me and said, "By the way, Brother Qiang, I was just about to ask you, is this common sense in life?" ”

I looked at him sympathetically and said, "For a man who is about to get married, yes!" Finally I shook his hand and said, "Sooner or later, men will have such a day." Hua Rong was stunned for a moment, and immediately shook my hand and said, "Then you won't be tomorrow... Hey, let's mourn and change. "I was slapped hard by Xiuxiu.

Hua Rong said: "There is one more thing, what will I do in the future?" My brothers all have strengths, and my strength is archery, which doesn't seem to be very useful. ”

I pointed to the new campus and said, "See, it's one there."

, you and Pang Ge are responsible for teaching the children archery, pay attention. It is necessary to keep children in particular, this thing is of little use in society, and it must be cultivated in a targeted manner. In the future, the archery gold medalists in the Olympics will all be born by us. ”

At one o'clock in the middle of the night, I couldn't hold on to it and found a room to sleep, and was woken up twice by urine in the middle.

The next day, before dawn, someone knocked on my door, and when I went out, the two fools were dressed neatly, and they were all there, and Master Li, Wu Sangui, and Qin Shi Huang, I rubbed my eyes and said, "You don't have to be so early, right?" ”

Master Li said: "Don't talk nonsense, do you want to marry your sister-in-law with dark circles?" With that, she stepped aside. Jin Shaoyan rushed over to shake hands with me with a smile: "Brother Qiang, congratulations." ”

I said, "Rejoice and rejoice, call me at dawn." ”

Jin Shaoyan carried the door, waved his hand and broke into a large group of people from outside the door, and couldn't help but put on makeup by pressing me in front of the mirror. I heard that the leader is an ace makeup artist in Jintingdi, and he has put on makeup for the four kings... The Four Heavenly Kings of Hong Kong.

Wait until you put on your makeup, hey. Our little brother Qiang is a Dehua, and it is absolutely difficult to distinguish between the real and the fake even Miss Lijuan. Then someone put on the groom's red robe and soap boots for me, and the chest was draped with a group of flowers, and a group of people surrounded me and walked out.

A group of people on the playground don't know whether to get up early to eat early or drink until now, when they see me come out, they all smile and surround me, the white rabbit is also dressed up in a showy way, the big red bangs on the forehead seem to make it very uncomfortable, can't help shaking the head and tail, I rode on the horse, Xu Delong commanded: "Li Jingshui." Blow the wake-up trumpet! ”

Li Jingshui "snapped" a standing: "Yes!" Picked up a big horn from a pile of musical instruments and blew it with a whin, and everyone was stunned: "This is the Yue Jiajun's wake-up number?" ”

Xu Delong scratched his head and smiled: "Change the name." Do as the locals do. ”

However, Li Jingshui's trumpet kung fu was really not covered, and after a while, everyone woke up one after another... It's so badly blown! So for a time, heroes, the four heavenly kings, 300 scholars and a cadre of literati gathered in the playground. There was also a group of people who watched the lively tailgating, carrying an eight-person sedan chair, and set off in a majestic manner.

On my left is Wu Sangui, on the right is Xiang Yu, behind is Xu Delong and the heroes, everyone is riding horses, the horses are brought by Jin Shaoyan from the crew, what surprises me even more is that this kid actually got more than a dozen copper carriages and horses for female dependents and elderly people to sit on. Now, our team is almost like an expeditionary force. The fat man usually smiled, but at the moment he sat in the car and looked a little solemn, he probably remembered the scene when he went to attack the Six Kingdoms when the military chariot was ten thousand times, he had successively crowned the king of Qi and the king of Wei, and the bun was also the king of Zheng and Da Sima whom he personally sealed, and this time the troops belonged to the counterinsurgency campaign.

The band is made up of 300 people and a few heroes, mainly trumpets and suona, and they don't necessarily blow it, anyway, they just puff out their cheeks and work hard.

As soon as we left the school, we immediately attracted onlookers, which is also normal, who has ever seen this? And there are a lot of people getting married today, and those brand-name cars that start with us are immediately dwarfed by our honor guard, and many grooms poke their heads out and ask me: "Dude, which wedding company are you hiring?" "Isn't this a nonsense, why are you going to get back together?

It wasn't far from Yucai to Baozi's house, and after a while, we walked half the way, Wu Sangui condensed and said: "Mulan Xiao Nizi doesn't know what conspiracy trap has been laid in front, you have to be careful." Xiang Yu said with a smile: "Brother Wu Mo is more powerful than others to destroy his own spirit, the elite soldiers and fierce generals are all on our side, what tricks can she have for a girl?" ”

Xu Delong said: "Don't underestimate the enemy. ”

As he was talking, he reported to the Malay newspaper: "A large number of enemy troops have been found gathering at the entrance of the village. ”

Xiang Yu said: "Can you rush over?" ”

The little warrior who acted as a scout smiled and groaned: "I'm afraid it's not easy to rush, the other party is a group of children." ”

Xu Delong said: "Explore again and report again!" ”

The little warrior's expression tightened: "Order!" "Gone to the dust.

Wu Sangui said sadly and indignantly: "I can't imagine that this girl's intentions are so sinister, and she can't beat these dozens of child scouts, and she can't rush them..."

Lin Chong said: "Sure enough, you can't underestimate the enemy, if the other party doesn't have Mulan, I don't know the depth of our army, and I won't be so laborious." ”

Wu Sangui took out the circle and fork diagram, and after discussing it, several people discussed, and they all said: "The only way to do this is to walk 2 more ways around the back of the village." ”

Fang La said: "I'm afraid that there will be another ambush behind the village." ”

Wu Sangui said: "That's unspeakable, the soldiers are fast, and they can only take one step at a time." ”

The two armies have not yet clashed. We lost first, and we couldn't help but lose morale and were about to change course. A person stood up from the copper car and said in a loud voice: "Wait." ”

Look at this person again, his face is like a crown of jade, his bearing is like that, he is still holding this student's homework in one hand and is correcting, it is a bit of a lupine scarf, it is Yan Jingsheng, everyone saw that it was just a white-faced scholar, they all frowned slightly, Yan Jingsheng commanded: "Still water." Go and open the last box of the bride price, I've got a secret weapon for the Scouts. ”

Li Jingshui moved the last box closer, opened it and looked at it, and suddenly felt that the aroma was fragrant, it turned out to be a box full of wine core chocolate and milk candy...

Everyone was overjoyed at first sight. Xiang Yu bowed and said, "Teacher Yan is a god." ”

Yan Jingsheng glanced at us and said disdainfully: "Even if I read stupidly, I know that I have to bring some sugar to send children when I marry." "Everyone was ashamed.

At this time, Wei Tiezhu came out of the crowd and said with a resolute face: "I want to lead a ten-person death squad to break through the enemy's defense line!" ”

Xu Delong said: "Go ahead." Remember, this battle is only allowed to be won and not lost, otherwise military law will be engaged! ”

"Order!" Wei Tiezhu took a few small soldiers, each of whom carried a few catties of sugar firmly, and charged the enemy army in front, until a tiger entered a flock of sheep.

After a short time, the horse was recalled: "The enemy army has retreated in a large area. ”

All the generals waved their hands and said, "Sons, take advantage of the victory to pursue and rush."

After our sedan horse entered the village. encountered sporadic resistance, but it was all leveled by chocolate, and after a while, it was successfully under a low wall. There is a gap in the middle of this wall, just enough for our palanquin to pass through.

I watched it for a long time, and suddenly I looked up to the sky and laughed. Everyone asked, "Why is Xiaoqiang laughing?" ”

I pointed to the low wall and said: "I have heard that Mulan is good at using soldiers, but today it is normal, she only needs to set up an ambush here for a few people, why don't we all be wiped out?" ”

Before the words fell, I suddenly heard the sound of killing on the wall, and the first general on the left wall was none other than the second uncle of Baozidi, holding a Liuyang firecracker with 10,000 rings, but a person on the right also knew that it was Baozi her third uncle, holding 3,000 rings of earth flowers, as soon as these two people came out, the two long firecrackers suddenly blocked the road.

Everyone scolded me: "Crow's mouth! ”

At this point, we finally encountered the frontal resistance of the opponent's descendants, Hua Rong and Pang Wanchun rode out, "fluttering" two arrows, the firecracker was broken, the bun her third uncle was stunned, after all, her second uncle has a brave and ruthless bloodline in the Xiang family, and without hesitation, he lit it up and put it up, while arrogantly saying: "You shoot it, we have artillery battles!" ”

Hua Rong wanted to shoot again, I hurriedly stopped him, inserted a big red envelope on his and Pang Wanchun's arrows, and the arrows went to the wall, and the second and third uncles of Baozidi took the red envelopes and looked at them, and they both nodded with satisfaction, stepped aside, and said with a smile: "Let's go." ”

Go further, everyone is gearing up, and finally the soldiers are coming to the city, and I don't know what kind of fierce battle will happen, and when I came to the door of Baozi's house, I saw the big red happy words pasted, but the city gate was closed, and on the city wall, the seven aunts and eight aunts of Baozi were stepping up their patrols.

Wu Sangui pointed with his hand and said, "Soldiers, I will set up a city ladder and prepare to attack the city." ”

Shi Qian said: "Don't do it, I have a plan to win his city gate without spending a single soldier." I'll start a fire in his back kitchen in a while, and my brothers will take advantage of the chaos to enter..."

Everyone: "Die!" ”

For a while, the two sides were tense, and I saw that a big war was about to start, and I shouted: "Let me try first." ”

I got off the horse, came to the door, patted the door panel and shouted, "Dad, open the door." ”

The old accountant's voice said leisurely from within, "Who do you call?" ”

I said, "Look, who else can you call but you?" ”

"Oh, then what are you doing here?"

"I'm marrying a bun and coming through the door."

Our two questions and answers caused the neighbors to laugh, our guard of honor has made a lot of movement in the village, and now almost the whole village is gathered around the door of Baozi and their doors, talking about it, and sighing: Why is Baozi's life so good? This one patted that: "Then you still say that people can't get married...", the one touched his head and said, "Did I say it?" ”

I dare to swear, Baozi's father closed the door just to listen to these words, from the moment Baozi's head was born to now, all the depression and grievances accumulated in the old accountant's heart were finally excreted at this moment. He pressed against the door and asked, "Shall I let you in?" ”

I originally wanted to say such as waiting for me or impressing you with sincerity, but suddenly I was blessed and said loudly: "Then it's unbelievable, I have to knock down the gate of your house and apologize another day, I have to marry Baozi today." ”

The neighbors all laughed: "Old Xiang, open the door, the price of cement has risen recently." I threw my hand around and said, "Thank you, I'll go to the restaurant at noon." ”

The old accountant sighed with satisfaction, slowly opened the door, and then he was stunned, in front of him were red sedan chairs, dozens of horses, more than a dozen carriages and... There are hundreds of people, I saw a glimmer of something in the old accountant's eyes, and I couldn't believe that Baozi and her father would cry because of this... Isn't it scary? To be honest, our group of people, whether it looks from the outside or the strength on the inside, it is enough to attack a small city.

The old accountant pretended to be casual and said, "Yo, there are a lot of people." ”

Compared with the car to marry, I think more women will look forward to the eight sedan chairs, in, women have no status, a lifetime is probably so beautiful, for the bun, the most hope that she is not afraid of marrying is not herself but her father, because of the appearance of the bun, the old man is aggrieved for a lifetime, so I just made a few hard words but the old man was happy, that shows that his girl is expensive, it is estimated that I will marry the bun today to say that he wants to destroy him all over the door He listened to it, and now add the sedan chair, The old man felt that his morality was complete, which just responded to his mantra: "What's wrong with my daughter, my daughter will naturally have someone to marry in the future." ”

When we entered the door, we were not criticized, but a bowl of raw dumplings was a must-eat, and when we ate it, someone would ask: "Is it raw or not?" So the bridegroom said "birth", which is the auspicious meaning of giving birth to a noble son early.

The old accountant probably saw that I was doing well, and secretly changed a bowl of cooked food for me, and when others asked me, I said in order to help him cover up: "Super birth!" ”

I only heard the voice of the bun from the room: "Chaosheng, are you still worried about your football team?" ”

Then we saw her coming out of the house with a big red hijab on her head, dressed in a fiery red wedding dress, holding on to the wall with both hands, groping her way forward like a blind man, and saying, "I heard that the sedan chair outside is waiting for me?" I said, why did you wear me like this? Hua Mulan chased her out from inside and hugged her, and said with a smile: "Don't talk, bride." ”

If it was usual, Baozi's father would have scolded Baozi a long time ago, and at this time, he said kindly: "Since you are traveling in a sedan chair, let's set off early." ”

Baozi walked out with the support of Mulan, one foot deeper, one foot shallow, and said, "That sedan chair has a bottom, right?" Don't carry me outside, I have to follow inside, the last time we took pictures, it was..."