I decided, take the bun for the honeymoon, as for where to go, I thought for a long time that the preliminary plan is to go to Xiang Yu, the current Xiang Yu is strong and strong, and he can definitely satisfy the command desire of the bun, and it is not impossible to go to other places, now we have a lot of choices, but those emperors should still have their own things to be busy with when they just go back, Zhu Yuanzhang is not good at herding sheep for others, and I don't want to make trouble if there is nothing to do.

Moreover, if you go to Xiang Yu, you can still discuss with him how to eat the Hongmen banquet in the next step, if it is convenient, Liu Bang will also be called to sum up, and now Xiang Yu is reluctant to attack him, but Liu Bang doesn't know what the hell is going on, this is not fair to her ancestors with the bun, with the experience of "Ping" Fang La, the "defeated" Wujiang also has a lot of room for discussion, in short, Xiang Yu can no longer wipe his neck after watching Yu Ji's beautiful dance.

I first drove to the supermarket and bought a few cigarettes, some fresh fruits and vegetables, I would smile when I saw tomatoes, and bought a box, and the more the buns followed me, the more strange they became, and I couldn't help but ask: "What are you buying these for, even if you want a picnic, you don't need to buy so many eggplants, right?" ”

I put my things in the car and started walking around the streets again.

"What are you buying?"

"Buy a game console—"

Finally, in a dilapidated home appliance repair, I found the coveted red and white FC machine - sometimes money is not everything, and Gome and Suning generally don't have this thing.

The shopkeeper looked at what I had picked out. Hesitantly: "Do you want this to be a collection or something?" ”

I threw a hundred dollars on the table and said, "I want the parts." "We understand this, if you want to say that he will dare to collect it and ask you for a thousand, you have to be careful about this when buying old things, this is a nature with the exchange of antiques, a major feature of antiques is the contrast between the use value and the value, you have to spend 20 yuan to buy a Tang knife to split wood, you must still feel fooled - the knife of the Tang Dynasty to split wood It is definitely not as good as the axe of the Qing Dynasty.

Sure enough, as soon as I said this, the boss let me take the game console away, and he pulled out a lot of game cards and said, "Do you need a chip?" This box is five pieces. ”

I said, "I'll take all of them in a box of two." ”

The boss protected the drawer and pouted: "Back then, there were more than 100 boxes in one box." ”

I laughed and said, "The game consoles are gone, what's the use of you having such a bunch of plastic?" ”

The boss was stunned. Sighed: "Three pieces in a box..."

In the end, I bought a small TV with a battery and carried it out. He followed my ass and said, "I see, you're going to go to the grave for the fat man - buy a semiconductor for Kezi to burn." ”

I was completely speechless. This woman's thinking ability is sometimes not as unbearable as I thought, of course, this can't be blamed on her, she doesn't know the timeline yet, in her eyes Qin Shi Huang and they are dead.

Then I drove around and said, "Don't run around, find a place where no one is around." "I have to find a place where no one is around, and I haven't found a suitable runway yet.

At this time, I finally realized that there was not a single car on the national road ahead, so I quickly went around the fork in the road, and shifted gears as if my hands were twitching. Baozi shouted: "Slow down, slow down, there is a camera head in front of you." ”

I yelled, "Sit down! ”

Baozi clenched the handle and shouted: "Damn, you're not going to burn paper for them, you're going to find them!" ”

I wondered, "You know all about it?" ”

The bun subconsciously protects the lower abdomen. scolded: "Slow down, you really want to find death?" ”

That's when I understood what she meant...

I had to slow down, I failed this time just now, it seems that it is not easy to enter the timeline without an urgent task, I said to Baozi: "Why don't you sleep for a while." When you wake up, you might be there. ”

Baozi said stubbornly: "I'm here to see where you can take the old lady." ”

There will already be cars on both sides. I was stuck on the national highway and couldn't get out. I didn't dare to try again, so I could only drive forward at a moderate speed, and I arrived at the toll booth after a while, which made me depressed, how much did it cost to run to Xiang Yu like this?

Fortunately, Baozi is impermanent, and after sitting for a while, he gets bored, starts yawning, and then leans against the car window with his shoulders crooked and makes a fuss, muttering a word of dissatisfaction and finally falling asleep.

God-given opportunity, there happened to be no car on both sides, I rubbed my hands excitedly, hung gear, stepped on the accelerator, at this moment the phone rang, I was unwilling to give up this last opportunity, I randomly uncovered the mobile phone and put it on the steering wheel, continued to stare at the front to give oil, Yan Jingsheng said on the phone: "Principal, where are you?" ”

"What's the matter?"

Yan Jingsheng probably thought that it was inconvenient for me to speak, so he said, "It's a new life..."

"Isn't it over for a new student, if you let him register?"

Yan Jingsheng said cautiously: "New life..."

I immediately understood that he was talking about a new customer, and I said loudly, "You say, I'm convenient." ”

Yan Jingsheng breathed a sigh of relief and said: "The newcomer is here, Wang Yin went to pick it up directly, and now that all the people have arrived, are you coming back?" ”

"Oh-oh, who's here?"

"The Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest are here."

"Oh, it's good to be idle, let them teach their children to write calligraphy when they're free."

“… Also, Cheng Yanjin and the eighteen heroes in the Sui and Tang Dynasty heroes are here. ”

"Oh, it's all here, aren't we just short of teachers?" I have to be careful if there is a car next to me, and I really don't have the heart to talk to him.

Yan Jingsheng said: "No, you don't know that these eighteen are different from the one hundred and eight in Liangshan, they have contradictions with each other, and they are fighting, Lao Wang, the Four Heavenly Kings and Zhenjiang are fighting." ”

Just listen to the phone on the other side, it's very lively. From time to time, it was mixed with the pleasant cheers of Fang Zhenjiang and Wang Yin and others, I knew that these were the two masters who were not afraid of big things when they watched the excitement, and hurriedly instructed Yan Jingsheng: "It's really not okay to call Duan Tian Wolf Cheng Fengshou and them to help." ”

Without waiting for Yan Jingsheng to speak, I only heard another commotion, and several men's voices were arguing with screams, and I wondered: "Eighteen heroes still have their mouths?" ”

“… No, this is the seven sages, and their values are not the same, fighting on the sidelines. "We were talking. A smiling voice interjected: "Don't fight, Amitabha." Why is it so lively? ”

When I heard this, I got angry and asked, "Who is this?" ”

Yan Jingsheng took the phone away and asked, "Master." Dare I ask you what the law name is? "It seems that he is really a monk.

The monk still smiled heartlessly and said, "Me? I'm Xuanzang! ”

"He said he was Xuan..."Yan Jingsheng suddenly said in surprise: "You are Tang Sanzang who learned scriptures from the Western Heavens?" ”

"Eh, it's easy to say."

As soon as I heard this tone, I was suspicious: "Is this Tang Sanzang, Jing Sheng, you check him... What is the name of the monk's diploma, Du Mu, there are a lot of fake monks now. If he pretended to get out, it would be easy if it was true, let him call Goku to help-"

Yan Jingsheng hurriedly said: "Don't make trouble Xiaoqiang, you better come back." ”

I smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go back..."I inadvertently glanced up at the surroundings, and suddenly said frantically, "Jingsheng." You can do it, I won't be able to go back for a while. ”

There was a lot of color around my land, and I don't know at some point we were in the timeline.

Yan Jingsheng said: "What's wrong with you? ”

"I can't easily stop in this car, and I can't help it."

“… What about you in the police car? Yan Jingsheng asked with concern.

After hanging up the phone, I began to concentrate on driving, and I didn't slow down when I was talking to Yan Jingsheng just now. I didn't expect to come in unconsciously, which means that if I want to go back, I have to find a place to stand first, and the general place can't stop, and the closest customer to me is Wu Sangui, this can't be seen. Further back was the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang and Genghis Khan, before the Yuan Dynasty was formally established. Neither of these can be seen, and the next stop is the Song Dynasty. It is said that it is nothing to put the buns on Liangshan, but I thought about it, what should I do if the bandits drank all the wine, and the buns couldn't resist the temptation? After thinking about it, I still put the buns in Xiang Yu, and I will come back to deal with the affairs of these eighteen heroes - it's a pity that they didn't meet Li Shimin, and Second Master Guan couldn't have a good chat with Qin Qiong and Second Master Qin. As for the seven idle or disgusting, I don't know much, and the monk named Xuanzang doesn't know if it's the one who learns from the scriptures, how can he talk like a little rascal?

I only continued to drive forward with questions in my head, and the bun slept for a while and rubbed his eyes and swept out, and said in a daze: "It's dark?" ”

I said, "You can sleep again, and we'll be there when it's dark." ”

Baozi finally noticed the abnormality, leaned on the window and said, "Where is this?" ”

I glanced at the timeline and said, "Just past the Ming Dynasty." ”

Baozi was not awake yet, and his body twisted and said, "Get off the highway and tell me, I'll go to the toilet." Then she fell asleep again...

We left at ten o'clock in the morning, and the middle bun woke up a few times, but when I saw that it was still dark outside, I thought it was still early, and I leaned in the car half-asleep, and when it was about six o'clock in the afternoon, she finally couldn't sleep, closed her eyes and reached out to touch a banana from the box behind her, and threw it back, rowing hard, and said in disappointment: "I only remember now, why didn't you even buy a bread or something, I starved to death." ”

As soon as I saw that I had passed the Three Kingdoms, I said excitedly: "Count the sheep, count to a hundred, and when it comes, I will invite you to eat roasted whole sheep." ”

Baozi swallowed his saliva and said: "Really, really, when will we go to the grassland to play, I haven't ridden a horse yet, and a sister in the store who has been there said that fifty an hour can still be priced." ”

"Hey, didn't you say it earlier, the grassland is over, and besides, it costs money to ride a horse? You man and I don't have to spend a dime a day on riding, and I earn some money. ”

Baozi ignored me, covered his gurgling stomach and said weakly: "Hurry up, I'm really hungry, even if you don't care, I have to feel sorry for your son, right?" ”

I saw that the pointer was on the last Xiang Yu and the line was stopped, as soon as I stepped on the brake, the window was bright, we stopped outside a high-walled compound, Baozi felt the difference in light, didn't open his eyes, lazily put his hand on his face and said, "No, just passed through the tunnel?" ”

I opened the car door and walked out, and a heavily armed soldier gave me a military salute and said happily: "General Xiao."

I looked at him as familiar, and the last time I saw him outside Julu City, I smiled and returned the salute.

There were two soldiers standing guard, and the other obviously didn't know me, and was looking at my car in a daze, and only after a while did he whisper to the old soldier before: "Who is this?" ”

The veteran gave him a violent shudder: "Still ask!" Don't you want to know what the 100,000-strong army of Zhanghan is like with a smile? ”

The recruit looked at me and said in surprise and joy: "General Xiao Qiang? ”

I took off my sunglasses and put them in my jacket pocket, snapped my fingers and said coolly, "Go, your General Xiao's wife wants to eat roast whole sheep." ”