Chapter 128: Honeymoon

Among these customers, there is another person who cannot be left unmentioned, that is, Mulan, unlike my brotherhood with Xiang Yu, is her sisterhood with Baozi, after the five-person group left, she accompanied Baozi most of the time, but she was also leaving, but the big grinning Baozi seemed to have forgotten about this matter, that day, Baozi turned around to serve soup Mulan suddenly smiled and cut her hair, and said to Baozi in the kitchen: "Baozi, I'm leaving, don't be sad, it's not good for children." Then her figure began to fade, and when the bun came out with the soup, Mulan had completely disappeared.

Baozi looked at Mulan's seat blankly, cried violently, and sobbed: "I thought that Sister Mulan would not leave without mentioning this!" ”

It's not that she forgot, but hopes to infect the heavens with her own confusion...

With this as a lesson, Wu Sangui took it to heart, pinching the day to the day he left, I got up early in the morning and met the old man walking out with his hands behind his back, I asked him what he was doing, Wu Sangui smiled and said: "It's time, I will go out for a walk, and I won't come back, or I'm not afraid of the bun being sad." ”

I was stunned, took Wu Sangui's hand and said, "Third brother, in fact, you are also a man, don't take those statements that you don't have back pain when you stand and talk." "But I don't know what to say later, I can still make a half-truth joke with others and say that I will play with you in the future, but Wu Sangui is different, going to him can only awaken his painful memories and choices, don't think about it, his idea list must be to lead the Qing soldiers into the customs and then rebel These two things, if something goes wrong to lead me out of the mission. That means that he has the intention of changing his past wrongs, and at that time, I want to force him to comply, which can only be more embarrassing.

Wu Sangui seemed to see what I was thinking. said freely: "Xiaoqiang, there is no need to force us to get together, it's best not to see each other if we can." ”

Then the old traitor walked leisurely in the sunlight with his hands behind his back, and I noticed that the old man's back was already a little bent.

Second Master Guan left long before Wu Sangui, leaving Zhou Cang to monitor me, and I had to estimate that the time was about the same as when they Taoyuan San went to find him, because he still had a lot to say to Liu Da and Zhang San. The second brother also lured me very unkindly, and said that I would introduce Zhao Yun to me after I went...

I don't have a back, and if I don't talk about it, I'll have a black face. I used to admire him because he could make a gun and be handsome, but the most important thing was to suspect that it was my real body - except for odd and unhoofed animals on Liangshan, it is needless to say that he is handsome, the arrival of the second brother completely subverted the image of Zhao Shuai, anyway, I know that he is not as white as me, the key is that He Tiandou said that I was a passerby in my last life, which made me completely miss Zhao Yun.

The four emperors are the last to go, and the four brothers are very auspicious, and when they leave, they squeeze each other's eyebrows, poke that, and touch this. When I asked, I learned that they had agreed to be guests of each other after they returned, and they would have a prime minister-level exchange visit.

I said with black lines on my head, "Don't make a mess?" Besides, how do you know that I will definitely go to you? ”

The four of them giggled and said, "Sample, we don't believe that you have nothing to ask us for." ”

Zhu Yuanzhang brought up the old matter again, pulled me and said shyly: "Let's go to my brother, that's right-as soon as I go home, I will first select the beauties I promised to you for you." ”

Li Shimin said: "Xiaoqiang, if it's really good, it's better to have it first." Our princesses of the Tang Dynasty are all delicious. ”

I said disdainfully: "You princesses of the Tang Dynasty are all French?" "Look at him like that is not sincere at all, Bacheng plans to find a girl casually and say that this is the princess to give me and it will be over, the princess who is a little famous is either leading troops to fight or marrying Tibetan cadres, I just fished out the name of a colt and was lower than him for a lifetime, and the emperor's heart is really dirty!

Genghis Khan laughed and said, "Only when a man has land and a subject can he have a beautiful woman." Jack bauer. The one-day covenant between you and me is always valid, and where there are Mongols in the steppe, there are your friends. Fresh and sweet mare's milk wine and fragrant finger meat are waiting for you. ”

Well, the Mongol king promised me that all the places he could go in one day would be assigned to me as a territory, and the people of the land would be my subjects, and this condition was really a bit romantic.

Before Lao Cheng's words could move me, Zhu Yuanzhang was already tempted, and he probed his brain and said, "Can I go?" "The exchange of visits that the four of them said earlier was all cross-generational, after all, the relationship between Zhu Yuanzhang and the Mongols is relatively sensitive. Genghis Khan glanced at him and said, "You only have a scimitar when you come!" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang shrank his neck, and Genghis Khan laughed: "I'm kidding you, you are welcome to the grassland." ”

I saw that the three of them gave me a lot of bribes, but only Zhao Kuangyin did not move, and I couldn't help but admire: "Brother Zhao is still the most stable." ”

Zhao Kuangyin waved his hand with a heavy heart and said: "I also have the land of beautiful women, but I remember that I also made you the generalissimo of soldiers and horses, and I knew that it would not be so Meng Lang if I could go back, I didn't drink this glass of wine with you, and my heart was always not solid." ”

… It turned out that he was still thinking about releasing the military power with a glass of wine.

After this group of people left, Yucai seemed to be a lot empty, although the children's homework will not fall behind, but many interest groups are facing the crisis of disbandment, only Mao Sui's eloquence and sales learning are getting bigger and bigger, Qin Wuyang finally put down the burden and began to bring lessons to the children, but there was a little contradiction between him and Zhu Yuanzhang, saying that one day there was a customer meeting, Zhu Yuanzhang went to the podium and said a few words casually, and he really praised Qin Shi Huang when he mentioned it, saying that the fat man can sweep the world, and he is the founder of the emperor's industry (emperor's career) through the ages. There is also a bunch of nonsense, saying that Qin Shi Huang sent troops to conscript the Six Kingdoms to be a responsible attitude towards the people of the Six Kingdoms... At that time, Qin Wuyang was sitting in a place where he was not moving forward or backward, and in a fit of rage, he wanted to step forward and beat Zhu Yuanzhang, but he couldn't squeeze in front for a while, and in a hurry, he probably remembered the ravages I had inflicted on him, so he simply took off his shoes and smashed them, the first one was flashed by Zhu Yuanzhang, and he took off the second one and threw it up...

A few months have passed in a blink of an eye, and Baozi finally learned to walk with his waist in the fifth month of pregnancy - in fact, it is not very obvious that Baozi's figure used to be very smooth, which is a bit obvious.

On this day, Baozi didn't fart much since she took a nap, sitting sullenly at the head of the bed without talking, since Mulan and Wu Sangui left, no one could accompany her about the Eastern Expedition and the Western War. She walked to the balcony, raised her hands above her head at an 80-degree angle, clenched her fists and shouted, "I'm annoyed! The Internet is not allowed to be on, and the TV is not allowed to be watched, there is no hope for this day! ”

I said in the back, "Don't shout, it's gasing." ”

Baozi said loudly: "It's really boring, if only I could follow Sister Mulan to join the army." ”

I laughed, "Are you the material?" ”

Baozi said in frustration: "I read in the magazine that the intelligence of babies is related to the mother's emotions during pregnancy, and then your son is born either an idiot or a mentally retarded person-

I was furious and said, "Did you talk like that?" "Actually, I'm also very bored, so I have to observe the lines on my fingers every day, and I can tell if I scratched anything that has fingerprints at home.

Baozi begged: "You can find me someone to do, I'm going crazy." ”

In order for my son not to inherit the glorious tradition of the second fool, I sighed, grabbed the car keys on the bedside table and said, "Come with me." ”

"Where's it going?" Baozi looked at the car keys in my hand, probably thinking that this trip would definitely not go far.

"Make up your honeymoon, it's definitely a place where you can jump."

Baozi glanced at me and said, "Don't come, and you want to lead me to the park to see the monkeys?" ”

I picked her up and ran downstairs and said, "I'm going to take you to a good place, don't you want to see ancient culture?" ”

Baozi said excitedly: "You promised to go to see the pyramids?" ”

"Less nonsense, the pyramid has a fart, and the pharaoh's mouth is mushy, can I talk to you?"

"Where are you going?"

"You'll know when you get there!"

I dragged the bun to the car, bowed to the steering wheel with my hands together, and said reverently: "Baby, for the sake of my son, you can make an exception and work hard." ”

Baozi was puzzled: "You want to go far away?" It's better to drive my car. ”

I lit the fire and said, "If you don't take you there, let's go to the supermarket and buy something firstβ€”

Baozi said carefully: "Then I won't ask much, but I have to bring my ID card and marriage certificate, right?" Don't go to the field to open a house and let the police arrest you. ”

I looked up to the sky and smiled: "No, the minister of public security in this place we are going to is my buddy." ”

Baozi spat me and said, "Bullshit, it's still your grandson!" ”

I changed color and said, "Don't you dare to talk nonsense, that person is my buddy, but he is still your ancestor." ”

Baozi said angrily: "Your ancestor! "This chapter almost made a joke, because Xiaohua hadn't given birth to many children, and I thought that a five-month-old pregnant woman would have a big belly, but fortunately, Baidu God.