I sighed and said, "This sentence is right, Brother Win, wherever you have money, you are immortals." You can understand this sentence, and you are not waiting for me in vain. ”

"Hungry also found that your majesty is far away from being hungry to wipe (poor), hungry when you were angry (going) to play with anger, there are more than 2,000 drops in the open road, you look at you again."

I poured half a bottle of water into it in a depressed mood and was speechless for a long time. Win Fat comforted me and said: "But I like my mouth (this) when I am hungry, and I don't want to be hungry anymore." ”

This let our mayor know that maybe Doha fart: Qin Shi Huang, the first emperor of the ages, was born in the old society, traveled through the modern era, and under his rule, he would rather change his face and become an ordinary citizen, what a political achievement.

At this time, Baozi and they came out, Xiang Yu wore a Little Red Riding Hood on his head, wearing Guevara, Liu Bang wore a yellow shirt with yellow pants (it seems that he is still more sensitive to yellow), Baozi asked me from a distance: "What about our cousin?" ”

"I'm coming." Master Li came out of the bookstore with a few books in her hand, and Jing Ersil was behind her to settle accounts with the boss.

I took Master Li's book in horror, the top one is "Home Appliance Maintenance", sweat a little, the second book is "600 movies that must be seen in a lifetime", and sweat again, the last book is actually "Liang Sicheng Chinese Architectural History", a giant sweat. I originally thought she was going to pick a book like "A Brief History of China", I also visited that bookstore, I remember that there was a book even called "Song Dynasty Famous Records Li Shishi", I didn't think that this girl was simply gone, the three books she chose were very three-dimensional to introduce modern civilization to a comprehensive way, it seems that it is really a difficult woman to deal with.

Jing Ke happily ran over with a bunch of tickets, Li Shishi bought pirated books, adding up to only 24 yuan (hehe, 8 yuan a book, friends who have bought pirated copies understand it) yuan, she looked at the price code is probably calculated from the book cover, she knew that it was so cheap, she would definitely buy more.

I asked for a bottle of Coke for each of the people who just came out, and asked Jing Ke to calculate the money, and give him the rest, I have to consciously cultivate the basic survival knowledge of these people, otherwise I will have to live a lot of pain this year.

Baozi took Master Li's hand and said, "We're going to choose a few underwear, you take a few of them to buy a few sets of replacement clothes, by the way, there are toothbrushes and slippers or something, let's call ......"

I grabbed the bun and said with a crying voice, "You can't leave me alone!" Baozi looked at the strange eyes of passers-by embarrassedly, and broke my hand hard, I don't care, if I want to take these four people to wander around on the crowded rich Tai Road, it is better to find four black mature women in the African jungle who have given birth to countless children and let me die of exhaustion, especially Qin Shi Huang tasted the sweetness, his hands are particularly smooth, what to eat, I have to go over and give money.

Baozi wondered: "Then what do you say, do you want to go together?" I nodded vigorously, and Master Li giggled: "My cousin and sister-in-law have a really good relationship, and I won't be able to leave it for a while." I glared at her, and Qin Shi Huang skimmed a banana at the fruit stand......

…… We walked into a women's underwear store with a banana in hand, and a dozen rows of plastic breast models stood neatly in front of us, and there were two naked and nothing on the side, and I crouched down against the wall and buried my head in the crotch of my pants. If it were just me and Baozi, then I could have accompanied her majestically, and sometimes put forward my own opinions - after all, women's underwear is not only for themselves.

But now I'm leading a group of men, following two women, and how weird it looks, it's easy to make bad associations.

I sometimes really admire Liu Bang, this guy follows behind the two girls unhurriedly with his hands behind his back, and from time to time he comes up to look at the material of the underwear on the chest model, and several times his nose is almost buried so that he can't see it, I don't believe that he doesn't know that it's a shame to do this. Xiang Yu was obviously thinking about something else, and when he walked into a rough wave, he realized that something was wrong, standing on the ground and looking around, he was still so tall that even people outside the store could see him. Jing Ke is a good person, but he is standing in a bad place, there are only two chest models in the store who are wearing nothing, and he is standing in front of those two things in order to find semiconductor signals, with an idiot-like smile on the corner of his mouth, and the lewd man on the Internet is simply twins.

The fat man squatted next to me and said suspiciously: "Why do you look hungry?" A very silver scene flashed in my mind, and he smiled and said, "Did you watch a large group of beautiful women dancing striptease at that time?" The fat man shook his head: "Hungry and dripping are all clothes dripping." I suddenly said, "Do you remember that your terracotta warriors and horses are here?" ”

Qin Shi Huang slapped his thigh: "Just the silk (is) drop." What do you know? ”

I suddenly sweated on my forehead, and I thought of an earth-shattering event: where is the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, it is still a mystery, although the more recognized claim is the Lishan Tomb, but the remains of Qin Shi Huang himself were not found there, and it has been confirmed that this tomb has not been stolen, so that means that the Lishan Tomb is likely to be just a fake tomb of Qin Shi Huang in order to hide people's ears, so where is the real tomb? No one in the world knew before, but now there is at least one person who understands: Qin Shi Huang!

I stammered and asked, "Brother Win, do you know where they buried you after you died?" ”

"Hanging skin (stupid b), how can you know if you are starving to death?"

I wiped my sweat (I'll have to buy a bottle of water later) and said with relief: "It's okay if I don't know, it saves me a thought......"

"But before starving to death, tell them to bury their hunger far away, and they will be hungry in that place once."

"Lishan ......"

As soon as Qin Shi Huang heard the word Lishan, he said contemptuously: "Crooked (that) is a fake drop." ”

I sweated endlessly, and cautiously asked, "Can you still find that place now?" ”

The fat man smacked his mouth and said, "It's not good to be in the society." ”

The Mausoleum of King Qin in Lishan is really fake! I also wanted to ask, but Baozi was holding a bra over there and shouting to me: "Qiangzi, how is this?" "I buried my head in my crotch again. Liu Bang held his chin and said, "I like that black one." Baozi glared at me, and then said to Liu Bang with a smile: "Then buy one for you?" ”

Xiang Yu stood in the bra pile for a while, walked quickly to me, and said, "Xiaoqiang (hey, finally called it that), how fast can that thing we sit on when we come run?" ”

It seems that the overlord of Chu is really a child, and the hero is short of breath, and now he is bent on going back to find Yu Ji, and he probably hasn't understood that what I told him about not going back is due to time rather than distance, and Master Li will not make this kind of mistake.

But I could only answer him first, saying, "That is called a van, the fastest is 80 miles, and if it is a good car, it can be 2 to 3 times faster." ”

Xiang Yu was stunned and said: "80 miles? ”

"Oh, that's it...... Let me tell you this, the best horse can run more than 60 miles, and the horse you rode back then was estimated to be able to run 70, and the thing we sat on could run 80, and it could run all night long. ”

Xiang Yu's eyes were full of excitement: "Is that thing going to make it easy to run?" ”

"Uh...... I have to take the test - I don't have any acquaintances in the DMV. ”

"What do you mean?"

"It's just very difficult to get it, and that thing is not mine, so I can't afford it for the time being."

Xiang Yu smiled conceitedly: "Money is not a problem-"

"The problem is that there is no money, brother, let me tell you the truth, I earn as much as a firehead soldier under you back then, do you think how many years a firehead soldier has to save money to buy your black horse?"

Xiang Yu frowned, and then said: "The fine armor I wore was made of real gold, and the cost of asking someone to build it alone is three thousand gold, can you buy a van if you sell it?" ”

I only did a rough math -- I didn't do it, and said, "I can buy an infinite number of BMWs." ”

"I don't want a BMW, I just want a van."

Out of breath!

Xiang Yu continued: "You will sell it as soon as you go back. ”

I suddenly remembered Lao Pan's words, a dagger that pierced Qin with Jing Ke could send me to prison forever and never turn over, and a vest worn by Xiang Yu was probably not far behind. I said to Xiang Yu: "Brother slowly explained this matter to you, if you like driving, I can teach you, but it's not so simple to go back to my sister-in-law." ”

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