Then I heard a very mysterious sound: grunt.

I hugged Qin Shi Huang without saying a word: "Brother Win, let's have dinner later, don't go out to sweep again." ”

Xiang Yu said embarrassedly: "It's my ......"

It's no wonder that Xiang Yu is thinking about his own business, he eats as much as Master Li in the morning, and with his physique, Qin Shihuang can eat half a steamed bun more than him.

Liu Bang was not ashamed and embarrassed, and followed the two women all the way to the sex panties counter, and the bun was not easy to say, so he could only discuss with Master Li in a whisper, Liu Bang put his head up and listened for a while, and asked loudly: "What is the surname?" Hadron likes white, huh? The salesman burst out laughing.

I touched my back teeth and said, "Brother Yu, do me a favor and throw that kid out." ”

Without waiting for Xiang Yu to move, Liu Bang stood at the door of the store at a trot, holding on to the door frame and said complainingly: "It's not okay if you don't know how to ask?" ”

I walked over with a frown and said to the buns, "Let's go out for a bite to eat, it's half of the afternoon." Baozi was also embarrassed to stay, and whispered: "Why is Liu Ji so stunned - what do you say to eat, as long as you don't eat Baozi." ”

I sighed and said, "Liu Ji actually has a wife, but his wife is too powerful, I guess he has to turn off the lights when he goes to chuang, which makes Liu Ji bad." ”

I arranged Xiang Yu in the middle, pulled the team into a store, and I said to the waiter: "Come 5 catties of fried cakes and a pot of cold bean sprouts." The waiter was stunned and said, "Sir, how many are you?" ”

"Seven."

"Hehe, the fried cakes in our store are very large, and ordinary people can eat 3 taels to ......" At this time, Xiang Yu bowed his head and came in, and the waiter immediately said: "Oh, 5 catties, right?" ”

This is the first time I took them out to eat, in Liu Laoliu's words, these are all my customers, I took my customers to eat 5 catties of vegetarian fried cakes on Futai Road, and then continued shopping.

The careful bun also reminded me to buy a few cotton mats, otherwise I won't be able to sleep at night. It's a headache to think of this, I really can't figure it out, five men in two rooms, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu must not be together, Qin Shi Huang is unwilling to be with the snoring Jing Ke, Liu Bang is not willing to be with Qin Shi Huang, Xiang Yu is suspicious of Jing Ke always asking him about villains......

As for me, I don't want to see anyone!

A college entrance examination question appeared in my life, and the 26 points of that year (I forgot to remind you, Xiaohua College Entrance Examination Mathematics 26) didn't seem to rely on this question.

The two newly bought mats were given to Xiang Yu to hold, and the one-person long mat gave him a clip, just like an ordinary person holding a briefcase, Li Shishi carried her book, Liu Bang took the changed and just bought clothes, Jing Ke only had one hand to spare, so he let him take some of the toiletries he had just bought, as for Qin Shi Huang, in order to block his mouth, he must constantly have something to eat, this thing must also be eaten, I bought him a bag of hemp seeds and swallowed it.

We all walked back happily, and in the car, Baozi said, "Let's go in and buy something when we pass by the supermarket." "I love her so much, have you seen this woman do a good thing since she appeared in this book?

led Qin Shi Huang into like this, and the monthly salary of less than 10,005 couldn't come out at all, and the fine had to be fined, and a well-off family quickly returned to before the 80s. I smirked: "Let's go back first, send you down and I'll come out to buy a car for refueling." ”

Master Li interjected and said, "I don't think it's better to go now." "She was flipping through her book, I couldn't figure out how there was such a thing as a supermarket in the book "Liang Sicheng's History of Chinese Architecture", and when I looked in the rearview mirror, I saw her look hesitant, and I understood, she heard my nervousness and deliberately went against me, because whatever I was nervous about must be useful to her.

Qin Shi Huang swallowed pockmarks and asked, "Dry sprinkle (what) drops?" ”

I held back for a long time and really didn't know how to tell him, to let him know this beautiful place, I went bankrupt - and it was not enough to pay for it! Fortunately, Baozi misunderstood him and told him, "Let's go buy some food, and I'll make it for you when we go back in the evening." ”

"Oh - crooked, hungry (go)."

When I arrived at the supermarket door, I said to Baozi, "You and your cousin can go by yourself, we won't get out of the car." Baozi happily led Master Li away, I turned around and said viciously: "A few of you, none of you abide by the law, especially you, Brother Win, don't spit on the car!" ”

Xiang Yu didn't listen to what I was saying at all, he watched me drive intently along the way, and now he put his arm on the saddle and asked seriously: "Stepping on that is walking, stepping on that is stopping?" I was surprised and said, "Yes, Brother Yu, you can see it." ”

"What's that stick in your hand for?"

"You don't care about the stick for now, just buy an automatic transmission later."

"I'll try!" As he spoke, he was about to squeeze this way from behind, and the van was swaying back and forth by him. I pushed him back: "When I have a chance in the future, I will drive you away from you." ”

After waiting for a while, Baozi and Master Li came back, carrying a large pile of dishes and a few bottles of wine, Master Li actually chewed a chewing gum in her mouth, she got into the car and gave one to everyone present, and instructed: "Don't swallow it-"

It seems that she has grown up again this time.

This time shopping can be described as thrilling, except that my wallet is deflated like a toad after being crushed by the FAW liberation, it is still a complete merit.

While I was refueling the car, Jing Ersil covered his ears and muttered to himself, when a yellow vest came over and knocked on his glass and said, "Sir, please don't use your phone." ”……

When I arrived at the door, everyone else followed the bun upstairs, as I expected, Xiang Yu stayed at the end, I really couldn't bear to return the car in front of him, I pointed to a bicycle at the door and said to him: "That one runs very fast, but it's a little tired." ”

Xiang Yu gave me a very professional reason for refusal: "That can't even run for 20 miles, right?" ”

Hey, it's not okay to treat Xiang Yu as Jing Ke so deceitful, history says that he is a woman's benevolence, which shows that this rough-looking man has a delicate side, mainly because today's trip to the street is broken, at least Qin Shihuang knows that the outside world is delicious, Li Shishi knows where to buy books, Liu Bang is currently acting normally, because he is lustful and indifferent when he sees the beauties all over the street, and even if it is ugly, it can't be compared with Baozi at all, it seems that if you want him to empathize with Baozi, you must find Baozi A sister in their previous store- The sister snatched her boyfriend from someone, and her face was splashed with 98% sulfuric acid in two pickle jars by her rival.

Later, I thought of a way, that is, to get Xiang Yu drunk first and then return the car, as the saying goes, a drunk relieves a thousand sorrows.

It's just that I forgot to ask him how much he can drink, which shows that since I met Jing Ke, my intelligence is obviously on par with him, and what happened later makes me regret it very much.

I should have known that I should have been with Master Li more - if Baozi agreed.

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