At 9 o'clock the next day, I started to receive a lot of inexplicable phone calls, and their purpose was the same: they heard that I recruited 300 students at a time, and wanted me to give them a few "even".

It is now July, the enrollment team of major schools began to flow around, many people do not know about the so-called "enrollment", at the end of the 90s, "self-examination" began to become popular, many formal colleges and universities set up self-examination classes, recruiting objects are very wide, mainly fresh graduates who have just participated in the college entrance examination, the beginning of the enrollment staff are mostly school miscellaneous staff, and then gradually replaced by students with flexible minds, and then gradually become a specific period of social idleness and the gold rush period, recruit a student, according to the different majors they study, You can get very generous rebates, up to a few thousand.

In other words, the current recruiters are all ruffians and hooligans of some small underworld forces, who use coercion and inducement to students*, and July and August are the peak of their careers.

Needless to say, this news was revealed by a leper, and I suspect that if he hadn't been busy with this job, he would have devoted himself to education.

Accepting 300 students at a time, it is almost a mythical place, and it is not surprising that some people are hot-eyed.

The first few phone calls were relatively polite, knowing that they were talking to people, climbing relationships with me, saying that they knew our Mr. Hao or something, and I also politely showed my attitude, saying that these 300 students were dug out of a certain countryside to revitalize my country's martial arts, and the tuition was free of charge.

The next few don't know if they really have the strength or the first few who hung up the phone and felt that they were tricked and changed people to scare me, the main meaning of these people is probably as follows: First, I know where your surname Xiao lives and what you do; Second, we don't want all the 300 people, everyone has to talk about it to get by, we have a mouthful, you have to give us at least one hundred and fifty; Three, we are going to decide this one hundred and fifty.

I will always reply to this: I have the ability to pull it myself, and I will personally reward you with 500 yuan if you take one away.

I was telling the truth, but it turned out to be misunderstood as a provocation and a shouting, and they said angrily: Where are you surnamed Xiao?

I also had to tell them I was going to pick them up at the train station at 12 o'clock and come looking for me if something happened.

I arrived at the station at 11:45, along the way this sign brought me a lot of embarrassment, I am a person with thick lines, I didn't expect to use paper or plastic bags or something to block the words on the point, and when I went out, I found that people were looking at me with strange eyes, the sign was too big, the block was not blocked, I held a piece of paper half a person high with Liangshan heroes who had been equipped with refrigerators, the edges were still uneven, and several times the patrol police were almost going to stop me.

Arrived at the station, I stood outside the platform and waited, after 12 o'clock began to come out of a large number of people, I quickly held the piece of paper above my head, the people who came out of the station looked at me and snickered, a middle-aged man next to me who was also waiting for someone, at first I didn't pay attention, and then because I was standing too close to me, I saw a lot of people laughing at this, unnaturally up, began to check whether their zippers were opened, whether their hair was messy, and lay on the iron billboard to see if there was snot on their faces or something, I really couldn't bear it, and said to him:" Big brother, don't look at it, it's not laughing at you. ”

The middle-aged man smiled embarrassedly, suddenly saw the sign in my hand, and couldn't help but be happy, and said, "Are you picking up people or engaging in performance art?" ”

I can only tell him that I organized a simulated Liangshan club with netizens from other places, and now there are all kinds of strange things on the Internet, and the middle-aged people are not surprised, and ask me: "Then who do you play?" ”

I said angrily: "Simon Official! ”

The middle-aged man smiled: "What a good angle, is there a golden lotus among the netizens who picked it up?" ”

We were talking nonsense like this, and later I learned that the train from Hainan was 1 hour late, and I stood stupidly and waited for more than 40 minutes in vain holding the unlucky sign.

At about 1:00 a.m., the second batch of people arrived, and I was a little nervous as I snorted out, after all, there was no shortage of well-known characters in these 54 people, how to say that I didn't delay going to the video game hall in order to watch TV and stage their stories......

The middle-aged man came to pick up his wife, and he also came from Hainan, and he was in a hurry, but now he hopes that his wife will come out at the end, and he wants to see these 54 people more than me.

As soon as the heroes walked out, I immediately recognized it, and the fat man at the front was a rich man at first glance, white and clean, and very handsome when he looked closely. He is followed by the black whirlwind Li Kui, one of the most recognized brands in Liangshan, because he has short hair and a big black circle beard, if it weren't for his gestures, he would be a little rude, like a director. Next to Li Kui was a girl with apricot eyes, with mp3 stuck on her jeans, humming as she walked, it didn't look like they were together.

Then a tall man came out with an empty Coke can in his hand, and when he got out of the station, he flattened the can with all his might, and threw it away according to a garbage can, while several old men and old ladies lurking around the train station ran this way while wearing red hoops on their arms, and I didn't have time to call him that he had already shot.

The jar got into the trash can like a meteor, but the time I had just breathed a sigh of relief came out from the other end, and when I blinked and sighed, the can flew for a few more seconds, and got into the second trash can more than ten meters away from the first one.

I was stupid with the middle-aged man who was waiting for his wife, I didn't care about Lu Junyi, so I grabbed the man's hand and said, "Which one are you?" ”

The man smiled slightly: "It's easy to say, there is no feather arrow Zhang Qing." ”

Zhang Qing's name is often heard, but it doesn't seem to be the most famous.

The handsome fat man who was not so old was really Lu Junyi, he took my hand with a smile and said, "You are Xiaoqiang, right?" I hurriedly politely said: "Lu ...... Lu ......" Lu Junyi smiled: "Call my brother." ”

I put a hand on his shoulder and looked at the crowd behind me and asked, "Where is my brother Lin Chonglin?" ”

The apricot-eyed beauty suddenly grabbed me and said in the same tone as a big sister bullying a little brother, "I know that they are Tiangang and look down on us, well-" She caught me under her ribs, twisted my scalp with her fist, and threw me there after twisting a trip.

The top of my head hurt so badly that I didn't dare to underestimate this woman this time - she held me between me and I couldn't move. Seeing that this beautiful woman has high breasts and a thin waist, and a pair of beautiful apricot eyes bring out a thousand kinds of majesty when she laughs, I itch a lot when I think of the short-legged tiger Wang Ying, the guy who is dissatisfied with her and crawls on her and cultivates - the best mature woman!

At this time, a gentle man came out of the crowd, with a leopard's head and eyes, pulled me up, and said with a smile: "Sanniang likes to joke with people, don't you care." I put my arms around his shoulders and said with a crying voice, "Brother Lin, you must teach me the Lin family gun." ”

I say this because I know that Hu Sanniang was planted in Lin Chong's hands back then.

The guy who was waiting with me exclaimed, "It's like, it's so similar, it's like a real person resurrected." ”

Except for these few people, I didn't have time to ask who the people behind me were, these good men carried travel bags, went out of the platform or chatted, or looked around, and no one paid any attention to me, as if I was a small place they paid to accompany me.

Damn, I didn't expect them to "bow down", nor did I expect them to affectionately hold me and call me "Brother Xiaoqiang" when they saw me, but I don't have to be so cold, right? Even the legendary enthusiastic Li Kui ignored me.

Lu Junyi introduced an elegant half-old man with glasses to me: "This is Brother Wu Yong." ”

"Brother Wu Yong, how many degrees are the glasses?"

Wu held his glasses and said with a smile: "Add up to one thousand and five." ”

At this time, a man with a layer of moisture on his face did a chest expansion exercise and asked me, "You don't have a sea here, do you?" Lu Junyi introduced to me: "Zhang Shun is white in the waves, and the two behind are Ruan Xiaoer and Ruan Xiaowu." ”

Since I was a child, I have admired people who can swim, you say that people are born on the ground and grow on the ground, how can they run and splash in the water - not die?

When I was a teenager, I would practice water intensively for a few days, and I would go to our inner lake with a large group of thugs to play, and my stomach would bulge after playing every day, and then although I didn't learn to swim alone, none of them could drink me.

Looking at the blue complexion of Zhang Shun and the Ruan family brothers, they are about to catch up with the amphibians, it is estimated that they can't live without water, so they have to go to the swimming pool to get a monthly pass.

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