Chapter 44: The Heroes of Liangshan
I think I should stay in the pawnshop for a few days, although I have already paid back the 200,000 yuan, but this is not a small amount, Boss Hao asked casually at the time, how much trust I am in a bastard. I'm so sorry for Lao Hao if I'm so late again.
As for the 300 side, there is a leper in the school building to help me watch, the leper is now loyal to me, under his supervision, this time the foundation is dug to the extent of magma, the leper patted his chest and said to me: Brother Qiang, don't worry, even if God plays the earth as a yo-yo, the houses we build are like chewing gum on the city wall.
Because of this earthquake, the building materials dealer and the construction team have become the children of the stepmother, and it is precisely because of this that I only spent less than 3 million to build a large-scale school, which is a later story.
The next day, when I was bored in the pawnshop, I was thinking most about the salary that Heavenly Court had promised me, when Master Li came back from shopping outside, and behind her was a person with a pale face.
This white-faced person was wearing homespun clothes that were very inconsistent with the times, his hands were hanging down and his shoulders were swaying as he walked, he followed Master Li and looked at me in a daze, this time I was really a little hairy, this thing looked more like a zombie!
I shouted, "Kezi, come down quickly." "I think Jing Ke is a killer after all, the murderous aura on his body may be able to suppress this ghost, Jing Ke came down for a long time, and I and Bai Yan were so stiff that we didn't dare to move, and I didn't even dare to turn my head, I said tremblingly: "Kezi, can you see him?" ”
Jing Ke put the radio to his ear and said blankly: "Who?" ”
Now all the goosebumps on my body came out, and I asked the white face in a trembling voice: "What do you want to do?" ”
The white face did not move on his heels, shook his body and said quietly: "I'm hungry ......"
I glanced at the ashtray and said perfunctorily, "Tell me your birth date and I'll burn some paper for you." ”
The white face shrewdly snatched the ashtray in his hand, then stretched it out in front of me, and sighed, "Give me something to eat...... which means that if I don't give it to him, I'm going to beat me.
What do you think I should give him? Heart? Liver? If the appendix can be given, then it has to be operated. I moved back thinking about the excuse.
Jing Ke couldn't stand it anymore at this time, and said, "You can give him something to eat." ”
"You said it lightly, what shall I take...... Can you see him? ”
Jing Ke wondered, "You don't know this person?" Old man Zhao's son, people say that we are very similar. The second fool suddenly ran downstairs, hugged Zhao Bai's face, and asked me, "Do you think the two of us are really alike?" ”
Later, I learned that this was Uncle Zhao's stupid son, who had just been picked up from the psychiatric hospital a few days ago. Look at the two fools in front of me, Jing Ke looks like a handsome man, except for his eyes that are a little uncomfortable, he is also a man. Faced with Jing Ke's question, I replied to him: "You are more handsome than him, but your temperament is not as good as his." ”
I grabbed a handful of alphabet biscuits and sent Zhao Baimian away, saying that it was dangerous, and that he would smash me with an ashtray in vain.
I'm a little stunned now.,I always thought I had opened my eyes.,When I saw a person walking straight Bangbangbang, I suspected that it was a ghost.,I always pointed to passers-by and asked if the group of 5 could see it.,After getting the answer yes.,I also began to die.。
Later, I thought about what Liu Lao Liu said, a month is not a month in the sky, one day in the sky and one year in the ground, just count it according to the small month of heaven now, 30 years later, I am 57, it is the age when Xiaoqiang is still able to eat, and I have become an old man who instigates people to see people, and he opens his eyes to God and Taoism, so he can only sing "Always Go Home to See" and wait for his children and grandchildren to send me brain platinum, what does Atubo say in "Monopoly 6" - miserable and depressed.
In the afternoon, I was bored clearing mines, and suddenly there was a cough, QQ messages rang, and someone applied to add me as a friend. There are only a dozen of my QQ friends, and they are incognito all the year round, it is impossible for anyone to know me through this channel, and generally those who are looking for me are inexplicably engaged in sales, or practicing the Fa circle, I clicked and refused, the reason is: I don't know!
Within a few seconds, the other party sent another application, writing: Let's video first!
Belch? How can this not make me think of * and video mm, maybe which network is the means to open the market?
After I agreed, the number with the online name Xiaoliu got into my friend, and then the other party couldn't wait to send a video request, and I looked around with a thief's eyebrows and accepted it.
After the window shook for a while, I saw that the other party was in a noisy Internet café, and there were constantly network managers in yellow vests shuttling back and forth with students, I knew that it was definitely not what I thought, and then the camera slowly turned, Liu Laoliu's dirty face and a thief's face full of thieves smiled into my eyes, he spewed smoke at the camera and waved his hand, that obscene look If you grab a picture and make a QQ expression, the number of downloads will never be less than realplay and Thunderbolt.
I opened my mouth for a long time before I subconsciously typed the word "rely on".
Liu Lao Liu lowered his head and typed: "Guess where I am?" "This old boy can type faster than I do.
I said, "Aren't you in Tieling?" ”
Liu Laoliu raised his head and laughed, because he didn't turn on the audio, so he laughed silently, and then he took the camera in his hand and slowly wandered around the entire Internet café, and finally stopped on a wall, on which in addition to the online game poster, there was also a huge banner: Hainan Internet café runs a go-kart competition......
Hainan? This old boy was still in Tieling yesterday, and today he actually went to Hainan!
I asked, "How can you fly so fast?" ”
A: "Yes." ”
Asked, "Isn't it impossible to use mana?" ”
Answer: "Take the civil aviation." ”
……
I can see the people in fancy clothes walking by from time to time along the edge of the camera, and I can vaguely see the tall and straight coconut trees and pristine beaches outside the Internet café, how much does this Internet café pay for an hour? Only then did I remember to ask Liu Laoliu: "What are you doing over there?" ”
"I just sent the 54 heroes in Liangshan away, in fact, they arrived a few days earlier than the 300 Yuejia army, and they were playing in Hainan."
I was taken aback: "Who received them?" Didn't they get into trouble in Hainan? ”
Liu Lao Liu shook his shoulders and said proudly: "Am I as stupid as you?" I had already introduced the general situation to them before they came, although the Yue Jiajun nominally arrived before them, in fact, the Liangshan heroes had been playing in Hainan for several days on the day they arrived, and Lu Junyi's family knew how to be flexible and did not make trouble with us. ”
I cautiously asked, "Where did you send them?" ”
Liu Lao Liu smiled evilly at the camera: "Tomorrow at 12 noon, let's go to the train station to pick up the heroes." ”
But he can't scare me a little now, how can I say that he can be regarded as rolling over in the wind and waves, resolving the contradiction between the fat man and Jing Ersil, maintaining Liu Xiang, and rescuing Jin Shaoyan, just the night before yesterday I led 300 Beiwei troops to run thousands of miles, these 54 heroes are relatively easy to deal with in terms of political complexity and numbers, and they have received a certain amount of modern edification, at least I won't think that I have raised a lot of villains and I won't think that starting the car is the role of a spur.
I asked him, "Who are the people who came, give me a rough list." ”
Liu Lao Liu was very strange that I didn't vomit blood, he said, "Who do you want to see?" ”
I said excitedly: "Wu Song, Monk Hua, Gongsun Sheng, Yan Qing ......"
Liu Lao Liu replied: "Hey, none of these you want to see are not, these people are not only brave but also wise, they all went their separate ways as soon as Liangshan, and then died in the end, although the matter of getting the wrong list has little to do with how they died, but these most capable people lived for thirty or forty years, and at that time the judge was awake." ”
My heart was cold all of a sudden, even Wu Song and Monk Hua didn't really surprise me, although these two people are not very high in the Liangshan rankings, but I have always insisted that these two people have the strongest ability, and they are also the most cute, these two people do not come, I am very disappointed.
Liu Lao Liu seemed to know what I was thinking, and said: "Don't worry about it, in fact, it's not a good thing to come here for that year, this time there are Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, and Li Kui." ”
Okay, Lu Junyi, Lin Chong, Yang Zhi, a group of masters who are in harmony with the mud are all here, Li Kui is lonely and can't scream, no wonder he can't rob the Yue family's army.
The more I listened, the more frustrated I felt, and I didn't want to pay attention to these people, and then I heard that Hu Sanniang came alone to muster up the spirit, and I wanted Wu Yong to settle the account for me, so I agreed to pick up the train tomorrow.
But there is another problem with picking up the car, that is, these people will definitely not dress like in the movie, and they don't know me, although 54 people is a more conspicuous group, it is easy to be confused with a large tour group, I think I still make a sign holding a more safe, I went to the home where Qin Shi Huang Xiang Yu lives, took out a refrigerator box from under Qin Shi Huang's bed, and then found a tube of signature pens, was about to write, suddenly thought of the words I wrote they may not know, Although they have cultural people like Wu Yong and Zhu Wu, it is a problem whether they can read simplified Chinese characters, and even if they can understand it, whether they can recognize what I write is another problem.
Later, I thought, hey, isn't Master Li the person they will be, and I talked to Song Jiang, and finally followed Yan Qing to the rivers and lakes, although I don't know if it's true or not.
I called Master Li over and told her, "You write me a few words: 54 heroes from Liangshan." After telling her about the situation, Master Li smiled and said, "I think the words 54 are redundant, and they won't add a few more or a few less because you don't write 54." ”
"That 'Liangshan hero'?"
"You don't have to write any words."
"Then you can write it." I handed her the pen.
Master Li holds the pen with one hand behind his back, drawing on a piece of paper.
While she was writing, I suddenly remembered another thing, and I said to her: "Cousin, you have been here for a short time, and you have roughly figured out what the situation is, right?" ”
Master Li said with one hand behind his back: "It is now 2007 AD, more than 900 years from the Song Huizong period, followed by the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, and then the Republic of China ......."
I was ashamed to say, "You know better than I know - can you make up a textbook based on your experience?" ”
"Textbooks?"
"It's a book similar to the "Three Character Classic", taught to read by others, you also know what your cousin does, so many people come to me and I'm confused, you just write a book that can make them understand, for example, the first chapter is called who I am, the second chapter is called this, and the third chapter is called what am I doing today in history...... Wait a minute. ”
Of course, Master Li quickly understood what I meant, and giggled, "You don't want them to treat you as an immortal, do you?" ”
The sign was quickly written, and Master Li just drew a few large circles for me, then threw the pen into my arms and said, "You can do the black work yourself." ”
I concentrated on drawing the sign, but when I saw that Master Li still refused to leave, I looked at the two words Liangshan on the sign and stopped talking, I sighed and said, "This time...... No Yan Qing. ”
Master Li was dazed and smiled faintly.
The brand is very good-looking after it is depicted, and there are four large traditional characters on it: Liangshan Heroes.
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I reminded you very carelessly, Wu Song, are they really not coming?
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