I never thought that Qin Shi Huang was a fat man.

I never thought that Qin Shi Huang was still a fat man with a lovely smile.

This big fat man with a lovely smile Qin Shi Huang looked only about 45 years old, wearing a long gown embroidered with knife coins, and his hair was much brighter than Jing Ke's. It seems that we have the same awkwardness: not knowing what to call each other.

Liu Laoliu patted Qin Shi Huang on the shoulder and said, "You can call him a strong son or a brother in the future." Then he beckoned me and said, "Call Brother Ying." ”

"Hadron ......"

"Brother Win ......"

"I'm hungry and I'm going to fire in your mouth." I hurriedly replied: "Good society (said) good society." ”

Good guy, and Ying Zheng are brothers, I feel like my face is like a child's bed that has been wetted in a limited space.

Later, I learned that my brother Ying has not always been so low-key, because Liu Lao Liu told him that I am a god and he is like this, my brother Ying is actually a person who accepts his fate, first he deceived himself to refine the elixir of immortality, and it is said that when he was about to succeed, the person who made the alchemy died, and Brother Ying immediately repaired the Terracotta Army, hoping that there would be a younger brother in another world, and now in his eyes I am the master of another world, so he is very polite to me.

Liu Lao Liu put down Qin Shi Huang, and this time he beat a motorcycle and left. I always thought that the person who was willing to sit on the motorcycle should have a kind heart of the masses, but this time I knew that I was wrong, and I hated him.

Qin Shi Huang is different from Jing Ke, he put down the emperor's shelf to enjoy life, he soon became interested in my laptop, after he thought I was a very good person, he took the initiative to play with the external mouse, he played while "yo yo" sighed, and while looking at the screen left and right, I later learned that he thought that the reason why the mouse would follow the manual was because there was a thin wire to hold it. He played with the mouse for a while and made my first request to me: he was going to.

Yesterday I had already taught Jing Ke to urinate on the toilet, and I had accumulated a certain amount of experience, and I knew that I only needed to tell them to get all the dirty things in. I put the fat man in front of the toilet, put down the cushion, let him sit down steadily, and then I didn't need to teach, after a shocking sound, the whole toilet was filled with thousands of years of stinky ammonia, and the fat man was also very sorry, waving his hand at me again and again.

I'm not afraid of smelly, I'm most afraid that he will wake up Jing Ke, Jing Ersil is in the bedroom opposite the toilet. People who have dealt with fools may have experienced that whatever they have identified is particularly stubborn. Yesterday I had put away Jing Ke's clothes, but when I tried to disarm him, I was refused.

This reminds me of a lot of things, first, I can't let them meet, second, it seems that I need to prepare a few sets of clothes, and third, I have to prepare a "presidential suite" for Qin Shi Huang, and the only empty house I have now is the warehouse next door to Jing Ke.

Hearing a loud noise, Qin Shi Huang rushed out with his pants and ran downstairs, at the same time, Jing Ke came out of the room rubbing his eyes, the zipper was open, and he walked into the toilet with his eyebrows stunned, peeing on his waist, he sniffed, and looked at me dissatisfied.

I didn't care about him, and hurriedly ran downstairs to see what happened to Qin Shi Huang, only to see him holding his chin and staring at the roof in a daze, he said to me: "Hungry according to your society (said) drop, the water will flow (down) and angry (go), which startled Hungry Ha (frightened), thinking that his mouth (this) was drowned." After he finished speaking, he ran upstairs and got into the toilet, staring at the yellow liquid that was rippling round and round in the toilet. Jing Ke probably went back to the room again.

I was crazy, I didn't expect such a vulgar plot to happen to me, I asked for my surname and shouted: "Brother Jing, Brother Win, you all come here!" ”

Jing Ke and Qin Shi Huang poked their heads out of the room and toilet at the same time and said, "What's wrong? Then the two of them found each other almost at the same time, and then slammed the door at the same time with an "ah", and when I couldn't figure out the situation, I saw that Jing Ke had already rushed out with a knife, and it turned out that he was going to get a knife.

Qin Shi Huang is not stupid, he knows that it is not in his hall now, and Zhao Gao helps, and he does not bring his sword, at this time, he can see the wisdom of the emperor, he actually knows how to slam the door lock and hold the handle, but Jing Ke can only slash horizontally and vertically with a dagger, and after a while, he will poke out a triangular hole in the door of my toilet, he can clearly see Qin Shi Huang from this hole, he put one eye up, and shouted: "You come out!" ”

As I said, Jing Ke had a very severe astigmatism, and he was looking in with one eye, and the other eye seemed to be spying on my movements, and then I remembered that I should do something, and I pulled out a brick from under the living room sofa (why is there a brick under my living room sofa?). Holding it in his hand, he said sharply: "The surname Jing, if you don't throw away your broken knife, I'll take a brick and lift your front face!" ”

Jing Ke saw that I was holding a square thing in my hand, and the red light was dazzling (this brick was washed very clean by me), I didn't know what kind of fairy treasure, I was discouraged: "You don't care about my business......" Just as Qin Shi Huang was already looking for a handful of talcum powder in the toilet, and threw it out along the hole, Jing Ke screamed, threw the dagger and covered his eyes and rubbed it.

I was so angry, I hurriedly went to collect the dagger first, Qin Shi Huang also threw talcum powder out one by one, I opened the door, grabbed him by the neck and pulled him out, threw him on the sofa, and led Jing Ke to the edge of the pool to wash his eyes, when I took his hand back, I felt like an aunt in the middle class of kindergarten, I put Jing Ke on the sofa opposite, put mineral water and ashtray between them, and said earnestly: "What can't you say well, you have to fight and kill, and it's not the ...... of the previous life." Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered that they did have a grudge in their previous life, and immediately changed their words and said, "Actually, there is no enmity between the two of you, am I right?" ”

Qin Shi Huang nodded desperately first, and Jing Ke snorted angrily and said, "Then he killed me in the end." Not to be outdone, Qin Shi Huang said, "Whose hand did it first?" ”

I put the bricks on the table and shouted, "What a noise!" Don't look at what this place is? Both of them shrank their heads and were silent, I lit a cigarette, and then said kindly: "No matter who is sorry for whom, it is all a matter of the previous life, what is this place, huh?" This is a place where you can enjoy it, and for only one year, you don't cherish it well. Qin Shi Huang lowered his head, and Jing Ke looked at me with red eyes.

"Come, shake hands, we will all be good friends from now on - obedient."

This time, it was the fat man who stretched out his hand first, it seems that the emperor of the other family has the strength, Jing Ke shook his hand helplessly.

This pair of enemies was finally temporarily dealt with by me, I turned out a set of clothes for Qin Shi Huang to change, after all, he is a person who has seen the world, and he knows that the quality of the clothes is better than his as soon as he puts on his body, and when Jing Ke told him that his underwear should be worn inside, Brother Ying is as good as a stream, and by the way expressed his friendship to Jing Ke.

And then our buddies (awkward, aren't they?) After cleaning the warehouse, I moved a simple spring bed inside, temporarily as Qin Shi Huang's presidential suite, Qin Shi Huang's curiosity was many times stronger than Jing Ke's, he asked this and that, Jing Ke answered him for me: "This is the fairy world, you don't understand it." ”

Mentality determines everything, Win Fat soon became addicted to TV, originally he watched Han Fei, the commentary of "Hundred Lectures", I hurriedly changed a channel for him and asked him to watch "Meteor Garden".

The upstairs finally calmed down, I played with the knife that confiscated Jing Ke, and went downstairs to find that my assistant manager, Lao Pan, was already waiting for me.

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