Jing Ke put the sword on the table, and then stabbed me in a way that was pulled out of the map axis, and I hurriedly jumped out two meters - that sword I know, it was bought by Prince Yan Dan from the sword-casting master Mrs. Xu for 100 gold, and it was highly poisonous, Jing Ke and Prince Dan seemed to have experimented with this sword, if the person who took this sword at that time was Jing Ke, then that unlucky little soldier might be the only person he had ever killed.

Jing Ke looked at me intact, came out of his mind for a long time, and suddenly said, "It turns out that it is too short!" ”

I burst out and said, "You're fucking sick, if you were old enough, you would have died a long time ago!" ”

Jing Ke didn't care about my attitude. He shouted in ecstasy: "So it's because I'm too short!" Later, I added a sentence before and after this sentence and sold it to a company that distributed aphrodisiacs.

At this time, the stairs sounded, and Baozi got off work. I hurriedly threw the suit of clothes on Jing Ke's head and said, "Brother Jing, you change it first, and my brother will come back to discuss the problem with you later." ”

Jing Ke was sitting on the ground at the time, seeing that I was leaving, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, stretching out a hand, I didn't know what I wanted to say, I didn't bird him, I ran into a bun when I went out of the house, and I closed the door casually.

Baozi is still carrying vegetables in her hand, she is a very capable woman, with a thrift from a small family and a strong surname desire at her age, as long as I don't look at her face, I love her from the bottom of my heart.

Baozi was going to wash vegetables, but seeing my mysterious appearance, I subconsciously wanted to go in to see what was going on, I covered the door and said with a smile: "A friend...... Stay with us for a few days. Baozi took out an eggplant from the vegetable basket, held the eggplant head, pointed the prickly handle at me, and said sternly, "You just have to tell me whether it's a man or a woman!" When she learned that it was a man, she waved her hand and threw the eggplant into the basket, and said with a smile: "I will make you braised eggplant tonight......"

I opened the door and glanced at Jing Ke, and saw that he was basically dressed, and he was finally pushing a pair of underwear to his jeans, I hurriedly flashed in and closed the door again: "Damn, you think you are Superman, you are wearing it inside." ”

Jing Ke didn't care about these subtleties, he casually threw his underwear aside and said, "Your clothes are very uncomfortable to wear. ”

I'm very grateful that he didn't put my Adi behind him like a hero, it seems that the killer really has a good quality of adapting to the environment, he neither expressed curiosity about the transparent glass nor asked me why the top lamp didn't burn the lamp oil, compared to the turtles in the movie who traveled to the modern day, it reflects a gentlemanly temperament that does not match the identity.

But I knew at once why: he picked up the dagger again and asked me, "But if you can't take it any longer, what will you do?" "It seems that the main reason why he has to stay in this world for a year is to plan a perfect assassination plan.

I had to patiently ask him, "How big was the map you were carrying?" ”

He held the dagger in one hand, and with the other hand, he drew a little in front of the tip of the dagger: "So big." ”

"Why don't you zoom in on the scale - for example, if you bring the one is 1:10,000, if you zoom in to 1:1000, you can hide a long sword in the map and bring it in, if the scale is 1:100, you can even bring in a Fang Tian Halberd."

Although Jing Ke didn't fully understand my words, he understood the general meaning, and he patted his head vigorously: "I'm so stupid, really!" Then this Jing Ke version of Xianglin's sister-in-law said on the ground, "You really deserve to be a fairy!" ”

When Jing Ke solved his problem, his first question about the "fairy world" also followed: "What is that (finger glass)?" And why is there no lamp oil (finger top lamp)? ”

Vomit, sell pimples! I was defeated by him.

Fortunately, my answer is also very strong: this is the fairy world, and you don't understand it.

When it was time to eat, I called Jing Ke to the dinner table, since there is still a year to go, sneaking is not always the way, so Suo surnamed let him see the light as soon as possible.

Jing Ke was warmly treated by Baozi, a person who could mingle with all my fox friends and dogs.

While Jing Ke was staring at the TV and pulling the rice chop into his nose, Baozi whispered in my ear: "Your friend's 'commissary' is open." I looked down from under the table and saw Jing Ke wearing my lee, sitting with his legs crossed and learning from us, with the zipper open, and his not too short and not too long guy was lying on his crotch and looking out, I coughed, and he didn't take it to heart at all. Baozi went out under the pretext of serving vegetables, and I hurried to say to Jing Ke: "Brother Jing, are you cool?" He didn't listen to what I was saying, pointed to the TV and said, "You raised all the villains in there?" I had no choice but to stand up, point to something under my navel, and say, "Our custom does not allow this to be revealed." ”

I thought he would be embarrassed, but I was wrong.

He pulled it in, pointed to the TV, and said, "What do you give them every day?" "I walked over to help him zip it up, and just halfway through it, the buns came in......

That night, I could only prove that I was a lover with a different surname, and Baozi's body, which looked particularly beautiful in the dim light, drained me like a water pump, and in Baozi's words, she wanted me to make me have no strength even if I had that heart, so that she could not worry about going to work during the day. It wasn't until the sky was slightly bright, we cleaned up the wolf and slept for a while, Jing Ke snored all night, I found that he was not a difficult person to deal with, to put it bluntly, he was a little lacking in intelligence, and it was easy to trust others, which may have something to do with him treating me as a god, as long as he didn't mention the assassination of Qin Shi Huang, he was the same as two fools.

During the day, I opened the door an hour later than usual, just took down the door panel, and found that Liu Lao Liu was sitting on my steps smoking, and there was a fat man squatting beside me, Liu Lao Liu saw me open the door, stepped on the cigarette, led the fat man in, and told me that the fat man was my second customer, and as soon as he said the name of the fat man, I felt like the sky was falling.

Some intelligent readers may have guessed who this fat man is.

Yes, he is - Qin Shi Huang!

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