Now that I have been on the "thief ship", I will no longer shy away from anything, and ask Cao Cao: "Prime Minister, what do you think of this battle of Chibi?" ”

"Chibi?" Cao Cao wondered.

I just remembered that the so-called Battle of Chibi was the name of posterity after the incident, and Cao Cao didn't know now that he was going to plant a big heel in that place in Chibi.

I said, "It's you who Pingdong Wu this time." ”

Cao Cao smiled confidently and said: "You have also seen it, compared to me, Sun Quan and Liu Bei are mantis arms as a car." ”

I said carefully, "Didn't you think you'd lose?" ”

Cao Cao waved his hand indifferently: "How could that be?" ”

I scratched my head and said: "There is a first word that talks about this battle, and I will read it to you: Go to the east of the great river, and the waves will be exhausted." Romantic characters through the ages. To the west of the base.... ”

Cao Cao shook his head while listening: "Well, this format is the first time I've heard it, and it's very good." ”

When I memorized the "Three Kingdoms Zhou Lang Chibi", Cao Cao's face changed, and when I finished speaking, "The canopy will fly away" Cao Cao was no longer very comfortable, but he returned to normal in an instant, and said with a smile: "I always thought you were a military general, but I didn't expect you to know how to write poetry?" ”

I said reservedly, "I understand." ”

Cao Cao said: "The final meaning of this poem is that I lost to Zhou Yu? ”

I said, "This poem was written by later generations, and its full name is "Red Cliff Nostalgia". ”

Cao Cao disagreed: "The sentence is very beautiful, but most of it is that Zhuge Villager's pretense of posterity, in order to shake the heart of our army." ”

I said earnestly: "Prime Minister, I haven't won a long gamble... Well, victory and defeat are a common thing in soldiers, it's not good to be overconfident, the overlord of Western Chu has a brave crown in ancient and modern times, and it is inevitable that he will be defeated..."

The black tiger glanced back at me.

Cao Cao said: "That also depends on the specific situation, I carry the power of the Son of Heaven and sit on the Jingzhou Water Army." It is also the time when the west wind is prevalent, and it can be said that it has taken advantage of the right time and place, how can it be lost to a group of wild frontier soldiers? ”

I saw that he seemed to disdain to argue with me, so I didn't say more, the people of the Three Kingdoms are sharp-tongued, let Cao Xiaoxiang use Marxism-Leninism to educate him Lao Tzu.

After a short time in the Northern Wei Dynasty, the inspection at the exit was almost rejected on suspicion of immigrating because Cao Cao did not have a visa. Fortunately, there was an officer who had followed Mulan to fight against the Huns, so he knew me to get it.

Hua Mulan and their family, Marshal He was also there, the two of them were talking in the yard about something, we said goodbye to the black tiger, I led Cao Cao inside, Hua Mulan smiled: "Yo, I really said that Cao Cao Cao Cao will arrive." ”

Cao Cao wondered, "What do you say I do?" ”

I laughed and said, "You're already the fastest runner in the world." =

Cao Cao looked left and right, and asked me cautiously: "Chong'er he..."

Hua Mulan raised her hand: "It's here!" ”

We turned back together, only to see a sturdy young man beside him, and Cao Xiaoxiang riding on a small red horse. was counting the prey they had hit, he inadvertently swept into the yard and was stunned, Cao Cao was also speechless at the moment, and the father and son were silently facing each other, as if they had been pointed.

Marshal He pushed Cao Cao on the shoulder and said gently: "Brother Meng De, go see if it's your son." ”

The next moment, Cao Cao ran forward quickly and shouted, "Chong'er! Cao Xiaoxiang also jumped off the horse. At first glance, a pair of small hands said, "Daddy." ”

Cao Cao squatted, the two hugged each other, and Cao Xiaoxiang couldn't stop whimpering. Cao Cao burst into tears, crying like an old man from the countryside who had brought back his cart of potatoes from the city management...

In this situation, everyone else was gloomy and then relieved, Hua Mulan and Marshal He avoided the side, Hua Mulan and her brother glanced at the father and son who hugged each other and cried, and said with their hands behind their backs: "I'll sharpen the knife." ”

I hurriedly explained to Cao Cao in advance: "Don't be careful. He sharpened his knife to kill pigs. "The tragedy of Lu Bo's murder can't be repeated again, and the old Hua family is quite innocent. But isn't it time to change the knife? Either it's that the craftsmanship of this posterity is too trendy, how can it be grinded for a long time?

Lao Cao and Xiao Cao hugged each other and didn't care about anything, just crying vigorously, and finally I separated the two of them, held one in one hand, and said, "Don't just cry." Father and son found a place to have a good chat - Lao Cao. I know you're suspicious, so by the way, take a good look at whether this is your son. ”

Cao Cao wiped his tears and said, "Don't look at it." It's my son! As he spoke, he couldn't help but compare on the top of Cao Xiaoxiang's head, and said suspiciously, "Chong'er, you seem to be a lot taller than before." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang choked up and said, "Daddy, I'm 13 years old..."

I pulled the two of them into a side room, and finally instructed Cao Xiaoxiang: "Son, don't forget to talk about Chibi." ”

Cao Xiaoxiang said sensibly: "I know Dad." ”

Cao Cao looked back at me in surprise when we called each other that, and when I was about to close the door to them, I heard Cao Cao's voice: "Why do you call him Dad?" ”

Cao Xiaoxiang's voice: "Xiaoqiang's father can also hurt me..."

I was full of emotion, so I squatted in the yard and lit a cigarette to watch Hua Muli sharpen his knife, Hua Muli smiled at me while grinding: "Brother Qiang, right?" I've heard my sister talk about you. ”

I smiled at him, took out the cigarette case and gestured at him, Hua Muli shook his hand: "No." ”

Mulan kicked me from behind and said, "Don't teach my brother to learn badly." ”

I deliberately got angry with Hua Mulan, and said to Hua Muli: "After a while, my brother will lead you around to play, what's the point of staying in this place, the lights will be turned off at 8 o'clock in the evening, my brother will take you to the Tang Dynasty and the grassland to take the girl, you look like this, this condition, my sister is the deputy marshal, what girl can't soak?" ”

Hua Mulan was so angry that she stomped her feet, Hua Mu Li smirked thickly, at this time an old couple came out of the main house, the old lady was full of white hair and was very kind, the old man had been a soldier at a glance, he was not young, and his waist was still very straight, the old lady smiled and said to me: "Xiaoqiang, you know a lot of people, there is a suitable one to introduce to our Mulan." =

Hua Mulan blushed and said, "Here it is again, I will handle this matter myself." ”

The old man glared and said, "How can a 27-year-old girl still stay at home?" ”

Mulan reached out and plugged her ears and ran away angrily.

I smiled and said, "Auntie and uncle, don't worry, there are many girls in us who are not married at the age of 27." ”

Uncle Hua sighed: "I said that she was ashamed, if it weren't for me..."

I hurriedly waved my hand: "The family can't say this, and besides, my sister Mulan is now famous." Except for Wu Zetian, no one in the woman can catch up with her. ”

Uncle Hua said: "That's a fart, a woman's family, a husband and a child is the right business." ”

Ouch, our heroine still has an old brain at home, I smiled and said, "I must be interested, what kind of son-in-law does the second elder want?" ”

The old man looked at the old lady. He muttered in a low voice, "What kind of place did you say?" ”

The old lady said: "Anyway, I can't find any more soldiers, or who will take care of the family in the future?" ”

The old man nodded and said, "Then find a teacher - Xiaoqiang, do you know Mr. Teacher?" ”

I said proudly, "I'm the one who disciplines Mr. Shu." ”

The old man said happily: "Then I will entrust this matter to you-Mu Li, Malier's, Xiaoqiang is our honored guest." ”

Haha, do you see, Cao Cao is still locked up in that house, and people still only treat me as a guest.

From Hua Muli sharpening the knife until the meat was almost cooked, the father and son of Cao Cao came to an end, and Cao Cao came out of the house. His eyes were red, he was emotional, and he kept wiping his nose, and when he saw me, he pinched my arm and said, "Let Chong'er call you dad in the future, although he is also your son, but my father still has to thank you." ”

I was embarrassed to say, "I'm outside, I'm outside." ”

Cao Chong is Cao Cao's favorite son, this is no secret in romance or official history, if he hadn't died early, I'm afraid Cao Pi and Cao Zhi would not be able to compete with him. Cao Chong's death and Cao Cao's Chibi defeat occurred in the same year is also of very intriguing significance, in short, although Cao Chong is rarely mentioned in history, but for Cao Cao is the most important person. Now after all, I robbed half of someone's son, and I was grateful, I felt quite sorry for Cao Cao.

I sneered, "That Cheng... I don't know what to call him, although I called him Lao Cao just now, but the identity of the person is there, is it appropriate to shout like this?

Cao Cao feigned anger and said: "You still call me prime minister? according to the rules of your land. Just call me Brother Sheng-brother. ”

"Uh... Let's call you Brother Cao. ”

Cao Cao sighed: "The matter of Chibi Chong'er told me, I didn't expect that I would lose to a gust of wind, what should I do with your thoughts?" ”

I said, "Withdraw the troops!" ”

Cao Cao said unexpectedly: "Withdraw the troops? I think it's good to attack at another time. "I suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, why didn't I think of it beforehand? The so-called everything is ready only to owe the east wind, Cao Cao did lose to a gust of wind, after knowing this premise, he changed the battle time, and the consequences are difficult to say...

I said nervously: "Brother Cao, in fact, it doesn't hurt you to lose this battle. You are indeed inferior to Soochow in a water war. If you blindly fight hard, it is easy to truly unite the Sun and Liu families. Once the situation of the Three Kingdoms is destroyed, it is likely to anger the Heavenly Dao as well. ”

Cao Cao said: "So you want me to withdraw my troops?" ”

I had to say, "I'm afraid so." ”

Cao Cao looked back at Cao Xiaoxiang in the house and asked me, "Chong'er... Can I bring it back? ”

I shook my head: "Absolutely not, he can't go back to the Three Kingdoms in this life, but don't worry, I will create all the conditions for your father and son to meet in other dynasties in these three months." ”

Cao Cao didn't say anything more, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I'll withdraw my troops when I go back." ”

At this time, Mulan called out to us: "It's time to eat." ”

Cao Cao led Cao Xiaoxiang in front, and Hua Mulan walked up to me and said with a smile: "This old Cao, if you are not afraid that your son will be treated badly by you, I am afraid that I will really continue to attack Eastern Wu." ”

I whispered, "Not really, right?" ”

Hua Mulan said: "Then why do you think he wants to bring the baby elephant back?" ”

I sighed: "I won't deal with the people of the Three Kingdoms anymore." ”

Dinner was accompanied by Hua Mulan and our father and son, after the big and small Cao Dabei began to rejoice, Cao Cao was full of joy during the banquet, and I tried to set close to me, I heard that Hua Mulan was the deputy marshal of the Northern Wei Dynasty, and she also flickered her to jump to her side to do it, Cao Xiaoxiang from time to time to tell Lao Cao a few words about his own experience in Yucai, this is a meal full of family affection.

After the meal, Cao Cao took my hand and said, "Xiaoqiang, let's sleep with my brothers tonight, I want to have a long talk with you all night." ”

I shook my hand desperately: "No, no, no, I won't sleep with you!" ”

"What's wrong?" Cao Cao asked curiously.

"I'm so murderous in my dreams!"

Cao Cao's face flushed, and I smiled and said to him: "Just kidding, you better accompany our son, you should leave tomorrow, the battle of Chibi is a few days away." ”

Cao Cao said: "By the way, it's easy for me to withdraw my troops, what about those warships?" There are thousands of them, and then they will be burned? ”

"Don't, it's too polluting."

"Anyway, I don't want them to fall into the hands of Soochow."

I said, "Well, haven't you seen Bingdao too?" I'll help you contact and sell it to Zhu Yuanzhang, his people can use it when they go to sea. ”

Cao Cao said happily: "When the time comes, the money from the sale will be yours." ”

I laughed and said, "Give your 150,000 soldiers a treat, they need money." ”

Cao Cao nodded and said, "You are their benefactor!" ”

As soon as the next day arrived, the time of separation also came, Cao Xiaoxiang reluctantly followed us with tears in his eyes, and I waved my hand and said, "Go back, let your father sell the boat and come to see you again." ”

Cao Cao looked at Cao Xiaoxiang and disappeared before he said to me: "Xiaoqiang, I heard that you are also a person with a foundation, and your younger siblings are about to be born, I know that you have always been very fond of Chong'er, but I still have something to say." ”

"Say it." How do I feel weird?

Cao Cao Zhengse said: "Once my brother and sister give birth to a boy, I advise you to make him the prince as soon as possible, so that it is good for you, and it is good for Hedge, Chong'er has a modest temperament, and will never compete with his younger brother for power..."

I couldn't hold back any longer, and jumped to my feet and said, "Lao Cao, I have an opinion on you!" ”

Cao Cao was stunned: "What's wrong with me? ”

I shouted: "Can you not think about people so complicated, what kind of prince I will just get rid of poverty and make a prince!" I really don't like to get along with the people of your three countries! ”

Cao Cao was relieved when he saw me say this, and said apologetically: "It's me who is too careful, and I say goodbye to my brother." ”

I pointed at him and said, "Wait." ”

"How?"

I patted my head and said, "Yesterday I remembered something to tell you--by the way, you have a man named Hua Tuo in the middle of the year, even if you don't want to have surgery, don't kill him again, no matter whether the operation is successful or not, in fact, it won't hurt very much if you drink Ma Boiling Powder." ”

Cao Cao was surprised: "Xiaoqiang even understands the way of medicine? ”

I smiled slightly: "Know more, life is more colorful." ”