Chapter 199: Tips

After sending Cao Cao away, I thought about opening another military road and going back to Xiakou directly, I didn't want to take a boat back again.

Hua Mulan said: "Now that everyone is almost settled, do you think Lao Wu should also go?" ”

I touched my chin and said, "I'm thinking about this, Lao Wu is now the king of Yunnan, right?" What a place, the four seasons are like spring. ”

Hua Mulan said: "He should have been called the emperor, that is the emperor of Yunnan." ”

I said, "Well, I'll figure it out, as for finding me a brother-in-law..."

Hua Mulan smiled and said, "If you don't want to be blacklisted in my Northern Wei Dynasty, get out of here!" ”

I asked Liu Lao Liu to return to Xiakou on another military route, and as soon as I went out, I saw Cao Cao across the river pulling out the camp, Guan Yu stood by the river and looked, saw me coming, and said with a smile: "Xiaoqiang is really powerful, and Cao Cao was persuaded to retire in a few words." ”

I sighed, "It's not that easy, I'm half a son." This is a typical reluctant child who can't trap a wolf.

Guan Yu pulled me and said, "Let's go, I'll introduce you to two more people." ”

"Who?"

Guan Yu smiled: "There is a guy you have always wanted to see." ”

I thought to myself: "Zilong? ”

Entering the Chinese military tent while speaking, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei are both there, Liu Bei's right head, sitting an elegant middle-aged strategist, shaking the feather fan gently, his expression is indifferent and revealing a bit of wisdom, no need to ask, this must be the famous Zhuge military division, beside him stands a young general, with a tall posture, pressing the sword in his hand, and then looking at the face, it is a healthy chocolate complexion, and two long eyebrows are straight into the sideburns. There is an indescribable handsomeness and heroism.

Second Brother Guan smiled: "Zilong, your fans see you coming." ”

The young general was stunned: "What fan?" ”

I couldn't help but say that I jumped up to him with an arrow step, put my arm around his shoulder, twisted my face and asked everyone, "Do we two brothers look alike?" "There is a precedent for comparing beauty with Huarong, and my question is very reasonable, and there is no stagnation...

Everyone looked at us and laughed.

Zhao Yun was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to look at me, and said earnestly: "This is Brother Xiaoqiang, the lord and the second brother and the third brother often miss you." ”

In other words, in addition to beautiful women, we have also seen a lot of handsome guys, Jin Shaoyan is not counted. Hua Rong and Luo Cheng are also military generals. But Zhao Yun is Zhao Yun, compared with those two, Zhao Yun is a little more real than Hua Rong, but a little thicker than Luo Chengdun, these three people stand together, Hua Rong is also a bandit with excellent martial arts, and Luo Cheng is more like a spoiled gentleman. The young general Zhao Yun, who is old and capable, has an outstanding bearing, and is a model of a real soldier, no wonder Zhao Yun must be written in the Three Kingdoms, just as the so-called Zhao Zilong is not written, it is called a great god and a dog! But the second brother really didn't lie to me. The handsome guy Zhao Yun is really a black-faced general, but people are so black and healthy and sexy that they have to be thrown on the streets of the 21st century. It is estimated that countless girls are willing to have something to do with Zhao Shuai without even leaving their mobile phone numbers...

Sure enough, Zhao Yun said humbly: "Brother Xiaoqiang is much whiter than me." ”

I said shyly, "Don't say this, don't say this." "No matter how white it is, it's not as white as a white person, it's all yellow, what kind of coating is it?

At this time, Zhuge Liang, who had been silent, spoke: "Brother Xiaoqiang, Liang was recalled by the lord yesterday, and said that Cao Cao would definitely retire. Take a look today. Sure enough, bright and dull. I really can't guess what you said to Cao Cao, and I hope to teach you. ”

Zhuge Liang spoke, I didn't dare to slack off, but after sorting out my thoughts, I found that there was really no way to talk about it, the twists and turns in this, except for the second brother Guan who understood, it was difficult to explain the truth to others, and I didn't say a reason for a long time, Liu Bei said: "Is the military advisor afraid that there is fraud in it?" ”

Zhuge Liang glanced at me and said: "I can trust Yun Chang's friend, but Cao Cao is cunning and scheming, I am afraid that he will take advantage of this opportunity to hide people's eyes and ears and come to a Ming Xiu plank road to secretly cross Chen Cang." ”

Although he took out my suspicion, he still didn't believe that Cao Cao could retire from the army, of course, this can't be blamed on him, being a military advisor, especially when he is at his level, every word and deed is very important, and he is not Zhuge Liang if he doesn't think about it for a few steps.

At this moment, a spy suddenly came to report: "Inform the main army division, Cao Cao pulled out the water village for dozens of miles, and the whole army retreated to the north." ”

Zhuge Liang stood up and said, "Are you really leaving?" ”

We hurriedly ran outside to take a look, only to see that the opposite river was already empty, the warships were dismantled and taken away, at first I could vaguely see the flag fluttering, and gradually only a piece of open space remained, I peeked at Zhuge Liang to see what he said, but saw that he was still slowly shaking the feather fan, still not a word, at this time everyone was waiting for him to speak, Zhuge Liang paused for a while and suddenly stabbed Zhao Yun beside him: "Zilong, how is the movement of Cao Jun?" ”

Zhao Yun smiled and said, "Back to the military division, Zilong really can't see it." ”

Zhuge Liang nodded and said, "So it's really gone?" ”

I almost fell - I said why is he so immobile, dare to be the same as Wu Yong is a short-sighted, looking at this half a day is actually a blind dog looking at the stars... Well, it's a bit ugly to say this, and Zhuge Liang's eyes are not easy to use anyway.

We were about to go back when we suddenly heard a thunderous voice on the other side of the river: "Xie Xiaoqiang's life-saving grace!" He paused for a moment, shouted again, as if someone was directing, and shouted more than a dozen times before he returned to silence. Second Brother Guan dragged me and chuckled: "Cao Cao is currying favor with you." ”

Zhuge Liang muttered: "Cao Cao was really scared away by Xiao Qiang's words? ”

I was embarrassed and said, "It's not just scary, there's something touching here." ”

Zhuge Liang then said in shock: "Even if you are scared away, you can still let him accept your favor - Liang has 100,000 armor soldiers in his chest, Xiaoqiang is even better, and Liang is ashamed." ”

Guan Yu smiled and pulled me aside and asked, "What's next?" ”

I said, "I want to go to Lao Wu." ”

Guan Yu patted his head and said, "Just the Qing Dynasty or the Ming Dynasty, right?" ”

“… Yes, first the Ming Dynasty and then the Qing Dynasty. ”

"How are you going to go?"

I scratched my head and said, "I'm worried about this." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Lao Wu, I'm not familiar with it, I haven't figured out how to give him the main food." When I go to Datang, I at least have a letter of introduction from Feng Qin Qiong to Kaidi, and I can find Zhao Kuangyin and Zhu Yuanzhang at least first-hand information, and I can use their rest time to break in. Genghis Khan is like a tribal chieftain, it is not difficult to give him a beating, but Wu Sangui is different, first of all, Yucai has no one who can help, and then his current identity seems to be the emperor of the "Great Zhou", and he is a halfway monk The emperor ghost knows whether he has developed the habit of the emperor - that is, the trick of changing his face cannot be used, the most important thing is that there must be more guards around him than Kangxi's, the reason is very simple. The underworld boss must have more younger brothers around him than the police chief...

Guan Yu patted me: "What should I do?" Ready-made Zhuge Liang is there, don't you need it? ”

I also laughed, yes, our Zhuge military advisor has known five hundred years before and five hundred years later... Well, but the Qing Dynasty is more than 500 years ago.

Guan Yu pulled Zhuge Liang over and said, "Strategist, Xiaoqiang has something to ask you for help." ”

Zhuge Liang arched his hand again and again: "Be polite, with Xiaoqiang, you can ask for advice for Liang Duo." ”

I grabbed Zhuge Liang's hand and said, "Strategist, I won't say more polite words." The situation is urgent, and the lives of 50,000 people are at stake, so I'll tell you the truth - I'm actually from the world more than 1,000 years later, it was an autumn in 2007, and I had an uninvited guest. This person is the second brother..."

Zhuge Liang was originally shaking the fan with a smile, but when he missed, the feather fan fell to the ground, and his hand was still shaking back and forth. His expression stiffened: "Wait... I'm confused, that is, the time we live in seems to you to be a piece of history? ”

I shook his hand vigorously: "Your intelligence is definitely 180!" ”

"Then these three points of the world..."

I said, "You, me, second brother, now we understand that this is the general trend." ”

Guan Yu said with a smile: "I also know that Huarong Dao is a place that you deliberately arranged, if you don't let Cao Cao go to scare Sun Quan, there will be no Shu Han in us." ”

Zhuge Liang was silent. Liang Jiu said gloomily: "Yun Chang." In the future, the lord will depend on you, so I'd better go back to farming. ”

I laughed and said, "Don't." Didn't Xiang Yu return to Chu Han and lose under Han Xin and Zhang Liang again, are you not even as good as those two? ”

Zhuge Liang regained a little confidence at this time, picked up the fan and said, "You said you have something to ask me?" ”

I told him about the way of heaven, the surplus population and the way of starting the army in general, and finally returned to the question of how to give Wu Sangui a bow, Zhuge Liang suddenly said: "Cao Cao's thank you turned out to come from this, so what is Wu Sangui's character and temperament?" ”

I thought about it for a while and said, "It's more complicated, a bit like Wei Yan." ”

Guan Yu hurriedly explained to Zhuge Liang: "Wei Yan is a general we will accept in the future, an anti-bone boy." ”

"So this man is a bit capricious?"

I nodded and said, "The old man is still a little sensitive, and no matter how much he regrets what he has done, he can't say it." ”

Zhuge Liang nodded slightly, and simply unveiled this article and said: "If you want to get close to a person, you have to do what he likes - Qin Shi Huang was willing to see you when he wanted to seek immortality, and Liu Bang wanted to recruit talents, so Xiao Qiang, according to your analysis, what does Wu Sangui need most now?" ”

I was dazed and said, "What? The old man lacks nothing. ”

Zhuge Liang looked at me stupidly, and a sense of intellectual superiority arose, and he knocked on the table firmly: "Troops!" What he needs most is troops, and I heard you say that Lao Wu will fight the whole country in a corner, and his troops will inevitably be tight. ”

I hurriedly asked, "What then?" ”

Zhuge Liang smiled slightly: "I'm afraid that this time I'm just going to have to work hard for Zilong." ”

Zhao Yun took a step forward and said, "Please give the order to the military advisor." ”

Zhuge Liang took out a brush and wrote something on the paper, and said: "Zilong, you can take 500 soldiers with Xiaoqiang to see Wu Sangui, only to say that you are going to surrender." ”

I said to Zhao Yun apologetically: "I'm sorry, I asked you to take on such a job when we met for the first time." "After all, Zhao Zilong is the only victorious general in the Three Kingdoms, and he is my idol, so it doesn't matter if this first meeting didn't bring any benefits to others, he led the surrender to do the business first...

Zhao Yunwen smiled gently: "It doesn't matter, you are kind to the lord, that is to me, Zilong will never give up." ”

Zhuge Liang continued: "The times are difficult, then Wu Sangui will suspect that you are cheating, Zilong can fight with a gun, only victory is not allowed to lose, whether Wu Sangui can accept it with his heart depends on you." ”

Zhao Yun hugged his fists and said: "Obey!" ”

I hurriedly said, "Then how do you give him a?" "We're not really going to be sincere.

Zhuge Liang then sealed the written silk into a small bag and said: "Liang has a clever plan here, after Zilong won three games in a row, Xiaoqiang can make a lot of calculations." ”

I hurriedly reached out to pick it up, but Zhuge Liang handed the bag to Zhao Yun, and then picked up the feather fan and shook it, and said inscrutablely: "You guys go now." ”

I had to wait outside, Zhao Yun ordered all the people to come and meet me, I saw that there was no one left and right, so I stepped forward and whispered: "Zilong!" ”

"Ah, what do you have to say Brother Xiaoqiang?"

I frowned and said, "The military advisor gave you that bag, let's see what is written first." "I can say that I have admired this legendary trick for a long time, originally after Chibi beat Liu Bei and crossed the river to marry, there were several preparations for him, Zhuge Liang instructed Zhao Yun not to open it in advance until the emergency moment, but I don't believe in this evil, open it in advance and see if it will be invalid? I want to set an example to dispel superstitions!

Zhao Yun snorted, and I wondered, "What's wrong with you?" ”

Zhao Yun made a stiff face, and still said with a smile: "Before leaving, the military advisor called me to the front and told me that as soon as this account comes out, Xiaoqiang will want to ask for tips and take a look at it first." ”

I was embarrassed and said, "Hehe, then what, what did the military advisor say?" ”

Zhao Yun took out a bag and said, "The military advisor also gave me a bag, saying that when you want your bag, let me see my bag first..."

I was dizzy for a while, and said eagerly, "Then look at what you write on this." ”

Zhao Yun opened his bag, turned his back and took a look, I stretched my neck and wanted to peep a few times, but I didn't expect Zhao Yun to quickly turn around and pat the bag in my hand and said, "Look at it yourself." ”

I was so excited that I took it and looked at it, only to see four big characters written on it:

"Can't give it to him!"