Chapter 170: The Last Jurchen
I ran head-on. When the crowd tried to follow, I shouted, "Go back." ”
Xu Delong said: "Let them go back first, and I'll accompany you what you want to do." ”
The two fools said one after another: "And me." ”
I said, "There's no need, I'll go to the Golden Vulture and talk about something he's interested in." It's certainly not dangerous. ”
Tong Yuan said: "Since there is no danger, let's all go together." ”
I saw that they were resolute. had to let Li Jingshui and them protect Baozi and Master Li to go first. A few of us turned around and ran to Jin Junshuai's tent again, and Baozi poked his head out of the carriage and shouted, "You should be careful with the old lady." If something happens to you, don't expect the old lady to guard you..."The widow was dragged back by Master Li before he could shout, and the fat man and they all knew that the bun was a cannon mouth. Jin Bing opened his eyes, looking at each other one by one, shocked and speechless...
We hurried to the Golden Vulture tent and walked in. Jin Wushu was directing several soldiers to pack up and prepare to withdraw their troops. When I saw it, I wondered, "Why are you back again?"
I said uncomfortably, "There's something else I forgot to tell you." ”
Seeing that my expression was complicated, Jin Wushu waved his hand to let his subordinates withdraw, and said, "If you have something, hurry up." I don't want to stay in this place for a moment. ”
I rubbed my hands together and said, "That... That's it. You can't go just yet. ”
Jin Wushu was stunned for a moment, and said decadently: "Are you afraid that I will make a comeback?" Don't worry, we'll go back to Liaodong to hunt, and we won't go south in this life. ”
I hurriedly said: "Don't don't, don't, you have to stay and continue to attack the Song Dynasty, and you still have to sit on the mountains and rivers for decades." ”
Jin Wushu said: "What do you mean?"
I said, "It's us who should go, you stay." Don't you Jin Kingdom want the Song Dynasty to be the world?"
Jin Wushu said angrily: "Are you playing tricks on me?" Even if we are outnumbered, we can't let you wait for such a blasphemous play, and if you get out of the way before it gets dark today, it's just that. Otherwise, our 800,000 warriors will die with Eryu!"
I understand the hair of the Golden Vulture Technique. In anyone's opinion, this request I will make is an insult, and the Northern Song Dynasty was beaten by his 800,000 gold soldiers and lost his armor. Now we have a strong coalition of 3 million. Naturally, there is no reason to give this big fat to others.
I waved my hands back and forth and said, "Don't be angry, maybe I didn't speak clearly." Besides, if I really want to be disgusting, can you come yourself?"
The Golden Vulture was almost about to tear us apart, but I calmed down for the time being. Tie blushed and said, "What kind of conspiracy do you have?"
"Come on, let's all sit down and talk calmly."
Jin Wushu reluctantly sat down. His eyes glared at me hard.
I smiled and sorted out my thoughts. Only then did he say leisurely: "How can I tell you." Let me ask you first, if it weren't for us, would it be possible for your Jin army to have taken the mountains and rivers of the Song Wei Sect?"
Jin Wushu snorted and said, "That's eighty percent. ”
I clapped my hands and said, "That's right, that's it." Stands to reason. We are not supposed to exist. Your Jin Kingdom is destined to occupy half of the mountains and rivers of the Song Dynasty... Will the general believe his orders?"
Golden Vulture: "..."
I continued, "If you're an atheist, let's put it another way, have you heard of us millions of people before?"
Jin Wushu said thoughtfully: "This is indeed not available. I only knew that you were the 1091st bandit leader on Liang Mountain, but I didn't expect a group of grass robbers to have such great ability. We Jurchens speak straight. No wonder offended. ”
I laughed and said, "It's fine. You're right. And our Liangshan is actually only a small part. Don't you want to think that a mountain can live more than 3 million people?"
Jin Wushu said: "I also know that you people are coalition forces, but I can't figure out how to join forces." ”
"Then I'll tell you. Our coalition army is composed of troops from Qin, Chu, Tang, Song, Yuan, and Ming dynasties... Except for Yuan and Ming, have you heard of several other countries?"
Jin Wushu showed a confused look: "Is Qin the Qin who unified the Seven Kingdoms?"
I pointed to win the fat man: "I won't tell you, this is His Majesty Qin Shi Huang." ”
Jin Wushu coughed profusely. Finished covering his neck and red-eared equator: "You started playing with me again?"
I saw that he actually had some faith, so I said earnestly: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether he is Qin Shi Huang or not, but if it weren't for this, what countries would be able to unite so many elite soldiers today?"
Jin Wushu glanced at the fat man and asked me a little cringe, "He... Have you lived until now?"
I took the opportunity to explain my identity in detail, and then told him the origin of the coalition forces. Finally, I dragged a half-out Qin crossbow from the top of the tattered tent and said, "Yes. This is Terracotta Warriors No. 2, a new weapon launched by the Qin Army and manufactured by the Tang Army, you should believe it now, right?"
Jin Wushu stood up and nodded at Qin Shi Huang and said, "Disrespectful, to be honest, I still admire you very much." ”
The fat man stretched out his hand and pressed it on him, "Good Society." Sit down. ”
Jin Wushu wiped a handful of sweat and said to me, "Then you said that the Tang Army should be the Li family's army?"
"Yes, those few who block your door every day and ask you for weapons are the eighteen heroes of the Tang Dynasty."
“… No wonder it's so remarkable! So what's going on with the Song Army. The Song army that fought with us was not vulnerable at all. ”
"That is the person sent by the ancestor of Song Weizong to avenge his grandson, from this point of view, you are inferior to Song Weizong. Your end (Yan) family has only two generations from your father to your son. Not at home. ”
Jin Wushu let out a long sigh and said, "Why don't you explain it to me at once, what kind of door is the Yuan Army and the Ming Army?"
I hesitated and said, "About this." I shouldn't have said much about you. The Yuan army is the group of men and horses to the north who are dressed in tatters but are exceptionally brave. Also called Mongols. In the future, they will wipe out all the armies of your Jin Kingdom, including the Western Xia and Southern Song Dynasty, and establish a greatly unified country, that is, the Yuan Dynasty. As for the Ming Dynasty, you don't need to know too clearly. It's all their cannon work that flies garbage at you every day. ”
Jin Wushu said with a face as earthy: "The Yuan army will wipe us out?" How many years have we been in the Golden Kingdom?"
I didn't think that I would have the opportunity to illuminate others at this level of history, so I said casually: "In a few years, anyway, in the history books, you bullied and bullied Song Weizong to leave the place name, and the mountains and rivers of the Song Dynasty were not all beaten down by you." There are still half of the shares in the south. ”
Jin Wushu smiled bitterly: "What is the labor of the first life." Since sooner or later we will be driven back to Liaodong, why are we bothered?"
I said, "Don't be too negative." If you think like you, even if no one beats you, you'll end up dead. Is society still progressing?"
The Golden Vulture will already be said to be the center of the earth as stopping water. The calm is mixed with despair and enlightenment, and it is estimated that Xuanzang will push him again here. Directly able to become a Buddha on the ground, he straightened out the armor on the ground. Said weakly: "I have made up my mind." This will go back to Liaodong to hunt and collect ginseng, and he will not enter the Central Plains for life. ”
I hurriedly said, "Damn, what the hell did I say for nothing?" I was with you for so long to let you stay. ”
The golden vulture asked me in a tremolo, "Why is that?"
I stood on the ground and walked back and forth, dancing with my hands and saying, "Because history is history." It's like a sugar cane. This is the head and the tail, and you should stay in the Northern Song Dynasty for a few years in the middle, and if you want to leave, won't it be like cutting off this sugarcane? We're all going to have to finish it. ”
Jin Wushu said angrily: "I understand. You want us to use Dajin as a stepping stone, we won't do it!"
I pointed to his nose and said, "Why are you so selfish?" Who is not a stepping stone in the history of dynasties?"
Jin Wushu shook his head like a cunning cabbage seller, "Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it anyway." ”
Damn, what's the matter, I used to rush to rob people's mountains and rivers. Now the mobilization is no longer done. Those who know understand that I am letting them enter the Central Plains, and I don't know that I still think that I am forcing good people to become prostitutes.
I begged, "If you have something to say, just don't go." ”
Jin Wushu said coldly: "What if I don't do it?"
I couldn't hold back any longer, and said with my teeth and claws: "If you don't do it, you have to do it!" The artillery of the Ming army is powerful, right? Let me tell you, there are thousands of times more powerful than this, tens of thousands of times, in our dynasty, I made such a big (gesture with my arm) thing and threw it over, and all of you 800,000 people would have to be reimbursed, do you believe it? Have you ever heard of a nuclear weapon atomic bomb?"
Jin Wushu was stunned for a moment. Then he crossed Erlang's legs and sneered: "I believe everything you say." But you also said that if you didn't have us, you'd be doomed, so come on, get such a big thing and throw it over. Kill us all and I'll see what you do?"
"Yo—" I looked at the Golden Vulture in amazement. Said with a smile: "I didn't expect to meet the green skin today!"
Jin Wushu shook his legs triumphantly and smiled silently.
Tong Yuan muttered: "Virtue!"
My eyes rolled to me. pulled Tong Yuan and Jin Wushu and said, "Don't be complacent, you kid, you didn't see this girl." Strictly speaking, she is also a Jurchen, and in my book it is said that the Jurchens destroyed the Northern Song Dynasty. I didn't say much. If you do it again, I'll kill all of your people. Let this girl replace Song Weizong alone. We'll do the same with her as a Jurchen!"
Hearing this, Jin Wushu sat up straight as if he had been burned by a cigarette butt, and said angrily and helplessly: "How can there be such a despicable person as you in this world?"
I laughed and said, "That's it." You and Song Weizong must have a lot in common. "Song Weizong also commented on me.
I saw that the golden vulture had softened. patted him on the shoulder and said gently, "Don't do this. Didn't you let you laugh at the door, and besides, you still owe me a favor, have you forgotten?"
Jin Wushu said: "What do I owe you - a favor?"
I pointed at his nose and said, "How many ugly times did you call my daughter-in-law?"
The golden vulture immediately wilted, and said weakly: "Then what do you want?"
I said, "Song Weizong is in Taiyuan City, and tomorrow the representatives of our three parties will enter the city." Make a ritual. The north side of the Song Dynasty will belong to you, and then you bring Song Weizong and his son to your Five Kingdoms City to wander around and solidify, and our matter will be settled. ”
Jin Wushu lowered his head and said, "The rest." Just wait for the Mongols to come and fight us?"
I smiled and said, "You're dead-eyed." What are you fighting, the Mongols are coming, you can leave, it's over. Hello everyone, let's get together and disperse, and a harmonious society. ”
Jin Wushu sighed and said, "That's the only way. ”
I put my hands on his shoulders. patted it and then said old-fashionedly: "Don't be such a young man, the tragedy is more infectious, don't you want to be a hero." You earthlings will always remember your good land. ”
Jin Wushu muttered, "I would prefer others to be remembered. ”
I smiled and said, "Okay." Then here we go. In a moment you can send someone to me to get the food for the night. Let's turn hostility into friendship. ”
The Golden Vulture sent us out of the tent in a daze. As soon as we got on the horse, he suddenly grabbed my reins as if he couldn't figure out some major problem, and said, "Oh no, in that case." Why did you get millions of people around me? Leave me alone, didn't I take down Zhao Ji's kid now?"
I was confused for a while, and then I shouted, "Who told you to hold on to my wife and my cousin?"
Jin Wushu's expression was as if he had been struck by hundreds of thousands of volts of electricity, and he stiffened at first. Then he went limp, and then muttered to himself in frustration, "I'm so stupid." Really. I had no idea that this war was really for those two women. ”
I said, "No, isn't that a lot less dead?"
Jin Wushu snorted and cried out with tears: "But I didn't die at all!"
I smiled and said, "How can there be an immortal land in war?" See you tomorrow!"
Wait until we get back to the coalition camp. There was already jubilation. The soldiers knew that their efforts had been triumphed. Doubly encouraged, Baozi was surrounded by the heroes of Liangshan, and was excitedly telling her experiences and feelings in the past half a month of captivity, and also said that she had tried to dig a passage to escape, so she put the table at the entrance of the hole. Dig the soil and sprinkle it evenly outside every day when the wind blows, but unfortunately I gave up after digging less than 2 cm, because I thought that my belly would get bigger and bigger. In a few months, it will not be necessary to dig a hole in the ground now...
I squeezed in and said, "Don't be ashamed, even if your waist is as thin as an ant, do you think anyone who wants to dig that hole can dig the ground?" From where she and Master Li lived, they dug all the way to the territory of the coalition forces, at least several miles. If we can really succeed, the subway in our city will be dug directly by her, and I will ask again: "What about the teacher?"
Baozi warmly pointed to a tent and said, "We are exchanging our hearts." ”
I walked over and listened to the door. There was no unusual movement in it, so I went in, and sure enough. The two were hugging each other crying and laughing, and Jin Shaoyan held a knife in his hand. Piece by piece, Master Li cut the cowhides. The two of them saw me. After pausing for a moment, I hurriedly said, "You guys are busy, you are busy." I'll stand guard for you, Shaoyan, if you still have thoughts after the cowhide is finished. Don't use knives in the clothes, we don't have women's clothes in the coalition army. Master Li smacked shyly.
That night, for the umpteenth time, the coalition forces lit a fire and held an unprecedented celebration. The Golden Vulture sent a frowning squad to receive relief from us. Since everyone has reconciled, they will give enough food rations for 800,000 people a day. I insisted on only giving 300,000 people, and then explained to them, "Before the work is completely done, you can't let Yadi Golden Vulture have enough to eat!" Everyone laughed: "Xiaoqiang is too bad." ”
Of course. Some people are happy and some are worried about everything, and Tang Long was very depressed when he heard that he would not fight... He has developed a new type of Qin crossbow that can hit the center of Jinying: Terracotta Warriors No. 6.