After a while, we came to the handsome tent of the Golden Vultures. The roof of the tent was full of "Terracotta Warriors No. 1" and No. 2 crossbow arrows (the strike range of No. 3 was not so far away after the relocation of the tent), and I pretended not to see anything. He walked in with his head held high.

The golden vulture followed, and his mouth moved. It was as if he wanted to give his subordinates something, but in the end he didn't say anything. "I'm sorry, but our army doesn't have enough supplies, so there's nothing to entertain you." ”

I waved my hand apologetically, "Understandable. Let's get straight to the point. ”

The Golden Vulture threw his handsome helmet aside as he did when he first saw me. However, last time it was an understatement, but this time, with an indescribable decadence, he sat in the chair and said in a deep voice: "Say it." What do you want?"

I chuckled and said, "Didn't we say it a long time ago..."

Jin Wushu put his hand on the top of his head and shook it in annoyance: "Don't say that you only think about those two women. No one is a fool. ”

I said seriously, "But we really only want those two women." ”

Jin Wushu was stunned and said, "Is that mediocre emperor's concubine and that ugly monster really worth your fight?"

I reminded him, "Don't say ugly anymore. This time she added it four times, but luckily she only remembered it twice. ”

Jin Wushu put his hand on his knee and said, "I can let these two people go at any time, let's talk about what happened next... What do you want?"

Tong Yuan said impatiently: "Why do you turn over and over like a mother-in-law, didn't you say?" We just need those two sisters. ”

Jin Wushu pointed at me and said, "Let him speak." ”

I scratched my head and said, "She's right, I don't want to say it a second time." ”

Jin Wushu was surprised: "I can't understand it like this: I will release people now." And then we can safely withdraw our troops?"

I nodded, "That's it." ”

Jin Wushu covered his head and thought for a long time. But the more I think about it, the more I can't figure it out... Just now I noticed that his steps were vain, maybe he hadn't eaten for a long time, and people generally think half a beat slower in such a state. Jin Wushu was depressed for a while, then looked up and said, "How can I trust you... Can you tell us why? One of those two women is ugly... Well, one is nothing to say, and the other is just pretty. But you are so enthusiastic that it is difficult to persuade me to release him if I do not give a sufficient reason. ”

Qin Shi Huang said angrily: "You have finished touching (not), can you still lie to you when you are hungry?" The fat man is usually amiable. That is also a hero who has unified China, and he is very angry with outsiders.

I laughed and said, "Don't blame him, anyone has to think about it for a while..."

Golden Vulture: "... And Yan. ”

"Okay, General Yan..."

Golden Vulture: "..."

"Let me tell you this, you can't figure it out if you change me. I can't figure it out, I'm going to make up a random pretense to say that they have a treasure map on them, and you can't believe it, such a big battle. No matter how many treasures there are, they have been spent, not to mention that they are just pictures, if you want to say that they have peerless martial arts secrets, you can't believe it, and if you really have them, it won't be your turn to catch them. So, I can't explain it to you, I can only say that they are my relatives, can you ignore the difficulties of your relatives?"

Golden Vulture: "This..."

I continued: "If you think that we are trying to use these two women's land to find your fault, you are even more wrong, we have 8 million horses and guns and artillery ground, there is no reason to find any excuse to kill you?"

Jin Wushu hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay." I'll trust you first. But we can't release them until we retreat to safety. ”

I said, "Why bother? You've attacked me several times, and I haven't really done anything to your people, have you? You should also show some sincerity, or that sentence. If I really want to kill you, even if you run back to your hometown, you can still kill you, and you can still end up with me... Isn't there no food, I'll pay for you on the way home. ”

Jin Wushu said: "That's not necessary, you don't have to shoot artillery and arrows, just let go of the ghost crying wolf howling every night." ”

I didn't expect Jin Wushu to be not afraid of guns, not afraid of guns, not afraid of music, I remember that there was a movie in which the aliens who invaded the earth were hung up by a concert, could it be that Jin Wushu was a guest from Mars?

I said, "Anyway, let us meet the two chicks first, and I'll decide how much food to give you home, depending on their health." ”

Jin Wushu said: "This is okay. We'll talk about something else when you're done. ”

It was still the tooth general who led the way, passing through a few tents and a few glazed soldiers. We came to a reinforced tent. Say it's reinforcement. In fact, an iron shelf was built on the periphery, on which several layers of felt cloth were stretched. The tooth general smiled, "A few of you have seen it." We still take good care of the two young ladies, mainly because we are afraid that the crossbow arrow will shoot through the tent and accidentally injure the two... Our marshal doesn't have this treatment. ”

I said, "It's me who didn't think it through." I'm sorry for your trouble. ”

The tooth general stood aside and made a gesture of please: "A few people can chat casually, and call me if you have any orders." ”

I couldn't get away and touched my body a few times. Nothing, Qin Shi Huang handed half a piece of bread in his hand to the tooth general and said, "When the battle is over, you can exchange this for gold of the same size." ”

The tooth took the bread and sniffed it. I put it all in my mouth. He muttered, "I've seen it." No matter how good the gold is, you can't eat it or wear it. What can be swallowed in the stomach is the baby. ”

I walked in first, and at a glance I saw that Baozi was leaning on the bed boredly, and Master Li was holding his cheek with his hand. Sitting in a chair, speechless.

Baozi saw me at a glance, jumped out of bed and said, "Huh? It's not a dream, why are you here?"

Master Li glanced at me expressionlessly, and sighed faintly, "Of course it's a dream. Don't we have this kind of dream every day?"

I put my arm around the shoulders of the bun and smiled and said to Master Li, "Are you dreaming of the two of you together?"

Master Li listened to me talk to her. Raised his head sharply. Then I saw Qin Shi Huang, Er Fool, and Tong Yuan walk in one by one, and said in shock: "You... Is it true?"

Qin Shi Huang nodded solemnly. Look hard at her with your eyes.

Master Li stood up in a trance as if in a dream. Slowly resting his head on Qin Shi Huang's shoulder. The fat man's soft and warm shoulders finally saved her the procedure of pinching her thighs, and Master Li burst into tears and said, "Win big brother." Is that really you?"

The fat man smiled and patted her lightly on the back and said, "Hehe, hang the woman." ”

Master Li cried and laughed at the same time. Turning his face and seeing two fools again. He opened his arms and was about to hug him, but the second fool hurriedly turned around. stubbornly said: "I don't hold you, my body smells..."

Master Li said shamefully: "I... It's a few days since I took a shower. ”

The second fool poked his nose in front of her forehead and sniffed: "Hey, it really doesn't have the unpleasant smell before, so let's hug it." ”

We all whispered, "What a fool." Master Li giggled and threw himself into the arms of the second fool.

At this time, Tong Yuan said, "Senior sister, what kind of clothes are you wearing?" It's trendy!"

Let's take a look. Only then did I find out that Master Li was wearing a leather fashion. The large shawl tightens the waist. There was also a large pile of cumbersome and ornate leather lugging on the ground. It looks ancient and stylish. A perfect combination of Victorian and Gothic clothing styles, like an Eskimo who has lived in modern Paris for more than ten years...

Baozi said: "Don't mention it." That's it when I first met her. I sewed all the cowhide that I could pick off from the tent. ”

We looked at Master Li, and we all knew in our hearts that she had her own difficulties in doing this, a beautiful girl. Caught in a wolf's den. I don't have a sense of security, so I can only rely on this stupid way to make myself a little more peaceful... Master Li has at least five or six catties of cooked cowhide on his body. The Mongols may not be able to cut through the scimitars at once.

Tong Yuan hugged Master Li and said distressedly: "Sister, you have suffered. ”

I pulled the bun in front of me, looked at her carefully, and said, "What about you?" Did you starve Lao Tzu's son?" I found that the belly of the bun has protruded a lot, as the saying goes, the five are not the six, and the bun that has been in the gold camp for more than half a month finally looks like a pregnant woman.

Baozi said embarrassedly: "I'm not hungry, I can't eat everything on the ground." ”

I grabbed her and said, "Okay, let's go home now." If you have anything to say, I'll talk about it again. ”

Master Li covered his mouth and said, "Can we go?"

I said, "Then what do you think we're here for?" You want to be Helen too?"

Qin Shi Huang said: "Who is Helen (who)?"

Master Li wiped her tears and smiled: "She is a big beauty, and the armies of the two countries have fought for her for 10 years." ”

Baozi pulled Master Li's hand and said, "Hey." Our sisters are also worth it, although it hasn't been 10 years, there are millions of people who have been busy for us for half a month. ”

Master Li burst out laughing. glanced at me and said, "I'm still with my cousin-in-law, and I'm not the great Sima of Qin State." There is no husband who is called a brother and brother to the emperor of any country. ”

I waved my hand and said, "Don't say that." Without your boyfriend, millions of us would starve to death. He's now our logistics minister, so from that point of view, we have to go back quickly. As far as I know, not a single billionaire in the world has had the opportunity to feed a multi-million army in his private name. In a few days, the kid surnamed Jin will probably be reduced to the middle class. ”

Our group came back to the Golden Vulture Land Shuai Tent. I said, "General Wan (Jin Wushu is no longer trying to correct me), have you thought about it?" Can we go?"

Jin Wushu had already put the handsome helmet back on, and said very solemnly: "Are you sure we can also go after you leave?"

I looked her in the eye. In a deep and slow tone, he said, "Sure." ”

Jin Wushu came straight to Master Li and Baozi. Nodding slightly, he said, "You can go, it wasn't my original intention to cause inconvenience to the two of you for so long..."

Jin Wushu was talking, and Baozi suddenly raised his hand and slapped him in the face twice. The Golden Vulture is a Teng first. Then he said angrily: "You..." said and held his hand on the hilt of the knife, but after a moment of hesitation, he did not pull it out.

Tong Yuan and the second fool had already rushed in front of Baozi. was also wary of the golden vultures, and Baozi pointed at his nose and said, "Do you remember our original agreement?" If you call me ugly, I'll slap you! The old lady left and settled the account for you. ”

Jin Wushudi's face turned from red to purple. Jet like a cow. Seeing that I didn't know what to do, I hurriedly stepped forward to comfort him and said, "Calm and calm, good men don't fight with women." We're definitely not going to go out and talk nonsense. ”

Jin Wushu is a person like this, if you threaten him with millions of allied troops, maybe he will go berserk, after all, he is a marshal of 800,000 people, and if he loses face, then he will not be able to mix in the future, I promise that it is better not to publicize it than to threaten him. As long as this matter is not known by one's own people, it will be beaten, and the lives of 800,000 people are more important than dealing with a woman.

Jin Wushu snorted and turned his back, I hurriedly pulled the bun and Master Li out, and the 300 soldiers had already set up the car and waited outside. I pushed them into the driveway: "Go ahead of your heads." ”

Bao Zi said, "Did I almost get into trouble just now?" In fact, my two slaps were for the teacher and our children. I'm so angry!"

I reassured her, "It's fine. ”

Bun listen to me say so. Leaned on the window of the carriage and whispered, "If I knew it was okay, I should have slapped me a few more times." ”

Me: "..."

The golden soldiers have been commanded, so there is no one to stop us, because we are coming. The coalition forces have ceasefired. These people hurriedly took this opportunity to pick up some food, and when they saw us along the way, they didn't care about it, so they all lowered their heads and were busy working. The experience can be seen in their posture. Some people are blindly afraid that others will get ahead of them, and they are in a hurry, but there are few useful things to be pitiful, and then look at other veterans. Unhurriedly, he walked around the garbage heap with his hands behind his back, only occasionally putting the small paws made of wire in his hand to float his head a few times, and those relatively complete leftovers were exposed, and the little claws were very expressive. The craftsmanship and philosophy are similar to those of modern times. This is called "If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools!" Through such a siege of the coalition forces, we can be considered to have taught the soldiers of the Golden Vulture the method of "quiet self-cultivation and thrift to cultivate virtue", and then many of them walked on the street with small paws and touched around, and saw that everything was bulging and had to be stepped on and then loaded, so as to save space... Urine from livestock is excluded.

Walk to the gate of the Golden Camp. Baozi glanced at the coalition camp opposite. Shu Xin said: "I can finally go home." ”

Xu Delong said thoughtfully: "If the Golden Vulture is gone." What should we do with Marshal Yue?"

I listened to what he said. He slapped his forehead and said, "It's bad, I forgot about an important thing!" I turned my horse and ran back. The crowd shouted, "What are you doing?"

I said loudly, "Hurry up and escort my daughter-in-law and my teacher back." I've got to go find that kid with the surname Wan (Yan)!"