When we left, the old nanny sent us out with great gratitude, and Xiang Yu turned back to her and said, "I will come to see grandpa often." ”

When I got downstairs, Xiang Yu grabbed me, and I preemptively said, "Don't ask me, don't ask me anything, I'm guessing." ”

Master Li said coquettishly: "Cousin......"

I yelled at her, "Shut up and go!" ”

……

After dinner, Baozi pulled me aside and said uncertainly, "You really promised my dad a gift of 50,000 yuan?" ”

"yes, didn't I tell you a long time ago?"

Baozi was anxious and said, "What do we get to marry if you give him 50,000 yuan?" ”

I said, "What's your name, what is 'he', that's your dad." ”

"There are still more than two months to go, and there is no place to borrow it, so why don't you need money to rent a wedding dress for a banquet?"

I took the opportunity to test her tone: "That...... Or don't change the furniture yet? ”

Baozi kicked me in the ass and scolded, "Dog, you will calculate me." ”

I grabbed her leg with the second kick and dragged her into my arms, and the thief said awkwardly, "Let me be rude." I ran one hand down the base of her leg, my head in her chest, and I said, "It's so soft." ”

Baozi jumped on one leg, holding Wang Ba's fist with both hands, and hit me on the shoulder without pain or itching, at this time, Master Li suddenly came out of the bedroom and shouted, "Zhang Bing is calling!" ”

As soon as she screamed, everyone appeared at the same time, fiercely, and I was still holding one leg of the bun, and her body was close to her, and she jumped up and down in order to maintain her balance......

The scene was half fragrant and half embarrassing, everyone looked at each other, Master Li looked at us with a smile, and picked up the phone: "Hey, Xiaoice, oh you said noon...... Yes, that person is my cousin, and his phone number is ......" Xiang Yu suddenly became extremely nervous.

When she finished calling, I asked, "Zhang Bing?" Master Li nodded.

"What did she tell you?"

"She knew from the nanny that we had gone to see her grandfather, thanked her, and asked for Brother Xiang's phone number."

Xiang Yu hurriedly took out the phone from his pocket, circled around the spot and said, "What should I do?" ”

I said to him, "What else can I do, you can talk to her when she calls." ”

Liu Bang suddenly put his face over and said with a wicked smile: "Xiaoqiang is good at kung fu, aren't you tired?" ”

The people in the room pretended to be busy and didn't look at us.

I realized that Bun and I were still maintaining a tango routine, and I hurriedly let her go and joined the crowd of idle.

At this time, Xiang Yu's phone rang, Xiang Yu looked at us helplessly, and I said, "Don't panic, it's just a text message." I took the phone and just pressed it twice, Liu Bang snatched it and read: "I'm Zhang Bing, thank you for helping me take care of my grandfather." ”

Xiang Yu asked, "What should I say?" ”

Liu Bang said: "Talk about a fart, you can't send text messages, I'll help you get back to her." As he spoke, he muttered as he pressed the button, "You're welcome, your grandfather is my grandfather." ”

Xiang Yu was shocked and hurriedly grabbed the phone, Liu Bang twisted his body and said with a smile: "Teasing you, it's not like that." Xiang Yu stopped.

"Actually, what I sent was: Chick, let's sleep with me......"

Xiang Yu screamed and lifted the sofa to smash Liu Bang, I hurriedly held him down, took the phone and pressed the box to look at it, it read: "You're welcome, it's right to take care of the elderly." "It's rare that there is still a smiling face in the back.

I showed the phone to Xiang Yu, he put down the sofa in a daze, a little embarrassed, Liu Bang said aggrievedly: "You always don't believe me, thinking that I am going to harm you." I glared at him: "I blame you for being cheap!" Luckily, I had a quick hand, or I wouldn't have reimbursed my couch. ”

Liu Bang said: "Your sofa is originally three-legged......"

Xiang Yu's phone rang again, this time he took the initiative to put the phone on the table for us all to see, Zhang Bing replied: "Hehe, you are really a good person, I will invite you and Xiao Nan to dinner tomorrow, is it convenient?" There was also a smiley face in the back. Xiang Yu looked at Liu Bang, and Liu Bang said, "Look at what I do, you decide whether to go or not." ”

I put my hand on Xiang Yu's shoulder and said, "Brother Yu, this time it was invited by others, it's inappropriate not to go, besides, you can't just avoid Zhang Bing, what is this called?" ”

Liu Bang looked at Xiang Yu's eyes and said, "Haven't you always looked down on me?" I went to the 'Hongmen Banquet' anyway, I'll see you tomorrow, if you don't go, don't follow me in the future! ”

Xiang Yu couldn't be excited, slapped the table and said, "What don't you dare?" ”

There was a deceitful smile on everyone's faces, including the second fool.

I said to Master Li: "Cousin, tomorrow you find a chance to skate halfway, if Zhang Bing understands people, she will naturally know what it means, if she doesn't find an excuse to run away, then Brother Yu will have a play." ”

Master Li smiled: "I naturally know." ”

Xiang Yu was stunned and said, "You can't do this, right?" ”

And they all went back to their houses, and no one took any more care of him. I said to him: "Brother Yu, now that you are in the situation of being 'embattled' again, if you don't 'break the boat', everything will be over!" ”

After saying that, I ignored him and shouted at the bun who was washing the dishes: "You just said that we will get married in two months?" ”

Baozi poked his head out and said, "Isn't it the date you and my dad set for October 2nd?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "Am I going to do it?" ”

Baozi wiped the water in the bowl and said, "Hey, fresh, I've only heard of women getting married, but I haven't heard of men doing this." ”

I said, "Have you asked your dad, is it really October 2nd?" I drank a little too much that day. ”

Baozi leaned over and changed the fence and said, "Do you think it's too early or too late?" ”

I smiled and said, "I don't care, I slept anyway." ”

"What did you say?" The bun changed to a kitchen knife and wiped it......

I immediately said sternly, "I think we should find a time to get the marriage certificate first." ”

It seems that Baozi really didn't hear what I said just now, she said: "Well, this proposal is good, hey, by the way, what do you have to prepare for getting a marriage certificate, have you received it before?" ”

Me: "......"

Baozi also laughed and said, "Isn't Liu Ji married, you go and ask him." ”

“…… Later left. ”

"Isn't it also the end of the separation?"

“…… Just bring all your documents with you anyway. ”

Ask Liu Bang? Let's not talk about whether he has a marriage certificate or not, I'm afraid there is more than one, right?

Before going to bed, I received another call from Principal Zhang, who asked me how I was preparing for the competition, and I said that it was going well.

What kind of person is Lao Zhang, as soon as I heard it, I knew that I didn't take his words seriously, and beat me for a long time, and finally Lao Zhang said: "By the way, Xiaoqiang, I've seen a lot of your coaches, don't be all wild roads, do you know how to play regularly?" Don't go into the ring and embarrass me. ”

As soon as he asked, I also broke out in a cold sweat, is there anyone who knows how to fight in Liangshan? Sanda is later than tai chi, right?

It's a question, why don't you buy a book and I'll teach them? I quickly dismissed the idea, I am a man who is about to get married, and I have a responsibility to stay away from all dangers for the sake of the woman who is willing to marry me and my next generation, and I don't want to practice the Sunflower Book.

As I thought about it, I suddenly thought of a substitute ghost: the tiger. Although the tiger is the successor of Da Hongquan, but he can't do this kind of thing, I called him immediately, and there was a singing and dancing on the other side of the phone, and I smiled: "Brother Tiger, where is the pickled girl?" ”

The tiger is very serious: "What kind of girl to bubble, talk about business." ”

I said, "Do you know who I am?" ”

"Hadron - dude, with all due respect, I have 7 numbered hadrons on this phone, and you are ......"

I smiled and said, "You still came here when my school opened some time ago......," I heard that he seemed to be a little confused, and Suo said, "We also had a fight at Gu Ye's." ”

The tiger immediately said suddenly: "I'm sorry, Brother Qiang, I've been busy lately." ”

"Hehe, it's understandable, did Dong Ping go to you?"

The tiger said in disbelief: "You said Brother Dong, it's really hard to please, and people don't take me in their eyes at all." The tiger was quite aggrieved, but there was no dissatisfaction, it seemed that Dong Ping was simply a master of the world that could not be desecrated in his eyes.

Enough digressions, I immediately got to the point: "Brother Tiger, do you teach Sanda?" ”

As soon as he said this kind of topic, the tiger immediately came to his senses, and said with a smile: "If you want to ask me about taekwondo and judo, I will turn my face with you, do you want to say sanda, brother, I have also participated in national competitions, and I almost broke into the top ten." ”

I said excitedly, "That's great, help me bring a few apprentices." ”

The tiger said briskly: "Okay, you let them come and report your name, and I will arrange someone to take care of it, and the tuition is free." ”

I said cautiously: "Brother Hu, do you have time tomorrow, I want to take someone to you directly." ”

The tiger groaned and said, "Brother Qiang, it's not me who refutes your face, what are the qualifications of these people you said?" If it's just because I'm on good terms with you, I won't teach it myself. ”

I was silent for a long time, and I really didn't know what to say to him.

(To be continued)