Qualifications are really indescribable, I think the main thing is to see how good or bad the master was at the time, didn't Huo Yuanjia, You Tanzhi, and Xiaoqiang all tell people that qualifications are not good? But in fact, we are almost invincible in the world together, and I don't even have to make a move......

So I told the tiger that he would be busy tomorrow, and I would lead the people to see it. Because I only figured it out later, and I didn't really want to learn anything from him, or I asked the rules and learned the same as his apprentices.

I got up at 9 o'clock in the morning, and as soon as I got out of the bedroom door, I saw Xiang Yu dressed neatly, standing straight in front of the window, he pressed his hands on the windowsill, looking into the distance, like a general before the war was taking a short rest.

I cautiously asked, "Brother Yu, what time is dinner?" ”

Xiang Yu looked outside and said, "I don't know, it may be noon or night." ”

“…… You're going to stand like that? ”

Xiang Yu didn't speak, and at this time, Master Li came over, nodded slightly at me, and signaled to me that she would take care of Xiang Yu.

I drove the van to school, I could see my United Nations flag from afar, and I only learned later that this competition was definitely an unprecedented martial arts event in China, as for why the competition venue was arranged in such a small place as ours, it completely responded to that sentence: the sandpiper and the clam compete for the fisherman's profit, and the two main cities where the competition was held are cities: Yanjing and Shanghai, these two places from the political axe to the martial arts association and various relevant departments, do not hesitate to use all the backstage and channels to fight for the right to host, In the stalemate situation, Shanghai first compromised, saying that the venue can not be in Shanghai, but then there is also a condition that must be changed to Nanjing, Yanjing people are not stupid, Shanghai people also said after throwing out this harmonious card: the venue can not be in Yanjing, but must be in Hebei Province, such as Tongxian Zhoukoudian area.

In this way, under the drag of the two giants, the big cities have been exposed, and in the end, in all the cities with the qualifications and conditions to be held, a pitiful little place was exposed, without any nepotism, and the background behind it was very sparse......

Look at my United Nations flag, it can not be said that Sun Sixin is not prescient, but it is also ironic for a school to hang such a flag, after all, we don't teach how to bite people's ears, and it is still a cut away from internationalization, and many schools that come to participate in the competition are said to have a history of hundreds of years, and their principals and directors have carried big swords and the Eight-Nation Alliance, and some have evolved from the Boxer Rebellion, and their ancestors have printed Sun Wukong's Peking Opera mask on their bodies before each action, shouting: "Heaven and earth spirit, senior brother shows the saint and protects the true body" , and then the Bajie set off to destroy the church, which has been passed down to this day, and many martial arts school flags are painted with Peking Opera masks of the Monkey King, which combines the cartoon "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" and the things of Youxi Monkey......

What I mean by this is that our school history is so short that we don't even have a flag of our own. You have to get a side, you have to have a circle, you have to represent the world, you have to have water, you have to represent broad, you have to have violent symbols such as swords, guns, swords, halberds or something, I thought so, I drove into the school, and I pushed the door open by myself, it seems that I still need an old janitor.

After the completion of the school, it was the first time I came, I first came to the lecture hall on the first floor of the teaching building to find 300, Yan Jingsheng is really strong, and the lesson he is now giving to 300 is: "Physiology and Hygiene".

"Students, as you grow older, you have a strong interest in different surnames, that's a normal physiological process, it's not a big deal, don't feel guilty, the teacher is also ......"

The students below all blushed and listened with their heads down, probably because they didn't know what was going on at all, only Xu Delong raised his head alone, pretending to listen carefully, I waved at him, and he immediately sneaked out, Yan Jingsheng just said "Don't overdo it", because the lecture hall is very large, and he can't see what is happening below with his eyes.

I stood at the door of the classroom, and suddenly found that there were not all 300 people, and now there are only about 250 people sitting in the classroom. ”

Xu Delong said: "Since yesterday, 50 people have been given a holiday every day. ”

"What are you doing on vacation?"

“…… Play. ”

I said strangely, "Play? "It feels awkward to say this word from the mouths of 300 fighters, they have no money and no knowledge, what can they play when they go out?

I saw Xu Delong's strange expression, so I didn't ask deeply, since the day they came to me, it seemed that they were hiding some secrets, although they couldn't say anything to me, but they definitely didn't tell the truth, at this time Yan Jingsheng said on the podium: "Li Xiaomao, you come to answer, what is the main composition of semen?" ”

Li Xiaomao stood up and said, "Protein and water." ”

Yan Jingsheng nodded with satisfaction and said: "Well, learning some physiological knowledge is very useful for those of you who are engaged in sports, because you are likely to become coaches in the future, and you are also obliged to tell the students at that time......"

Tell the students not to overdo handjobs and the composition of semen? I admire Yan Jingsheng for being able to call all the names of 300, and I am far inferior to him from this point.

I told Xu Delong about the competition, I thought he would lend me up to 5 people, because of the fight, he only gave me two, but I didn't expect him to say very happily: "Whatever you need us to do, just talk, 300 people can lend it to you." ”

I said, "Can you rehearse a show for a show, don't sing in a chorus!" ”

I want to take the ranking of the exhibition competition, because Lao Zhang said that it is not important, and my current theme is: whatever Lao Zhang says is not important, I will do my best; The more Lao Zhang said that he was determined to win, the more cautious I had to be. I'm going to have to give him an explanation, and I'm going to be careful not to get angry.

Xu Delong said: "It's not a big problem, we can collectively perform the stick method." ”

I said, "Send two of you with me now." ”

Xu De Totoro ran in and called Wei Tiezhu and Li Jingshui out, these two people followed me out to carry out the mission, and they were very affectionate when they saw me.

Then I went to the dormitory building, where the bandits lived in no order, and I pushed open a few doors, which were different from the last time I had seen them, probably reorganized from each other, and the corridors were full of sloppy men with bare shoulders and towels. When I was a child, there were 100 singles and 8 generals in the foreign films, all of them with bright armor, small flags on their backs, and pigtails on their hats.

I went to see Li Bai first, the old man sat at the small table with his hair scattered, dismantled the fountain pen and tied some hair in front of him as a brush, there were wine bowls and a lot of books on the table, I picked up a few books and looked at them, there were "Iliat", "Shakespeare's Four Great Tragedies", "Chinese Modern and Modern Poetry Collection", "Air Lady", I was sweating when I saw this, who opened the bibliography? As a result, I picked up another copy and took a look: "Zhu Xian"! Wipe your sweat and get another copy: "Love in the Staggered Times"!

I shook Li Bai, whose face was flushed, vigorously: "Brother Taibai, can you understand these books?" ”

Li Bai looked up at me with hazy eyes, and suddenly said aloud: "The Achaeans with strong shin armor, they wave their hands gently, and they are not too shy to be shy; To live or to die, this is a mid-stage ...... of Shi Wuji's avenue."

I collapsed in an instant, was a genius poet ruined in my hands like this? I threw all his books under the bed, trying to find a wet towel to help him wake up, Li Bai leaned out with one hand to get his books back, but he fell asleep on the table after saying "existentialism is a kind of humanitarianism" halfway.

I wiped my face with a wet towel, and as soon as I went out, I met Hu Sanniang, she was bored and bumping her fists together, I subconsciously jumped out of the way - this girl screwed people painfully, and the top of her head was as ugly as the magma circle of the crater, Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu didn't mean to protect me, they all looked at it with a smile, it seems that they are familiar with the people of Liangshan.

Because of the hot weather, Hu Sanniang approached me with bad intentions, twisted her fists and asked, "What are you doing here?" ”

I asked vigilantly, "In which house does Brother Junyi live in?" ”

"101, what are you looking for him?"

I took a few steps back, ran away, Hu Sanniang said "huh", and chased closely, I ran to the door of 101 and stumbled in, hugged Lu Junyi, who was wearing a small white vest, and shouted: "Brother, help." ”

At this time, Hu Sanniang chased after her because she ran too fast, she drifted and grabbed the door frame, and followed in with a smile and a fist.

Lu Junyi was drinking tea, he held the teacup high and shouted, "Don't make a fuss, it's hot-"

……

After I explained my intentions, Lu Junyi asked, "How many people do you want to find from here to participate in the competition?" ”

I nodded.

"Then who do you think is more appropriate?"

I said, "The problem now is that we don't know the rules of the tournament yet, so I want to find a few brothers with more bright brains to familiarize themselves with the regulations, or it would be bad if they were punished for fouls." ”

Lu Junyi asked, "How many people do you want?" ”

I said, "There are still four people in the car." ”

Lu Junyi walked to the corridor and shouted, "Who are the people here?" ”

For a while, the heroes stood in the corridor and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

Lu Junyi waved his hand and said, "Come on, come and come, just four people and learn martial arts with Xiaoqiang." ”

Hu Sanniang shouted: "Three three, three ...... I'm one"

(To be continued)