After the dishes were ordered, the waiter asked us, "Do you need drinks?" ”

I looked at the crowd: "Who can drink?" ”

Gao Xiaowei raised her hand and said, "I want to drink red wine!" ”

I said, "Let's have a bottle then." "I know that with this little sister's surname, if she is not satisfied today, she will definitely have a moth, and there is a relationship for drinking at home, my father has been strict with me since I was a child, but I don't seem to care much about drinking.

After the wine and food were served, I picked up the wine and poured a glass for everyone, Gao Xiaowei couldn't wait to raise her glass and said to Jin Chengwu: "Since someone has settled the bill today, then I will respect the owner first." He smiled and said, "I didn't expect you to be a rich second generation." ”

Lao Wu whispered: "He is not the second generation of rich, he is the second generation of gods." ”

Gao Xiaowei drank it all, looked at us and said, "Drink!" ”

Jin Chengwu said to me with a smile: "Your sister is quite able to drink." He took a sip of his glass.

Xiao Qian looked at the cup in a daze, and I said, "It's okay to drink less, red wine can still nourish your skin." ”

Xiao Qian raised the cup and sniffed it carefully, and said with a smile: "The taste is really weird." ”

Gao Xiaowei ate two mouthfuls of food and said to Xiaoqian: "Sister Xiaoqian, let's meet one." ”

Xiaoqian had to accompany her with a cup and instructed: "It's better for girls to drink less." ”

Gao Xiaowei drank it all again, and said in high spirits: "It's all, I'll ask you to shake it slowly in a while, this time it's mine." ”

I said, "What kind of place are you going to die in now?" "The reason why I chose to eat here is actually for safety, and the thugs will definitely not come here.

Gao Xiaowei said disdainfully: "It's not certain who will die, the next time I see that kid, I will even kick his egg to him!" ”

Xiaoqian's face turned red when she heard this, she finally knew what the "egg" Gao Xiaowei often put on her lips was, but this time she didn't say anything, don't look at her weak appearance, she is actually a girl with a very strong surname, otherwise she wouldn't have jumped off the cliff in order to escape marriage. Xiaoqian took the initiative to pick up the cup and said, "Come, sister will drink with you." ”

Gao Xiaowei laughed and drank another glass. Xiao Qian "smelled" hard, her face was red, but this time it was because of the wine.

Jin Cheng Wule said: "Xiaowei is really a heroine among women, I also toast you." After saying that, seeing that the wine was gone, he shouted to the waiter, "Give us this first half of the red wine!" The people next to him turned around.

Gao Xiaowei didn't refuse, the wine was dry, I didn't care, I looked at her with a smile, no matter how well she said herself, after all, she was just a 17-year-old child, and a little bit of a villain came crazy, people praised her and couldn't wait to give her head to the other party, she didn't suffer any big losses for so many years, and she relied on her mother, or she would have been sold a long time ago.

After a few rounds of drinking, everyone quickly entered the state, Gao Xiaowei caught who was drinking with whom, her face was red, her smile was crazy, Jin Chengwu intended to tease her, left and right to her, Xiaoqian didn't know what sad things she remembered, holding a glass of wine and smelling stupidly, I turned my head to look at Lao Wu, and he sat there upright, not eating or moving.

I said, "Old Wu, drink some." ”

Lao Wu smiled and waved his hand: "I know, I like to be quiet, Daode Tianzun said that the five colors make people blind, the five tones make people deaf, and the wine color and wealth are still less touched." ”

I said, "It's okay to drink less, didn't Lao Tzu still say that a little wine is pleasant and a big drink hurts the body?" ”

Lao Wu said confusedly: "Did he say that?" ”

"Well, that's what my son said."

“……”

Lao Wu couldn't resist me, and seeing that everyone was drinking happily, he finally got a little moved, picked up the cup and poured it into his shoes......

Then I saw that Lao Wu was red from his neck all the way - everyone else drank red from his face, but he was the opposite. When the red color came on, Lao Wu slapped the table vigorously, and everyone was busy with their own work, so they looked at him together.

I saw Lao Wu shaking his head and saying: "Heaven and earth are unkind, all things are used as dogs, saints are unkind, and people are dogs - good wine, good wine!" ”

Gao Xiaowei was stunned and said, "What happened to the old man?" ”

Jin Chengwu hurriedly patted Lao Wu and said, "Lao Wu, Lao Wu, are you okay?" ”

I'm sweating, I'm drinking too much in one cup!

Lao Wu poured himself a few drinks, poured another cup, his eyes lit up, and muttered to himself: "When Lao Tzu passed through Hangu Pass, I was nothing more than a small locust tree, thanks to his old man, come, let's all toast him!" As he spoke, he poured another glass of wine into his shoe.

Jin Chengwu covered his face: "Old Wu's cultivation is ruined in our hands." ”

Xiao Qian hurriedly persuaded: "Brother Wu, don't drink it." ”

Lao Wu raised the cup in his hand high to prevent Xiao Qian from touching it, and suddenly cried again: "Sister, listen to my brother's words, don't blame your parents, after all, it is not easy to raise you since childhood, you look at me, I just want to hate and no one hates me, where do you say my parents are?" "Also, maybe his father would have had someone cut down as a catapult a long time ago. Lao Wu drank a few more glasses, staggered to his feet, picked up the wine bottle and poured it into his mouth......

Jin Chengwu and I looked at it, and quickly got up to hold on: "Let's go, let's go, I've really drunk too much, this is - I can't find my mouth accurately." ”

Gao Xiaowei said stupidly: "Isn't it quite accurate, I once drank too much and poured it into my shoes." ”

"Then you two are almost-" I shouted, "Xiaoqian, you are in charge of that!" Xiaoqian hurriedly went over to support Gao Xiaowei.

Jin Chengwu settled the bill, I stopped two cars at the door, and said to Jin Chengwu: "You and Lao Wu sit in the back car, and we will go in front." ”

The two cars passed the train station one after the other, and when I got off the train, I put Gao Xiaowei on my shoulder and said to Xiaoqian: "You go and help Lao Jin." ”

Gao Xiaowei's mind was already blurred, and she danced on my shoulder and shouted, "I can still drink!" Master, add two bombs! ”

I sighed and held her hard as I struggled to pull the key.

When I got closer, I found that there were two people standing at the door of the glass door looking in, my mood was suddenly not so depressed, it seems that there is finally business coming to the door today, I shook the key and said loudly: "Excuse me, help me open the door, and give you an eighty-fifty discount on the room money for a while." ”

Hearing movement behind them, the two men turned around sharply and stared at me fiercely, these two men, with green faces and fangs, dressed in tatters......

"!" I cursed, ran away with a straight face.

Gao Xiaowei saw the two staring at us deadly, and said angrily: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?" Look at the eyeballs for you to pick out! ”

I panted as I ran, "Grandma, you can save me some snacks!" ”

I ran to Jin Chengwu in one breath and pointed in a broken voice: "Those two, I'll leave it to you!" ”

"Again?" Jin Chengwu threw Lao Wu to the ground, and reached out to take off the glove of his right hand.

Lao Wu was on the ground with his hands and feet and whispered while backstroke: "I can still drink!" Next time, I invite you to drink in the Jiuquan where Huo Qu's illness is sick! ”

Gao Xiaowei laughed drunkenly: "Bragging b, you!" ”

These two people are high and low, but they talk quite speculatively.

Over there, Jin Chengwu had already set the two zombies on fire, and Gao Xiaowei was covered by me as soon as she wanted to turn around.

After burning the zombies and returning to the house, Jin Chengwu looked at the two ashes and was puzzled, I threw Gao Xiaowei to Xiaoqian, gasped and said, "Sleep first!" We'll talk about it tomorrow! ”

……

The next morning, I opened the door of the store, Jin Chengwu swayed down first, took the bread he bought in the supermarket yesterday to eat, Xiaoqian blew in her mouth and cleaned up from upstairs, the three of us were busy with each other, no one spoke, it seemed to form a tacit understanding.

The figure at the staircase flashed, and hurriedly retracted his head, but I had already seen him, and said with a smile: "Old Wu, how do you feel?" ”

"Hey, hey-" Lao Wu scratched his head and walked down slowly, seeing that we were all looking at him with a smile, he was even more embarrassed, and said without words: "That wine, it's too fast." ”

"Didn't you say that you were blind in five colors, deaf in five tones or something, why did you still drink it in the end?"

Lao Wu said embarrassedly: "I saw you drinking, I didn't hold back my curiosity, and I still didn't cultivate enough." ”

I asked him, "Will you drink it in the future?" ”

Lao Wu said resolutely: "I won't drink it anymore!" ”

We all laughed, it turned out that Lao Wu, who looked steady and dignified, was completely different after drinking.

After laughing for a while, I said, "Let's be serious, the zombies came again last night, so it's not okay." ”

Lao Wu hurriedly asked, "How many?" ”

"Two."

"That's not much."

I said, "Not even half a half!" In the future, they will walk to me as soon as it gets dark, and I won't be able to open a store? Even if you don't open a store, you're panicking, what if you're not there, what should I do? ”

Jin Chengwu said: "I'm surprised, why do you attract so many zombies at the good end?" ”

Lao Wu said: "From this point of view, this incident is by no means accidental, it should be someone who deliberately opposes us, and he is a master of the evil sect." ”

I was depressed and said, "Who have you offended?" ”

Lao Wu said: "It's not necessarily offended, although zombies don't use aura, but cultivators are different, a few of us get together with incomparably sufficient aura, maybe it arouses the coveting of others." ”

Xiao Qian said: "When Brother Wu said this, I thought of someone. ”

We asked, "Who?" ”

Xiao Qian said: "I have been practicing on the Harrier Mountain opposite, but I only operate near the West Peak, and as far as I know, there is an old demon of Black Mountain living on the East Peak. ”

I wondered: "Didn't the old demon of Montenegro let Tony Leung beat him to death?" ”

Xiao Qian continued: "This old demon of the Black Mountain should also be a cultivator for thousands of years, but he is a serious cult cultivator, and there are mass graves everywhere on Harrier Mountain, and he cultivates by sucking the flesh and blood of the dead. ”

Lao Wu frowned and said, "That is indeed the practice of the evil sect. Are you sure he's a thousand years old? ”

Xiao Qian nodded: "Sure." ”

I couldn't help but ask Lao Wu: "How do you divide these decent and evil sects?" ”

Lao Wu said: "Decent masters generally rely on absorbing the essence of heaven and earth to cultivate, although this kind of cultivation is relatively slow, but step by step is said to have a great future after a long time, and the most obvious characteristic of the evil sect is that it will harm ordinary people, or charm and temptation, or simply kill, in short, they will take the flesh and blood essence that others have worked hard to cultivate for their own use, they are also weak and strong among each other, and they will kill those who are lower than their own cultivation." ”

I suddenly said, "It's a bit of a Sword Sect Qi Sect." ”

Lao Wu said: "If it is really like what Xiao Qian said, the other party is a master of the evil sect who has cultivated for thousands of years, then it will be even more difficult to deal with." ”

"Why?"

"Although the cult cultivation is rapid, but the karma they receive is also doubly violent, they have no possibility of overcoming the calamity at all, and their lifespan is often not too long, if he is really a master of the cult for thousands of years, he must have unique ability."

Jin Chengwu said: "And the attack power of the evil sect master is very strong, two good and evil cultivators of the same age meet, and most of the decent side is not an opponent." ”

I waved my hand and said, "I understand what you mean, you and Lao Wu together can't beat that old demon of Montenegro!" ”

Jin Chengwu and Lao Wu showed ashamed expressions.

After a while, Lao Wu said again: "The zombie thing is very likely to be done by the old demon of Montenegro, sucking the flesh and blood of the dead to cultivate, and driving zombies is also his forte." ”

I spread my hands and said, "What then?" Just waiting for him to spend it with us? ”

Lao Wu sighed and said: "We can't afford to spend it with others, we have to waste most of the night defending against his casual move, and in the long run, our cultivation will be wasted." ”

Jin Chengwu suddenly said: "I have a way." ”

We hurriedly asked, "What?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "There is a saying that the strongest attack is the best defense, he wants to consume us with us, if he doesn't show his head, we will find him!" ”

I gave him a blank look: "What are you attacking?" People are likely to be better than you and Lao Wu! ”

Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "It's not okay for me to be merciful with Lao Wu-" He rolled his eyes and said, "Don't we still have you?" ”

I said angrily, "I don't care about it, you want me to find a bunch of blacks. Society hacks to death with a knife? ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Don't forget your other identity - in the eyes of outsiders, you are the golden body after the catastrophe!" ”

Lao Wu's eyes also lit up: "Yes, why didn't I think of this stubble?" ”

I was horrified, "You don't want me to go head-to-head with that old demon of Montenegro, do you?" ”

Lao Wu smiled: "Don't you understand, you don't need to make a move at all, the golden body after the catastrophe is a legendary existence, and the old demon of Montenegro doesn't dare to resist when he sees you." ”

"Are you going to sing an empty city plan?" I immediately said, "What if he really resists?" ”

Lao Wu looked at Jin Chengwu and said categorically: "Even if the two of us can't kill him, we are still confident that you will come back unharmed." ”

I waved my hand tragically: "Then what are you waiting for, let's go!" ”

Lao Wu and Jin Chengwu were overjoyed, and Lao Wu said to Xiao Qian: "Xiao Qian, don't go, in case of a real fight, we can't afford to be distracted." ”

Xiao Qian shook her head and said: "I know Harrier Mountain very well, there will be no problems, besides-even if you want to escape, you have to find someone who knows the way, right?" ”

Lao Wu and Jin Chengwu glanced at each other and said in unison: "Then let's go." ”

I'm speechless, it seems that our line of work is more than lucky! There is a saying that meat buns beat dogs and there is no return, if the three of them are the bun skin, I am the bun filling - it looks like there are leeks and green onions that are not easy to mess with, but in fact they are the best!

Before leaving, I glanced upstairs, Gao Xiaowei was still sleeping, which meant that we had to rush back before dark.

On the way, Lao Wu said to me: "When I meet the old demon of Montenegro, you should pay attention to what you say, don't talk nonsense like usual, you are a great god who has survived the tribulation and ranked in the immortal class!" ”

I said in my heart that my collection hasn't broken 10,000, how can I be a god......

Jin Chengwu said: "Yes, pay attention to the momentum!" ”

I took out my sunglasses and put them on and made a cross-eyebrow glare: "Is this okay?" ”

Jin Chengwu: "...... Forget it, how do you look like the ** head of the kicking field. ”

Xiao Qian smiled: "Brother Xiaolong is actually quite stylish. ”

She's right, although most people didn't know my identity when I was in school before, but the so-called "flagpoles" who mixed well all understood that I was the real nuclear bomb that I couldn't provoke.

Harrier Mountain is less than half an hour away from my shop, and we will go up the mountain after a while, but I just climbed for a while and I didn't care about chatting with them, the Harrier Mountain wall is extremely steep, I climbed out of breath, the two old goblins are naturally fine, Xiaoqian is also floating around talking and laughing freely.

Before I reached the mountainside, I was already sweating profusely, and Lao Wu said: "This is not good, it will be exposed before it reaches the place, who has ever seen the great god of the golden body climb a mountain after the catastrophe and be tired and half dead?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Then what can you do?" ”

Old Wu thought for a while and said, "You wait." He took off his shoes, dug his feet into the dirt, and reassured, "Well, there are quite a few plants around." ”

It was early summer, and the Harrier Mountain was lush and green, and of course the plants were luxuriant, but I didn't know what he could do, and just as I was thinking, suddenly a green vine as thick as a child's arm appeared from the top of the mountain, and the vine came near us, looked around like a big snake, and then quickly jumped to Lao Wu's feet, and rubbed his head on Lao Wu's trouser leg like a coquette.

Lao Wu smiled: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, give you a task to drag our master to the top of the mountain." ”

When the vine heard this, he came to me, and he circled my waist three times, and Lao Wu said loudly: "Get up!" ”

I was suddenly volleyed into the air, and I was carried by the green vine and took off towards the top of the mountain.

I danced in mid-air and said, "Damn, it's so exciting!" ”

Lao Wu smiled: "How do you feel?" ”

I gave a thumbs up: "Green rattan roller coaster, my grandfather's grandfather said yes when he sat it!" ”

Old Wu muttered, "Your grandfather's grandfather, maybe I've really seen it." He quickly followed.

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Super spoiler: The old demon of Montenegro is not the heroine (one chapter today, scare the old demon of Montenegro tomorrow)!