Chapter 13: The First Mashup in History
At the entrance of the supermarket on the second floor, Gao Xiaowei and Xiaoqian were already waiting there, Gao Xiaowei pushed a purchasing cart, swaying one after the other, bored.
As soon as I came up, I dragged several cars and sent one to each person: "Buy what you want, someone has a treat today." ”
So we set off in a big way.
Near the entrance is a fruit special section, in which all kinds of fruits are displayed, including common and uncommon ones, as well as out-of-season Taiwanese ones.
Xiaoqian pushed the cart and followed Gao Xiaowei step by step, frowning and snorting when she walked past a peeled durian, "What's broken?" ”
Gao Xiaowei looked back and said with a smile: "Sister, that's durian, it smells stinky and eats fragrant, can you come and taste it?" ”
Xiao Qian put her head up and "sniffed", covered her mouth and smiled: "It's really delicious." ”
I told her, "If you have anything you like, put it in the car and eat it when you settle the bill." ”
"Oh." Xiao Qian nodded.
I smiled and said, "But you can smell it." ”
Gao Xiaowei led the way in front, and soon crossed the detergent area to the shelves of various small foods, first threw two chocolates into the car, and then jelly, potato chips, wafers, and milk tea all the way to the east and west, and after a while, half of the car was piled up, and when she looked behind her, Xiaoqian's car was still empty, and said, "Sister Xiaoqian, take it!" ”
Xiaoqian had long been dizzy by all kinds of beautiful packaging, and when she heard Gao Xiaowei call her, she hesitated to take a bottle of chewing gum, and I threw a few more flavors into her car in the back: "Try these kinds." ”
After Gao Xiaowei finished sweeping the food, she came to the cosmetics counter again and took a tube of gel and a bottle of nail polish. It just so happened that today's supermarket biscuits were on sale, and the supermarket salesman used a toothpick to tie the biscuits one by one to see who let whom try, Gao Xiaowei was not interested in this, and ran to see the eye cream, and the salesman held a biscuit and said to Xiaoqian pitifully: "Miss try it, it doesn't matter if you don't buy it." ”
Xiao Qian didn't want to go, leaned in and sniffed it, and smiled: "It's really good." As he spoke, he took two packs into the car, and the salesman smiled, held up the biscuit and let the person behind him taste it, and the man took a bite and frowned: "Why don't these biscuits taste at all?" ”
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When we moved to the deli area, Xiao Qian sniffed and sniffed, and after a while, she burped and said, "Well, I can't stay here anymore - I'm going to die." "We are all happy, dare to love her to come to the supermarket is cheap, you can eat whatever you want, and you don't have to spend anything.
Out of the supermarket, each of us had a big bag of things in our hands, Gao Xiaowei was very interested, and suggested continuing to shop, we were not hungry, let alone Xiaoqian, so I agreed to her.
Gao Xiaowei didn't bring a change of clothes, and when she saw that we agreed, she slipped into a clothing store, and the clerk greeted him politely: "What kind of clothes are you going to choose?" ”
Gao Xiaowei said: "I want to buy pants." ”
The clerk glanced at her and couldn't help but smile: "Little sister, are you Ha Han or Ha Yu?" ”
I bumped into Kim Seong-moo: "Do you know the difference between Korean and Yuben styles?" ”
Jin Chengwu said: "You say." ”
"Korean pants are particularly long?"
"The pants are very short?"
"No, I don't wear pants."
Jin Chengwu: "......"
In the end, Gao Xiaowei didn't know if she was influenced by me, so she chose a pair of pants that looked normal despite having a lot of pockets, and came out of the fitting room and asked Xiaoqian: "Sister, how is it?" ”
Xiao Qian said: "Yes, it's very good-looking." ”
"That's it." Gao Xiaowei asked the clerk to wrap up her old pants and jumped around in her new pants to change places.
Next to the shoe cabinet, Gao Xiaowei took a fancy to a pair of sandals that could show her toes, stepped on the shoes and looked down at her toes and asked us: "What color do you think I dye my toenails look good?" ”
Jin Chengwu pulled Wu Yongsheng and said, "Old Wu, you also change your outfit, shoes, clothes, or something." ”
Lao Wu waved his hand again and again: "What are I doing when I'm so old, just look at buying something for Xiaoqian's girl." ”
As soon as he said this, Gao Xiaowei immediately said: "Yes, sister, why don't you buy anything, isn't someone paying the bill?" ”
Xiao Qian said shyly: "I'm just doing well." ”
"What's good, you have to change your body-" Gao Xiaowei pointed to the dazzling shoes and said: "Start with the shoes, this pair looks comfortable, come and try it!" Xiao Qian sighed after hearing this, and walked away with a grudge.
Gao Xiaowei asked me wonderingly, "What's wrong with Sister Xiaoqian?" ”
I had to whisper to her: "Your little sister Qian's legs are ...... heavy."
Gao Xiaowei was in a trance and then confused: "Then why don't she wear pants?" ”
"Uh...... "I found that this girl can still be saved, the non-mainstream is not the mainstream, and the brain is not crippled." I had to continue to lie, "Your little sister Qian, she still has athlete's foot, I'm afraid that I will be embarrassed if I take off my shoes-" didn't say two sentences, it's a good girl from now on.
Gao Xiaowei didn't ask.
In the middle of the afternoon, everyone's things in their hands changed from one bag to two, and even Lao Wu was forced to buy a suit, so we began to look for a place to eat.
Jin Chengwu swore solemnly: "Don't be afraid to spend money, pick the expensive one." ”
I slapped my thigh: "Then what are you hesitating about, the royal private dish, walking!" ”
Lao Wu said embarrassedly: "I'm not going, right?" ”
I whispered, "Do you think it's right for you to go now?" ”
Jin Chengwu said: "It's okay not to eat and see." ”
Lao Wu said: "You are eating and I am watching? ”
Jin Chengwu said: "Then why don't you buy you a bottle of fertilizer and then go with us?" ”
I hurriedly said, "You are not allowed to bring your own alcohol there." ”
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Royal private cuisine is the most high-end Chinese restaurant in our local area, a plate of radish meeting is really dare to ask you for two or three hundred, but it is said that the chefs are the leaders of TV competitions, so whether you love to eat inside or love to eat face, here can be satisfied, of course, provided you have money.
As soon as I entered, I was slightly shocked by the magnificent emperor's throne, and many people who came to eat were also taking turns to sit on it and take pictures. Under the throne, there are two rows of opposite mahogany round tables, the spacing is very wide, and the chopsticks and cups and plates on the table are all exquisite, which is really a bit of the emperor's feasting of the ministers.
A waitress dressed as a court maid in the Qing Dynasty put a handkerchief on her shoulder, bowed down and said, "A few people, please come with me." ”
Jin Chengwu smiled and said, "This place is fun." ”
Xiao Qian pulled the corner of my clothes and said in surprise: "Aren't there all the emperors?" ”
I told her, "It's all fake, and now we're the emperor." ”
Sitting down, the waiter handed over the silk menu, I didn't look at the dish and was directly stunned by the price behind the name of the dish, this place is also the first time I have been here.
Jin Chengwu took it directly: "I'll order!" Four dried fruits and four candied fruits are on the first set, what is jade agate? ”
The waiter said, "It's shallots mixed with tofu." ”
“…… Let's take a plate, this 'Snow Falling Flame Mountain' is a tomato mixed with sugar, right? ”
Waiter: "Hmm. ”
“…… Let's take a plate, this green dragon crosses the sea-"
"Cucumber dipping sauce!" I said, "Let's get the hard stuff and don't mess around." ”
Jin Chengwu flipped back: "What are the sauce pig's trotters called by you?" ”
"The trapped beast is still fighting."
"What about boiled fish?"
"The third prince is in trouble."
"Here's a copy."
That's how he ordered. Jin Chengwu's face changed dramatically, and he dropped the menu with a "snap", I picked it up and looked at it, there was a dish called "Fire Sleepy Three-legged Golden Crow", I was happy, and asked the waiter in a low voice: "What is this?" ”
The waiter smiled and patiently explained to me: "Roast crow, do you want it?" ”
"Uh, forget it."
Gao Xiaowei said loudly: "I'm going to eat oily meat potato chips!" ”
"Okay, what's your oil potato chips called?"
"It's called oily potato chips."
"That ......"
Seeing that I still seemed to have a problem, the waiter smiled and said, "Fish-flavored shredded pork is the first mix in our history." ”
Me: "......"
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When you see the chapter name, do you think it's finished? Hey. Actually, I plan to finish this chapter on eating, but I want to delay the name of the dish......
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The honeymoon period of mixing and matching is almost over.,I mean there's going to be a substantive surname content soon.,Heroine,Liu Lao Liu is ready to go (see clearly there is a comma.,The heroine is not Liu Lao Liu!) ), the next chapter out of a big match. I won't say who it is......