This time to the Three Kingdoms harvest is quite big, I got the Battle of Chibi, and I also saw Zhao Yun and Zhuge Liang, now I can confirm that they are all men, I said that it was rumored on the Internet that Cao Cao was a woman, and later said that Zhao Yun was also a woman, so that Liu Bei and Sun Quan fell one after another, and in the end, in addition to the second brother who had a beard and survived, even Zhang Fei did not escape the catastrophe, if that is the case, "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" must not be renamed "Twelve Golden Hairpins"? I really despise those who are boring and write spoofs!

Zhao Yun ordered the people to wait on the side, and I took out the phone and called Liu Laoliu: "Help me open a military road from Xiakou to Wu Sanguina, you want it now, hurry up." ”

Liu Lao Liu snorted and said, "Anyway, I'm also an immortal, why have you been pointed out by you like a little secretary who buys you a discount ticket recently?" ”

I laughed and scolded: "Less nonsense, is there a little secretary with a big wrinkled face like you?" ”

Liu Laoliu sighed and said: "Hey, fortunately, I don't have to deal with you in three months, grandpa, I also worship eight times, it's not bad." ”

I was surprised, "You're going to leave too?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Nonsense, grandpa is here to help the poor, do you think I sold it to you?" ”

I'm a little lost, although Liu Lao Liu is not a good person, after all, he has helped me a lot, and besides, how can he count me as half a superior, this kind of superior who can casually scold him "Lao Wang Ba" is not easy to find.

I said, "There is another matter, I will find Lao Wu back and let him lead 50,000 people to go with me, so can these people go back?" Liu Lao Liu said: "Kangxi will go to you in a few days, you can discuss this matter with him, and when he goes back a year later, he can follow Xiang Yu and Liu Bang." ”

I had a headache and said, "I haven't asked you yet, Qin Wuyang should go back soon." Do you have to stab Qin again at that time? "It's not been a day or two that this question has been bothering me.

Liu Laoliu said: "When the day comes, you can send him back to the Qin Dynasty from the military road." ”

I was relieved, "That's good... So what about Kangxi? "It's easy to do a person like Qin Wuyang who died young, it's a big deal to change his name and identity and live after he goes back, Kangxi has been an emperor for more than 60 years, how old was he when he died? Will it be like Qin Wuyang when the time comes? Isn't that sending back an old fool? and Qin Qiong, they can't go through the military path, although they are the same person, but their identity still has a corresponding entity in the Tang Dynasty, and they can't fight when they go back?

Liu Lao Liu said: "What do you care about so much, I have my own way if I don't want to go through the military path, anyway, that year is equivalent to giving them a vacation." It's a big deal that I didn't give them Meng Po soup when I sent them back, and when I woke up, the memory of the year was not lost, but it was like a dream. ”

"That's when the eyes are closed, when they are open, a year has passed, howl..."

"Well, almost."

"Isn't it closed in three months? Kangxi didn't go back for another year, and the daylilies were cold. ”

Liu Lao Liu said impatiently: "Do you want to save their lives, or take care of their nostalgia first, you can do it yourself." ”

I said carefully: "I can't get out after three months, what accidents do we have with your majesty, who will go on a mission?" ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "There will be no more accidents, after three months, the Heavenly Dao will completely return to calm, and this human realm axis that was pushed down by Lao He will be out of its field of vision." Like a branch that has broken away from a tree, it is up to them to live as they want. ”

I was amazed, "So in three months they won't be able to follow the ideasheet?" ”

"Yes."

I punched my fist and said, "That's cool guys... But what if history is tampered with? ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "How can there be any history?" History is in the past. In history, Liu Bang and Xiang Yu were still enemies, but now they exist side by side with you, by the way, you can see them as real foreign countries, which can be regarded as a benefit of breaking away from the Heavenly Dao, no one cares whose brains they knock out, of course. The disadvantage is also this, whoever knocks out their brains still no one cares. ”

I said, "Then Qin Shi Huang's Great Wall is still repaired, let him stop work quickly, and save a lot of money." ”

Liu Lao Liu said with a smile: "It's good to be a scenery when you repair it, and as far as I know, so many people help him repair it together, and it should almost be completed in three months." ”

I hurriedly asked, "Will Xiao Huhai meet another Xiang Yu?" ”

Liu Laoliu said: "History no longer exists, and Xiang Yu will not appear again when Hu Hai grows up." But you have to warn Hu Hai. If he was still so faint and brutal, there would definitely be another Wang Yu and Zhang Yu coming out to resist him. This is called where there is oppression, there is..."

I said, "Okay, okay, hurry up and start the army so that I can go to Lao Wu, and it is your turn to teach me a political lesson?" "If you don't follow the pip list, then maybe the throne will not be inherited by him.

Liu Laoliu said angrily: "You grandson who crossed the river and demolished the bridge!" ”

I said, "The last question, what should we do if the people who came from history in the future are going to be heavy with these people on the axis of the human world?" For example, Han Xin over there was killed by Liu Bang, and he came here? "This is the problem that will be faced in three months, if the previous history and the human axis are still unified, then this human axis after leaving the way of heaven will be completely independent, before I used to smoke Qin Wuyang with the sole of my shoe, although it did not change the historical record, but that did happen in that period of history, the future history is history, the human axis is the human axis, just like the two ends of the flat shoulder...

Liu Lao Liu wiped his sweat and said, "Why are you so sharp in your questions today?" ”

"People say wash and sleep, don't you wash before going to bed? I am also responsible for my customers. ”

Liu Lao Liu said: "Your question is very sharp, but fortunately, you will not receive many customers... How many names do you think Lord Yama and his brother-in-law can get wrong? Except for Kangxi, there are no particularly big characters, and I will arrange Sima Qian for you to help you write a Yucai book or something at the end. "I can't say whether I'm happy or disappointed when I hang up the phone, but I'm happy that in three months my clients will be completely out of the mercy of heaven, and they can live a happy life with random brains, and then they don't seem to need me anymore. I was full of emotion, and Zhao Yun on the side said, "Brother Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you?" ”

I looked at him and sighed: "When this matter is over, we had better find your lord and Sun Quan Cao Cao and them together for a summit, how good is it for everyone to live their own lives, what to fight?" ”

At this time, the military road in front of us was opened, and I took Zhao Yun and 500 soldiers straight to the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty.

On the way, I asked Zhao Yun, "Zilong." You've never lost a battle in your life? ”

Zhao Yun said with a smile: "Where did Brother Xiaoqiang come from, I have only fought a few battles?" ”

I scratched my head and said, "Yes." "I feel very sorry for Zhao Yun, when others come to me to find them, the scenery should have passed, Zhao Yun has just gone down to Changshan not long ago, Liu Bei Guan Yu and Zhuge Liang helped, it is not difficult to take Xichuan after the Battle of Chibi, and when the Three Kingdoms are established, I will mediate from it, and this battle will not have to be fought. It doesn't have to be close to be unified, and people are not living well in the new Malaysia? Zhao Yundi's career is over, in history, Zhao Yun's silver helmet and white horse spear are invincible, and he is a hero admired by thousands of people, and this Zhao Yun in front of me can only be an ordinary officer in peace...

I said, "Zilong." Brother Qiang can't stand you, I'm afraid that you won't fight again in the future. Zhao Yun smiled: "It's not good if you don't fight?" Zilong vowed to follow the lord to conquer the world. Isn't it so that one day you can live a peaceful life? ”

I was dumbfounded and said, "How can you be like this, you are Zhao Yun!" ”

Zhao Yun said inexplicably: "Isn't this right?" If a person fights for the sake of liking to fight, then he is not..."Speaking of which, Zhao Shuai couldn't find the right adjective, and I said: "Psychopath? ”

Zhao Yundao: "Yes, psychopathic... This word is used so well, no wonder the second brother and the military advisor are convinced of Brother Xiaoqiang. ”

Wakaka. Unexpectedly, Changsheng General Zhao Yun is still an anti-war faction, but what he said is also right, who is a normal person who wants to fight and kill every day, even if those politicians start a war, it is not to like to see people play their brains.

From the Three Kingdoms to the Qing Dynasty, this road is not ordinary, and Zhao Yun's men have just come out of the red cliff of the cold winter Layue. He was still wearing a cotton coat. After walking for half an hour, he was sweating, and what was worse was that Liu Bei was now poor and white. The ones sent to us are all infantry, I see that there are weak people who can't support it anymore, so I hurriedly waved my hand to stop everyone, Zhao Yunqi said: "Brother Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?" ”

I said, "The brothers can't walk." ”

Zhao Yun felt that his face was dull, and he said uncomfortably: "Blame me for not being strict with the overseers." ”

I smiled and said, "It's okay, let's rent a horse and go." ”

Without waiting for Zhao Yun to ask again, we have entered the main military road, and the traffic here is extremely prosperous, so I grabbed a local man with "Dahan Automobile Industry" printed on his back and asked: "Do you have any rented horses nearby?" ”

The man pointed to the other side: "That has our branch." ”

Zhao Yun and his 500 soldiers looked at each other and were curious, so I led them to the "old Wang's house to make steamed buns" and told them, "You eat first, and I'll go find the horses." ”

This old Wang's steamed bun was opened by Wang Ben's family, and the secret recipe was learned from the Shaanxi people in Zhao Kuangyin's army when the multinational troops surrounded the Golden Vultures, although the Qin Law government officials were not allowed to do business, but the money obtained from Wang Ben's trading was basically used for the troops' supplies, and the fat man turned a blind eye.

I went to the Dahan Bicycle Branch and said to the steward, "Find me 500 horses, the best one." ”

When the steward saw me, he hurriedly saluted: "King side by side!" He asked as he billed, "Where is King Xiao going?" ”

I said, "Qing Dynasty." ”

The steward bit the pen pipe: "Qing Dynasty? This name is very unfamiliar, and we are afraid that there is no branch over there. ”

I said, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm such a big side by side king can still trick you into hundreds of horses?" I'll sign the bill for you, and if you don't come back, you can go to Your Majesty for compensation. ”

As soon as the steward heard the reason, he hurriedly issued a ticket for me, and when the horses were ready, Zhao Yun and a cadre of Shu soldiers were full, and I shouted to the shopkeeper of the steamed bun restaurant: "Get 5 more pot helmets for each person." ”

The shopkeeper ran over and said, "Well, do you want to see if the order is signed in the name of Xiao Mansion or in the name of King Qi?" I smiled and said, "It's convenient for you." ”

We understand this, if it is opened under the name of King Qi, it belongs to public funds to eat and drink, and the price is different, and it can be discounted if it is opened under the name of Xiao Mansion. But there is no invoice...

I took 500 well-fed and well-fed soldiers, got on the horse, and galloped all the way, and the soldiers said happily: "It's good to follow Xiaoqiang!" ”

After a while, when I arrived at the crossing of the Bingdao, I turned around and instructed: "Everyone will see me in a while, and if the situation is not right, we will run." "I still can't figure out the situation of Wu Sangui, in case of a fight, I don't want to suffer a loss in front of me, didn't Zhuge Liang say it, the old guy must be suspicious of us. The rebellion of the three feudal clans was the leader he picked, and the old traitor was on the cusp.

Zhao Yun was stunned, he probably couldn't imagine that the words "if the situation is not right, we will run" could come out of the mouth of a commander.

Out of the military crossing, this place is really the world of birds and flowers, in front of us is a magnificent palace gate, two large rows of guards stand at the door, three big characters on the door plaque: "Zhaowu Palace", I heard that Wu Sangui called the emperor after the name Zhaowu. It seems that the old guy has really become the emperor of Yunnan (Wu Sangui is called the emperor in Hunan, the country name is Da Zhou, readers should not delve into it).

As soon as we appeared, the guards were in a commotion, but they all immediately drew their weapons and glared at us. Under their cover, people had already run to the palace. After a while, I heard that there was a neat and powerful march of troops approaching, and the old Wu army was orderly, and it really lived up to its name, and in the blink of an eye, the imperial city was wide open, and about 5,000 troops surrounded us, and a general who came out after said sharply: "Who are you?" How dare you trespass into the palace? ”

I raised my hands and said, "Don't get me wrong, we are here to surrender to His Majesty Da Zhou." ”

The general glanced at us, his gaze bewildered... Our group, except for me, were all wearing cotton clothes and cotton pants, and at this time, they were sweating and their helmets were crooked, but there were also uniform uniforms, to say that they were a bunch of rogues. Not quite like that. But to say that it is an army is to exalt us too much. So the general was very unaware, at this time, several soldiers under Zhao Yun couldn't stand the heat, took off their hats and fanned the wind, and the general shouted as if he had been shocked: "Why don't you keep braids?" ”

I was startled and forgot about this stubble, in the Qing Dynasty, I didn't keep my hair without a head, and the big braid drama on TV was in vain, but when I turned my eyes, he was also a man with ordinary long hair, and I couldn't help but say: "Didn't you keep it either?" ”

The general shouted: "Nonsense, how can our dignified people of the Great Zhou be compared with the Tartars? ”

I smiled and said, "Aren't we going to be the people of Da Zhou soon?" ”

The general kept his face calm and did not speak, and after a while suddenly ordered the soldiers beside him: "Go and see if their hair is real or fake." ”

A few Wu soldiers walked towards us, seemingly trying to pick our people's hair, Zhao Yun's soldiers all asked me with their eyes, I gritted my teeth and said, "Let him pick!" ”

Those Wu soldiers casually picked up a few and shouted, "It's true." The general looked at us with more and more suspicion, and said, "Where did you come from?" "You know, in the Qing Dynasty, except for Wu Sangui's territory, it was difficult for you to keep your hair long, let alone a group of us who were so eye-catching.

Because I had been ignoring this question before, I concluded, "We..." The general's eyes were firmly fixed on me, and I sweated on my forehead, and suddenly blessed my soul, "We... We have been anti-Qing and restored! ”

The general was slightly stunned when he heard this, but his expression was obviously not so serious, and he asked again: "Then why did you want to join us again?" ”

I adjusted my thoughts and said, "We began to regain our sight while reversing the Qing Dynasty, but then I thought, even if we restore the Ming Dynasty, it won't be interesting, and besides, the people of the old Zhu family don't know where to die, after all, our Zhou Emperor is still a Han person, so we are determined to protect Zhou." ”

The general didn't seem to believe it either, and asked again: "Then if you have the whereabouts of the Zhu family now, will you have to rebel against Zhou Baoming again?" "It's really worthy of Wu Sangui's subordinates, this is called a rainy day!

I spread my hands and said, "Big brother, don't talk nonsense, okay?" Do you know how far we ran to keep this bit of hair? How can we say that we are also people of faith! ”

The general almost laughed, but when he spoke again, he was much kinder, and said, "You wait, I'll go and inform Your Majesty." ”

When he left, Zhao Yunyi pulled me and asked quietly: "Brother Xiaoqiang, what dynasty is the Ming Dynasty?" ”

I whispered, "Don't ask, it's all up to you for a while." ”

Zhao Yun nodded and muttered: "At the beginning, the second brother Qianli protected his sister-in-law, although he was trapped by Cao Cao, he still thought about the lord, and finally did not hesitate to pass five levels and cut six generals to hang the seal and seal the gold, you just asked him to answer the question just now, but I am afraid that we will die now." ”