Chapter 56: Pinch the Master's Feet

"A word horse?" Zhang Tingting frowned, she would know how to use a horse, but she usually dances mostly folk dances, and many types of folk dances do not need to press her legs, so she doesn't practice much, and she is wearing jeans now, which is a little difficult to make.

"What? Can't do it? Shangguan Nengren smiled: "No, it's okay to change it for you." ”

"Who can't!?" Zhang Tingting hated others the most for saying that she couldn't do it, so she glanced at him and stood up: "Isn't it just a word horse!" ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled and applauded: "Good! Welcome Tingting to perform a word horse. ”

"Humph! I don't need you to be fake! Zhang Tingting moved her legs and feet, kicked upward, okay, although the jeans are not elastic, they are quite loose.

With her feet apart, Zhang Tingting gritted her teeth and quickly made a big split, and listened to the sound of Gaba.

"Ouch! Ouch ho ...... "Zhang Tingting's face was white, cold sweat flowed, and she couldn't move on the ground.

"Are you alright!?" Liu Zixuan and Yunyu hurriedly ran over and helped Zhang Tingting: "How is it?" Does it hurt? ”

"Legs...... The legs are a little ......" Zhang Tingting inhaled the cool air, sure enough, it still didn't work in jeans......

"It's okay, lie down slowly, and slowly put your legs together." Shangguan walked up to him and helped Zhang Tingting to lie down slowly, but fortunately, there was a carpet on the ground, and everyone was wearing socks all the time to step on it, and it was not dirty.

"Hey...... Ay...... Slow down...... Hiss~~~" Zhang Tingting pulled this is enough to choke, thanks to her dancing background, good flexibility, and after her legs slowly get up, she will feel much better after a while.

"How?" After Zhang Tingting lay down, he walked to the opposite side of her, hugged her thighs with both hands, and pressed gently, but the posture was not very elegant. Much like a yaksha exploring the sea......

Zhang Tingting's face turned red, and one leg broke free from the shackles of the upper functional. A kick in his chest: "Go away, don't take advantage of me." ”

Shangguan was kicked by this kick, and it was inexplicable at first, but after hearing this, thinking back to his previous posture, he couldn't help but hehe Zhile: "Rely on me, rely on me, see that you can kick me, it is estimated that there is nothing to do, stand up and walk two steps." ”

"You don't need to say it." Zhang Tingting bent her legs and slowly got up. The root of my thigh still hurts a little. After walking a few steps, it was much better, and when she returned to the sofa and sat down, Zhang Tingting glanced at the competent person fiercely: "Next time, whoever asks me to be a word horse, I will let him do jiujutsu!" ”

"That's not going to work." Shangguan shook his head: "The rules were set at the beginning, and you can only do what you can." I've said that you can't do a word, you can change a horse, who let you be reckless, who can you blame if you strain? ”

"You...... I ......" Zhang Tingting was speechless angrily.

Xiang Bei Bei smiled: "Forget it, she has always been like this, just get used to it." ”

"You're only two! Your whole family is two! Zhang Tingting was furious.

"But ......" Yunyu said weakly: "Sister Tingting can't do it, don't be reluctant!" My master said that if you want to hurry, you can't reach it, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and you can't ...... if you slap your swollen face and become fat."

"Shut up!" Zhang Tingting's head hurt and rubbed her temples: "Don't talk about your master." Who's next? Go on! I must take revenge! Zhang Tingting stared at the competent person: "Hmph! Hum! ”

Shangguan shook his hair: "Beibei, it's your turn." ”

"Hmm." Xiang Beibei smiled slightly and said, "Then let me tell me a simple riddle!" 1 + 111 = 121, play an idiom. ”

"Hmm......" everyone frowned, this puzzle seemed to be very difficult, and a math problem was actually an idiom. And that's not the right number! 1+111, it should be equal to 112, but the answer is 121, a difference of 9 points!

"What the hell is this?" Yunyu scratched his head: "I can't think of it." ”

Liu Zixuan also grabbed his hair again and again, and deliberately took a pen and paper to write the puzzle on the paper to see if he could find any connection between the numbers? This look really made Liu Zixuan see it, and immediately slapped the table: "I know!" One as ten! It's one as ten! ”…,

"Huh?" Shangguan and Zhang Tingting and Yunyu looked at the riddle, and then looked at the riddle, and suddenly realized, isn't it just one for ten! Take 1 as 10, that's why there is the answer 121.

Xiang Beibei smiled slightly: "That's right, it's one as ten." ”

"Haha, I won this time, I want to think, what should I do for you?" Liu Zixuan just wanted to be happy with everyone, and did not embarrass Beibei: "That's it!" You can just put on a little show. ”

"Oh? Oh, well! Xiang Beibei smiled and muttered, "What's so good about performing?" ”

After thinking about it, Xiang Beibei's eyes lit up, and he shook out a foldable fruit knife from his cuff, held the handle in his hand, and smiled: "I'll show the trick of the fruit knife!" ”

Under the gaze, Xiang Beibei smiled, and the fruit knife suddenly jumped alive in his hand, like a fingertip elf, the blade of the knife shone in the light of the cold, and turned flexibly on the fingers, such a skilled skill, everyone was stunned.

Liu Zixuan's eyes flashed, she has received the family's military-style management and training since she was a child, and she has usually learned to play daggers with people, but she has never played with fruit knives, I didn't expect fruit knives to be able to play like this, it is simply something that can only be seen in movies.

Shangguan is a capable person, he himself has the kung fu of D-level blades, and at this level, it is equivalent to being proficient in all eighteen blades, and it is very simple to play some tricks, but it is a pity that there is no one with C-level blades in the whole of North China, I am afraid that if you want to improve in the future, you can only learn through space, or go to other martial arts schools to find masters.

The performance was very short, it was over in ten seconds, Xiang Beibei put away the fruit knife, returned it to the sleeve along the cuffs, and said with a smile: "The performance is over, it's time for my husband next!" ”

"Oh? Good. "Shangguan can scratch his head, the first three appearances are all killed, and when it comes to himself, he can't lose.

After thinking about it for a long time, Shangguan smiled and said: "I also made a brain teaser, listen up: why does a woman wear high heels, it means that she is about to get married?" ”

"Is this a brain teaser?" The four girls all frowned, and Zhang Tingting thought for a long time without an answer: "You won't mess with us, right?" ”

"Am I that kind of person?" Shangguan Nengren pouted: "If you can't guess it, you can't guess it, don't rely on others to make it difficult." ”

"Humph! I can't believe it! Zhang Tingting lowered her head and continued to ponder, she really didn't want to lose to Shangguan in this kind of entertainment, she had already lost enough.

Half a minute later, Yunyu suddenly yelled twice and grabbed his hair: "I can't think of it!" Unexpected! Why didn't I think of any of them! ”

Liu Zixuan also sighed, and said helplessly: "I can't think of an answer either, it can't be that a woman can only wear high heels when she grows up, so she should get married earlier than a child, right?" ”

"That's definitely not right." Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Now many little girls dare to wear high heels when they are only a few years old, are they also about to get married?" ”

"I knew it." Liu Zixuan said helplessly: "I can't think of it, I admit defeat." ”

"I'm throwing in the towel." Yunyu was very frustrated: "The master obviously said that I am very smart, why can't I always guess it?" ”

Poor child, because the people around you at this time are all geniuses with first-class intelligence in the world! Although you are smart, you are a few levels worse than genius, and there is nothing wrong with losing.

After another half a minute, Shangguan was impatient: "I said, haven't you thought about it yet?" It's been two minutes. ”

"What's the hurry? Don't you think about it even if you don't see it? Zhang Tingting glared at the competent person, she seemed to have caught some inspiration just now, and she was troubled by the competent person, and the inspiration was gone.

Xiang Beibei did the same, shook his head helplessly and sighed: "Forget it, it's just a game, don't be so serious, I can't guess this question." ”…,

Shangguan Nengren smiled and looked at Zhang Tingting: "What's the matter, you still don't admit defeat?" Why don't we go home and sleep first, and you tell us the answer tomorrow? ”

"Humph!" Zhang Tingting glared at him fiercely, and slowly became frustrated: "Okay! You win. ”

"It would have been nice to say no sooner." Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Tell you!" The answer is: walking slowly in high heels makes it easy for men to catch up. ”

"This ......" Hearing the answer, all the women were stunned, but they felt that the answer was a bit far-fetched, Zhang Tingting snorted: "This is also a brain teaser?" I think it's just nonsense, this question doesn't count, let's move on. ”

"Hey! I said, "No, you!" You've all counted it before, but don't you count it to me? It doesn't make sense. ”

"It's your question, it's not right!"

"Then you tell me, what's wrong? I said it was a brain teaser, who did you think you could rely on? If you can't afford to play, don't play, find any excuses. ”

"Who...... Who can't afford to play? Zhang Tingting admitted that she was a little nonsense, and said angrily: "If you lose, you lose, let's say!" What do you want us to do? If you let us do a body stretch, see how I teach you! ”

"Hehe......" Shangguan touched his nose, he really wanted to say this just now, watching the four girls stretch their delicate bodies together, the beauty of that kind of body must be very eye-catching.

"What about the four of you...... Hehe, give me a shoulder pinch and a leg thump. ”

In the eyes of the women, Shangguan Nengren was laughing so lewd and so unbeaten at the moment, I couldn't wait to put him with a stick, stuff him in a sack, and throw him into the river to feed Wang Ba.

Xiang Beibei's eyes narrowed, and he walked behind the competent man with a smile, and gently pinched his shoulder: "Husband, are you comfortable?" ”

"Comfortable." Shangguan is very moved, or Bei Bei is obedient!

"You guys, don't be on the bill! This is what you can do, it's much better than you being a one-word horse! ”

Yun Yu smiled, jumped over and knelt beside Shangguan's left leg, and gently pounded: "Brother Shangguan, do you see the strength?" ”

"Well, yes, yes." Shangguan is a capable person, and the angry Zhang Tingting can't let him taste the power of the 800t sledgehammer!

Liu Zixuan reluctantly walked to the right leg of the competent person and gently beat his leg.

Shangguan is so comfortable! Lift your feet up and put them on the coffee table: "Tingting, come and pinch your feet for the master." ”