Chapter 55: The Word Horse

Zhang Hai knew that this was an eviction order: "Then you have a good rest, I'll go out first." ”

He was polite on his lips, but he scolded secretly in his heart: Damn! This is Lao Tzu's house! was actually ordered to be evicted by a guest! Who's the master?

After Zhang Hai went out, Liu Guozhan said to the bodyguard: "You should rest early!" ”

The bodyguard nodded coolly, coolly took out tyrannosaurus sunglasses, put them on the bridge of his nose coolly, and walked out of the guest room coolly.

Liu Guozhan: "......"

"Phew!" Liu Guozhan spitted: "Pretending to be struck by lightning!" ”

After gesturing his middle finger at the door panel for a long time, Liu Guozhan lay down tiredly, thinking about what happened before, sighed lightly, and smiled bitterly: "The juniors and grandchildren dare to scold me, I really live more and more, these two girls are really confidants, and they don't have a big or small energy......"

The words were divided into two ends, and after hanging up the phone, Shangguan Ren sighed and looked at Liu Zixuan a little embarrassed: "This...... Zixuan, I was a little excited just now, don't care. ”

Liu Zixuan shook his head, stood up and walked in front of the competent person, and under the stunned gaze of everyone, he pounced on the competent person and gave him a warm hug.

Pounding the back of the functional person hard, Liu Zixuan couldn't help but shout: "You bastard!" From now on, you will be my iron buddy! A word from the mountain of swords and the sea of fire! ”

"Uh......" The competent person squinted at Xiang Beibei and Zhang Tingting, with an expression of 'it has nothing to do with me', and smiled at Beibei and Zhang Tingting in unison, but didn't care.

Wow, he covered his eyes with both hands, and opened his fingers: "Sister Zixuan, you are too unrestrained, you actually pushed Brother Shangguan back." ”

At this time, Shangguan was lying on the sofa on his back, and Liu Zixuan pressed on him. Tap the ground with one foot. The other leg is straddling the waist of the superior man, and it really looks like it is pushing backwards.

"Ahem, ahem!" Shangguan Nengren took Liu Zixuan's shoulders with both hands and pushed outward, his face as righteous as Bao Gong. was as sullen as a panda, and said sternly: "I think I am an official and lacks morality, and I only do things like stealing chickens and touching dogs on weekdays." There are sores on the top of my head, pus on the soles of my feet, and a bad guy like me, how can there be such a beautiful woman who wants to push me back? Little sister, you read it wrong, we just have a pure relationship. ”

"......" The four women all sweated a lot.

"Who's going to you!" Liu Zixuan punched Shangguan Nengren's shoulder, endured a smile, and said coquettishly: "I'm a woman, okay, you're talented!" ”

Zhang Tingting smiled: "That's it." looks like a woman, it should be Lala. ”

Squinted at Beibei, and said with a smile: "Don't make jokes." Rare housewarming. If everyone can get together, why don't we play some games together? Add a little festivity. ”

"Games? Yes, yes! As soon as he heard that he was playing a game, he immediately shouted: "What game to play?" How much is a round? ”

Sweat......

Xiang Beibei smiled and shook his head: "How about we guess the riddle?" Or a brain teaser can also be, everyone takes turns to solve the question, whoever answers it first wins, the winner can ask the fascinated person to do one thing, such as singing and dancing, learning to call a monkey, etc., as long as it is within his ability, you can do it, but if no one guesses the answer, the fascinated person wins, you can ask three people to do one thing, how about it? ”

"Okay!" There are no comments.

"Sounds interesting." Zhang Tingting nodded: "Count me in." ”

Liu Zixuan was in a good mood and said with a smile: "Everyone agrees, how can I spoil everyone's interest?" ”

"Hmm." Shangguan nodded and said, "I have no opinion, who to start?" ”

"I'll come first! I'll come first! "Raise your hands high.

Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "Okay, you come first, let's come out of the question!" ”

"Uh-huh." Nodding his head again and again, he thought for a while, and said with a smile: "I'll make a brain teaser and see which of you can guess." ”…,

Clear your throat: "Chu Chu's birthday is on March 30, may I ask what year is March 30?" ”

"Hmm......" The four of them fell into deep thought.

March 30...... It seems that this day is every year! How can this be guessed?

"Hehe......" saw that his question stumped everyone, and proudly crossed Erlang's legs: "I can't guess it!" Let's throw in the towel! ”

Xiang Beibei frowned slightly, then stretched out, and smiled: "It's March 30 every year." ”

Uh......s face fell.

Xiang Beibei squinted his eyes and smiled, "Did I guess right?" ”

Reluctantly said: "By the way, you win, but this is just an appetizer, and no one will try to guess my next question." ”

At this time, the three of Shangguan people patted their heads together, and after listening to the answer, the three of them realized that they really didn't turn their brains, the birthday on March 30, doesn't it celebrate the birthday on this day every year! It's a failure to think about such an easy question for so long without an answer.

"Hehe, since I won, then I can ask you to do what you can, are you ready?" Xiang Beibei smiled, like a little fox who was greeting the chicken, shivered, and said fearfully: "You said it, you have to do what you can, and you can't ask me to do what I can't do." ”

Xiang Beibei laughed and said, "You must be able to do it." ”

"Alright then!" A look of generosity and righteousness: "Say it! ”

"Hmm......" Xiang Bei pointed at the green jade and tapped his rounded chin, and smiled: "You come and dance!" ”

"Dancing?" As soon as I heard it, I was happy: "Hehe, dancing is my forte, look at me." ”

Shangguan Nengren looked at it and said with a smile: "Not bad! Come on, everyone, quack! ”

The women smiled and applauded together, in the applause of everyone, standing in the center of the living room with high interest, humming a tune in their mouths, their bodies trembled slightly, swaying briskly, everyone looked at it, they all understood, this is the Miao dance, the Miao dance is different from other dances, has its own unique characteristics, such as hands on both sides of the hips, swinging left and right, the small foot step is very small, and the body is always trembling and shaking, which are not available in other dances.

Because a small performance is good, I only danced for one minute and then finished the action, kneeling on one knee with my hands on the ground and putting it on my sides, the movement was very beautiful.

"Good!" Don't look very ordinary, but the figure is outstanding, the dancing posture is beautiful, and it won a round of applause.

"Hehe...... everyone's applause made him smile very proudly: "Thank you." ”

"Okay!" When she sat down, Zhang Tingting pinched her little face and said with a smile: "You dance so well, I see that many domestic dancers are not as good as you." ”

"Hehe, thank you Sister Tingting for your encouragement, in fact, my dancing is nothing, my master's dancing is beautiful! Just like the fairies in the sky. He smiled shyly.

"Oh? Is your master a well-known dancer? Zhang Tingting asked, as a girl who also likes to dance, Zhang Tingting is very curious about her master.

"It's not." Shaking his head, he smiled and said, "My master is an ordinary person, he just likes to dance." ”

"Oh?" Zhang Tingting sighed: "Sure enough, the master is in the people, if you meet her in the future, you must ask for advice." ”

"yes, okay." nodded, and hurriedly urged: "Let's continue!" Who's next? "On the left hand side is Zhang Tingting, on the right hand side is Liu Zixuan, on the right side of Liu Zixuan is a competent person, and on the right side of a competent person is Xiang Beibei.

Shangguan said: "Let's go clockwise!" Tingting, it's your turn. ”

"Okay." Zhang Tingting nodded and thought about it seriously, after all, she didn't want to lose if she had to do one thing if she lost.

After thinking for about ten seconds, Zhang Tingting said: "I'll also make a brain teaser!" Well, listen up: a bull plus a cow, guess three words. ”…,

"Cut!" While others were thinking, Shangguan was able to pout: "Do you still need to guess!" Two cows! Also bulls and cows! Even if you have two shemale cows, they are still two cows. ”

"You!" Zhang Tingting vomited blood angrily, she didn't expect that her brain teaser that she had been thinking about for a long time would be cracked so easily, and what was even more infuriating was the attitude of the competent person, who dared to despise Miss Ben, and was angry!

"Wow! It turned out to be two cows! I thought one male and one female were two sons! These words made everyone laugh, and Zhang Tingting also laughed angrily.

Shangguan Nengren smiled and said, "I won this time!" ”

Zhang Tingting rolled her eyes: "What's the matter, you'll cry later." ”

Shangguan Nengren shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said, "Okay! Then you have a word horse! Hey, don't you love to dance! The flexibility of the body should be good, let's take a look. ”

Last year, a photo on the Internet went viral on Weibo, the scene in the photo is a university dormitory, a girl wearing a white vest and ballet shoes, one foot on the bottom of the iron ladder of the bed, the other foot on the top of the ladder of the opposite bunk, pressing out a standard 'one-word horse'.

After spreading on the Internet, the "one-word horse girl" quickly aroused the imitation of all kinds of beauties, and female netizens uploaded various photos of pressing the "one-word horse" in the bedroom. Press the barbell on both ankles and play 'one horse', play on the desk, play on the gutter...... All kinds of shapes, only you can't think of them, and there is nothing they can't pose.

Shangguan people have also seen that photo, but the girl who imitated it in the back doesn't have the taste of the girl in white, it's just Dongshi's imitation, and now Shangguan people want to see what Zhang Tingting's posing horse will taste like?

Zhang Tingting has a good figure, no worse than a horse girl, and her chest is more upright, but unfortunately it is still spring, and the weather is not hot enough.