Chapter Seventy-Seven: Yu Ji

Of course, because it is the school that cuts the ribbon, only a small part of Lao Zhang's students come, if he has all the students he has taught, and then exile them to Mars in less than half a year, he will be able to create a human civilization immediately. From politicians and scientists working on uranium-235, to mayors, bureaus, engineers, carpenters, tailors, and thugs, there are all the elements that need to maintain a balanced development of the human world.

I found Lao Zhang, and saw that he was dressed in a formal tunic and was surrounded by a long group of stars and moons, he saw me, beckoned me over, introduced me one by one, and then whispered in my ear while they were not paying attention: "You have to maintain these people." ”

Lao Zhang and his students, has been out of the normal category of teachers and students, Lao Zhang is a special teacher, to the present deposit is 4300 yuan, every time he teaches a student, it is almost one more son or daughter, so many years, he does not know how much money for the students to put in, some are poor at home can not afford to buy this and that, some are simply out of love, among his students, the most promising is the secretary of a provincial party secretary, the most unproductive, street fighting gangsters, like all teachers.

But one of the biggest miracles created by Lao Zhang is that none of the students he has taught said that he is bad, in fact, for example, you will understand right away, Baozi does not say that he is bad......

There are still a lot of VIPs in other classrooms, but all the heavyweights have gathered in this room, and there are many students in this room who are not Lao Zhang, and Lao Zhang asked his students to pull them over, and he is playing with his old face to help me this time.

I also quietly asked him, "Why are you helping me so much?" ”

Lao Zhang didn't speak, and squeezed my hand hard, the meaning was very clear: You have to work hard, otherwise Lao Tzu won't be able to spare you!

Today's main content is three: cutting the ribbon, holding a meeting, and watching a performance.

In order to lay a good foundation for the school in the future, Lao Zhang had to put those long heads to the front, and finally someone came up with an idea, Lao Zhang and a few long people had a pair of scissors in their hands, and the colored silk was broken into thousands of pieces.

Then there was a meeting, Lao Zhang pushed back and forth, and finally sat in the middle, his left is the director of education, on the right is the deputy director of the Cultural Bureau, and so on, the various departments, associations, and organizations sat down in turn, the 15-meter-long rostrum was stunned and did not sit down, and then had to ask the representative of the philatelic association to sit under the left rostrum, and the representative of the pigeon association to sit under the right rostrum. This was also arranged by White Lotus.

Below, 300 as students to attend, they sat in the auditorium from the morning, all of them were as tall as javelins, and they saw the guests praise them, but it was bitter Yan Jingsheng, in order to play the so-called "exemplary" role, he sat together, half an hour later, sweating, 40 minutes later, his eyebrows trembled, 2 hours have passed, he has been wooden, and now there is an old farmer knocking cigarette ash on his back, it is estimated that the voice is "Bang Bang".

There are also 50 apprentices brought by the tiger sitting in the audience, saying that they are apprentices, they are simply 51 babies with tigers, all of them are also blue scalps, fat and strong, including the 12 who have done it with us last time, they are quite convinced by Li Jingshui and Wei Tiezhu, and the people who came with them pointed and introduced the two people sitting in the team.

There are also some people who come with various purposes, most of them want to talk to me about business, such a big school, there is no place to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation in the future, once this regular customer is pulled over, it will be a big deal. What I didn't expect was that Liu Bang also came, and he was carrying a woman, and when I looked closely, it was the black widow I met from dancing that night.

Liu Bang pointed at me and denounced: "Don't tell me about such a big thing, if you don't come with Fengfeng, I wouldn't know." ”

Black widow Feng Feng said in surprise: "You know? ”

Liu Bang told her: "Xiaoqiang is my brother. ”

Feng Feng said excitedly: "Ah, that's a family, this is my business card......"

I took it and looked at it, and it said "Guo Tianfeng, Chairman of Tianfeng Garment Co., Ltd."

Don't say it, this Guo Tianfeng is also well-known locally: no matter how pirated and genuine clothes are in Futailu, more than half of the goods are imported from her. Unexpectedly, Liu Bang also had a very large little rich woman.

The second sentence that Guo Tianfeng said to me was: "Ah, your students' clothes are too ugly, right, is the eldest brother getting into the new batch?" ”

I hurriedly said, "Just call me Xiaoqiang." "I looked at the 300, they were still wearing the labor reform clothes I bought for 50 yuan, and their hair was repaired in batches to the old shaver in Yaocun, it was a cool pot cover, these 300 people sat there neatly, and then put on that kind of clothes, no wonder many people thought that this was a probationary activity carried out by a certain detention center as soon as they entered the auditorium.

I asked Guo Tianfeng: "Do you have any cheap ones?" ”

"Are you really good to these students, or are you going to be cheap?" Guo Tianfeng asked me rhetorically.

I immediately said, "I'm nice to them - but I want a cheap one." ”

Liu Bang interjected and said, "Fengfeng, aren't you a newcomer?" ”

The black widow glanced at him and said, "I'm Li Ning!" ”

I hurriedly said, "I can't afford Li Ning." ”

Liu Bang said: "Where is Li Ning written, why didn't I see it?" ”

The black widow said: "Of course it's not Li Ning, it's not written, isn't it just written......" She saw that Liu Bang couldn't stand up in front of me, so she said to me, "Hey, forget it, if you don't write it, I'll sell it to you as an ordinary sportswear." ”

I was very happy, and after a long time, I quietly touched her and whispered: "Sister-in-law, can I write the words and sell them at the ordinary price?" ”

A sister-in-law called the black widow in a smooth mood, and said happily, "Okay." ”

At this time, the conference began under the auspices of the Lotus Master, first of all, Comrade Director was invited to speak, Comrade Director is level, starting from the 98 flood fight, over to the earthquake a few days ago, and then 10 years of review, eight honors and eight shames, harmonious society, the last touch: difficulties are temporary, development is eternal, under the premise of such a harmonious social environment, education is the most important, the completion of the school is very happy and ......

Before Comrade Director finished speaking, a group of people slipped in from the door of the auditorium, and when they saw that the people were full, they all jumped from the last row to the middle, occasionally mixed with the noise of "Brother Junyi, sit here" and "Doctor Anshen, come and sit here - hey, you go over there": Who else can there be besides the heroes of Liangshan?

The people on the rostrum frowned together, I pressed my hands down at the heroes, and then they jumped to the seats and sat down, and some of them stood at the end and chatted without jumping in, I saw the tiger following Dong Ping, but Dong Ping was talking and laughing with Dai Zong, and ignored him at all.

The venue finally quieted down, and the director was not interested, so he gave the microphone to Principal Zhang after a few simple words, and Principal Zhang looked left and right, no one said that he wanted to speak, Principal Zhang cleared his throat and said: "Next, I invite the legal representative of Yucai Wenwu School, Director Xiao Qiang Xiao to give you two words." ”

I was stupid all of a sudden, if I want to say that I worry the most about this school, then I am the one who deserves it, but I am in the name of helping my friends, my identity is similar to a dog's leg, I never thought of going to the rostrum to say a few words, the only time I spoke on the rostrum was because of that stealing the exam papers, but because of this, I learned a way to break the glass and not make a sound, and the time will not ......

Shi Qian came back in the morning, and I had to ask him if he heard me call him that day, and he crawled on Tony Leung's head and felt that he was also a wrist?

Principal Zhang saw that I was wooden, and beckoned to me on it, and the white lotus whispered apologetically, "I'm sorry, I forgot to arrange your seat on it." ”

I waved my hand at Principal Zhang again and again, and the heroes began to coax, Zhang Shun and the Ruan brothers appeared mysteriously with Ni Siyu, and Zhang Shun did not forget to shout: "Xiaoqiang, come one!" ”

Yan Jingsheng didn't know where to get his wit, and took the lead in applauding, followed by 300 neat and loud applause......

I knew that I couldn't go up if I didn't go up, so I had to walk up to the stage, Principal Zhang stood up and motioned for me to sit there, I hurriedly held him down, took the microphone and blew it and said, "I only have one sentence to say......"

The audience was silent.

"One counts as one, and you can eat at noon!"

People were stunned, looking at each other, and then the first thing that came was the thunderous cheers and cheers of the villagers outside the auditorium......

In the midst of the noise, with the cooperation of the athletes' march, the sweaty White Lotus announced the end of the meeting, and the performance time begins......

Many of them thought that it would take at least an hour to go, and they had already automatically entered a state of drowsiness, and after being stunned, they knew that I had finished speaking, and patted me on the shoulder approvingly, and President Zhang twisted me hard, but it didn't seem to be angry.

The first program is 300, I have already informed Yan Jingsheng to prepare, after the White Lotus finished reporting behind the scenes, Xu Delong gave an order, and 300 iron and blood "collapsed" collectively stood up, divided into two groups from both sides of the rostrum that had been changed into a stage, and lined up into two phalanxes, I saw that Yan Jingsheng was already walking a bit like the tin man in "The Wizard of Oz", probably sitting stiff.

The 12 kung fu men who had fought with Li Jingshui and the two of them were excitedly talking to their accomplices, they probably thought that 300 was going to perform a group fight.

300 stood together, it really shocked a lot of people, they had never seen such a mighty and fast student, and then 300 was divided into two groups of opposites, looking at each other firmly, magnificent, it was really a bit like the meaning of fighting, plus this is a civil and martial arts school, the people in the audience are full of expectations.

Yan Jingsheng walked to the middle of the two teams, and Xu Delong gave the order: "Turn left and right!" ”

"Collapse" 300 turned to Yan Jingsheng at the same time.

The audience was in an uproar: Could it be that this Sven young man wants to perform 1v300 peerless kung fu?

Now I'm also confused, what is Yan Jingsheng going to do?

At this time, Yan Jingsheng stretched out his hands and led the singing: "We all have a home, ready-" waved his hand, "Qi!" ”

300 singing: "We all have a family name called China, there are many brothers and sisters, and the scenery is good......"

Everyone fell to the ground, and it turned out to be a chorus for a long time.

I saw that many of the leaders in the first row had their heads on the table without regard for decency.

Later, the apprentices of the tiger went up and chopped a bunch of bricks, and the leaders turned their anger into joy, and when the two little female apprentices of Duchenne went up and danced a modern dance, the whole audience was happy.

After dancing with another girl, Tiehua said with a smile: "The two of us are just throwing bricks and stones, and we will invite real dancers to perform for everyone." ”

I thought Duchenne was going to play, but I saw a gorgeous chick flying from the audience, she was wearing a jingling beaded curtain dress, revealing a small waist, a thin veil as light as a floating cloud blocked the lower half of her face, revealing only a pair of crystal eyes with a slight coolness. Look like a medieval Arab girl.

Then she swung her waist slightly, her arms slowly rose like willows sprouting in spring, and the bead curtain made a crisp sound, which was extremely beautiful.

I still don't know what kind of dance she dances, but I remember that this chick with a slightly cool look can shock the audience when she dances with half of her face, including the 300 Yue family iron blood who are not close to women, the group of rebellious bandits, and those who have seen the world for this long and long......

I couldn't see myself in the audience, my eyes narrowed into a brick crack, thinking about asking for her phone number with Tiehua, Liu Bang is Liu Bang after all, he naturally glanced at the stage a few times, and then looked at the black widow with infatuation, this kid, so soon to empathize and say goodbye.

At this time, I don't know where it came from, a gust of wind blew away the tulle that the beauty covered the lower half of her face, and many people in the audience saw it clearly, she was a beauty, but she was not amazing, her face was a little thinner.

However, at this glimpse, Liu Bang's face changed greatly, he raised a hand and pointed at the stage, unable to say a word.

The black widow said with jealousy, "Pretty, isn't it? ”

Liu Bang still maintained that posture in shock, not moving, I saw something unusual, and asked quietly, "What's wrong?" ”

After a long time, Liu Bang gently spit out two words in shock: "Yu Ji!" ”

(To be continued)