Chapter 378: It's cool for a while

"It's so cute! I just thought Pikachu was cute, but now I know that this little thing is so cute, I just love it!"

During the speechless period of Zero, a large number of of all kinds have emerged in the live broadcast room, who were conquered by Pikachu's cute appearance and cute behavior, and began to use all kinds of rewards and barrages to express their love for Pikachu, and did not realize that these barrages, Pikachu could neither see nor understand.

"Fuck off, the nympho guy in front! Pikachu is mine! Don't want to rob me!"

Pikachu is Miss Zero's, you can try it, I can't kill you!"

"I don't have to have this one, there are a lot of Pikachus in this world! If you really can't do it, why don't you just buy other Pikachus? It's just a third-level magical beast, and it's still very dangerous to raise, right?"

"The third-level demonic beast is not dangerous? You have watched too much of Teacher Ling's live broadcast, right? Even if the great demonic master does not open the magic shield, it is easy to be bitten off by the third-level demonic beast!"

In other words, if Lao Tzu wants to raise a fun pet, he must first learn martial arts to prevent his pet from accidentally killing himself?"

"That's right...... After all, pets are kept by their side day and night, and it is impossible to watch out for each other every second, relying on magic is not very reliable, and being strong is the last word!"

"Aren't there some sealing collars on the market, the kind that can greatly suppress the strength of the Demon Beast?"

"That collar can only suppress the magic strength! The physical strength of the demonic beast itself is dissolved in the bloodline, and there is no way to reduce it! If the old brother upstairs pins his hopes on sealing the collar, I'm afraid he can only raise a spiritual and illusionary demonic beast!"

"With all due respect, brother, the vast majority of the spiritual illusion system monsters are some kind of demons, ghosts, ghosts, spirits, and the like, one is more terrifying than the other, and one looks stranger than the other, and the bloody double-bullet gas you saw before can already be regarded as cute things in the spiritual system!

“...... Then I still don't raise it, the dog's life is important, and the life of the dog is important!"

"But I think ha, even if you really become a martial artist, you may not be able to raise such a cute Pikachu!"

"Indeed...... This Pikachu is remarkably cute, because the other party is strong and intelligent, and can rely on body language and barking to complete communication with humans without any obstacles.

"Speaking of this, I suddenly remembered, I've heard of someone raising this kind of electric control mouse before! But the electric bag on the face of this thing, if it can't be self-controlled, it will discharge, and there have been many incidents of electric injuries and even electrocution of the owner, and over time, no one will raise it!"

"So, don't daydream, just look at other people's cute things! This world of face-seeking! Pikachu is obviously comparing the size of other mice, and is doing very obscene things like an exhibitionist, but everyone agrees that it is super cute! It's too unfair to other creatures!"

"Desperate! Desperate for this continent where even the appearance of the Demon Beast has to be judged!"

"The old brother in front doesn't have to be so cynical, the so-called cuteness is justice, just get used to it! Compared to people, the atmosphere of looking at faces in Warcraft is still relatively weak, you see that Pikachu and the male Thunder Quir failed to compare the size, and the female didn't even pay attention to it!"

"Seeing Pikachu suddenly have such low self-esteem, I really feel so distressed!"

"It's okay, right? A stupid optimist like this would forget about it in a few minutes, not to mention that those high-end thunder quill moules were eaten in front of Pikachu's eyes, which can be regarded as a bad breath, right?"

"23333 equipment high-end ...... When I saw this four-headed dragon, I was thinking, how much pleasure this kind of wriggling and rotating device would bring to the female!"

"You're the devil in front! I managed to control myself from thinking nonsense, and I felt like I was wet when I heard your specific description!"

"Approve +1"

"Agree +2"

"can't die well!"

"Brothers, I'm a toy that people love to play with, and in this moment, I feel like I've found a huge business opportunity!"

"You're all too obscene! Don't you have anything else in your head but the four-headed dragon?

"What's so nice about the crocodile, does it also have high-end equipment?"

“......”

The body length of this crocodile can be said to be longer than any common crocodile on the mainland, from the mouth to the limbs to the tail, and the muscles in every place are much larger than ordinary crocodiles. Of course, this is also a matter of course, the active period of the dragon crocodile is the same age as the dinosaurs, and there is no body that is twice as good, but it can't rob those behemoths.

The size of the male thunder quill is not very large, and it is similar to an ordinary earth dog, but it can't chew it, swallowing such a big thing in one go, even the dragon crocodile can't do it as if nothing happened, after forcibly swallowing the thunder quidnid, it did not choose to dive back into the water, and continued to disguise a piece of dead wood, but stretched its hideous body, slowly climbed ashore, and lay on its stomach in a relatively dry place, motionless.

Under the sunlight of the forest, the dragon crocodile, the apex predator of the jungle, can be seen at a glance:

First of all, the most conspicuous is the hideous iron armor that covers it from head to tail, which protects every part of the body very thoroughly, whether it is the thickness of the scales or the intricate and mysterious runes on it, it shows that the opponent's defense is very good in both physics and magic. These nail leaves do not only have a simple protective effect, on both sides of the crocodile's spine, there is a row of sharp, narrow bony protrusions, just like a piece of knife, just looking at it feels extremely lethal! The most important thing is that this dragon crocodile also has a blue electric light flowing on its body, using its body as a circuit to travel back and forth, crackling endlessly, and the surrounding air is electrolyzed and fresh.

Zero observed the Thunder Dragon Crocodile for a while before asking Ling Mo in a low voice:

"Daddy, this guy...... It looks quite powerful, but in this Jurassic Park, is it at the bottom of the food chain?"

Ling Mo laughed silently, touched Zero's head, and smiled with relief: "Have you finally understood some of the laws of nature? Tell me, how did you see this?"

"Because...... Its armor is too powerful, for a high-end predator, this thing is obviously just a burden!" Receiving Ling Mo's affirmation, Zero was very happy, but his face was still not revealed: "Such a heavy shell can only limit one's speed and make it difficult to pursue the prey, and those spikes and bony protrusions on the back are not so much to be used in the process of predation, but to protect themselves when they are preyed!" In the process of natural evolution, such a hideous full-body armor has evolved, this dragon crocodile, ordinary life must be very hard......"

"Very good, very good analysis!" Ling Mo did not hesitate to praise his words, and said: "Many people see the modern crocodile and think it is very powerful, so they take it for granted that the other party was also a terrible predator in ancient times. But in fact, on the contrary, the various remaining characteristics of modern crocodiles, such as hard armor, soft belly, spines, etc., just confirm that they were originally like Triceratops and Stegosaurus, and belong to the category of predators!"

"If I were to list the defects of the crocodile that are not suitable for predation, then I can list one or twenty for you! The funniest of them is that although the crocodile's mouth has a very strong bite force, the tension of the mouth is very weak, and if you tie a rubber band to its mouth, the mouth of this thing will not be able to open! Second, the crocodile's jaw can only move up and down, and cannot twist left and right, resulting in it being unable to chew, and can only swallow the food.

After knowing the true status of this thunder dragon crocodile in the dinosaur world, when Zero went to see it again, it was inevitable that there would be a trace of pity in his sight. And the thunder dragon crocodile in front of him is also very cooperative, obviously after eating and drinking enough to bask on the shore to rest warmly, but it seems to be lamenting its bumpy fate, from the big eyes, continuous dripping of large tears, and with its wrinkled sad little expression, there are really so many beings are bitter and affectionate.

"I've heard it many times, but this is the first time I've seen it with my own eyes. Zero said with a slight excitement: "In my impression, the crocodile will cry as soon as it comes ashore, the reason is that it has a layer of instantaneous membrane on its eyes, which can be used as swimming goggles to prevent sewage or seawater from irritating the eyes when it is underwater.

No, this is the most widely circulated statement, but in fact it is completely false. Ling Mo directly denied Zero's speculation and said: "This assumption has a premise, which is that 'crocodiles' eyes will cry when they are stimulated', and the habits of crocodiles are deduced from the characteristics of human beings, which translates typical empirical mistakes." In fact, crocodile's eyes will never shed tears because of stimulation, I have eaten crocodiles during my time in the Warcraft Rainforest, and when I was bored, I once squeezed all kinds of things such as onion juice, chili pepper water, mustard sauce and so on into the crocodile's eyes, and my eyes were almost blind, and this guy didn't shed a single tear. (Note 1)"

"The real reason is that the crocodile only sheds tears after eating, because the normal salinity in its body is low, and after eating other foods, the salinity of the blood rises, and in order to expel the salt, it shrinks there and weeps. It is precisely because of this habit of crying when eating that some backward tribes believe that crocodiles are a kind of compassionate predators with compassion and compassion. ”

"Hehe, how did I hear a faint resentment from my father's words?" Listening to this, Zero suddenly chuckled, looked at Ling Mo with bright big eyes, and said: "Let Dad say this, the body of the crocodile seems to be useless, but in the era of mass extinction, the race that survived to the end and became more and more flourishing was the crocodile, not the dinosaur! There must be a reason, right?"

Unexpectedly, his lovely daughter would know herself so well in just a few days, and she could hear her original intention, Ling Mo was silent for a while, sighed, and said with deep resentment: "Of course, this is because...... Jealousy. ”

"Jealousy?!"

Daddy mean, he's jealous of a crocodile?!

I didn't expect it to be such an answer, and Zero was blinded for a while.

Ling Mo didn't care about Zero's reaction, and said to himself: "Do you know, in the early and middle stages of martial arts, the requirements for food and energy are extremely high, and even in the later stage, they only manage to store the energy they usually eat, and the actual energy consumption is still very perverted. When I was not strong, there was no one to guide me in my cultivation, and I often suffered from hunger because of this. At that time, the creature I hated and envied the most was the crocodile. ”

"This guy is obviously a predator like me, but he can last dozens of days when he eats a meal! If that meal is eaten well, it can even last for half a year! Not only ordinary crocodiles, but even those powerful fifth- and sixth-level crocodile demonic beasts have also inherited this characteristic, especially anti-hunger, and they don't reduce their combat effectiveness much! I have spent a long time studying crocodiles, hoping to find a way to improve martial arts from them, but I finally found ......"

Speaking of this, Ling Mo pointed to the Thunder Dragon Crocodile who was trying to open his mouth, and then 'vomited', spitting out a large stone from his throat, and said hatefully:

"After my research with a few friends with strong technical strength, I found that the reason why the crocodile is so hungry is because it has an enzyme in its body that is more active and contains oxygen than the human body is hundreds of times stronger!

"Thanks to this enzyme, crocodiles hardly get sick, see? Even if they eat stones for diving, they won't spoil their stomach and intestines due to infection; HIV, which can defeat the body's immune system, is a nutrient in the crocodile's body, and it can't make any waves at all! But the fuck is that once this enzyme is introduced into the human body, it will reduce the metabolic speed at a crazy rate, and even the thinking will slow down, and it will be delayed into a fool with a ping value of 10,000ms to external stimuli! After knowing the truth, I felt ...... Alas!!"

“......”

Zero, who skipped the early stage of martial arts and had difficulty empathizing with Ling Mo's words, laughed dryly, and quickly changed the topic: "Speaking of which, how does this Thunder Dragon Crocodile taste? The crocodile looks similar to a lizard, and the taste of the Thunder Dragon Crocodile may be similar to that of a Thunder Monitor Lizard, right? Dad, don't you like Thunder Monitor Lizard the most? Would you like one to try?"

"No, it's very unpalatable, and although it looks like a lizard, the crocodile's close relatives are birds. Recovering from the loss, Ling Mo's gaze fell on the Thunder Dragon Crocodile, and suddenly remembered something, got up and said: "Although the meat is not delicious, the lower body of the Dragon Crocodile is a mass of collagen hidden in the body, which is much purer than abalone or something! Don't you girls like beauty and beauty? I'll go get you two bunches to try now!"

“......”

This is revenge, right? This is definitely revenge for my daughter who guessed her mind and said it without eyes, right?!

Looking at Ling Mo's swift back, Zero hesitated for a long time, but still didn't say the words "leave the eggs in her hands", her heart was constantly praying, praying that the things that Ling Mo would get back in a while would not be too far beyond her tolerance!