Chapter 377: The First Minor Temptation After the New Year (Part II)
Seeing Pikachu with a misty lewd smile on his face, swaying close to the female Thunder Quill Mole, as the owner, Zero's mood at this time was extremely complicated.
Without him, no matter from which angle you look at it, Pikachu is a cute thing that is alive and well, with a round head, a round body, and round limbs, from beginning to end, there is no place that is not cute, and if you are analogous to a human, your appearance can at least be 9.5 points! And what about this thunder quirver? The appearance of the miniature anteater is also a bit cute, but it also gives people a weird and absurd feeling, especially the long, pig's nose, and the forked tail that is longer than the snake letter, which will make people feel ...... It's disgusting.
is such a handsome guy who is smaller than Xiao Xianrou, he is actually drunk and disorderly, and he wants to go to that very mediocre thunder quill mole! Zero's current mood is just like his most beloved son who is excellent in character and learning all the way 211/985/Double First-class Bachelor's and Master's Doctor, and a little handsome, but in the end he was inserted in Sister Feng's cow dung, unhappy, very unhappy.
Although she was unhappy to a certain extent, as a very reasonable person, Zero still tried her best to restrain herself and did not interfere with Pikachu's 'normal' behavior as a Warcraft, because she deeply knew that the aesthetics of Warcraft were very different from those of humans, and the miserable blue flash butterfly that was beautiful in the eyes of humans may be classified as a village girl because its wings are too large and easy to be preyed on/its mouthparts are too small to penetrate into the stamens to forage for food.
Pikachu was a little drunk at this time, but he was able to provoke its instinctive impulses, and there must be something about this female thunder quill mole that touched her heartstrings. Zero comforted herself in her heart, she stared at Pikachu intently, ready to take it into her arms and comfort it as soon as it was pricked by the spikes all over the Thunderrod Mole, and strive to brush up on her favorability to the full value.
As a happy monster, of course Pikachu didn't have so many ideas, and it took about half a minute to take a fairy step of seven retreats and eight advances, and Pikachu finally got on the body of the female thunder quill mole, and fanned the other party's face with a lightning-like tail, as if it had finished the foreplay, just as it was about to lift the gun to the rat, a big foot stretched out from the oblique thorn, with exactly the same force, Kicked it on the ass from the exact same angle, kicked it out of the way, rolled on the ground a few times, and also exposed its soft belly!
Now, Pikachu is really angry! It is surrounded by electric light, and under the effect of electric light, its golden hair stands upside down, and it looks like a vigilant hedgehog from a distance! It shook its head left and right, and after sobering up a little, it turned its gaze viciously to the previous position, and threatened viciously:
"Bika Bika!!"
What daring bastard dares to spoil Uncle Ben's good deeds, don't you know what a heinous thing it is to make Uncle Ben dissatisfied?!
As he spoke, Pikachu fixed his eyes and saw that a much larger thunder renil appeared next to the female thunder quill just now, and saw that Pikachu was wrapped in electric light, and it was not afraid to prop up the spikes all over its body, and the tips of the thorns were also entangled with electric light, and Pikachu was-for-tat!
This large thunder quill mole protected the previous female thunder quill mole behind him, with a face of 'this guy is my cover, do you have any opinion', and at the same time did not forget to pick a spicy eggplant fruit, gnaw open the shell, and suck it slowly, which is completely 'Lao Tzu is kicking you, what can you do with Lao Tzu'.
Seeing the other party's appearance like this, Pikachu couldn't wait to slap the other party to death with a 100,000 volts! But for the sake of the same clan, it still pressed down such a tyrannical idea, and decided to follow the rules of the clan.
After all, it is different from ordinary rats that live in one place, it is a mouse that has seen a lot of knowledge, walked through the south and the north, and kissed the crocodile.
Seeing that the other party didn't dare to respond, Pikachu sketched a mocking smile on his face: This time it didn't look away, the size of the one in front of him was so big, it couldn't be a female, it was definitely a male thunderbolt! Don't you dare to compare? I want to compare with you! In order to further provoke the other party, Pikachu even began to dance the elephant dance, and the shaking amplitude became bigger and bigger!
Seeing that Pikachu put away the electric light and had no intention of fighting, the other party no longer maintained a vigilant posture, and the spikes softened down in waves, and seemed to be completely disdainful of its provocation compared to size, and began to concentrate on tasting the spicy eggplant fruit in his paws.
But Pikachu's movements became more and more excessive, and finally the large thunder quill mole was a little impatient, it first slowly finished its spicy eggplant fruit, threw it casually, and glanced at Pikachu with contemptuous eyes, two small front paws on the ground lightly, from four-legged walking, changed to a two-legged upright posture, and slowly turned out its crotch!
Seeing things a little ghosted, Pikachu looked at it with drunken eyes, and heaved in his heart, happy: Seeing your hanging demeanor just now, I thought you were so powerful, and now that it's out, why do I think it's not as big as mine?
Sure that the other party was not as big as himself, Pikachu didn't care about it anymore, stroked the hair on his two front paws, and was ready to step forward and beat this male thunder rod mole who was not a little pressing, beat it until he knew why the flowers were so red, and then give it a tyrannosaurus waterspout to throw out, throw it as far as he could!
Originally, he thought so, Pikachu took two steps forward, and before he could make a move, the image in his vision gradually became clearer, and the sight in his eyes made it like a lightning strike, and he couldn't help but take several steps back, his mouth opened wide to the limit, and his worldview was shocked!
Because of getting closer, Pikachu clearly saw that although the baby of the male thunder quill mole is not big or thick, the top of the baby is in the shape of "Tian", and there are four gui heads symmetrically up and down, left and right! If you look more closely, you will find that these four heads are not rigidly long, each of them is independent of each other, just like the four turns of the 360-degree arc knife king of the Feike razor, which can slowly rotate to any direction!
This...... What kind of high-tech equipment is this?!
If you lose, you will lose completely!
How can you be so foul, how can you be so foul!
You've grown four, do you want people to live!
Knowing that he had been completely compared, Pikachu's wine suddenly woke up halfway, and his crotch was so frightened that he was no longer high-spirited. Not only that, under the concentrated contempt of the other party's five heads, Pikachu's body shrank more and more small, and even the female Thunder Quill Mole's indifferent gaze made it feel a sense of contempt for itself! The male Thunder Quill got closer and closer, Pikachu retreated farther and farther, shrinking smaller and smaller, until there was no way to retreat, Pikachu simply covered his crotch with his two small front paws, turned around and lay on the ground, and formed himself into a ball, and his long tail covered his face with shame and redness, completely inferior to the appearance of being ashamed to see a mouse!
The male Thunder Quill Mole was not polite to it, walked up to Pikachu Ball, and with a haughty 'Wang の contempt' finally glanced at this unbelievable and thick fellow clan, stretched out his big foot, and slapped it on Pikachu's ass, as if he was smoking a football, that trajectory, if he is a knowledgeable person here, he will inevitably praise: What a fallen leaf ball!
Pikachu was pumped into the air and flew up, spun around in mid-air, smashed to the ground and bounced off again, and finally rolled to Zero's feet with a grunt, lying on Zero's feet like a dead dog, his limbs curled together, and fell into a state of complete self-autism.
Zero hugged Pikachu with a smile, seeing the other party's lifeless and loveless expression, he couldn't help but hug it tightly and comforted it carefully, but it didn't seem to have much effect, Pikachu's eyes had lost their highlights, and they had become a pale gray state, and they had lost their response to all stimuli from the outside world.
Seeing Pikachu like this, Zero turned his attention to Ling Mo for help, hoping that his father could come up with a good solution. Unexpectedly, Ling Mo shrugged his shoulders and said very irresponsibly: "Who can blame it for its own death? It is not good to compare the size with anyone, and it has to be compared with the thunder rod mole, isn't this self-inflicted? You know, the thunder rod mole, as a mammalian monster that existed in prehistory, in order to compete with a super-large creature like a dinosaur, its four gui heads can squirt out four different kinds of sperm, and it can give birth to completely different offspring according to the different environments!"
Ling Mo's voice was full of admiration, and he admired this little mouse: "It is by virtue of this special over-specification environmental adaptability that the thunderbolt mole can escape the era of mass extinction, and its contemporaneous dinosaurs are almost extinct in all parts of the continent, only a few species are still surviving, and the thunder roder mole is still blooming everywhere after thousands of years, not only blooming itself, but the rat tribe that evolved from it has occupied every corner of the continent!" To put it mildly, with the adaptability of rodents, it's really hard to say who will go extinct first!"
After listening to Ling Mo's explanation, Zero felt even more distressed for Pikachu, and she begged softly in a begging tone: "Dad, dear Dad, just tell me a way to let Pikachu temporarily come out of the shadows!
“......”
For the sake of your beloved pet, have you started to talk nonsense like you, Zero?
Ling Mo complained a little in his heart, and then said nonchalantly: "Pikachu's appearance is obviously a serious psychological trauma, and he wants to heal someone... Wrong, the psychological trauma of a monster, comforting and consoling is not the best way, as long as it is taken away from the place that makes it sad, after no one knows about the humiliating and self-respecting things it has done, it will slowly come out of the shadows and start a new life. After all, the days still have to be taken care of, and the food still has to be eaten. ”
"Makes sense. Zero hugged Pikachu tightly, burying its head completely in the majesty of his chest, and asked, "Where are we going next?"
Ling Mo thought for a moment and said, "Let's go west, I smell moisture from that direction, there should be a river over there, spicy eggplant fruit doesn't like too humid environment, there shouldn't be many of this kind of fruit by the river, naturally there aren't a few thunder rod moles." ”
For the sake of her beloved pet, Zero is still very mobile, she hugged Pikachu and walked through the spicy eggplant fruits all over the ground with Ling Mo. At this time, a lot of caves have been dug between those spicy eggplant fruits, and many thunder rod moles are probing their brains in them, slowly dragging through the nearest spicy eggplant fruits, and enjoying this feast slowly.
During this time, from time to time, one or two thunder rod moles would raise their heads and look curiously at Pikachu in Zero's arms. Even such a simple gaze, falling on Pikachu's body, will make it tremble! Especially those eyes that inadvertently swept its lower body, it made it shrink smaller and smaller, and wrapped its entire lower body with its big tail, covering it tightly, not daring to show a single slit, and no longer had the confident posture of falling and generous before.
Alas, this psychological trauma seems to be really serious!
Zero sighed silently in his heart, and after thinking for a while, there was nothing he could do. But fortunately, the farther you go, the fewer the number of those thunder quir moles, especially near the river, when the rushing water is flowing at hand, those thunder quir moles are almost extinct, and you can only see one from a long distance.
Only then did Pikachu dare to show his head slightly, and cautiously glanced around, crying and mourning, looking timid, and did not dare to look at the thunder rod moles who were leisurely playing in the river.
Like a baby, Zero held Pikachu in his arms and coaxed: "Obediently, don't be angry, and let those pesky rats be proud, it won't be long before they will be eaten by crocodiles!"
Hearing what the owner said, Pikachu burst into tears and laughed, and before it could say anything, a piece of dead wood in the middle of the river suddenly sprang up, stretched into the shape of a crocodile more than ten meters long, opened its bloody mouth, and bit the thunderbolt mole that had no time to escape, shook its head a few times, tilted its neck, and swallowed it alive!
Zero: "......"
This murderous scene between the lightning and flint fell into Pikachu's eyes, and his big eyes lit up, and his two little paws eagerly tugged at Zero's collar and shouted:
"Bika Bika, Bika Bi Kachu!"
It's amazing! Master, your mouth is like a light, and as soon as you said that guy was eaten, a dragon crocodile suddenly appeared! Master, master, hurry up, give me a blessing that JJ will be two laps bigger! Please! Please!
Zero: "......"