Lao Zhang looked at me thoughtfully, thinking that I was in trouble, he sighed and said: "It turns out that I didn't expect so many people to compete, anyway, you do your best." ”

The old man is gone, his steps are a little staggering, this seemingly high-spirited intellectual has actually touched the wall of a lifetime, ideals and reality are always contradictory, what he wants to do and what he can do is very different, there are many people who can help him, but they are not willing to really help him, who wants to waste resources on such a vain ideal? Intellectuals have not been able to change the world since ancient times, Li Bai and Du Fu can't, Fan Zhongyan and Wang Anshi can't either, change reality, bandits and the army are the last word, fortunately I have a bit of bandits and the army -- I have to look at my certificate machine.

When I came to the cafeteria, a few workers had just turned on the power supply, and I unpacked my cigarettes and scattered them, saying that I was working hard. The leader glanced me up and down and asked, "Will you use this thing?" ”

I stuffed a pack of cigarettes in his jacket pocket, and then he turned on the machine and said, "It's very simple, after the other information is filled in, this is a scan photo, this is the exit of the certificate, and the certificate that comes out is already pressed." ”

I hurriedly asked, "Do I have to buy plastic paper to make an ID card?" ”

"I don't need—"

I was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "Damn, just issue the second-generation ID card?" ”

He said proudly: "That is, don't look at this old machine, but it is imported, and it is advanced in China." ”

When the workers left, I found a few soldiers to carry the machines directly to the lecture hall, and then sent someone to invite Lu Junyi and other heroes to come to the meeting. Qin Shi Huang's photographic work was done in an orderly manner, and it is estimated that it will be completed in one morning.

Before the heroes arrived one after another, I first paid Yan Jingsheng out, I gave him the check and asked him to buy protective gear, he was so happy that he took the two little soldiers away.

After the heroes arrived, I invited Lu Junyi and Wu Yong to sit in the center of the podium, and below were the heroes except for Zhu Gui Duxing, who was in the bar and several generals who had just gone out shopping, 300 also gathered, and those who did not take pictures continued to line up to take pictures, and all those who had taken pictures were seated.

I coughed with a serious expression and said, "Brothers, the strong men of the Yue Family's army, now our Yucai Wenwu School has reached a critical moment of life and death......

Li Kui shouted: "What, the emperor is going to ask you?" Then there was a buzz from below, Li Yun said: "Fortunately, I have laid the foundation for the Urn City...... "Divine Machine Military Master Zhu Wudao: "Quickly dig the moat and recall Zhang Shun and the Ruan family brothers......" Tang Long said: "How many weapons do you need, but I don't have enough manpower for a while......"

Diametrically opposed to them is the 300 Yue family army stood still, but all of them had complicated expressions, it seemed that they didn't want to fight for anyone except Yue Fei, but they couldn't get in the way, Xu Delong didn't speak, and waited for my next step.

I wiped my cold sweat and tried to explain, but there was already a lot of noise below, what a dangerous remark, how can you think about fighting against the political axe as soon as you talk about life and death, isn't it important to fight for honor?

Lu Junyi slapped the table a few times before the heroes gradually quieted down, and I smiled awkwardly and said, "Uh...... It's not that serious, it's still a matter of martial arts......"

"And!" The heroes said together with disdain.

I hurriedly said: "This competition is very important, and the problem of candidates needs to be solved urgently, because our goal this time is fifth, so it has brought great difficulty to Ke Ying, which requires our people to be able to fight when they need to win, and to afford to lose when they need to lose......"

Someone in the audience suddenly said angrily: "Compared to Raushzi's ring, if you can't get the first place, won't you lose our Liangshan's face?" There was a chorus of echoes, saying, "We can't help with this." ”

Grandma's, Song Heipang asked you to surrender back then, and you all agreed, and I couldn't let you lose a game? Many heroes have the intention of leaving, at this time Dong Ping suddenly stood up and said: "Brothers, slow down, Xiaoqiang said that after this competition, we will pay for us to go back to Liangshan, and when we compete, who knows that we are from Liangshan?" Just play with Xiaoqiang, get the money, let's have a good time! The group thought about it, and then sat down again.

I was so nervous that I waved my hand again and again, "I'm talking about paying for you to revisit Liangshan, but it's not a revisit!" ”

So someone in the audience shouted, "Then I'll be one." Someone next to him immediately punched him and scolded: "You are a bird, I'm afraid that it will be easy for you to lose, and you can't win if you want to." The man before was furious: "What, you want to reach out with me?" Li Kui shouted: "Don't make noise, don't quarrel, don't grab ...... with me" There was another big mess.

Wu Yong stood up and pressed down with his hand, and immediately quieted down a lot, it seems that his prestige is higher than Lu Junyi, Wu Yong asked me: "Xiaoqiang, how many people do you need for this competition?" ”

I said, "Eight singles, and a group of five for a total of 13 people." ”

Wu Yong glanced at the 300 below with his eyes, Xu Delong immediately understood, stood up and said: "The number of places is limited, if we need to play, it is naturally incumbent on us, if the strong men of Liangshan are willing to bear it, we have no opinion." The heroes all praised: "This soldier brother is happy enough." ”

Wu Yong nodded at him, and then said to me: "This is still a difficult matter, now the brothers are not complete, Yang Zhi, Zhang Qing, and the Ruan family brothers are all in the front, and if they are not there, it is difficult to decide on the candidates." ”

At this time, Qin Shi Huang was done, and he came up to me with a digital camera, and Lu Junyi pointed to the fat man and asked me: "This is ......" I whispered in my ear: "Qin Shi Huang." Lu Junyi was taken aback, and even pulled the stool to the fat man, the people on Liangshan lacked a minimum of respect for the emperor and generals, Lu Junyi and Song Jiang were two exceptions.

In order to try whether the machine is good or not, I didn't care about discussing the candidate with Wu Yong, and connected the camera with the dilapidated computer on the machine, which is worthy of a professional card machine, in which the ID card mode is ready-made, fill in some information casually, and the scanner is not used, directly paste Xu Delong's photo, press to confirm, the host made a muffled sound, and after a while, a hot ID card spit out.

I hurriedly called Jin Dajian and Xiao Rang up, thought about it and called Song Qing again, and showed them a few more, sure enough, Song Qing learned to do it first, but he didn't know how to type, he could only paste the archive information in the computer, and after a while, there were more than a dozen ID cards with 300 photos, this kind of foolish work Jin Dajian also quickly mastered it, you let him take the computer programming to definitely not work, but let him do some crooked ways that is better than anyone else. Xiao Rang looked bored for a while, and said, "I'll leave without me." "There's really nothing wrong with him.

Wu Yong suddenly grabbed him and said, "You have a lot of things!" ”

Wu Yong took out a piece of it and showed it to me and said, "This is my ID card." ”

I saw that this was still the first generation of Zhang, and the certificates of the heroes may have been done by one person, so the photo was taken in a hurry, and the glasses were not taken off, which even I, a layman, could see that it was fake, and the name was still Wu Yong.

Wu Yong asked me, "Is this going to be used in the competition?" ”

I said, "Definitely, report the list first, and then the contestants will take their ID cards and check them before they can go on stage." ”

Wu Yong said: "So, we can't use the cards we have now." ”

I wondered, "Why?" ”

"Because they are all real names, in this way, wouldn't it really fall into the prestige of my Liangshan?"

I slapped my head so hard that I almost forgot about it.

If there is a person named Lin Chong or a person named Yang Zhi among the people who compete on stage, they may not care, but the 13 people in a team, you call Lin Chong, he is called Yang Zhi, that is called Dong Ping, and this is called Li Kui, it is strange if it does not arouse suspicion!

Wu Yong turned to Xiao Rang: "So your task is to report 13 names as soon as possible." ”

"What's the name?"

"Whatever." Wu Yong said and said to me: "You report these 13 names first, and fill in the information in this thing," he said and pointed to the certificate machine, "The place for the photo is empty, and on that day, whoever is convenient for him will only need to hand in a photo." ”

I'm cold, I deserve to be a dog-headed military advisor in a thief's den, if I don't have a heart that deliberately goes against the political axe, I can't think of such a wonderful idea if I kill him, I don't think Zhuge Liang can think of it.

I thought about it for a while and said, "Still no, the photo has to be handed in with the list and the contestant pass will be issued." ”

Wu Yonghe smiled and said: "It depends on your ability, as far as I know, people trust ID cards more, you first hand in 13 photos casually, take a blurry picture, and then take the newly made ID card and player ID card on stage, as long as he looks at the photo on the ID card, there should be no problem." "Full of bad water!

I asked Qin Shi Huang, "Brother Ying, are you okay?" ”

The fat man said disdainfully: "It's crooked (that) not good, it's clear that the hungry ground is very dripping." ”

It's also up, but Qin Shi Huang really didn't say anything with a camera now, except for the fact that it looks like a murder scene, the clarity is first-class!

I walked up to the camera stand and waved to the two little warriors, and I sat one of them on a stool and said to the other, "You come and shoot, just press this ......"

The little warrior immediately waved his hand and said, "I won't." ”

"I'm looking for you because I won't." I pulled him in front of the camera and taught him how to use it.

When I took it, I still didn't have enough clarity - it was too clear! I kicked the camera mount away and told him, "Shoot again!" ”

The little soldier knew that I was not satisfied, so he took another picture with trepidation, and his hand shook a few times, but he could still see his face clearly when he took the picture. I beckoned another one to come and said to the newcomer, "Beat him on the back." ”

In this way, someone took a picture of the "photographer" with a thump on the back. When I took the picture again, it was like a pendulum, and my face was a shadow, and I said with satisfaction: "Yes, just like that—don't stop beating your back, and you'll have to do it all over again when it's done." "Then I found 13 fighters with different face shapes and popular characteristics from 300 to shoot.

Xiao Rang frowned and said to Wu Yong: "Can you name it casually?" ”

Wu Yong said: "It's just for you to get up casually." ”

Xiao Rang said: "According to Zhao Qiansun Li Pai, Zhao Yi Zhao 2 Zhao San, Qian 1 Qian 2 Qian 3, the queue will be over on Monday, is this okay?" ”

Wu Yong glanced at him and said, "We have 54 brothers who came together, you use this surname and that name, and 13 names can be spelled out casually?" ”

At this time, Dai Zong came over and grabbed me and said, "Xiaoqiang, if we want to do this, do we need a room to put this machine, and we have to be closer to the stadium." ”

I thought it was right, and immediately called Secretary Liu and said that I needed an office, and Secretary Liu said: "This kind of small thing has already been arranged for you, a VIP seat with a canopy, and a 120-square-meter office is in the stadium - everyone else is at least four or five families share a room." ”

By now, I finally realized the sweetness of the "host", and I asked for my surname and said, "Secretary Liu, do you arrange a bus or something to pick up our team members on the day of the game?" ”

Secretary Liu said: "What kind of bus to take, how much will it affect the physical strength of the players, I have booked a room for you in the three-star hotel next to the stadium, how many people are there?" ”

I said, "You can go with 60 people." ”

Secretary Liu said with some surprise: "So much? Fortunately, you said it early, otherwise there is really no way to get it, you must know that the hotels in the surrounding places have begun to fill up now, and the rooms cannot be booked. ”

"Then there are 300 students in my school......"

"Then don't think about the hotel, if necessary, I will arrange a car to pick them up."

I hesitated and said, "Secretary Liu, there is one more thing ......."

The mayor's secretary was actually very patient: "Say." ”

"In order to save money, the photos of our team members are all taken by me, and the effect is not very good.

Secretary Liu said vigilantly: "Director Xiao, you don't want to do some crooked ways, right?" ”

It's a political person, and his sense of smell is very sensitive.

I said seriously: "What kind of crooked ways can I do, if I want to do it, I will also drug my opponents and dope myself, I have never heard of what the hell can be done in the photo." Seeing that he was still groaning, Suo said, "Secretary Liu, you don't suspect that I'm spending money to hire people in a poor school, right?" ”

Secretary Liu laughed when he thought about it, even if he really hired someone, wouldn't it be okay to hand over the photo of the hired person? He relieved himself and said, "Okay, I see." ”

I didn't expect to get so many benefits from a phone call, so I said to Dai Zong with appreciation: "I didn't expect Brother Dai Zong's heart to be so careful." ”

Dai Zong pouted and said: "It's not fine, I'm afraid that when the time comes, you will let me run from here to the gymnasium one by one, so who can stand it?" The heroes all laughed, and Song Qing said: "Dean Dai really thinks as far as he can!" "This kid is in the same room with Li Bai, and eighty percent of them learned from reading a book.

I found Li Yun and told him that I would get married in two months, and that he needed his help to decorate the house, and he heard that I had bought a small villa, so he took out a roll of paper from his fart pocket and spread it out in front of me, pointing and saying: "Which style do you like, Gothic, Baroque, Rococo......" I was very angry and said: "How long has it taken for you to learn to worship foreign countries, do you have any Chinese points?" ”

Li Yun put away the drawings: "Then according to the layout of my previous house on Liangshan, I will clean it up for you." ”

……

That's pretty much the big preparations, half a month passed peacefully, and the biggest change was of course Xiang Yu - not as happy as he imagined, he was a lot quieter, and he concentrated on accompanying Zhang Bing every day, just like Qin Shi Huang was addicted to games every day and Jing Ersil and Zhao Baimian did boring things, he seemed to have just found one thing to do, at least I didn't see his passion, I wondered very, very much why it became like this, is marriage really the grave of love - uh, irrelevant, That's the five hundred times of looking back in the previous life - and irrelevant, I don't know how to describe these two people, in our opinion, an ice beauty like Zhang Bing is willing to spend most of her spare time on someone, isn't that a good surname hint? But Xiang Yu just refused to take the relationship between the two further.

Their business is hanging like this, and no one can help. As for Master Li, this chick is bad at learning, except for occasionally going to the street with Baozi or having a meal with Zhang Bing, she stays on the Internet all day long, cross-legged, with a large tube of potato chips at hand, but I know that she is not playing, she is looking for various drafts and opportunities to become famous, under the boring appearance, there is a heart eager to succeed, I never doubt that she can succeed, she is not only smart and intelligent, appearance, strength is possessed, although it is only a year, but it is precisely because of this that she is more explosive, I believe that she will be like a fish that has been waiting for a long time to shoot at the bottom of the water, and once she shows up, she is bound to win.

A week ago, 200 out of 300 were borrowed to serve as coolies, and there were a total of 179 teams registered, so 179 out of 200 was holding the sign of "XX Martial Arts Hall" and "XX Martial Arts School" every day in a large circle around the stadium for the so-called rehearsal.

The contestants representing our Yucai Wenwu School are temporarily limited to the heroes of Liangshan, they have stronger personal qualities and good adaptation to the surname, but the specific question of who to send has not yet been decided, these guys, shouting today that they have to go, may have changed their minds when they get up and sleep, and the two lists that have been set have been invalidated because of this.

Now our players are like a big lottery of 54 to 13, the avatars are rolling one by one, changing and changing, which makes me break my brain, the list has already been handed over, to tell the truth, those names look familiar, but I swear I don't know any of them.

The candidates must be decided on the day after tomorrow, because tomorrow - the martial arts conference will open.

(To be continued)