Chapter Ninety-Six: The Host
The next day, I was yelled at by Lao Zhang's phone. My phone now seems to have a Ling surname, the priority of things, it will be chanted with different arias, such as Master Li's call, the voice will be delicate and crisp, Xiang Yu called, it is strong and low, this time it is Lao Zhang, it is also high-spirited, full of singles.
Lao Zhang shouted over there: "How fast and how fast you run, see you at school!" ”
I looked at the watch at half past eight, Xiang Yu was sleeping very unusually, Zhang Bing seemed to have seriously degraded his passion for pickling girls after giving him a good face - this is a man!
I asked Qin Shi Huang to hold the camera, pulled him into the car, and ran all the way.
I know that people like Lao Zhang have been honest and honest all his life, and he has cultivated countless talents, and he is not afraid of heaven and earth when he is old, but this time he is so anxious, maybe something big will happen.
When I arrived at school, it seemed that everything was fine, but I didn't need Zhao Bai's face to say that I also felt it: there was a murderous aura!
When I saw a car with a municipal axe license plate parked in front of the school building, I suddenly had a sense of foreboding. I looked around, and I saw that Lao Zhang was accompanying a somewhat bald middle-aged man with glasses standing on the campus and pointing and saying something, and there was a miniature glasses man who was smaller than the glasses man next to him taking a DV and taking pictures.
At this time, 300 happened to run in line in front of me, I intercepted them, found Yan Jingsheng, stuffed the prepared red cloth into his hand, pointed to the fat man and said to him: "You take 50 people to take pictures with him first, and you want a red bottom, the kind used for the certificate." ”
Yan Jingsheng glanced at me suspiciously, but didn't say anything, and left with the fat man and 50 soldiers.
I grabbed Xu Delong and said, "It's up to you now, you go to the field to train immediately, you must follow the standards of emergency preparation, and move in earnest!" ”
The car of the political axe, the sneaky DV candid shot, the little bureaucrat with a grim face, I have never eaten pork and have seen a pig run, and my grandmother's school is about to be banned!
Now it's up to me to see if my final blow works. When Xu Delong and the others were ready, I quietly approached Lao Zhang and the man with glasses who were talking.
The man with glasses raised a hand and said, "The teaching building is only 3 floors, it's too low, right?" ”
"The three-story school building can already accommodate more than 1,000 people, which is enough for the average school."
I suddenly appeared and startled the man with glasses, Lao Zhang glared at me and said, "Why did you come?" ”
The man with glasses looked at me and asked Lao Zhang suspiciously: "Is this ......?"
"Oh, this is Director Xiao of our Yucai, and he is also the legal representative of this school."
The glasses nodded and said, "So Director Xiao plans to recruit 1,000 people and stop accepting students?" ”
Crow's beak! I don't want this 300, I still have 1000, what kind of chaos does it have to be, the 72 sages of Kongmen, the five tiger generals, the six gentlemen of Wuxu, and the four heavenly kings, uh, this one doesn't count in the end.
I said: "We are a civil and military school, and the enrollment range is relatively narrow, so 1,000 people are enough......" Lao Zhang suddenly twisted me hard, and I frowned in pain.
Glasses smiled, pointed to the dormitory building and said, "Is that dormitory definitely not enough to live in?" ”
I said haha: "Now each dormitory only lives 4 people, but when we built it according to the standard of 8 people, so ......" Lao Zhang patted his head in annoyance, what's wrong?
The glasses were pushed back by me twice, and I didn't get angry, and said with a smile: "I heard that the canteen can only accommodate 300 people? ”
"Oooh, we can triage twice, so that's pretty much it." Lao Zhang stomped his feet.
At this time, the glasses finally found that the 300 in the field of training, the two fighters fought hard, the tiger was vigorous, after a few moves, one of them "hey" screamed and lit up a flying foot, and kicked the other out of the foot 5 meters away, the glasses trembled a little, and now I was proud.
But immediately the problem came: "These students don't usually have a protective gear or anything to practice?" ”
I scolded my mother in my heart, and I had to say with a smile: "It's okay, they are all rough and thick-skinned." Lao Zhang was speechless......
The glasses sneered behind their backs: "There are only so many buildings in such a big place, it's a waste!" ”
Look at it, show a hideous face. Sima Zhao's heart is known to passers-by! I also let go, slowly waved my arm at the field, and said emotionally: "The vast world has a lot to do." ”
Principal Zhang couldn't stand it anymore, so he stopped talking and said, "Little ...... Director Xiao, give you a formal introduction," he pointed to the man with glasses, "This is our Mayor Liang's secretary, surnamed Liu." Then I introduced the man with miniature glasses holding the DV, "This is Comrade Xiao Wang of the city office." ”
I was stunned and said, "Male secretary? ”
And it's a bald male secretary-
But when Lao Zhang said this, I also saw that this person was familiar, in the local news, following the mayor, he often flashed weirdly, as if it was this person. What did he come to do?
Lao Zhang patted me on the shoulder and said, "Secretary Liu is here to invest this time!" As he spoke, he glanced at me, and I immediately knew that I might have said the wrong thing......
Secretary Liu smiled and said: "What kind of investment, but to do logistics support work, many people are optimistic about our cultivation, you are the seed of our city, it depends on you to enter the top five, is there any difficulty?" ”
Lao Zhang kicked me with a backhook leg, and I immediately lowered my face: "Secretary Liu, you have also seen it, our teaching building is too low......
"Oh, the civil and military school, the enrollment channel is narrower after all, it's enough, right?"
“…… Our hostel is also small. ”
"Oh, isn't it too luxurious to only live in a room of 4 people for 8 people now?"
“…… Our canteen can accommodate 300 people. ”
Secretary Liu smiled: "You can divert it." ”
I grabbed his hand and said pitifully: "Secretary Liu, you are playing with me, what I just said should you fart?" ”
This time, even Secretary Xiao Wang snorted and laughed.
Secretary Liu said with a smile: "Just now I asked you to borrow the slope to get off the donkey, you are good, you are not going backwards, since you are so determined, we are not good to interfere, besides, Director Xiao, your bold words have been recorded." ”
I trotted back to the car and took out a big China, stuffed it into Xiao Wang's armpit, and said with a smile: "Secretary Wang has worked hard, this reel is pinched." ”
Xiao Wang hurriedly said: "Don't, I don't smoke." But seeing that Secretary Liu didn't stop it with a smile, he pushed it twice and put it in his bag, having said that, they naturally didn't see this kind of small gift, it just showed my attitude of admitting my mistake.
Secretary Liu looked at the 300 who were training and said, "Let's solve the students' protective gear first, and wait for you to enter the top five." This sentence implies that the surname is very strong.
Secretary Liu patted me on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "Although this martial arts conference looks like an ordinary martial arts competition, the country has poured a lot of energy, you also know that martial arts has become a performance item of the 08 Olympic Games, and it is very promising to enter the regular competition in the future, the country is looking for a martial arts training base, if you can enter the top three this time, I will give you a word on behalf of the city: let you rise all over the high-rise buildings, enter the top five, you can slip away and drink some soup, and then later, it is not easy to say." He took out a piece of paper from his bag and gave it to me, saying, "Take this, see what you can do, and lend me 200 of your students." ”
I looked down, the check for 100,000 yuan, what do you want to do with the political axe to borrow 300 yuan? I thought to myself: borrow and borrow - this is a little less, right?
Secretary Liu said: "This is the organizing committee allocated to our city, the specific 100,000 yuan is used to arrange the ceremonial group on the day of the opening ceremony, who is not giving this money, you take it and buy all the protective gear - I want to see the invoice." ”
I wondered, "Why 200 and what do you ask them to do?" ”
"There are currently more than 170 teams coming to the competition this time, and if you want them to hold up a sign, you just ask them to report to the stadium a week before the opening ceremony."
…… 170 ...... Uh, it's raining, uh no, it's sweat, cold sweat.
The official deadline for the competition is a week before the opening ceremony, so it seems that the scale of this martial arts conference is not much smaller than the Olympic Games......
I finally know why someone dared to agree to me into the top three "high-rise buildings everywhere", this is simply a dead horse as a live horse doctor, without knowing how much strength I have, instigating me to look at the top three and the top five, this is simply his heart can be punished, fooling a fool to go up and lose his life.
I thought I would be able to kill more than 30 teams, but no! The original plan was to be adjusted, although it was said that it was good to enjoy the shade under the big tree, but this time there were trees outside the tree, and the roots were intertwined, so don't be able to get out of the shade of the tree at that time, and the bones will not be able to bask in the sun and die!
Take the sixth! You must take the sixth, the top five are too public, and taking the sixth is also considered to have an explanation to the mayor, and besides, I eat people's mouths now, and in addition to 100,000 yuan to buy some protective gear, it is enough to install a TV in each dormitory.
At this time, a truck stopped in front of us, and several strong men jumped out of the car and asked in a rough voice: "Who is called Xiaoqiang?" ”
"I am, is there something wrong?"
"The machine was pulled for you, where to put it?"
I reacted for a while before I understood: when my certificate machine arrived, I didn't expect this thing to be so huge, it was simply an iron lump, and 500 yuan a day was really not expensive.
At first, Secretary Liu thought it was something bought by the school, but seeing that it was stupid and old, he finally couldn't help but ask, "Director Xiao, ...... are you?"
I'm sweating, how can I tell a mayor's secretary? Ah, it's okay Secretary Liu, this is a machine for fake certificates, let's talk about ours, right?
The little Wang officer lifted his glasses, looked at the machine carefully, and said in surprise, "This seems to be-" My heart lifted.
"Dough sheeter?"
I hugged Xiao Wang gratefully: "Yes, yes, yes, it's a dough sheeter." Then he said to the porters, "Quick, move the cafeteria." ”
Now I kind of understand why employers like to emphasize work experience so much. This is going to be with an old fritter who has mixed with the society today, and at first glance it is a scanner and an embossing machine, isn't it exposed?
Secretary Liu finally shook hands with me and said: "If there is any difficulty, just ask, as long as it is reasonable, we will try to be satisfied, we are the host this time, and at the same time we have a burden on our shoulders, there are also a lot of convenience factors in our hands, hehe." ”
This sentence is simply a naked reminder, just ask for what you want, you don't take advantage of it. Looking at Secretary Liu's almost red eyes, he was willing to help if he was about to put laxatives into other athletes' meals.
In the end, Secretary Liu took out the cigarette I gave and slapped it in my hand, and said with a smile: "It's not to refute your face, I'm not a person who doesn't talk about this." I saw that his expression was resolute, so I had to give up.
When he got into the car, Principal Zhang looked at the back of their car and said, "This time, the political axe team is using their minds." ”
I asked, "No matter how grand and unprecedented this martial arts conference is, it is not a political event, is it worth it for them to do this?" ”
Lao Zhang smiled: "So you don't understand politics, Mayor Liang has been in that position for 4 years, and it is time to move in terms of political performance and qualifications, so there is a lack of opportunity, isn't this opportunity coming, Secretary Liu, don't underestimate this person, Mayor Liang mentions, he should immediately get a district mayor to do it, and with Mayor Liang's shareholder style, it will soar to 90,000 miles in the future." ”
I said, "Do you also like Li Bai's poems?" ”
Lao Zhang ignored my stubble and said: "So if you have any needs, just look for Secretary Liu, you are the political axe that has been lifted up recently, you show your face, and they will follow." ”
I said, "Didn't you help me?" ”
Lao Zhang smiled indifferently: "I will become ashes in a few years, I want the children to be good now, I am so concerned about this matter is also selfish, I think you really want to get a good ranking, the political axe to build a few high-rise buildings on our campus, I will gather the children who can't afford to go to school or go to school far away to start a class, just a small building is enough......"
Lao Zhang's words almost brought tears to my eyes, so I decided to take the target ranking a little further this time, then keep the sixth and strive for the fifth.
(To be continued)