Chapter 8 I Have No Breasts
"Leprechaun?"
Seeing that I was at a loss, he turned around and pointed out: "Why can that old locust tree spirit live?" ”
"Old locust tree spirit?"
"Boss, you're bored, aren't you, you can't see his identity with your ability?"
"Who is he?"
"The old locust tree spirit."
My first instinct was that I had run into a neurotic, and after a pause, I thought the conversation was ridiculous, and I shook my head and muttered, "There are too many strange facts lately!" ”
He grabbed me and pulled me to the door, and said loudly, "If it weren't for the locust tree spirit, how could you grow a tree on such a land?" ”
When I looked at his hand, my eyes were about to pop out: in the open space outside the door, three trees had grown at some point, all of them one and a half years tall, with dense branches, and they were thriving. Wu Yongsheng sat down under the tree, squinting his eyes, and muttering words in his mouth, as if he was chatting with the three trees, and those trees also seemed to understand him, and the branches and leaves swayed slightly, which was very useful.
"This ...... How so? ”
The handsome guy beckoned to Lao Wu: "Brother Huai, please take a step to speak." ”
Lao Wu walked over with a smile and said, "You are older than me, you don't dare to be a brother." ”
The handsome guy said: "Don't worry about it so clearly, let me ask you something, our boss really doesn't know your identity?" ”
"Oh?" Wu Yongsheng looked at me and said with a smile: "No, his cultivation is stronger than ours!" ”
I wondered, "What cultivation?" ”
Old Wu Le said hehehe: "Brother Xiaolong doesn't have to be modest, although our cultivation is limited, we can also see that you have passed the heavenly tribulation and are in the immortal class. ”
I was terrified: "What, what do you mean, filming "Journey to the West"? ”
Lao Wu said: "Formally introduce, I am an old Huai outside the Hangu Pass in the late Spring and Autumn Period, I have been the essence of heaven and earth, and it coincides with the passage of the moral Tianzun, and I do the "Tao Te Ching" for Guan Yin. ”
I was so anxious that I jumped on the ground: "Speak the vernacular!" ”
The handsome guy said: "It means that he is an old locust tree outside Hangu Pass, and he became a human after listening to Lao Dan's "Tao Te Ching", he thought you could see it, so he didn't tell you specifically." ”
I stared at him blankly, and one hand quietly reached to the base of my thigh and pinched it hard, and it hurt!
Lao Wu Chong arched his hand: "I haven't asked my brother for advice, I can't even see through your life experience and cultivation methods, which is admirable." ”
The handsome guy said heartily: "As for the name, just call me Jin Chengwu, my dad is a three-legged golden crow, and my mother is a golden mouth Dapeng." ”
Lao Wu suddenly said: "No wonder I think you have several complex auras. ”
Jin Chengwu laughed and said, "Because I'm a half-race." ”
I coughed, pretended to be nonchalant, and said, "What, you talk, I have to go back......" and strode towards the door.
Jin Cheng Wuqi said: "Where are you going?" ”
I ran away, shouting, "Hell! ”
At this time, Xiaoqian and Gao Xiaowei walked downstairs, and Gao Xiaowei said, "What are you shouting?" ”
I stopped, no matter how I said that Gao Xiaowei is also my sister, I can't just leave her here, but Wu Yongsheng and Jin Chengwu stood on both sides of me left and right, my legs trembled so much that I didn't even have half of my strength, I cried and said with a sad face: "Xiaowei, you really shouldn't come!" "It's just out of the tiger's den and into the wolf's den!
Jin Chengwu glanced at Xiaoqian and said to me with a smile: "See, she's a ghost." ”
Xiaoqian saw Jin Chengwu, her face was slightly moved, and seeing that we seemed to have something to say, she said softly to Gao Xiaowei: "Sister, go back to the room first." ”
"Oh." Although Gao Xiaowei was reluctant, she obeyed Xiaoqian's words.
After Gao Xiaowei left, Jin Chengwu said to Xiaoqian with a smile: "Little girl, we have all introduced ourselves, now it's your turn." ”
Xiao Qian floated downstairs and said 10,000 blessings to the position of the three of us, and said: "The little girl was born during the Jiaqing period of the Qing Dynasty, because her parents insisted on marrying me to the playboy Wang Qing, so she angrily threw herself into the cliff and died at the age of 17. Later, because of a thought, he finally wandered between the green mountains and pine ridges, and gradually cultivated into the flesh, and it was really good to see the three predecessors. ”
I sat on the ground......
Wu Yongsheng sighed: "What a poor child, he tasted the coldness of the world at a young age. ”
Although I was scared, I couldn't help but say, "Count her in her 200s!" ”
Xiao Qian said suddenly: "Although I asked Brother Xiaolong, the 'actual' age you asked me is still a fictitious age." ”
Jin Chengwu looked at me on the ground and said, "Your little brother dragon doesn't seem to know our details. ”
Xiao Qian was surprised: "How is it possible, he has obviously survived the catastrophe." ”
Jin Chengwu said: "I originally thought so, but seeing that he behaved like an ordinary human, are we all wrong?" ”
Wu Yongsheng said gently: "Brother Xiaolong, you're not joking with us, are you?" ”
I calmed down on the ground for a while, then suddenly got up and said, "You guys are joking with me, right?" Say, "Who sent you?" ”
Although I had failed my political science class, I was also a staunch materialist, and I suddenly realized that there was only one possibility now, that is, these three people were originally in a gang, they wanted to deceive me, and their props were: three saplings, a few pieces of gold, and as for Xiaoqian, as long as she could roller skate...... As the son of the eldest brother, I feel ashamed of what I did just now, there are more crooked ways on the rivers and lakes, why didn't I think of it?
Wu Yongsheng smiled: "It seems that Brother Xiaolong doesn't believe us. ”
Jin Chengwu said: "Then we have to sacrifice ugliness, I'll come first." He was around the room, and suddenly he picked up the ashtray on my counter, and I was wary, "What are you going to do?" ”
Jin Chengwu smiled slightly, took off the leather gloves on his left hand, and held the ashtray in his hand, and then I watched as the ashtray slowly deteriorated from the place where it came into contact with his hand, and the golden yellow gradually rose from the bottom and began to render upward, turning from a piece of transparent glass into a large piece of gold in less than half a minute......
Jin Chengwu held the golden ashtray in front of my eyes: "Brother Xiaolong, do you want to identify it?" ”
“…… Acrobatics, right? Liu Qian's hand is much faster than yours. ”
"Huh." Jin Chengwu didn't defend either, he methodically took off the glove on his right hand again, and then held the golden ashtray on his right hand.
As soon as I took off his gloves, I felt the heat rush to my face, and I was shocked to find that his right hand was as red as a burning carbon bar in a furnace, and the ashtray was rapidly shrinking in the palm of his right hand, like plastic being roasted by a flame, and finally completely turned into a pile of gold water, and then disappeared!
"There is a saying that real gold is not afraid of fire, but depending on what kind of fire, the three flavors of real fire will not work!" The fiery red light reflected Jin Chengwu's handsome face, and he said with a smile.
I sat on the floor again......
Jin Chengwu carefully put on his gloves and said: "Because of the relationship between cultivation, my two hands have never been able to hide, my left hand has become gold when it touches, and my right hand has been on fire all year round, only this pair of ancient deerskin gloves can cover it, which makes everyone laugh." ”
Lao Wu smiled: "Brother Jin is powerful, breathtaking, I am not ashamed, what I rely on is only my own convenience, proficient in plants and trees, and can promote the growth of various plants regardless of time and earth." ”
The two looked at Xiao Qian together: "What about you?" ”
Xiao Qian said shyly: "This bit of my ability is not worth it in front of the two seniors, because I have been wandering in the mountains all the year round, I have learned some superficial wind control techniques, and although I have turned into a physical body, I am too weak to swallow food, and can only sniff its essence to maintain my life." Moreover, because of the short period of time, my physical body was not fully formed. She lifted her skirt and said, "I don't have feet." ”
Under the skirt, there is only a pair of white calves, and the other party with long feet is empty......
Then the three "people" looked at me together: "Brother Xiaolong, what about you?" ”
I cried, pinched the sides of my shirt and said, "Don't I have a chest?" ”
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This chapter is shorter, but it's just right to write, what is the identity of Longyang Yang? If you guess correctly, there will definitely be a prize! As a hint, think of mix-and-match combinations. However, he is not a monster like He Anyi, nor is he a candidate for Heavenly Court like Xiaoqiang.