In the vast ocean of knowledge in China, there is no shortage of classic masterpieces that introduce what to do after encountering ghosts. "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" said, sleep it! Lu Xun said, kick it!

But those are all theoretical, the ghost in "Sou Shen Ji" is weak, and his intelligence is also worrisome, and the overall quality of the ghosts in this book is poor, and it is estimated that Xiao Qian can be the ultimate **oss if she goes.

To put it bluntly, in "Liao Zhai", they are nothing more than some fox version of rabbit girls, their figures are wonderful, their surnames are Jiaohan, and they have fluffy tails and long ears - the imaginary enemy in my buddy's first dream is the fox spirit, and the fox spirits are all literary and young fans, and they have hormonal abnormalities when they see scholars and writers, of course, this has something to do with the author, we all know that Pu Songling is a street writer and otaku.

As for the situation that Mr. Lu Xun is facing is completely different from me, I have made a similar attempt, I am not facing a fraud gang that wants to fish in troubled waters, I think any of my next performances are forgivable.

I said without humility or arrogance: "I promise not to tell you who you are, can you not eat me?" ”

Wu Yongsheng said with a smile: "I don't eat meat-" After a pause, he said, "I don't eat vegetarian either, I only drink water." So saying, he took a glass of water and poured it into his shoe: it was where the roots of the old locust tree spirit were.

Jin Chengwu said: "I like to eat meat. ”

I shuddered.

"But I don't eat human flesh, and I don't eat raw meat."

I said in my heart that it would be easy to do, and if you touch me with your right hand, I will be familiar with it......

As for Xiaoqian, it seems that there is no need to worry too much, she is too weak to eat, but I immediately thought: I must not let her smell me......

Wu Yongsheng looked at me lying on the ground crying and laughing: "Brother Xiaolong, get up, tell me what is your situation, if you are not joking with us, why do we all feel that you are the one who survived the catastrophe?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "I also wonder why he didn't go back to heaven since he survived the heavenly tribulation, it seems that we are really wrong." ”

Wu Yongsheng asked me again: "Brother Xiaolong, how old are you this year?" ”

“22！”

Xiao Qian said: "What about the virtual age? ”

I said, "24! ”

Wu Yongsheng said: "You are 22 this year, and if you want to be 23, how can it be 24?" ”

I craned my neck and said, "I was born in Layue, and I am two years old. ”

Wu Yongsheng: "......"

Jin Chengwu said with a smile: "He is really an ordinary person, and the temperament of a person who has survived the catastrophe should not be like this." ”

Wu Yongsheng said: "But who has survived the heavenly tribulation has not gone through thousands of years of hard cultivation, how can he get the right result at the age of 22?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Old Wu, don't you understand? Our understanding of 'Brother Xiaolong' is a misunderstanding, and he must have some special experience. ”

Wu Yongsheng asked me, "Xiaolong, have you encountered anything strange in the past few days?" ”

I said, "Yes, and a lot!" ”

Wu Yongsheng said with concern: "What's the matter?" ”

I said with a bitter face: "There is an old locust tree spirit in my shop, a monster who can turn stones into gold, and a female ghost without feet!" ”

Lao Wu: "......"

Jin Chengwu smiled: "What about anything else, there must be something else, especially if it happened in the past two days." ”

This day or two...... As soon as I thought about it for a while, I suddenly sat up and said, "I was struck by lightning yesterday!" "All bad luck starts with that thunder! And it's a special experience that you can't easily forget.

Lao Wu, Jin Chengwu, and Xiao Qian looked at each other, and after a while, Lao Wu slapped his thigh and said, "It's right to be struck by lightning!" The calamity is to be chopped. ”

Jin Chengwu said: "Tell me quickly." ”

I told me everything I had done yesterday in the car.

Jin Chengwu wondered: "Could it be that it is crooked, there are other masters in the car?" ”

Lao Wu said: "Even if this is the case, there should be no signs of a golden body on Xiaolong's body." ”

Jin Chengwu said: "I can't figure it out either. ”

Xiaoqian asked me carefully: "Brother Xiaolong, do you have any special feelings after being split?" For example, running faster than usual, jumping higher than usual, and so on. ”

I waved my hand vigorously: "No! "If I had run fast, I would have run earlier.

Jin Chengwu spread his hands and said: "There is no way, it seems that this is indeed a misunderstanding." ”

Lao Wu pulled me up from the ground and said apologetically: "I'm really sorry, I thought you were the same people as us, and you were scared a lot, I solemnly apologize." He said to Jin Chengwu and Xiaoqian, "Then let's go?" ”

Jin Chengwu smiled: "Old Wu, why are you so dead-eyed? Can you find a better place to practice? Now that Xiaolong already knows our identity, what's the use of leaving? Besides, we're not bad people. ”

I said in my heart that I have seen a lot of bad people, and the key problem is that you are not human at all......

Lao Wu also hesitated, and finally he took my hand and said: "Xiaolong, what Brother Jin said is also reasonable, can you do this, you are just an ordinary traveler, you can pay as much as you want, do you think it's okay?" ”

"Do you have the kind of spell that can make people forget the past, I don't mind if you use one for me."

Lao Wu said with a smile: "No, this kind of soul dementorship can only be learned by cultivators of the evil path, besides, we are following the right path, if we harm ordinary human beings, it will damage our cultivation, which is greatly disadvantaged." ”

My eyes lit up and I said, "So you won't hurt me?" ”

Jin Chengwu said: "How could we hurt you, if we knew that you were an ordinary person, we wouldn't bother you at all." ”

I peeked at Xiaoqian, those two are old goblins, what they say should be reliable, this sister is a ghost, she can play Sadako with a jump into the well, she won't have a love to suck people's yang energy except for liking TV, right?

Lao Wu said with a smile: "Xiao Qian doesn't have to worry, although she is a ghost, her cultivation is also the right way, if she is evil outside, I will get rid of her last night." ”

Xiao Qian said gratefully: "Thank you seniors." ”

Lao Wu said to Jin Chengwu: "Brother Jin, then we will stay?" ”

Jin Chengwu waved his hand and said simply: "Don't be a brother, since we are mixing in the territory of human beings, let's call them according to their rules, Lao Wu, you look the biggest, I will call you brother in the future, and Xiao Qian will not be called a brother by a senior, you will be called a brother-" Saying that, Jin Chengwu touched his face, and said proudly, "What's more, I don't look so old at all." ”

Xiao Qian called timidly: "Brother Jin." ”

Jin Chengwu responded: "Good sister." ”

I frantically said, "You guys live here, do I agree?" "The shopkeeper who co-authored me is all decoration in their eyes, and the Hong Kong and Taiwan accents have come up.

The three of them looked at me together: "You don't agree? ”

"Uh...... I'm 100 a day, see that you guys are not bad, get 85% off......"

Before I could finish speaking, the three of them said in unison: "You said a good day of 80!" ”

"Is it funny that you guys are so calculating?"

……

I now understand why they were confused when I first mentioned money to them, they thought that I was a great power who had survived the catastrophe, playing in the dust of the world with unknown purposes, and money was naturally a floating cloud for people like them and me.

Gao Xiaowei rushed down from the upper floor and said loudly: "Longyangyang, I'm hungry, when will I start eating?" ”

Jin Chengwu also said: "I am also hungry after a day's journey. ”

I pointed to the mountains of instant noodles in the small restaurant and said, "I only have instant noodles." ”

Gao Xiaowei said: "Go and soak me one." ”

I said angrily, "You don't have long legs yourself? "I didn't run because I couldn't run fast, and second, because she, now surrounded by a group of monsters, I won't fight anywhere!

Xiao Qian said softly: "I'll go." As he spoke, he floated towards the pile.

I was speechless, this girl really has no feet......

"Sister, I'll do it myself." Gao Xiaowei glared at me and ran up to help Xiaoqian.

Jin Chengwu followed slowly: "Is there any braised beef?" ”

I looked at Lao Wu, who stayed in place, and he raised the cup in his hand at me and smiled: "I'll just drink water." ”

In the end, my noodles were still soaked by Xiaoqian, I wanted to hide far away, but Gao Xiaowei pulled Xiaoqian and didn't let go, and said while waiting for the noodles to be good: "By the way, sister, you said that you ran up the mountain in the end, and then what?" ”

I said angrily, "Didn't you come here then?" Don't ask, eat yours. "I had to sit at a table with them.

Gao Xiaowei ignored me and asked, "What kind of mountain is that?" ”

Xiao Qian pointed out the door: "That's it." ”

Opposite the train station is our highest Harrier Mountain, I think Xiaoqian should have been hiding in the mountains all these years, so she doesn't even know how to use the room card, and the water dispenser is now Gao Xiaowei's when making noodles.

Jin Chengwu sat down next to me and asked with a smile, "Is this your sister?" It's pretty. ”

Gao Xiaowei glanced at him, but obviously Jin Chengwu's handsome guy was still too old in her eyes, Gao Xiaowei perfunctorily said to him: "Handsome guy, you look quite like Andy Lau." ”

Jin Chengwu waved his hand and said: "No, Andy Lau has become more and more like Ma Sanli as he grows older, and they say that I am more like Wu Zun." ”

Gao Xiaowei said unexpectedly: "You also like the Flywheel Sea?" ”

I mustered up the courage to poke Jin Chengwu's waist secretly, implicitly threatening: "Stay away from my sister!" ”

Jin Chengwu said to Gao Xiaowei hehehe: "Your brother loves you a lot." ”

Gao Xiaowei pouted and said: "It's not a kiss, his mother is his mother, my mother is my mother, although his father is also my father, I actually have a father." ”

Jin Chengwu counted with his fingers for a long time, and finally patted me on the shoulder: "I thought my family background was complicated enough, you are better than me!" ”

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The tickets are very powerful, and it would be better if there were more. If you look closely, Andy Lau is really becoming more and more like Ma Sanli.