Chapter 15: The Four Great Biaozi
"After years of research, merit and vitality can improve a person's cultivation!" The rogue rabbit said: "Is this considered one, and my blood can also help you cultivate, although I don't have the strength, but I am also a creature created by the creation god alone, my blood is infinitely useful!" ”
"But Chang'e is an immortal now, right!?" Guo Jiangjing said suspiciously: "Isn't she cheating?" ”
"This is also the reason why that Jade Rabbit chose Chang'e!" The rogue rabbit sneered: "It is said that the jade rabbit had already chosen a good object, but after discovering that golden pill, he tempted Chang'e, who was still a mortal, and chose her after she became an immortal!" ”
"That's a!" Guo Jiangjing rolled his eyes and said, "Everyone is directly immortal, is it necessary to fight?" ”
"You're a**!" The rogue rabbit said angrily: "Do you think your current strength is very poor? Have you ever seen someone stronger than you? ”
"This ......" Guo Jiangjing was stunned, because he wanted to fulfill his dream of college, he has always been very low-key, and he has rarely come into contact with people who practice martial arts, but it is not that he has never been in contact, now that he thinks about it, it seems that there is really no stronger person who practices martial arts than him.
"Your current strength is already considered a martial arts practitioner, but you are still 108,000 miles away from the immortal!" The rogue rabbit said solemnly: "But in this country where the people who exercise are almost extinct, I can't find a better person, which is why I chose you, not everyone is Chang'e, and can find a golden pill that directly becomes an immortal." ”
Guo Jiangjing was silent;
The rogue rabbit didn't bother him, just smoked a cigarette on the side, and said: "Think about it, although choosing to form a companionship with me is dangerous, it is also a great opportunity, once you defeat those two things in the west, there are many benefits!" ”
"What about failure?"
"Dead." The rogue rabbit said indifferently: "Let's die together!" ”
"OK" Guo Jiangjing showed a sneer at the corner of his mouth, grabbed the ears of the rogue rabbit, threw it out against a wall, and shouted: "It's done!" ”
"Bang"
"Nima!"
"Don't come to me in the future." Looking at the rogue rabbit sticking to the wall, Guo Jiangjing said solemnly: "I'm not interested in looking for death, brother, I still want to live for a few hundred more years." ”
Guo Jiangjing doesn't care if what the rogue rabbit said is true or false, but he doesn't want to fight at all if he is not sure at all, and besides, what this dead rabbit says, I'm afraid even the gods don't believe it.
"The two of us have a lot of benefits working together." The rogue rabbit still didn't give up, after his body slid to the ground, he covered his ears on both sides and continued to tempt: "After winning, money, beauty, and status are as much as you want, and those two ** things see that we have won, and we have more hope of becoming gods directly." ”
"You, how far and how far you go." Saying that, Guo Jiangjing lifted the ears of the rogue rabbit, pointed out the window, and threw it as hard as he could.
A black white light quickly streaked across the sky, and then Guo Jiangjing's impatient voice came: "You girl, the earth can't take you anymore, monster, go back to your Mars." ”
When Guo Jiangjing finished speaking, the rogue rabbit just hit the ground and smashed on the main road at once, sending the great god away, and Guo Jiangjing breathed a heavy sigh of relief.
At the beginning, I took in this rabbit for the sake of its ability to speak, and originally thought that this rabbit was man-made, and I didn't want this monster to eat too much, sleep too much, drink fiercely, and have no rabbit demeanor at all.
Fortunately, he himself has seen that some martial arts practitioners can indeed do things that are difficult for ordinary people to understand, such as swallowing a knife alive, cracking a stele with one palm, and kicking a big tree with a thick bowl mouth.
Among the people Guo Jiangjing knows, the old woman who taught himself can do it with one palm, and it is precisely because he has seen this kind of strength that Guo Jiangjing can persist in practicing until now.
But now, the words of this dead rabbit have made him unbearable, and the most important thing is that if this rabbit is not cured, this girl really doesn't know what kind of big-headed Buddha will come out.
For the sake of the rabbit who once taught him to cultivate merit and vitality, the "parabolic movement" just now was still done more cautiously, and he was not allowed to fall into a pulp.
The red flower hiding in Guo Jiangjing's body suddenly spoke: "What this rabbit said is true?" ”
"I don't know, but my little heart can't stand it." Honghua's voice reminded Guo Jiangjing that there are even ghosts in this world, so it's not surprising that there are gods and immortals!
"Is there really a god in this world?" Guo Jiangjing squinted his eyes and looked at the sky, and saw a rabbit that spoke in a foreign country was rare in the world.
When I heard that he was asked to die, no one wanted to.
"Guo Gongzi, there are more bizarre things in this world, whether what my sister said is true or not, but his cultivation method is indeed of great benefit to you at present." The safflower hiding not far from Guo Jiangjing's heart can feel the heat coming from his heart, which is not something ordinary people can have.
With the eyes of Honghua who has lived for more than a century, it can still be seen that even a person who practices martial arts cannot have such a strong qi and blood, because he thought that this must be because he has cultivated the cultivation method that the rabbit said.
"You mean! Listen to the rogue rabbit, what to do with that ** thing in the West? "Guo Jiangjing's martial arts skills were learned from a dead old widow.
However, the old widow only taught him a little fur, and he died, so he didn't learn much, just when Guo Jiangjing practiced the moves taught by the old widow to the point of familiarity, and he didn't know how to practice next.
The rogue rabbit appeared and taught him the method of using merit and vitality to practice martial arts, and improved his cultivation that he had not been able to improve in the past few years, which was also the main reason for taking it in at the beginning.
"I'll be able to calm down when he's gone." After speaking, Guo Jiangjing yawned, and saw that it was dark at this time, so he took a shower, and after coming out, he fell on the bed in a large shape.
After the rogue rabbit was thrown out, all the alcohol in his brain disappeared at once, but at this time it was in mid-air, unable to react, and its eyes looked straight at the floor made of concrete.
Fortunately, Guo Jiangjing's strength was very good, and when his feet landed, he only had a faint pain for half an hour before he could walk normally.
The place where the rabbit fell is a small road, which is rarely walked, and it is dark at this time, except for the thief, normal people generally do not choose this road to go home, so no one noticed when the rabbit landed.
"How can I say that Lao Tzu is also an immortal, and he was actually killed by an offspring boy." The more the rogue rabbit thought about it, the more angry he became, and pointed at the sky and scolded as he walked: "Female woe, look at the clay figures you pinched, they all don't know the hearts of good people." ”
As if he had heard the rabbit's words, a bolt of lightning pierced the sky, responding to the rabbit's cruel words just now, and then pouring rain.
"Your uncle's." The hooligan rabbit hurriedly found a place to shelter from the rain: "It seems that I have to find something to give to Guo Jiangjing and let him get on fire." ”
Just when the rogue rabbit was thinking of a way to let Guo Jiangjing extinguish the fire, he looked up and saw the colorful underwear and underwear hanging in the residential area, and his eyes suddenly sparkled.
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