"Today, your blood!" Guo Jiangjing immediately came to his senses when he heard this, stared at the rogue rabbit, and said with a look of drooling: "I found that your blood is simply a holy medicine, that drop of blood has brought me a great temptation, I can feel it, if I drink it, it will improve my strength a lot." ”

"So that's what happened!" The rogue rabbit nodded and said, "It's okay to tell you, lest you beat my idea all day long." ”

"Let's recruit it, maybe once and for all!" Guo Jiangjing looked at the rogue rabbit and swallowed again;

Rogue Bunny: "...... I hope you don't stew me once and for all! ”

"Speak quickly!"

"Do you know Chang'e? There's a rabbit by her side! ”

At the urging of Guo Jiangjing, the rogue rabbit spoke, but the first sentence made Guo Jiangjing jump up directly;

"Nima, mud, peat, mud what's the joke?!" Guo Jiangjing grabbed the ears of the rogue rabbit, shook it up desperately, and yelled: "You fucking want to tell me, are you the rabbit next to Chang'e?" Why don't you say you're Chang'e next to the rabbit!? ”

"You...... You...... Calm down, I didn't say I was a rabbit next to Chang'e! The rogue rabbit was thrown and almost didn't spit it out, and hurriedly shouted: "If I am really a rabbit next to Chang'e, it must be a mother, don't worry, it will be cheap for you when the time comes!" ”

Guo Jiangjing lifted the rabbit in front of him, stared at him, drooling, and asked slowly, "You're really not!?" ”

"I'm male!" The rogue rabbit was about to cry, and leaked out his little screws, and shouted, "Look......"

"Fuck your uncle!" Guo Jiangjing smashed the rogue rabbit against the wall, and shouted with a perverted look: "What are you doing?" Do you dare to play hooligan on me, do you know how to write dead words? ”

"Nima!" The rogue rabbit stood up from the corner with difficulty, shook his stunned head, and said sadly: "Why did I meet you evil guy!?" ”

"Less nonsense, you let you not finish the words once!" Guo Jiangjing looked at the rogue rabbit angrily and shouted, "You don't say it quickly!" ”

"I say, I say!" The rogue rabbit ran to a corner, looked at Guo Jiangjing cautiously, and said with a sad face: "Actually, it's quite embarrassing to say about me, to put it simply, I was divorced by a rabbit, and the object of divorce is Chang'e's rabbit!" ”

Guo Jiangjing opened his mouth wide and looked at the rogue rabbit blankly;

"I know what you're trying to say, but don't believe it!" The rogue rabbit's whole body shrunk into a ball, especially the ears, which were protected by death, and before Guo Jiangjing did not move, he shouted: "You yourself are a martial arts practitioner, so why can't there be immortal cultivators, why can't there be immortals, why can't there be Chang'e!?" ”

Guo Jiangjing swallowed back the words that came to his mouth again, and after looking at the rabbit twice, he said, "You continue!" ”

"At the beginning, there were four big biao in heaven and earth!" The rogue rabbit gritted his teeth and said, "Those four are bastards, super bastards, two hundred and five!" ”

"Which four!?" Guo Jiangjing asked curiously, and the rogue rabbit's answer made his eyes darken.

"Pangu, Nuwa, Yahweh, Mary!"

The corners of Guo Jiangjing's mouth twitched, he didn't speak, just looked at the rogue rabbit;

"Needless to say, the Lord and Pangu among the four bastards, the God who created the world, I." The rogue rabbit said with a look of disdain: "Nuwa and Maria are also biaozi, ** things, one is desperate to play with mud to make people, the other is desperate to give birth to children, there are several litters in one child, damn, it's like a game......"

"Wait, wait!" Guo Jiangjing wiped his cold sweat and hurriedly stopped, even if he was a martial arts practitioner and could already accept immortals and angels, but he still didn't dare to compliment the rogue rabbit's words, "What do you say this has to do with you!?" ”

"Of course it does!" The rogue rabbit found a cigarette, took a puff hard, and said hatefully: "These four bastards have enmity with each other, so the things they created also fight each other, angels and immortals, Western humans and Eastern humans, but they are all victorious and defeated, and finally they actually thought of the 'beast', that is, the divine beast of the West and the fairy beast of the East, and then ......" The rogue rabbit looked at Guo Jiangjing and said with a sad face: "Lao Tzu was born!" ”

Guo Jiangjing: "......"

"Lao Tzu's origin is actually quite big!" The rogue rabbit took another puff of cigarette before saying: "The fairy beast born first in the east is the Eastern Divine Dragon, and the Western Dragon was born first, and then when the four-legged snake in the East and the big lizard in the West bite each other, Pangu and Nuwa created a pair of rabbits, which is the Jade Rabbit of me and Chang'e!" ”

Guo Jiangjing already feels like he's going to collapse, what is this, Tianshu?

"If you were a rabbit created by Pangu, how could you be so weak!?" Guo Jiangjing let himself believe the words of the rogue rabbit for the time being, and then looked for the error in the rogue rabbit's words, "After so many years since the beginning of the world, even if a pig has lived for so long, it will have already become an immortal, you are no different from an ordinary rabbit now!" ”

"That's why I scolded those four bastards!" The rogue rabbit gritted his teeth and said: "These four bastards saw that the heavens and the earth were about to be shattered, so they made an agreement, the two sides temporarily truce, and then each made two ordinary creatures, and did not give them strength, let them find a partner by themselves, and then start a big battle, and the winning side will win!" ”

"After the four ** things created us, they saw that the heavens and the earth were in a mess, so they temporarily sealed the four of us, and let the heavens and the earth recover first!"

After the rogue rabbit finished speaking, he smoked a cigarette on the side, waiting for Guo Jiangjing to digest the news he had just gotten.

After a long time, Guo Jiangjing took a deep breath and looked at the rogue rabbit and said, "Then what is the matter with the divorce you said?" ”

"What else is going on?" The rogue rabbit drooped his ears and said: "The four creatures have been sealed, the moment the seal is unlocked, a new battle begins, and Chang'e's jade rabbit is precisely the first creature to unseal it, and I am the last creature to unseal, the female rabbit will not look down on me, when I went to look for her, she asked in public to dissolve the marriage that Pangu and Nuwa had set for us." ”

"Pangu and Nuwa still let you get engaged?" Guo Jiangjing couldn't help laughing, "Two rabbits engaged? ”

"You're laughing fart!" The rogue rabbit said angrily: "What do you say In order to let us cooperate better, both the east and the west are a male and a female, and they are both engaged at birth!" ”

"Okay, okay!" Guo Jiangjing couldn't help but laugh and said, "How can you make me believe you?" ”

"Time tells!" The rogue rabbit stared at Guo Jiangjing and said, "I will follow you for a while, and I will do everything I can to improve your strength, and then you will help me clean up that jade rabbit and those two bird things in the west?" ”

Guo Jiangjing groaned slightly, suddenly jumped up, and shouted: "If what you said is true, then I won't participate in the four ** things, no, the battle between the four powers!" ”

"That's right!" The rogue rabbit said incredulously: "You won't just react!" ”

"Bang"

Guo Jiangjing smashed his fist on the head of the rogue rabbit and roared, "You want my life?" Join those guys in the fight! ”

"What are you anxious about?!" The rogue rabbit covered his head, and now there were three horns on his head, and his tears were about to flow out of his eyes, "In order not to fall apart as before, we all choose people from the human world, that is to say, we all start from mortals!" ”

"Oh" Guo Jiangjing nodded, and couldn't help but ask again: "Don't you have any exercises or anything like that?" ”

"Nope!" The rogue rabbit shook his head and said: "Except for the four of us creatures who can provide you with some help, the rest are all on your own, in front of those four ** things, you four don't want to steal and play tricks, you can only rely on yourself and us!" ”

"How can you help me!?" Guo Jiangjing looked at the rogue rabbit suspiciously again;

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