It's you? ”

"It's not me!"

When Qin Wuyang and I met, this classic dialogue arose between us. Drunken Dew Academy

Originally, if he hadn't seen me, I would have wanted to avoid it for a while, wait for this guy to calm down for a few days, or I would change my clothes and hairstyle to meet him in another identity.

But now it's too late, Qin Wuyang saw me like an old bachelor who had been pouting for decades and rushed down from the podium like a beautiful naked girl, ten fingers spread wide in front of his chest, and shouted: "I'll strangle you!" ”

Since I received customers, people have never seen such a warm greeting method, and everyone present looked at him with smiles and discussed: "This may be the etiquette of the Qin Dynasty." ”…

Only I understand that the grievances between us cannot be explained in a sentence or two, and it is kind if he is really willing to strangle me to death smoothly.

I turned behind Fang Zhenjiang with a puff of smoke, probed my head and said, "Listen to me..."

At this time, Qin Wuyang had already caught the front, Fang Zhenjiang immediately realized that something was wrong, he reached out to dissolve Qin Wuyang's attack, hugged his waist and knocked him to the ground, and said with a smile: "What's the matter with you, Xiaoqiang has a grudge against you?" ”

Xiuxiu said: "It's impossible for the two of them to meet...", and introduced to Qin Wuyang, "This is our Principal Xiao." ”

Qin Wuyang didn't listen to this sentence, and when he heard the words "Principal Xiao", he was even more angry, and said with fire in his eyes: "Yes, it's him, I've heard someone call him that." ”

Fang Zhenjiang stopped Qin Wuyang, who continued to pounce, and said, "Hey, you have something to say, how did you meet?" ”

Fang Zhenjiang deserves to have learned boxing and practiced kung fu in Shaolin Temple for eight years, and dragged Qin Wuyang around, Qin Wuyang saw that there was no hope of revenge, so he simply stood on the ground and pointed at me and said angrily: "It's him who whipped me with the sole of his shoe!" ”

Everyone was dumbfounded, and Li Shimin smiled: "How is it possible, can Xiaoqiang still go to see you a year ago?" ”

Qin Wuyang glanced at him and said, "Who are you?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang solemnly introduced the idea that peers should hold each other's stinky feet: "This is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and he is higher than the level of King Qin who you were going to assassinate at that time. ”

Qin Wuyang spat on the ground and said, ", these people don't have a good thing!" ”

Zhao Kuangyin slapped the table hard...

Qin Wuyang pointed at me again and shouted, "You ask him if he has such a thing!" Do you dare to admit that the surname is Xiao? ”

I rolled my eyes and said, "It's not a shame. Why don't you dare admit it. "Anyway, it's not me who gets pumped, and it won't help to blindly deny it, and if there is a contradiction, it must be resolved.

When the people saw me, they actually responded. couldn't help but wonder for a while, Fang Zhenjiang was surprised: "So you have been to the Qin Dynasty?" ”

I nodded hesitantly, and a person suddenly stood up in the venue: "Xiaoqiang, everyone here is your own person, I don't think you have to hide it anymore." "It's Wu Sangui, it turns out that he came here for a customer meeting, and he and Mulan know about the things I can wear back.

As soon as Wu Sangui finished speaking, the entire venue suddenly fell silent, and then suddenly there was an uproar: "Xiaoqiang can still go back?" "If he goes back, then we won't go back." Isn't that a mess? ”

Suddenly, one of them stood up and asked me in a trembling voice, "In that case, can I go back to see my brothers?" It was Hua Rong, and Guan Yuguan, who was beside him, also said in a daze: "Go back... Won't I be able to see the eldest brother and the third brother? ”

The two men discussed. The Drunken Dew Academy immediately brought up the reverie of the surrounding people, and they started talking in a chaotic manner.

Qin Wuyang waved his arms frantically and said, "Don't make noise, don't make noise." Solve my problem first. ”

Everyone said angrily: "You have a hairy problem! ”

Qin Wuyang pointed at me with his hand across Fang Zhenjiang and said, "He..."

Fang Zhenjiang said disdainfully: "What is he, didn't he just hit you twice with the sole of his shoe?" We are much more bitter and bitter than you, some time ago, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang, our Liangshan heroes and the Eight Heavenly Kings can all be together. What is unacceptable to you? ”

Genghis Khan said: "If you want to be more serious, the four of us (referring to Li Shimin and the other two emperors) can be regarded as enemies of each other. But we're not amiable yet. A man's mind should be as broad as the prairie. ”

Yan Zhenqing smiled and said, "Assassinate Qin Di Qin Wuyang, right?" I'm sorry to tell you that your image has always been the villain. It turned out that the book on the ground said that you would cringe as soon as you entered the Xianyang Palace, but if you really participated in the battle to assassinate Qin Shihuang as you said, it was Xiaoqiang who fulfilled you. ”

Qin Wuyang said with a calm face: "Then in short, I died because of him." ”

Mao Sui came over and put his arm around Qin Wuyang's shoulders and said, "Brother, it's not right for you to say that, even if Xiaoqiang wasn't present at that time, there were still so many guards, and... It's not my brother, I said you, it's okay to threaten the monarch and scare and scare, I didn't expect you to really kill, you have no professional ethics. ”

Li Shimin came out to play a round and said: "Okay, okay, in the end, this is all a matter of the previous life, and no one is allowed to go on endlessly." ”

Qin Wuyang shouted with a crying voice: "You're done with it?" ”

In order to quickly expose this article so that they could ask me about going back, these people were a little wishful thinking, and they didn't take into account Qin Wuyang's heart that needed to be appeased, ten hours ago he was whipped by me with cowhide shoes and no money in front of everyone, and then I realized that this face had been lost after 2000.

looked at him and said: "Brother, I don't have any opinion on you personally, one is because Qin Shi Huang is my friend, and the other is that he can't die, so let's put it this way, if he doesn't die, no matter what, you still have a name for the ages, and I can still spend a year here; If he dies, you and I, including everyone present, will have to finish the game. ”

Li Shimin said with concern: "Xiaoqiang will tell us what is going on." "Several emperors who followed him also poked their heads over, theoretically speaking, the better they lived in their previous lives, the more they naturally wanted to go back, and those who were qualified to come to me were basically outstanding people with a prominent reputation, so when they heard that there was still hope of going back, they all cared.

I walked up to the podium, cleared my throat and said, "That's the case, everyone must believe that there are gods in this world now, right?" Then, above the immortals, there is also a restraining force called Heavenly Dao..."

I don't think it's a big secret to my clients, they still have to drink Meng Po soup before they go back, which is the equivalent of a doctor talking to a patient about surgery. The real situation of Zuilu Academy's condition is between what can be said and what can not be said, anyway, the patient will end up with numbness...

I made a point of emphasizing that the trajectory of history cannot be changed, which should be not very good news. Who wants to repeat the old ways all the time, and repeat it for a lifetime, and even know when they are proud, when they are frustrated, when they are burping, which is absolutely unbearable for this group of creative and controlling.

Sure enough, after I finished speaking, people looked at each other and were silent for a while, and Wu Daozi asked carefully: "In this way, if you don't look for us after we go back, we won't even know that we are alive?" ”

I scratched my head, the question was too hard to answer. This has gone beyond philosophy and is about to rise to ethical issues, in fact, human feelings are only memories, if there are no memories. You can't deeply identify with another person because of a simple blood relationship, or suddenly a stranger says he's your best friend. It doesn't make sense. Wu Daozi's meaning is: if a person can't have a unified memory, then it is the same as several people, and they are irrelevant to each other.

Before I could figure out an answer. Hua Rong didn't care about 3721 anymore: "Then will I be with my brothers again when I die in the future?" ”

I laughed angrily and said, "You don't have any hope." There will always be a time when the Heavenly Dao will return to normal. Even if not, you'll outlive me. ”

Hua Rong still didn't give up: "Aren't you able to go back and forth at will?" Take me with you next time you go to the ground. Fang Zhenjiang said: "And me." ”

I waved my hand vigorously and said, "No, no, no." If I want to go back, Hua Rong and Wu Song over there are not dead yet, how can you two go? ”

This fatal assumption struck Hua Rong and Fang Zhenjiang away, and the two sat down in a daze, bowing their heads and saying nothing.

Zhu Yuanzhang rolled his eyes and said, "Xiaoqiang, then after we leave, you can take Bao to find us." Zhao Kuangyin beside him also nodded vigorously.

I smiled and said, "What am I going to do with you if you don't change the course of history?" ”

Zhu Yuanzhang thought for a while and said, "That's it, after you find us, we won't change anything, okay?" I really don't want to forget who I am after drinking that bowl of Meng Po soup, you wait for me to become the emperor and then go to me, even if I can only live step by step, but at least I know who I am, how I came here, and I can still be a stable emperor for ten or twenty years, do you say..."

Zhao Kuangyin and Li Shimin hurriedly agreed, and many others also applauded, these people came to me This is not forced to be helpless, they are all chosen by themselves, the reason why they do this is nothing more than nostalgia for the previous life, and now that they know that they can go back, there are actually more than half of them shouting for me to go to them, which is equivalent to living an unusual life in two lives, but the next life is less suspenseful and more sober... To sum it up, they would rather live a boring life than lose a memory and lose themselves.

Bian Que and Hua Tuo glanced at each other, and suddenly stood up together and said: "Xiaoqiang, please be sure to go to us after the two of us leave, we have already found a way to study anti-cancer, but there is obviously not enough time, if you can help us recover our memories after we go back, we will definitely succeed, and you will be the savior of countless people at that time." ”

My eyes were full of little stars and I said, "It seems that I can't refuse this request, and the Nobel Prize in Medicine is beckoning to the two of you." ”

Hua Tuo just smiled faintly, and Bian Que said: "It's not promising, why are you always thinking about the little prize of foreigners, you won't set up a Hua Tuo Award Bian Que Award or even a Xiaoqiang Award to surpass him?" ”

This sentence was like a slap in the face, and I suddenly said: "Yes, in the future, we will set up a talent education award and let all foreigners come to grab it." ”

Li Shimin smiled and said, "Then I can't grab it willingly..."

Look, this is the imperial mind.

In fact, I have always had a lot of respect for Nobel, because he resolutely did not have a mathematics prize...

At this meeting, there were people in the meeting room who made excuses for me to go to see them, and I waved my hand again and again: "Let's stop this problem today, and deal with the specific situation in the future." I came to Qin Wuyang and said, "Now you understand, right?" ”

Qin Wuyang sighed and said: "Hey, what's the use of understanding what you don't understand, you can only admit it, even if I want to kill you, they have to let it." He suddenly looked at the tourist shoes I was wearing on my feet and said, "Then why don't you use them to whip me, this one doesn't seem to hurt."

…

When I got home, I saw the lights in He Tiandou's house on, and I crashed into it and shouted in a rough voice: "Where did you two old immortals run away?" Lao Tzu has something to ask you. ”

Liu Lao Liu smiled and said, "Look, I'll just say that this kid won't appreciate it." ”

I was stunned: "What kind of affection?" ”

He Tiandou said: "You first tell you what is wrong." ”

I sighed angrily: "Let me ask you, how was Li Si a modern person in his last life?" ”

He Tiandou smiled: "What's so strange about this. This is a phenomenon that has always existed, do you think that the people of the Qin Dynasty can only be reincarnated in the Han Dynasty after they die? Have you heard of the six reincarnations, since it is reincarnation, of course it is possible for modern people to be reincarnated in the Qin Dynasty when they die, but the reincarnation of the previous generation was not very common in the past, and there were more after the axis of the human world fell. ”

I suddenly said: "No wonder Hua Rongfang Zhenjiang and they were still in the Song Dynasty in their last life, and in this life, they suddenly reached the 20th century, it turned out to be this reason." I turned my head to face Liu Lao Liu again, "It's your turn, say it." Qin Wuyang has become my customer, I have no opinion, why is he actually the Qin Wuyang who was stunned by me? ”

Liu Lao Liu said innocently: "It's nothing, do you think there are several Qin dynasties in history?" Since you wear it back and knock people out, of course, you have to allow people to remember you. The inverted axis of the human world only makes the times parallel, and it can't be cut off. ”

I sorted out my thoughts and said: "That is to say, after Qin Wuyang was stunned by me, no matter whether the historian wrote it according to the facts or not, it was their part of the matter."

But it can't be passed on to future generations? ”

Liu Lao Liu snapped his fingers: "You're finally there." ”

I spread my hands and said, "Wait, then I'm confused again, since that's the case." Why should I run around to stop them from changing history? Anyway, each has its own way. Even if Xiang Yu defeats Liu Bang and sits on the mountains and rivers, we are still us. In the next section of the human world axis, Liu Bangdi's descendants are still the emperors of the Han Dynasty, and there is no obstacle to anyone! ”

He Tiandou said: "That's right, that's it." ”

Liu Lao Liu saw that I was about to collapse, and said with a smile: "Didn't I tell you this a long time ago, the reason why we have to conform to history is because of the monitoring of heaven and earth, although the great changes of any dynasty will not affect the entire axis of the human world, but it is not like this in the default thinking of heaven, it only recognizes its set, for example, it is like a card reader and we are a magnetic card, if there is a broken head on the magnetic stripe, it will think that the magnetic card is broken, it spits out the card, and we will be wiped out." ”

I only felt that the spiritual platform was empty: "All this I have done is just a small scale to repair the breakpoint, in order to deceive the Heavenly Dao?" ”

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou applauded together: "Eh, it's a big idea!" ”

I stomped my foot and said, "Then you didn't explain it earlier, as if Lao Tzu still thinks how great he is." I then poked Liu Laoliu's waist and said, "What did you just say, what kind of love did I lead you?" ”

He Tiandou confidently took out a piece of paper and said to me: "You also understood just now, we want to dry the land just to use the BUG of the Heavenly Dao to fool through, and when our magnetic card is released by it, everything will be fine, if we want it to be released, our magnetic stripe must come down smoothly..."

"Less nonsense, talk about things!"

He Tiandou clapped his hands: "The next thing is definitely the real idea... Lao Liu and I stayed up for a few days and nights, and finally studied and understood a key, history is actually composed of a few points in each dynasty, you just need to grasp these points, other trivial matters can not be left alone, we have found out these key points in the past few days. ”

I laughed and said, "Two old bachelors don't sleep at the research point, can they orgasm?" ”

Liu Laoliu and He Tiandou: "..."

I saw that the two of them were quite serious, and I hurriedly said, "What can you do if you find out these points?" ”

He Tian Dou Niu B baking:; +.: "We call this piece of paper a table of ideas, on this table, Qin Shi Huang only has three points, Xiang Yu only has two points. ”

“… What do you mean? ”

Liu Lao Liu said proudly: "This means that Qin Shi Huang only needs to do three things in his life to get by, and Xiang Yu only has two, if they finish these two or three things, will it be easy at other times?" ”

Just for a moment, I suddenly brightened up and said in surprise: "In this way, as long as they complete a few representative tasks on the surface, they can no longer care about any historical influences, and can comfortably become themselves again?" ”

The two old gods nodded slowly.