The rabbit said, don't give tickets, don't give cigarettes, don't sell you cute, so put a recommendation ticket over, the rabbit is grateful, a ticket to buy a rabbit cute passerby, it's worth it, everyone.

Just now, when Guo Jiangjing was still some distance away from home, a middle-aged woman greeted him very warmly, and the degree of enthusiasm made Guo Jiangjing's eyes a little black.

Who this middle-aged woman was, he knew, was the owner of the only commissary in this area.

And she only has one possibility to be so enthusiastic about Guo Jiangjing, that is, his rabbit has patronized the commissary again.

Every time he saw the middle-aged woman greet him so warmly, he couldn't help but scold himself.

At the beginning, the rogue rabbit had just come to Guo Jiangjing's side, because of its special appearance, it was quickly known by the people around him, and Guo Jiangjing raised a pure black rabbit by his side.

Then, one day, the rogue rabbit ran to the commissary, holding a bottle of wine and running, everyone around here knew this rabbit, and naturally knew that he Guo Jiangjing raised it, and then the shopkeeper came to the door.

Guo Jiangjing was also very surprised at the beginning, but he didn't expect the rabbit to like to drink, because the rabbit had just come, Guo Jiangjing thought that since the rabbit wanted to live with him, it was nothing to invite him to drink, so he generously said that he asked the rabbit to get the wine, and gave the money to the middle-aged woman.

Then, Guo Jiangjing's nightmare came.

Guo Jiangjing swore that he really didn't know if this rabbit was still a drunkard and a smoker.

Almost every other day, the middle-aged woman would find Guo Jiangjing and ask Guo Jiangjing for wine money, and later cigarette money.

And these are all the masterpieces of this dead rabbit, but Guo Jiangjing can't say anything, and he can't return it, because every time he finds a rabbit, the rabbit will smash the bottle open, and the cigarette will be opened, and he can't return it.

And what makes Guo Jiangjing a headache is that the amount of alcohol in this rabbit is still scary, and he is the size of a palm as a whole, but the amount of alcohol is at least five catties, you know, his own weight is less than a catty.

And what makes Guo Jiangjing sad and angry the most is that this bastard drinks all the wine every time and doesn't leave him at all, this is simply a bastard at home, he is now a famous drunkard and smoker in this community, and he also has a rabbit who buys alcohol and cigarettes by himself, but God knows, he hasn't drunk and smoked for a long time.

And today, Guo Jiangjing completely broke out, and after kicking the door open, what appeared in front of him was a rabbit with four feet in his mouth, a Great China cigarette in his mouth, and several bottles of Wuliangye and Moutai scattered next to him.

Seeing this scene, Honghua couldn't help laughing at first.

"Xiao Jiangzi!" After the rogue rabbit heard the voice, he looked up at Guo Jiangjing with a black face in a daze, and shouted in his mouth: "Two catties of beef!" ”

"Beef? Is rabbit meat OK? ”

"Want to die?" The rogue rabbit spewed a cigarette out of his mouth and said lazily: "Believe it or not, Uncle cleaned you up!" ”

Looking at the appearance of the rogue rabbit, Guo Jiangjing sighed helplessly, grabbed the rogue rabbit's ears and was about to go out.

"What are you going to do?" The rogue rabbit struggled back and forth twice, and suddenly found that Guo Jiangjing looked at him with a trace of appetite, which made him shiver excitedly, and the strength of the wine immediately went down halfway.

"Nothing?" Guo Jiangjing scratched his head honestly and said honestly: "I heard that there is a small hotel in the north, and the signature dish is called drunken rabbit meat. ”

Hearing this, the rogue rabbit had completely sobered up, looked at Guo Jiangjing and stammered: "You, you won't be planning to ......"

"That drunken rabbit meat is to make the rabbit keep drinking, so that its own meat has a hint of wine!" Guo Jiangjing looked at the rogue rabbit and swallowed his saliva, and muttered: "I am a rabbit fed with Moutai and Wuliangye, it is still black, and the effect should be better than that of ordinary rabbits!" ”

"Yikes!"

The rogue rabbit screamed loudly, "Uncle Jiang, the little brother knows that he is wrong, you spare your life, my meat is really not delicious!" ”

"Whether it's delicious or not, you don't know until you've eaten it!" Guo Jiangjing didn't like him, he carried his rabbit ears and walked out with the rabbit that was constantly struggling.

"You and my brother, do you want to eat me?" The rogue rabbit looked at Guo Jiangjing pitifully, his little arms and legs kept struggling, but his ears were too long to reach Guo Jiangjing to grab his hand.

"Indeed, you and my brother are one!" Guo Jiangjing thought slightly, and when the rogue rabbit just showed a glimmer of hope, he said firmly: "Don't worry, even if it's not delicious, I will insist on eating it, after all, you and my brother are one!" ”

"!" The rogue rabbit is in a hurry, and this time he is going to bite someone.

Like a swing, he slammed it, and under Guo Jiangjing's surprised gaze, he hugged his arm, and then opened his mouth and bit it hard.

"Oops!"

Guo Jiangjing looked at the rogue rabbit who was covering his mouth and swaying innocently, and said helplessly: "Why don't you remember your surname for a long time, what my brother has is metal martial arts, although he can't metalize his whole body, but it's okay to make some skin hard like iron, can your little teeth bite through iron?" ”

"Woo woo, I was wrong, I was all wrong, everything I did was wrong!" The rogue rabbit cried with a sad face, hugged one of Guo Jiangjing's hands, and said pitifully: "Brother, big brother, carry the handle, the little brother is really wrong!" ”

"It's so cute!" Honghua on the side looked at this scene, and couldn't help but light up in his eyes, a palm-sized black rabbit was holding a person's arm at the moment, that appearance was so cute, even if it was a ghost, he couldn't help but rush up to hug the little rabbit.

But Guo Jiangjing doesn't eat his set, usually he spends five or six thousand a month, and the top of the sky is only ten thousand. But after the rabbit came, his expenses soared to hundreds of thousands, or even hundreds of thousands.

The owner of the small shop is going to call Uncle when he sees him now, if he doesn't cure this rabbit, his black pot will be in vain.

"I was so wrong!" Seeing that Guo Jiangjing was not ready to stop, the rogue rabbit couldn't help but scream: "Really, really, really ......"

Seeing that the rogue rabbit kept yelling there was true, Guo Jiangjing asked suspiciously, "Really!?" ”

"Really, really, really ......"

The rogue rabbit's small mouth was like a machine gun, and it kept spraying.

"So tell you, what the hell are you?"

One sentence made the rogue rabbit tremble, and immediately quieted down, silent;

"What? Don't say it! Guo Jiangjing looked at the rogue rabbit and sneered: "Believe it or not, I'll take you apart and take a look!" ”

"Believe, I absolutely believe!" The rogue rabbit struggled slightly, motioned for Guo Jiangjing to let go, and then found a place to sit down at will, looked at Guo Jiangjing staring at him, and pouted: "I almost understand your kid's surname, I'd rather kill a thousand wrong than let go of one, and completely inherit the sharp and domineering power of metal, and I don't like to have things that I can't grasp the most." ”

"Then you don't say it!" Guo Jiangjing also found a place to sit down and looked at the rogue rabbit.

"Smack"

The rogue rabbit lit a cigarette, looked at Guo Jiangjing and asked curiously: "You should have sensed that something was wrong with me a long time ago, but I want to know, what made you decide to ask me!?" ”

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