What a hair!

It's enough to get past the addiction of mastering the power of life and death, and can you really kill the fat man? It's like someone kindly lent you a phone to use, on the surface, you are polite to use it casually, are you embarrassed to take someone's phone to make a call?

But this feeling is really good, think about it, as long as you say a word, hundreds of lives will be lost in your hands, how cool is that? No wonder the fat man can't even eat eggs and tomato noodles and still stammers in front of his emperor, men, this is the power that lives.

I still feigned hesitation... Don't let them see that I'm fainting.

General Wang, their eyes were staring at my mouth for a moment, everyone had the desire to survive, and they didn't want to find death by themselves until the last moment, and a group of old men also shouted: "Principal, kill!" Headmaster, kill! ”

As soon as I waved my hand, everyone fell silent, and I said aloud, "You can't kill!" "I can see that Meng Yi let out a long breath after I said this, not to mention General Wang, they have walked through the life and death barrier, if it weren't for the danger, they would have softened long ago.

My father-in-law, Li XX, said: "Principal, it's not enough for the people to be angry if they don't kill these people!" ”

I glared at him, if it weren't for his willingness to give my daughter to me as a harem, I would have pumped him a long time ago, these old guys are headed by Wang XX and my father-in-law, and they want me to kill General Wang on the wall, the bigger the matter, the fat man is busy dealing with me, the easier it is for them to take advantage of the chaos.

I said in a loud voice: "General Wang, they are not wrong, they are also serving the king. How can fratricide be done? There is a big misunderstanding in this..."I stood in front of the mountain-like guard, and said to General Wang across the mountain, "I promise, as long as you don't rush forward, we will never hurt you, you give me some time." If I'm not mistaken, the king's new order will arrive soon..."

Before I finished speaking, only the sound of horses' hooves came from afar, and a sharp and bright voice shouted with panic: "The king's order, General Wang should return to the palace quickly, and he will not enter the Xiao Mansion for a single step!" ”

When we came closer, we saw that this person was the eunuch next to Qin Shi Huang, the one I wanted to search for me before I went to the palace, and he ran over to see that we hadn't done it yet. Immediately relieved, exaggeratedly patted his chest with his hand and said with a "coquettish smile": "I'm scared to death of the slave family, I thought there was a river of blood here." He came to General Wang through the layers of encirclement, and said to General Wang, who was still a little stunned: "The king is strict, General Wang will return to the palace immediately when he sees the slave family." Don't hurt a single hair of King Qi! ”

This will is not so much to pardon me as to pardon General Wang and them, and if there is no way at this moment, the bastard is willing to fight with me. When he heard this, he suddenly heard the sound of heaven, and said excitedly: "The last general will be ordered!" Then he walked up to me and knelt down, and said word by word in a trembling voice: "King Qi, I owe you a life." My brethren owe you a hundred lives, and if there is any send, our brothers will never give up. ”

He also understands in his heart that as long as I just said Nunu, he would have been shot into a sieve now, and I almost swallowed my anger when I could have killed him logically to save the lives of their gangs, this person is very affectionate, looking at his true feelings, it is estimated that I will really rebel against him now, and I will have to follow.

I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Okay, a misunderstanding." You don't have to take it to heart. ”

A group of old guys suddenly smiled and said, "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, hahaha, which made us worry for a long time." With this will, the old guys took a reassuring pill, the water dog turned into an auspicious unicorn again, and even the king issued an amnesty decree, and this time he didn't even need to have a psychological barrier to hug the king's thighs, and for a while the flattery came like a tide.

At this time, I don't know who was suddenly surprised: "Blood." King Qi has blood on his pants! ”

I looked down and saw that the base of my thighs was flushed. The blood still has a tendency to spread to the trouser leg, this is the blood sac I just tied to my thigh, I should have just squeezed it when I didn't pay attention to it when dealing with emergencies.

An old guy blurted out: "King Qi was so scared that he peed his pants!" As soon as the words came out, he knew that he had said something that he should not say in his life, and his face turned white, and others really didn't even give him a chance to cover up his slip of the tongue, and said indignantly: "How can you slander King Qi like this, it is obviously blood!" ”

The man's crotch was wet when he was refuted... He really peed his pants.

Wang XX glanced at my crotch and shouted, "King Qi is obviously so angry that he urinates blood!" ”

Because my part is really sensitive, and I am not injured, it is difficult to convince the public if it is not urine, so Wang XX remembered such an unbelievable reason: urine blood. Generally speaking, blood is much better than urine, King Qi was so angry that he urinated blood, which contained the meaning of full of anger and the end of the hero, which is better than King Qi being scared to pee his pants I don't know how many times, the same, this theory is also applicable to the highest, the hero can be angry to vomit blood, but the meaning of being angry to spit is almost.

This time, my cheap father-in-law Li XX did not refute Wang XX, you are finished, the first time you saw it, King Qi was so angry that he urinated blood, you just wait for the whole door to be beheaded! ”

General Wang glanced at me with embarrassment, and Li XX said proudly in order to give himself a strong reputation: "I won't tell you that my little daughter has always admired King Qi, and in order to fulfill her wish, I decided to marry her to King Qi..." ”

I hurriedly returned the salute with a smile on my face: "You are too polite." ”

Unexpectedly, I Xiaoqiang can finally harm the children of cadres! Baozi is now pregnant, this is the golden time for men to cheat, and it has laid a solid foundation for my second wife, although it is wrapped in the Qin Dynasty... The road is a little farther, but I don't know it!

On the other hand, the king of the land XX couldn't get used to Li XX's proud appearance, and couldn't help whispering: "Your daughter is like a cake, and she is embarrassed to marry." ”

I was stunned and said, "What does it look like to paste cakes?" "I didn't think that there would be pasted cakes in the Warring States?

One of Meng Yi's soldiers took out a sticky cake and showed it to me... They probably carried it with them as rations for the march, and I saw that it was not square or round. It's hard to compliment the look. Looking at the others who seemed to be smiling or not smiling, Wang XX's description was mostly true, so I immediately dispelled the idea just now, there is already a bun at home, and now I will find a paste.

The daughter-in-law still opened a breakfast stall, and besides, she didn't even have a bowl of porridge, it was too dry!

At this moment another eunuch rushed to us on horseback, waving his whip in the air and shouting menacingly: "Get out of the way! Get out of the way! ”

He rushed to us, and the eunuch who had just passed a decree knew this person and said, "Gonggong Xu, is it the king who asked you to send a decree to recall General Wang?" I've done it. ”

That Gonggong Xu didn't even look at others, and suddenly said to General Wang: "The king's mouth." Ask why you haven't returned to the palace yet, and quickly mention Xiao to see you! ”

Everyone was stunned, and General Wang was standing beside me, wondering: "Didn't the king just issue a pardon order, should I kill the king of Qi or not?" ”

Gonggong Xu's eyes rolled and said, "Our family only needs to pass on the king's password." Leave it alone. ”

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Someone in a group of ministers whispered: "The king has changed his mind again." Someone agreed: "I'm afraid that this time I have made up my mind." Wang XX patted her father Li XX and said: "Now is the time for you to express your determination, which side are you on?" ”

Li XX said: "I have thought about it, my daughter's ugliness is not worthy of King Qi, so let her support me for the elderly." He said politely, and a few sliding steps under his feet were already far away from me.

After Gonggong Xu passed the decree, he sat on his horse and stared at General Wang, who looked at him and then at me. The expression was extremely unnatural, and in the end he had to draw his sword again, Meng Yi stepped in front of me and stood up, and said angrily: "You repeatedly..."

As soon as General Wang drew his sword, his men could only hold the weapons in their hands again, and Meng Yi's men then aimed their blades at them again, but this time there was no longer a tense atmosphere, and the people on both sides looked at each other. It's more like a little brother who is negotiating in the underworld and waiting for the boss to speak.

General Wang said to Meng Yi with tears and laughter: "General Meng, there is no grudge between us personally, we are both kings and courtiers, you have to understand me." ”

Meng Yi sighed and said, "I understand...", he glanced back with his eyes and said, "Principal Xiao, what do you think?" ”

I said, "Wait a little longer and see when the new order arrives." ”

I am also very strange that the two commands are less than 10 minutes apart, and it stands to reason that they should not be.+

Gonggong Xu looked at General Wang and said, "Why don't you do it yet?" ”

I laughed and said, "It's the first time I've seen a eunuch like you. Can't you see the situation clearly? ”

Eunuch Xu glanced at the field and saw that General Wang pitifully surrounded several people by our inner and outer three floors. I couldn't help screaming, "Do you dare to rebel? ”

I watched him get angry and ordered, "Drag him down!" Something that is neither male nor female! After speaking, he hurriedly smiled at the first eunuch who came to deliver the decree, "Father-in-law, I didn't mean you. ”

The eunuch giggled and said, "It doesn't matter, although the slave family gave birth to a male body, but if you cut that dirty thing, it will be a woman." As he spoke, he glanced contemptuously at Gonggong Xu, who had been pulled off the horse by the soldiers, "Who is like him, not a man or a woman!" ”

I shuddered and asked, "I haven't asked my father-in-law for his name." ”

The "female eunuch" covered her mouth and said with a smile: "What is the surname, what is the name, there are all servants of the king around the king, but before I was cleaned, there was a common name Zhao Gao." ”

I didn't take a breath and almost fell over, and before I could say anything, another eunuch came from afar, waving his arms desperately in front of his chest and shouting: "The Great King's order, General Wang should return to the palace quickly, and he must not enter the Xiao Mansion for half a step..."

This time, without waiting for General Wang's order, his men were busy putting away their weapons, and Meng Yijun was also a little accustomed to it, and lifted the siege with ease, and the soldiers on both sides looked at each other, laughing and laughing.

General Wang sighed and put his sword in the box and said, "You said that the king is this..." He arched his hand at me and said, "Xiao... That principal, I'd better go back and see what's going on, who can stand this wave. ”

I smiled and said, "I'm not busy, I'll go back with you." ”

A group of old men saw that I basically couldn't die, and they came around one by one, this one told me to wear more clothes, and the other told me to take care of my body, and almost used the pot helmet girl to seduce me successfully Li XX took a few steps forward, and said enthusiastically: "King Qi, the little girl is actually quite beautiful..."

I hurriedly waved my hand: "You're still polite." "Don't talk about sticking cakes and not sticking cakes, I can't afford to be a barometer, and I can get along with these old men in the future, and I can't get along with all the people who are far away from me, and we are not officialdom.

I went back to the house and changed my pants, took the sharpened two swords and the finished blood sac, and took Meng Yi's troops and General Wang into the palace together.

As long as I went into the house to change clothes, two eunuchs came to the Xiao Mansion, naturally, one was to order me to kill, and the other was to cancel the order, now Meng Yi and General Wang's people have long been accustomed to seeing it, as soon as the order to kill me came, the people on both sides took out their weapons with smiles and made a look, and then someone rode a horse, and before the other party could speak, they all put away their weapons, and they were happy at first, but then they were all bored... On the way from Xiao Mansion to Xianyang Palace, we received no less than a dozen wills, not to mention killing and pardoning, and because of the difference in the eunuchs' immediate technology or path, there was a question of killing or forgiveness.

Later, the soldiers who followed me into the palace took pleasure in this, and whenever they saw someone approaching, they all smiled at each other: "Eh, do you say that this decree is to be killed or pardoned?" ”…