After sharpening the sword, I tried it on myself first, and Jing Ke's dagger hurt a little... It's similar to the pain when I was stabbed by the teacher with a blackboard in elementary school; The fat man's sword slashed on the leg, in addition to rubbing a body of iron powder, it also felt similar to a broom.

can be used, but it's a pity that there are two magic weapons, so that they will be unearthed many years later, and experts must advance the age of the shoehorn to the Qin Dynasty.

Weapons are easier to get, and the rest needs to use high-tech means, everyone knows that scientific and technological means are always above the hardware in the filming process, if you want to fly, you can hang Weiya, but if you want to fly and send ball lightning, you have to use computer stunts, even if you want a Godzilla, you just need to find two carpenters and a few tailors, but it is difficult to make it move, you have to raise a few geckos to observe carefully...

There are indeed red pigments everywhere, especially in a high-end club like our Xiao Mansion, but after being mixed into water, the color of red sauce is very ugly, do you say this is arterial blood or venous blood? But no way, high-tech, what we are fighting is that people in the Warring States period can't think of such a thing as a plastic bag, I poured the red pigment mixed into a liquid in a plastic bag, and used the bottom of the bag to hold a cone-shaped bag, and then tied the mouth tightly with twine, so that a small blood sac was made, and later in view of the leakage of some bags, I decided to unify the two layers, I made a dozen in one go, and tied one of them to the legs, at that time people were wearing robes with big sleeves, especially Jing Ke as an envoy, the clothes were even more complicated, I couldn't see a small bag hanging inside, and I was just about to try to cut with a stupid sword after I hung it, when I heard a report from outside that someone asked to see me. I couldn't understand it, so I hurriedly ran out, only to see that there were already more than a dozen old men standing in the courtyard, basically all of whom had seen it in the main hall, either this Qing or that doctor, all of whom were important ministers of Qin Shi Huang.

As soon as the old men saw me come out, they all bowed their hands, some called Qi Wangdi, some called Xiao Xianren, and some clever ones called Principal Xiao. All of them were very affectionate with a smile, and they were all sycophants.

Wow Ka Ka, the most YY plot in is here.

At a young age, he called the emperor a brother and sister, and the historical ministers had to be inferior when they saw him. Of course, it's best if most of those celebrities are still mediocre supporting roles when they see the protagonist, and after the protagonist's three eyes and five words, they have incomparable wisdom.

I stood on the steps and returned the salute triumphantly. We also have the capital to play a big name now, we just came in the morning, and before dinner, we were crowned King of Qi, and we also took over the Fat Guard's Guard, this treatment can't even be compared with the previous Lu Buwei.

It's a pity that before I could ask the names of everyone present to see if there were any historical ministers worth mentioning, a group of soldiers in bright armor rushed in from the gate of my mansion, and one of them shouted angrily: "Xiao Shun obeys the order, you call yourself the king and conspire to rebel, the king order, kill on the spot!" As soon as he said that, two soldiers rushed to his side, and I came with a menacing momentum!

It was too sudden! Just now I was still in my Xiao Mansion and was sought after by a group of ministers. Why didn't I become a "rebel" before I became a "rebel"?

No need to ask, this is Qin Shi Huang finally forgot me without restraining his temperament, and the bad is bad and the bad is completely forgotten before. But I was already quite influential, and it was inevitable that people around him would mention my name. As soon as the fat man heard that there was a king of Qi in addition to himself, eighty percent regarded me as a peasant rebel.

At this time, it was supposed to be the time for me to exude the aura of a king, but in this situation, I couldn't cry and laugh and didn't know what to do with these people, so I couldn't help but take two steps back, and someone in the group suddenly shouted: "I have long seen that the 'Xiao Rebellious' conspiracy is wrong, so I specially came to test him alone, I can't imagine it, I can't imagine it, he is so unrepentant..."

The minister next to him said angrily: "Wang XX (XX is the name of the minister surnamed Wang) you villain, what did you say on the road just now that King Qi has a promising future and will rely on his promotion in the future, this will change his face!" ”

Oh, the famous minister has found it, such an outspoken and loyal minister must be the fat man's right-hand man in the future, before I stepped forward to ask his name, I didn't expect him to turn his spearhead, pointed at me and reprimanded: "I'm not here to test you, I'm here to expose your hypocrisy!" ”

I hurriedly stood still... What am I hypocrite? After thinking about it for a while, I suddenly understood, this character is not very good, just now I bowed my head and bent my head to see my heels, is there such a debunking person? The reason why he said this is also for self-preservation, the fat man has sent someone to kill, naturally there is no suspense, it is hard for him to change his face and become so ingenious, the degree of hypocrisy is outrageous, I glanced at him, and my impression of him was suddenly very bad.

Sure enough, the king of the land who was reprimanded by this old man XX said angrily: "Li XX, you (XX is the name of the minister surnamed Li) farted, didn't you just say that you want to marry your daughter to the king of Qi, even if it is a concubine." ”

I took a deep look at Li XX,...

In addition to them,

The ministers are silent, how to explain the rebellion that the king is trying to kill, this old life is going to be lost, Qin law is strict, and the conspiracy and rebellion is definitely the crime of the nine clans, although the fat man has not yet become the emperor, but his ruthlessness is well known, even his own father Lu Buwei has "sprinkled (killed) and sprinkled", not to mention others, so Wang XX and Li XX, who wants to be my father-in-law, are too face-painted performances under the fear of being a father-in-law.

Before two vicious soldiers could rush to me, one shouted, "Stop! "It was Meng Yi sent by the fat man to protect me.

Meng Yi stopped the person who was arresting me, and said to the leader of the other party: "General Wang, I am here to protect Principal Xiao under the personal order of the Great King, how can you say that he is a rebel?" "It seems that he knows this General Wang, so the other party came to arrest me, and he was stunned for a moment before he stood up.

When the ministers heard the word "kiss", they all perked up, and then swept General Wang with a very unfriendly gaze.

General Wang said unequivocally: "I am also under the king's own command!" ”

The ministers suddenly languished...

Meng Yi was shocked, looked at me and General Wang, I saw that he was in danger of defecting, and secretly stabbed him in the waist and said, "Do you remember how the king entrusted you?" Even if he sends someone to kill me, you have to obey my orders, the king is wise, he has long expected this day! ”

Meng Yi paused, then knelt down on one knee and said, "Meng Yi respectfully obeys Principal Xiao's orders!" ”

Before Meng Yi's words fell, the people under him all pointed their spearheads at General Wang and them with a "bang", while the people in the back row all held their crossbows flat on their chests, and the crossbowheads were all pointed at the people brought by General Wang.

General Wang only brought more than 100 people with him this time, I guess on the one hand, because the Qin Palace is empty and there is no one to send, and then there is the fat man who is half confused and unconscious, he will never think that there are still people who dare to arrest, of course, in peacetime, it really doesn't matter how many people are sent, but I have 10,000 forbidden troops who listen to death orders in my hands.

There are 500 Meng Yi troops patrolling in the Xiao Mansion alone, and there are at least 2,000 on the periphery, plus someone is ventilating and reporting, and there are constantly forbidden troops pouring over from all directions.

General Wang looked at the form, suddenly slowly pulled out his long sword, and said gloomily, "General Meng, please don't embarrass me, if you don't retreat, we can only meet each other." "This Comrade Wang is still unrepentant to carry out the orders of the king of their family.

Meng Yi said expressionlessly: "It's you who don't embarrass me." After saying this, he didn't say anything again, just stood in front of me.

As soon as General Wang drew his sword, his subordinates also hesitated to take their weapons in their hands, but not necessarily how loyal these people were, even if they put down their weapons now, they may not be able to live, and as soldiers, the final fate of escaping from the battle can only wait for the judgment seat.

The situation immediately became serious, Meng Yijun saw that the other party still had the intention of resisting, and the spearmen in the front row suddenly bowed down at the same time to expose the crossbowmen behind them, and thousands of crossbow arrows surrounded these 100 people, General Wang, they were basically turtles in the urn.

The old men were already stupid when they saw this scene, and when the king caught Xiao Shun, it was of course when he beat the water dog, but he didn't expect the water dog to suddenly transform into... Turning into a reservoir dog, whether to continue to be a loyal minister of the king or a hero who does not suffer immediate losses, this is a question!

Wang XX, who was the first to reprimand me, suddenly pointed at General Wang and scolded: "Wang XX (this XX is General Wang's name), you traitor, you dare to pretend to be the will of the king and attempt to murder the king of Qi, I have long seen that you are not a thing!" "This trick is high, neither to suffer the immediate loss nor to give people a handle.

When it is, General Wang is inside, Meng Yi's army is outside, in fact, there is no suspense in this battle to fight, the only difference is that if General Wang and his people make the first move, our soldiers will have a small number of casualties, and our people will make the first move, General Wang They will be shot on the wall within 2 minutes, several captains under Meng Yi saw that Meng Yi was very embarrassed, turned their heads to me and said: "Principal, kill or not?" ”

Hey, what a familiar line...

When they saw that I didn't speak, they said eagerly: "Principal, kill or not?" "There will be no choice in this way, strike first, General Wang and they will launch a suicidal charge at any time, and the losses will be heavy at that time, and the last few people asked again, "Principal, kill or not?" ”

Then thousands of soldiers asked in unison: "Headmaster, kill or not, headmaster, kill or not..."

Before I could speak, Wang XX and my cheap father-in-law Li XX loudly instigated: "Principal, not killing this person is not enough to understand my Qin Fa... Headmaster, kill! More than a dozen old men immediately understood that this was a good time to kill people and eliminate Jiangdong, and immediately shouted together: "Principal, kill!" Headmaster, kill! ”