We were chatting when I suddenly received a phone call, and I looked at the number and gestured to Liu Bang: "It's Fengfeng." ”

Liu Bang: "Damn, you hooked up when I left?" ”

I gave him a middle finger and said, "Hey, Sister Feng." ”

Feng Feng said in a consistently cheerful tone: "It's my strong son, when will you want your batch of school uniforms?" ”

As soon as she said this, I remembered it, a few days ago, Yan Jingsheng received a batch of summer school uniforms from her, about a few thousand pieces, and the clothes of our Yucai students are generally ordered from her, although Fengfeng is said to be pirated, the craft is not covered, and now it has its own brand.

I said, "How much?" ”

Feng Feng said: "The old rule, the cost price plus an employee will be given to you, and you will not make money." ”

I smiled and said, "Sister Feng is interesting! ”

Feng Feng snorted and said: "Who are you to me, in the end, our friendship is our friendship, can I still mess with you because of a man?" At the end, she asked cautiously, "Liu Ji, that bastard, ran back and forth, and the business was reluctant, why didn't he see anyone dead or corpse, didn't he just hide from me, right?" "At the beginning, Liu Bang told Fengfeng that he had a new love, which I admired Liu Bang, but at that time, he said this when he was running to say goodbye, and now it seems that he is sick.

I covered the phone and whispered to Liu Bang: "You said that the girl misses you, talk to her?" ”

Liu Bang hesitated for a moment and stretched out his hand and said, "Give it to me I smiled and said to Feng Feng: "I'm here with him now, let him tell you." ”

Liu Bang took the phone and said cautiously: "Hey? ”

Feng Feng said with a smile: "Lao Liu, I'm bored, they're all adults, and they all disappeared mysteriously?" Besides, I'm not going to pester you, what are you running? ”

Liu Bang said: "No... I really didn't expect to see you again. ”

"Gone to hide from debt? Lack of money tell me, don't you still have dry shares in me? ”

Liu Bang said, "No need." You take it and expand production, I'm actually here to collect an old debt, and now that I have it, I can't see you anymore. ”

I hummed in a low voice, "Won the world and lost her..."

Feng Feng is also the kind of person with rough lines, and said with a big grin: "So you are in the field? When will I come back and I will invite you to dinner, it is still the same sentence, the business is reluctant, friends are still friends. ”

The two of them suddenly fell silent at the same time, and then asked each other at the same time, "Are you okay?" Then there was silence again, and I covered my cheeks and groaned, "That's a tooth! ”

Feng Feng was a little hoarse and said, "Are you still up at night?" ”

Liu Bang: "It's still three times a night." ”

Feng Feng said: "Take care of your body." After all, it's not a ten-year-old guy. ”

Liu Bang was speechless for a while, slowly hung up the phone, and suddenly slapped the table and shouted: "See, this is a woman!" ”

I laughed, "Yes, I know she's a woman - you don't seem to wake up late when you live with us." ”

Liu Bang said resolutely: "I must see Fengfeng again." ”

I was puzzled, "But you can't go back." ”

Liu Bang said: "You bring her." ”

"This..."

Liu Bang held my hand and said, "I know you are embarrassed, but for your brother Liu, you have to think of a way." It's really not possible to find a few people to tie her up first, and I'll send Fan Hao to help you. "I don't want it, Lao Fan made me so crowded at the Hongmen banquet that I didn't even eat pork, can I follow me?

"My difficulties are easy to overcome," I whispered, pointing to the bedroom door, "but can you overcome that tigress of yours?" "Female pirate dealer vs. Queen of the Han Dynasty - which female frequency MM wants to write this theme and use it!

Liu Bang said with a heavy face: "Then let me think again." ”

I stood up and said, "You think slowly, I have to go back, there is no one to take care of Baozi." ”

Liu Bang sent me at the door and said, "If you really don't want to meet me here, let's go to the fat man's place." ”

I said, "Okay." Let's talk about it when the bun is born - by the way, if you want to be lonely, I will take you to the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang is good, he has a lot of little girls, and he will give you ten or eight lands. ”

Liu Bang looked like he had been in the sea and said with emotion: "Hey, are you in your forties for this?" I just want to find someone who can talk. ”

"Talking and getting up three times in one night? I'm leaving, and when my son is born, I will recognize you as a godfather. ”

Liu Bang nodded: "I won't have another official position, and the king will be hereditary side by side, but I can only pass on the eldest son, if you really have a football team, your father has more than 20 people, three thousand miles side by side, and I can't stand it." ”

I laughed. I got out of the car and rushed towards the 21st century.

In the past two days, Baozi has called me a lot. On the one hand, she was worried about her ancestor Xiang Yu, and on the other hand, she was also idle and bored, no, she picked up another one on the road, and when she heard that things were all right for the time being, I was rushing back, and Baozi said excitedly: "Hurry up, come back quickly." ”

I scolded: "You are not a thing compared to Liu Bang and his daughter-in-law." Is there anyone urging a man to drive fast? ”

Bao Zile said: "Just close your eyes and step on the accelerator." What do you expect someone on the road? Less nonsense, come back soon. ”

That's right. I pressed the gas pedal all the way down, and the window alternated colors, telling me in a very special way that I was at an unprecedented speed, and to be honest I missed my son a little bit, I hadn't heard him in the stomach for days.

After a long time, I finally arrived at the door of the house, and when I entered the house, I saw that Baozi was waiting for me in the living room with a big belly, and I hurriedly squatted in front of her and said, "Let me hear what my son is doing." ”

Baozi pushed me away and said, "I'll listen to it later, are you tired, do you want to take a break?" ”

I casually said, "Not tired." ”

Baozi said happily: "If you're not tired, let's go!" ”

I was surprised, "Where are you going?" Then I realized that there was a big bag at her feet, with toiletries and other messy things, as if she was going to go far away.

Baozi said as a matter of course: "Let's pick up the big ones and go to live with the fat man for a while." ”

“… Why? ”

"What's the matter with you letting the big guy live in a girl's house all the time?"

I laughed and said, "Does it have anything to do with you?" "Who is the ancestor.

Baozi rarely coquettishly said to me: "Let's go." ”

I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Then you stay, I'll go and send the big one to the fat man and come back." ”

Baozi said angrily: "Are you pretending to be confused or are you really stupid, and you are busy with the old lady?" As he spoke, he kicked the bag on the ground.

Of course I knew what she was thinking, and the woman in front of me, who had been pregnant for almost 10 months, had relapsed into an old illness -- and that love to be hilarious had relapsed. So I couldn't bear it when I heard that Mulan and Liu Bang were back!

I said earnestly, "Your due date will be in ten days, right?" ”

Bao Zi said: "Let's go play for a few days and come back before then." ”

I jumped to my feet and said, "What do you think you're watching a football game?" This is the birth of a son! Not necessarily accurate! ”

Seeing that I was angry, Baozi bowed his head and said, "Actually, where is the child?" ”

I said flatly: "No, you can only go after giving birth!" "Although the current hospital charges are black, I am relatively relieved to let those nurses who wear gloves and cover their faces like killers to deliver babies, the fat man has a killer, the killer is trendy enough, and the midwifery is even worse, and it is even more outrageous to watch the stable woman on TV, it is really like a fan - it will be coaxed on the side.

Baozi quibbled: "What's not to worry about." If all the children of the Qin Dynasty were born and died, would there still be a Han Dynasty? "Yo, historical knowledge has improved!

I said, "Less nonsense! ”

Seeing that I didn't have the slightest intention of compromise, Baozi suddenly hugged her stomach and leaned back on the sofa and moaned, although I knew that she was pretending, I couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with you?" "No way. Baozi is the child who herds sheep, even if she shouts 10,000 times now, I have to take it seriously, which is called not afraid of 10,000 just in case, because she herds the sheep is mine!

Baozi leaned back on the sofa and hummed with his eyes closed, "I'm depressed..."

I shook my hand and said, "Don't mess with your ancestors, just hear about postpartum depression, how can there be prenatal depression?" "And it's the first time I've seen depression to the point of having a stomachache.

Baozi suddenly opened his eyes and said, "As long as you take me, I promise you that you won't be depressed after giving birth, can't you?" ”

I was completely speechless. Buns and the word depression... Why is it so hard for me to connect them? It's called coercion... Uh, coerce the little side by side king to make the old side by side king!

Seeing that I never let go, Baozi finally said angrily: "If the old lady hadn't been able to touch the steering wheel, I would have gone by myself and stomped my feet and said: "Lao Tzu is afraid of you, so I said okay, I only played for two days." ”

The bun turned out of the sofa with a "ha", lifted the travel bag and jumped out of the door in two lunges, while saying proudly: "You are like a ghost, and you can't turn out of Ben Sima's Five Finger Mountain!" ”

I reacted in a daze for a long time, and I didn't understand what the connection between these three things was, and I have to say that the bun has been subtly infecting me - her way of thinking is probably that I am "a guest in my dream." Straight Hangzhou as Bianzhou" place inspiration source.