Xiang Yu waved his big hand and said, "Let him in." Then he ordered his subordinates, "Let's have a feast." ”

I shoved the sword to the second fool and pushed him outside and said, "After a while, the old man just now told you to go in, and then he used this to scare Bangzi, understand?" ”

The second fool muttered dissatisfiedly: "It's you eating and I'm standing again, next time you can find someone else for this kind of thing..."

Xiang Yu and I came to the courtyard, this time Liu Bang has already walked in, the person next to him is thirty years old, with a Chinese face, and his eyes do not squint, it should be Zhang Liang, this kid looks quite unexpected, I thought he was the kind of Liu Lao Liu who was twenty years younger - by the way, he was picking up shoes for people, was the old man Liu Lao Liu?

Liu Bang came to Xiang Yu and saluted respectfully: "General." ”

He called it this way, following the name of the two and the princes of all walks of life when they were fighting Qin, which seemed closer, and the implication also showed that they had made friends.

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Pei Gong is hard, you don't have to be polite." ”

In fact, the identities of the two of them are the same, Xiang Yu is the overlord, and Liu Bang is now the king of Han, but this line of courtesy and humility is still separated, Xiang Yu said that his body did not move at all, and his contempt was revealed.

This is the first time I have seen Liu Bang since the separation, and this kid has become the sanctimonious pretending to be a B criminal, not only is he not smiling, but even his clothes are arranged with edges and corners, and his demeanor is even tighter, like a newly developed peasant entrepreneur. Look at Xiang Yu again, an ordinary cloth clothes has the taste of Versace, and he wears this to a Paris fashion show without attracting the attention of the police.

Xiang Yu pretended to be affectionate and took Liu Bang's hand and walked into the hall and said, "Pei Gong is seated." "This is the *** nobleman, everyone on the earth knows that he looks down on you, but he just can't make a mistake on the face.

Liu Bang was also very cooperative and said with a smile on his face: "The general's majesty is the same as before, where Shicai Ji (Liu Bang's words) has passed." Seeing that the army under the rule of the general is clean and clean, and there is no way to be tyrannical, it is really a blessing for all the people to have a person like the general preside over the overall situation. ”

Xiang Yu smiled and said, "Each other." Pei Gong does not have to be too humble. ”

I followed behind me with my hands behind my back and muttered, "." ”

I don't know if Zhang Liang heard what I said, but the bosses were greeting in front, and we couldn't be cold when we were small, so I came up to me and said, "This general is very raw." ”

I said casually, "My surname is Xiao." ”

Zhang Liang arched his hand and said: "I don't know what to call the general's table?" ”

It's really a master who can deal with people.,In general, people who are more iron-clad call each other table words (not bitch.)。 It's the same as calling a certain brother now, even if the relationship is not very good, at least there will be a sense of psychological closeness to such a name.

But... I don't seem to have a word, I don't plan to use the word Xiao very strong, it's too white! Of course, Li Bai's character is too white, it's another thing, it's my number to fight or not, it doesn't seem to be very elegant, I can only whisper vaguely: "You just call me Xiaoqiang." ”

Zhang Liang, this kid found my closeness at once. He smiled: "It turned out to be Brother Xiaoqiang." ”

I saw Liu Bang's shoulders shrug, as if he wanted to turn his head to look, but he couldn't move.

I weakly hugged my fist at Zhang Liang: "It's good to say, Brother Zifang." ”

Zhang Liang grabbed my hand inch by inch and asked, "Does Brother Xiaoqiang have an heir?" ”

"There's... It's almost there, and the due date is 1

Zhang Liang was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "There is a little girl in the ovary, two years old, if my sister-in-law can be happy to give birth to Lin'er, how about you and I marry a child?" ”

I'll do the math, his daughter is two years old this year. Then when my son was born three years older than our family, he couldn't tell the old cow to eat tender grass, and Zhang Liang, the old man, seemed to be pretty good, as Wei Xiaobao said, what can be in and out of anything, Bangzi didn't poison him in the end, but he had a good end, and this business was done-

So I said, "That's good." Female junior, hugging gold bricks. ”

Zhang Liang was stunned and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaoqiang is really witty." ”

In the hall, Fan Zeng and Xiang Bo were already waiting there, and Xiang Bo was just an ordinary white-bearded old man who had nothing to say. The face is kind. There is a white beard, and at first glance it is the kind of soft-hearted older generation who has no position. An exemplary figure who does bad things with good intentions.

At that time, the seating of the host and guest was particular, and Xiang Yu was also a person who had experienced a Hongmen banquet, so the arrangement was as before: he and Xiang Bo faced east, opposite Zhang Liang, Fan Zeng and Liu Bang also faced face to face, one facing south and one facing north, but the question came, where do I sit?

In history, the Hongmen banquet was eaten by five people, and two performances should be outside, which one is my Xiaoqiang?

It stands to reason that I should sit next to Xiang Yu in the home field, but there are two surnames Xiang Di sitting there, which is equivalent to a family seat, according to my identity, I can barely count Xiang Yu's strategists should sit with Fan Zeng, but I think this old man is weird and awkward, he doesn't seem to want to be with me, so I simply sat side by side with Zhang Liang opposite Xiang Yu, which is also in line with our modern people's habit of accompanying guests, and we want to mingle with guests.

The seat has been decided, someone began to serve cups and plates, people did not have SARS that would have been fashionable to divide the meal system, each person had a small table, and they all ate their own, I put the wine glass in front of me, waiting for them to say the opening remarks.

Liu Bang saw that the time was almost up, and he picked up the wine glass and said to Xiang Yu: "General, since the victory of Julu, the time is not short, then you and I will fight in the north and south, except for the tyranny of Qin, and divide the princes, all rely on the general's divine might, Ji often thinks about the general in his heart, this glass of wine, Ji wants to respect the general on behalf of the world!" ”

Xiang Yu smiled faintly, picked up the wine glass and touched his lips, Liu Bang drank it all in a hurry, Zhang Liang filled him with wine, he scratched his head and said: "There is a strange thing I don't know whether to say or not..."

Xiang Yu was a little inexplicable, it seemed that there was no such sentence at the beginning.

"Say it."

Liu Bang muttered: "If you want to say it, it's actually not a big deal - I heard that many people have seen me go naked to the general's tent to ask for a meeting, Ji is dull, but I can't remember such a thing..."

Xiang Yu and I glanced at each other, and said with a smile: "Nothing, it must be boring nonsense." "I couldn't bear it so much that my face was red, this black cauldron really fell on Liu Bang's body, and I knew that I didn't even have a blanket. Let him throw people away completely.

When Liu Bang heard Xiang Yu say this, he was relieved and said: "That's good, if that's the case, it would be too offended." ”

Xiang Yu couldn't hold back and finally brought out a smile, Liu Bang observed his words and saw that Xiang Yu was in a good mood. Suddenly, he straightened up from his half-kneeling position and said in a trembling voice: "The general spares his life." ”

Xiang Yu said: "What are you doing here?" ”

Liu Bang said with a sad face: "I heard that the general was furious when he heard that I entered Xianyang first, and wanted to reward the three armies for crusading against Liu Ji. ”

Xiang Yu said: "Some people say that you want to occupy Guanzhong and establish yourself as the king. Is there such a thing? ”

Liu Bang shook his hand vigorously and said, "Which little guy is making a rumor?" We started together back then, and now I'm lucky to be the first to enter the customs, how can I not measure myself to such a point, and besides, how dare I forget the general's support? ”

Xiang Yu said: "Then why did you send someone to guard the pass?" ”

Liu Bang said aggrievedly: "This is the general who wronged me, when tigers, leopards and jackals are rampant everywhere today, if they don't take the pass, how can they ensure that they don't have the heart to divide themselves, and they rush up, and it's not a pity to die." The heart of the fist that can give the general a generous gift is all in vain - general, Xianyang, I am guarding for you, waiting for you to collect it. ”

Xiang Yu smiled, his words were nothing more than lines, so he couldn't believe it or not, and shook his cup at Liu Bang: "Drink." ”

Liu Bang breathed a long sigh of relief, and carefully accompanied a cup while wiping the sweat on his forehead, which made Fan Zeng on the side anxious, he knew Xiang Yu's temperament, and the intrigues and tricks on the battlefield may not be able to deceive the seemingly rough overlord, but he is undoubtedly an idiot in political mediation. As soon as Liu Bang said a few soft words, Fan Zengsheng was afraid that Xiang Yu would waver, so he hurriedly interrupted: "King, your guests are here, why don't you ask someone to dance to help the fun?" ”

Xiang Yu was silent, which meant that he agreed, Fan Zeng's face was happy, and he clapped his hands and said loudly: "Someone is coming." Wine for Pei Gong and the king to dance the sword. ”

Before the words fell, the second fool jumped in from outside, and it seemed that he had been waiting impatiently, his two eyes crackled in his sockets, and his tongue licked his lips excitedly, and he circled the room. Immediately saw Liu Bang. Then the second fool squeezed his eyes at Liu Bang, and Liu Bang was inexplicable. I had to smile at him reluctantly.

But the next moment, the second fool's sword stabbed next to Liu Bang's cheek with a brush in his hand, and the cold wind blew the hairs on Bangzi's face fluttering, and Bangzi was so frightened that he let out an "ouch" and couldn't help but sit on the ground.

Not only him, but even Xiang Yu and I were a little surprised in the venue, originally dancing with a sword, at least you have to lean over slowly from far and near, how can you come up and split the ground?

But the second fool doesn't care, anyway, let him scare Liu Bang, he will take a sword on the left and a sword on the right, and the sword will not leave Liu Bang's head and chest for three points, not to mention Liu Bang, Xiang Yu and I are both hairy.

At this time, of course, the most anxious is Zhang Liang, after my old in-laws gasped on the side, they immediately set their eyes on Xiang Bo opposite, and it can be seen from Zhang Liang's eyes that this old guy must have colluded with Liu Bang yesterday.

At this juncture, I also hope that the old guy can come out to resist for a while, and the two fools are like repairing the bushes and gesturing on Bangzi's head, and it is not a matter for a long time, but looking at Xiang Bo again, at first he deliberately avoided Zhang Liang's gaze, and finally simply shrugged his shoulders at Zhang Liang, indicating that he could not do anything. I can also quickly see that the way is coming: the old man is not stupid, he is afraid of being a substitute for the dead!

Because in the original version, it is Xiang Zhuang who dances the sword, you see, Xiang Yu Xiang Zhuang Xiang Bo, all surnamed Xiang, from a biological point of view, Xiang Bo is Xiang Yu's uncle, that is, Xiang Zhuangdi's uncle, Xiang Old Man understands that Xiang Zhuang does not dare to really attack himself, but this time he changed the two fools who don't know the roots, who knows if his hand will be tidal, even if he won't, he may not put him in his eyes, this sword down Xiang Bo's old nose and old eyes poked it, it didn't make sense, so the old man didn't move, and finally looked at the northwest corner and whistled happily, he definitely didn't plan to help with this favor.

Liu Bang hid like a tumbler for a while, and finally couldn't support it anymore, and said to the second fool in a trembling voice: "The strong man is good at swordsmanship, Ji... Is Ji Ke lucky enough to invite a strong man for a drink? ”

The second fool had a cold expression, and he didn't mean to stop at all, whether it was acting or swordsmanship, he was a well-deserved powerhouse - if I were him, even if I kept my mind, I was afraid that Liu Bang would have poked several holes.

Zhang Liang was so anxious that his muscles flared up, and he seemed to want to go up and fight hard, he didn't have the calm wit of last time, and he couldn't be blamed for it, it happened suddenly, and everyone had to go crazy, and last time there was an old head and mud, seeing that my in-laws were about to do two stupid souls under the sword, I reached out and dragged it on his clothes, and whispered: "Don't you have Fan Xu?" ”

After all, Zhang Liang was the one who rolled over in the wind and waves, and after listening to me, he couldn't care about anything else, so Mo Tou ran out.

The second fool drew the sword with eight characters, looked back at me, meaning to ask me what to do next, I hurriedly made his eyes look and asked him to be careful, then I heard a chaos outside the hall, a man with a hairy face and arms with a long sword and a shield on his shoulder knocked down the guards and broke in, and was shocked when he saw the situation on the field, raised his sword to open the two fools, and looked at Xiang Yu angrily.

Xiang Yu said lightly: "Who is coming?" ”

Zhang Liang then came in and said: "This is Pei Gong's guard Fan Xu, I saw that this strong man was dancing the sword alone and it was boring, so I asked Fan Xue to cooperate with him." ”

Xiang Yu glanced at Fan Xu and said, "Well, it's a loyal servant, reward him with a glass of wine." ”

Someone brought a glass of wine to the left and right, Fan Xu raised his head and drank it dry, brewed a moment of excitement, and talked eloquently: "I..."

Xiang Yu interjected: "Okay, the sword has seen enough, let's retreat." ”

Fan was stunned: "This..."

Xiang Yu waved his hand, and suddenly someone stepped forward to lead the way and led Jing Ke and Fan Xu out, Fan Xu looked back as he walked out, as if he still had a full stomach and didn't say anything...

Not only did he not let him say it, I remember that he also rewarded Fan Yu with a piece of raw meat and let Xiang Yu save it, to say that Fan Xu, this person, is naturally not as rough as it looks on the outside, he said in the original version that he stole the limelight, it should be from Zhang Liang to find him from the beginning of the draft, along the way brewing feelings, ready to give a speech, but unfortunately this most brilliant strong man in this meal was sent out by Xiang Yu in a few words this time, not only ate a piece of meat less, but also with full of melancholy and unwillingness, Reluctantly left this dinner where he had become famous...