After Fan Hao and the second fool left, the banquet was calm again, and Liu Bang wiped his sweat and smiled embarrassedly: "Ji is rude." ”

After Zhang Liang sat down again, he didn't express any gratitude on the surface, but quietly pulled me with his hand, I understood that the meaning of this time can be far-reaching, including both thanks and private inquiries, I didn't say too much, just drank vigorously.

Fan Zeng saw that the assassin plan failed, and tapped the table with his hand several times to inquire about Xiang Yu with his eyes, Xiang Yu turned a blind eye, just chatted with Liu Bang about the past war, and when it came to resonance, both of them laughed, but the current Bangzi is to please Xiang Yu, and Xiang Yu is a little sincere, I know, in Xiang Yu's heart there is affection for Liu Bang, the two have enmity, that is to fight for mountains and rivers, Yu Ji's death was purely accidental, Liu Bang personally did not do anything excessive to Xiang Yu, the two of them came to me together, It was still wrong at first, but as Xiang Yu pursued Zhang Bing, Liu Bang continued to give him advice, and the grievances between the two have faded a lot, and besides, in my unfamiliar place, after all, only Liu Bang is the same period as him, the two have dealt with others together, and they have also fought each other, if you really want to talk, there are many topics.

Later, although Xiang Yu still misses Yu Ji, his hatred for Liu Bang has actually been relieved, the two of them usually quarrel and are angry, and they have unconsciously become a pair of bad friends.

So Xiang Yu saw Liu Bang this time, he always couldn't get up, I could see that he had begun to like to chat with Liu Bang, I wanted to take the opportunity to let him call Bangzi back, I squeezed his eyes at him, and kept making small movements to attract his attention. Before attracting Xiang Yu's attention, he first alarmed the person next to me, Zhang Liang asked with concern: "Is Brother Xiaoqiang unwell?" ”

Xiang Yu glanced over here when he heard this, just staring at me, I blinked desperately, of course Xiang Yu understood what I meant, his hand subconsciously pinched the pill in his sleeve, and hesitated. Finally, he shook his head at me slightly.

I slapped my thigh, this is a damn heroic plot.

Seeing that Liu Xiang and the two were close. Fan Zeng was also very anxious, he had always been determined to get rid of the Liu faction, and seeing that this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity was about to be missed, he couldn't help but sit still, and repeatedly glanced at Xiang Yu - in other words, this meal was really a meal with flying eyes.

Xiang Yu didn't see it, he just cared about chatting with Liu Bang, and Lao Fan was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks. Subconsciously took off the jade pendant on his waist and held it in his hand, I was also looking for something to shake Xiang Yu, in this place where the eyes were invalid, I could only use upgrade tools to attract the attention of others, if I took this opportunity to give Liu Bang to eat, how much work could I save in the future?

But I have a bunch of car keys in my pocket...

I turned my head and happened to see the jade pendant in Fan Zeng's hand, the old man wanted to lift it several times, and thought that Xiang Yu didn't dare to say anything first, so he put the jade pendant on the ground and twisted it around his fingers, I leaned over and said, "Do you need it?" You don't have to lend me for it. ”

Fan Zeng was speechless, and mechanically handed over the jade pendant, I swept over with Xiang Yu's gaze and hurriedly raised it high, Xiang Yu glanced at me, and then turned his head again, I sighed, and had to knock the jade pendant lightly on the table, waiting for the next opportunity. After a while, when Xiang Yu turned his head again, I took the jade pendant in front of my eyes again, Xiang Yu glared at me, but there was no response, and when I raised the jade pendant for the third time, Xiang Yu snorted quite dissatisfied.

Liu Bang was taken aback. thought that he had inadvertently offended Xiang Yu by any of his words. Both of them have already drunk a lot of alcohol, and it is inevitable that there will be places where they have lost their words and said the wrong thing after drinking. Liu Bang said carefully: "General? ”

Xiang Yu waved his hand with a sullen face: "It's none of your business, let's continue to drink." ”

I knew that Xiang Yu was stubborn and couldn't pull it back if it was nine cows, so I had to throw the jade pendant back to Fan Zeng, Fan Zeng was silent, I don't know what thoughts he was turning, and he used a mind reading technique, the old man was full of swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and it seemed that he was still killing Liu Bang's brain.

This subtle change on the field naturally aroused Liu Bang's vigilance, and he sobered up a lot, he got up and said: "Ji wants to sue for convenience, and the general will forgive him." With that, he slowly retreated to the door and walked out.

I grinned and clenched my fists and said, "It's convenient to be strong." "Then I ran two steps and rushed out, I have to see what Liu Bang is doing, the matter has come to this, it is impossible to let Xiang Yu give him food, I will see if I can find another opportunity, if it is really not good, I can only send him away and forget it, it seems that Fan Zeng's old man will not stop if he does not achieve his goal, and Liu Bang is not safe to stay in Xiang Ying after all.

As a result, as soon as I went out, I saw this kid holding his crotch and asked where the guard's thatched house was, it was estimated that it was really suffocated, so I followed him all the way into the toilet, and when I went in front and back, this kid just unbuttoned his pants, and when I turned around, I also came in, and I didn't know what to say for a while, so I could only smile at me awkwardly, and sometimes we would encounter such an embarrassment when we ate a banquet: just now they were all well-dressed, and this will be all legs with their heads bowed, looking stupid and eager - I don't know what happens to women in the toilet, anyway, men are like this, what do you say is good to talk about at this time? The handshake is a bit disgusting, and it's a bit out of place to ask "Have you eaten it"...

I had no choice but to nod at Liu Bang and beckoned, "Where is Pei Gong?" ”

Liu Bang said uncomfortably: "Ah, yes, you're here too?" ”

"It's coming, hehe..."

"Hey, hey..."

Then the two of us each did their own thing in the direction of the water column, and Liu Bang seemed to be very casual while concentrating on washing a little: "Xiaoqiang - if I remember correctly, Brother Tai should be the General Xiao who smiled slightly in the face of Zhang Han's 100,000 army, right?" ”

I was surprised: "Yo, Pei Gong knows me?" ”

The reason why I am strange is because from Zhang Liang's tone, he should not know my glorious deeds, of course, it may be that my in-laws deliberately did not mention this matter out of some consideration, but in short, it can be seen from this point that Liu Bang is not idle, and he pays attention to what kind of people in Xiang Yu's camp have done something.

Liu Bang said with emotion: "The heroes of the world, except for General Xiang, I am afraid that they will belong to General Xiao." ”

I hurriedly said, "That's too polite." This is what he said I listened, and I should think more about changing someone else. In addition to the surname, my surname is Xiao Di, isn't this a bit provocative?

Liu Bang sighed again: "It's a pity that Ji Rongma has never been able to get a person like a general to help him for half his life, otherwise Ji is willing to serve him with the gift of his brother, and he will never leave the left and right, and in the future, if there is a grain of grain, he will give half to the general." ”

It's like saying that only people like me have to be able to pass. He gave me half of the shares, Liu Bang really drank too much. Usually even if he has such a thought, he must be tempted in every way before he dares to express it, I snorted and said: "This is that you are not kind, you are blatantly digging people into the corner." ”

"Ouch..."Although Liu Bang didn't fully understand what I meant, he saw that I was unhappy, and his hand shook - peeing his pants. However, this kid reacted really quickly, so he pretended to be drunk and said blankly: "Why is General Xiao upset, is it Meng Lang after Ji is drunk?" ”

I can only laugh dryly.

Liu Bang shook a few times and then began to tie his pants - as for why he was shaking. Who shakes who knows. The moment he turned around, he suddenly lowered his voice, as if muttering to himself and as if to say to me: "Ji Yan is out of his heart, and the general measures himself." ”

I chased him out, saw him walking in the direction of the dining room, and shouted, "Hey, where are you going?" ”

Liu Bang was stunned: "Go back." ”

I patted my leg and said, "Why are you going back, are you waiting for us to kill you?" ”

Liu Bang shrunk his neck: "What are you talking about?" ”

"If it had been a different place, you would have died twice." I pointed to the door and said, "Hurry up." ”

Liu Bang was stunned, and then ran away.

"Stop!" I'm so angry, no matter what this person says, he will run, even if he leaves Zhang Liang alone. At least there's a lot of time to say a kind word to me, right?

Liu Bang turned around and said, "Huh? ”

I stretched out my hand and spread it out in front of him: "Didn't you prepare any gifts for General Xiang when you came?" ”

Liu Bang suddenly, took out a pair of jade buckets from his arms and put them in my hand, and then said while walking backwards: "General Xiao's kindness Liu Mou keeps it in mind, and he will definitely be rewarded in the future." ”

I waved my hand and said, "Go, go, go." "If it explodes in the future, isn't that rape?

I didn't find a chance to give Liu Bangwei, but he finally sent the girl away, and Xiang Yudi's enthusiasm may have caused him to misunderstand, thinking that he was absolutely safe. But Fan Zeng couldn't help but be unguarded.

I walked back with a pair of jade buckets, this little thing is square, crystal clear, it looks like a serious thing, sure enough. When I got to the door, I saw a vague array of soldiers gathering around quickly. It seems that Lao Fan wants to learn from Xiang Yu to break the boat.

I walked in, put the two buckets on the table and said, "Pei Gong drank too much." said that he was very unhappy, and went back first to sue the king. ”

Xiang Yu sighed, didn't say much, Zhang Liang seemed to be accustomed to Liu Bang throwing himself away and running away, and got up unhurriedly and said: "In this case, the ovary has also taken its leave, thank you for the king's hospitality." Saying that, I glared at Uncle Xiang fiercely, I sent him at the door, and said a few polite words, Zhang Liang looked at me with a look full of questions, which seemed to say: "Where are you?" ”

Sending Zhang Liang away, Fan Zeng stood up with a glare, looking at a pair of jade buckets on the table and suddenly pulling out a long sword, I took the first step and kicked the two small things to the ground and smashed them - this thing is really beautiful, I am reluctant to let others cut it, we are not the kind of perverted maniac who will destroy if we don't get it, but since a thing is destined to be destroyed, it is better to destroy it in our own hands.

Fan Zeng couldn't vent his anger, and pointed at Xiang Yu in excitement, after all, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he changed his finger to my head, and paused, as if he wanted to express some emotion, and before he could say the first word, I rushed in front of him and shouted: "Okay, okay, I admit that I am a vertical man and conspiracy!" ”

Fan Zeng: "..."