Chapter 23 Flowers, Birds, Fish and Insects
"Piggy?" A picture suddenly appeared in the mind of Shangguan people, a thunderstorm night, a lightning bolt crossed the sky, accompanied by a suppressed humming sound, Xiang Beibei on the bed gradually changed, the body became smaller and smaller, and finally all covered by pajamas, a few minutes later, there was a wriggling in the pajamas, and a pink cute pig slowly crawled out, after the cute pig appeared, he immediately pointed to the sky and the ground, and hummed: "Heaven and the world, only pigs are respectful......" "Uh, little pig......" Shangguan touched his chin: "It seems that the little pig is also quite cute." ”
"Hehe, I don't listen to your nonsense." Xiang Beibei smiled slightly, and at this time, all the students in the classroom were gone.
Xiang Beibei stood up, sat lightly on the thigh of the competent person, hooked his neck with one hand, and gently slid his green jade fingers over his cheek, his eyes becoming more and more gentle.
Shangguan Nengren's eyes were blazing, and his face pressed down slightly.
A sweet kiss, the hearts of the two became more and more watery~ blended.
…… Recently, the sky in North China has become clearer, and even many times the meteorological department predicts that there will be rain one day, but on the same day, the sun is still shining, and the local citizens of the atmosphere scold the weather forecast for having no lower limit.
In fact, the staff of the meteorological department are depressed! Obviously, through meteorological detection, it was found that there would be rain, but as soon as this cumulonimbus cloud approached the sky over North China, it seemed to encounter some kind of force barrier and spread in other directions.
It's wicked!
Xiaoying Mountain, Qingyunguan, Shouyangzi and Lao Dao sat in the pavilion, looking at each other and smiling bitterly.
"Master, Shangguan Daoist friends have been in a happy mood recently, which is indeed gratifying, but it has inadvertently affected the local meteorological changes, this ......" Shouyangzi didn't know whether to cry or laugh, this Shangguan person was in a good mood, and the local weather has been in a sunny state, and there is nothing wrong with sunny days, but it has changed the weather changes in the natural world, which is not consistent with the concept of the Taoist nature of the cultivator.
Lao Dao sighed: "This little rabbit cub doesn't know which old monster taught it?" The strength is strong enough, but the heart is too far behind, and he is in harmony with the sky, but he does not pay attention to the changes in heaven's will, it seems that Lao Dao needs to teach him on behalf of his master. ”
"Huh? Master, do you really want to teach Shangguan Daoyou? "Shouyangzi's head is in a cold sweat, Master! Your old man is the opponent of Shangguan Daoyou! If you are beaten up if you can't teach, your face will not look good, and it will be even more ugly when you are an apprentice!
Feeling Shouyangzi's strangeness, Lao Dao snorted heavily: "What? Old Taoists can't teach him? ”
"This ...... Teach...... Teach ......" Shouyangzi wiped the cold sweat on his head, but considering the body and bones of the old Dao, he still asked in a low voice: "Master, how do you plan to teach Shangguan Daoyou?" Is it a fighting spell? Or is it a magic power? ”
"Humph! You are still the master of Qingyun Guanguan, and you are old, and you don't know how to keep pace with the times. The old-fashioned disdainful attitude made Shouyangzi's face full of black lines, but because of the identity of master and apprentice, he could only make promises: "What the master teaches, but I don't know what the master said is ......to keep pace with the times."
"Stupid!" The old Taoist blew his beard and glared: "This still uses the old Taoist to teach you?" Go! Bring your phone from the house! Lao Dao wants to call that little rabbit cub and teach him a hard lesson! ”
Plop - Shouyangzi fell headlong, foaming at the mouth, and his whole body convulsed............ "Okay, old man, I know...... It's endless! I've been so busy lately that I've forgotten to converge for a while, isn't it time to collect my supernatural powers! What more do you want? …… Teach me? Okay! You pick the place, and I will accompany you...... Hey, hey? Depend on! ”
In the attic, Shangguan threw away the mobile phone and scolded in his mouth: "Rely on the old and sell the old, and run away if you move seriously!" What a fucking old scumbag! ”
Just now it was a call from Lao Dao, and the phone pointed out that the Shangguan people did not control the supernatural powers, which affected the local meteorological changes, fortunately, the time was still short, if the time was long, it was likely that karma would increase, and the Shangguan people who listened to it were in a cold sweat.
During this time, the functional people are also a little carried away, surrounded by beautiful women every day, and they can't think about it, but they forgot to receive magical powers, and they didn't pay attention to the weather changes, fortunately, thanks to the old way reminder, otherwise it will not be fun to add karma in the future.
Don't look at the scolding with Lao Dao, in fact, Shangguan knows in his heart that he and Lao Dao are a pair of unscrupulous Taoist friends, sarcastic and ridiculed each other on the surface, but in fact, they still value and identify with each other very much in their hearts, just like the modern commonly known 'bad friends'.
Ending the call, Shangguan Nengren looked at the set of purple sand teapot kits that had just been made in front of him, and nodded with satisfaction.
This set of purple sand pot tea set is his imitation of the Qianqing Dynasty period of the eight governors and great poet Sun Qing (fictional, don't be true) used a set of purple sand tea set imitation, Sun Qing is a historical celebrity, the things used are recorded in history, including a set of flowers, birds, fish and insects purple sand pot kit, but it was lost during the Eight-Nation Alliance.
This set of flowers, birds, fish and insects kit refers to the four teacups were drawn on the flowers, birds, fish, insects four types of pictures, the teapot is Sun Qing's own song "Tea Fu", but what the content is is no longer testable, just in the past ten days, Shangguan people have absorbed the D-level qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, their own cultivation is getting higher and higher, referring to Sun Qing's life's lyrics, according to Sun Qing's style, he made a poem, not to mention, after making it really has a strong Sun Qing style, the lyrics are also excellent, almost fake and true.
This set of imitation flowers, birds, fish and insects kit, after being carefully polished by the Shangguan people, grabbed the tea leaves from home and threw them in, and used spells to attract water and fire to boil the tea leaves, so that the taste of the tea leaves entered the purple clay pot.
I heard that the best purple clay pot has been used for a long time, so even if you don't put tea leaves, you can brew it with boiling water, and you can brew a Longjing flavor.
Saying that, Shangguan Nengren himself doesn't believe that white water can brew the taste of Longjing, and besides, he doesn't know what Longjing tastes like, so he can only use his own tea to barely improve the taste, but fortunately, after he enters the mana, this ordinary ten yuan a pound of tea has also become verdant, and there is a taste of high-quality tea, or even better.
After all! The tea leaves that have been injected with mana have spirituality, and with spiritual things, even if it is a lump of stool, it is much more noble than gold without spirituality, and the Shangguan people just want to take this set of teapots to pretend to be cultural relics.
At the same time, in the past ten days, Shangguan people have also used the time at noon and evening to make some pottery bowls and pots, these things have been sold to Qibao Zhai by Shangguan people as cultural relics, because they are not imitations of particularly precious cultural relics, the value is not very high, and they are only sold for 200,000 yuan...... Although the cost is only two hundred...... This set of flowers, birds, fish and insects kits, Shangguan people also plan to sell them to Qi Bao Zhai.
If it is really sold, Shangguan people will not plan to fake and sell it in the short term, because according to the price of the purple sand pot auction purple sand pot kit in the market not long ago, the value of this set of flowers, birds, fish and insects is at least five million, if it is auctioned, it can even break through the 10 million mark, with so much money, Shangguan can people even win it in this life, and live a beautiful life in the future, enjoy the new film of all love action movie teachers, and look at the novel or something, alas! Not to mention how beautiful it is on a small day.
Wait until the tea has been soaked into rotten slag, Shangguan people stopped, cleaned up the tea and tea leaves, brushed back and forth a few times, and then smelled the teapot, sure enough, there was an inexplicable tea fragrance, tried to pour a pot of boiling water, stuffed for two or three minutes, poured the water into the teacup, this drink, there is really a smell of tea, and the taste is very good, not Longjing, better than Longjing.
"Good!" Shangguan nodded with satisfaction, put away the tea set, and was about to take it to Qibaozhai to make a big profit, but received a call from Xu Jingru.
"Brother, where are you?" Since the Bagua Martial Arts Hall separated, the two had not seen each other for more than ten days, and when they heard Xu Jingru's voice again, Shangguan even had a strange feeling.
"At home!" Shangguan Neng calmed down a little: "Sister, I haven't seen you for a long time, it's okay lately!" ”
"So-so." Xu Jingru responded casually, and then asked, "Are you free now?" ”
"Uh...... What's the matter? "To say free? I'm trying to make money! If you want to say that you are not free, this time can also float freely, it all depends on what Xu Jingru is doing.
"I haven't invited you for seafood last time! It just happens that you are free today, if you are free, go downstairs, and after today, this invitation will be offset forever. ”
"Uh......" Shangguan can not cry and laugh, he doesn't care about a meal of seafood, but no matter how to say, he hasn't seen him for more than ten days, Shangguan can still agree to come down, go to the bedroom to change clothes, and step downstairs.
Downstairs in the community, Xu Jingru was sitting in her iconic seven-handed Alto, and when she saw a competent person coming out of the corridor, she waved her hand: "Get in the car!" ”
Today, Xu Jingru wore a neat black casual outfit, covered with an earthy yellow windbreaker, looking extremely heroic and chic.
Shangguan Nengren got into the car, saw Xu Jingru's dress, and said with a smile: "Sister, you are wearing a good dress today!" Looks more handsome than me. ”
"Hehe, yes, I don't think there are many more handsome people in the world than me." Xu Jingru is narcissistic, and the competent people are speechless in one sentence.
Coughed dryly: "Where are we going?" ”
"There's a seafood city that tastes good, and it's not far from here." Xu Jingru turned around and drove out of the community quickly.
Sitting in the car, Xu Jingru looked straight ahead and asked, "I've been studying very hard lately, right?" ”
"Okay." Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Sister, are your calves okay?" ”
Although it was combed with mana that day, according to the estimation of the competent people, it will take at least a week to fully recover, and it will not affect daily walking during this week, but you can only sit on the toilet when you go to the toilet, and I don't know if Xu Jingru's house has a flush toilet? It would be miserable if not.
(To be continued)