In front of the round small dining table, Chen Xiaotang had no appetite at all for a bowl of preserved egg and lean porridge.

Dad Chen Fugui used chopsticks to clip a roast goose leg for him and said, "What, no appetite?" ”

Chen Xiaotang cried with a sad face, glanced at Li Shuzhen, a cheap mother who was still murderous, and said, "When encountering such a thing, who can eat it?" ”

Li Shuzhen's eyes were white, "What, it means that I have overdone?" ”

Chen Xiaotang hurriedly covered his ears, "No, I didn't mean that----- you are also good for me!" "Oh my God, I can't do it anymore, I'm about to turn into a rabbit!

"That means the food I'm cooking isn't to your liking?" Mom squinted at him.

Chen Xiaotang was alert, "How could it be?" It's been a long time since I've eaten at home, so I miss it------"

"Then why don't you eat it?"

Chen Xiaotang tried to squeeze out a trace of guilt, and said: "It's not because of me, I'm ashamed-----, look at me, I'm such a big person, but it will only cause you trouble!" If you don't work hard, you'll just be idle, and let you two old people suffer, I, woo, I'm not human! I don't lose being a good boy for others! I'm a jerk! I'm scum! I am ......" raised his slap high and fell gently, slapping himself in the face.

"Ah Zhen, look at it, our son has become a lot more sensible after this incident!" Chen Fugui came to comfort him.

"Don't let him fool you! This son of yours was born to me, and I know how cunning he is! Li Shuzhen said this, but the complexion on her face was much better.

Dad Chen Fugui just smirked. Maybe in his mind, no matter how cunning this son is, he is his own species, can he not feel sorry for him?

"Mom, are you willing to forgive me?" Chen Xiaotang observed the words and looked at the words.

"I didn't say that." Li Shuzhen sandwiched a roast goose leg into Chen Xiaotang's bowl.

"Oh, there is only a mother in the world, and a child with a mother is like a treasure-----!" Chen Xiaotang sang a children's song very shamelessly, and the sycophants were a little excessive.

"Poof!" Her mother, Li Shuzhen, couldn't help laughing out loud anymore, but she immediately realized that she had made a mistake and put on a majestic posture, "Do you know that you were wrong now?" ”

"yes, I see."

"Why don't you eat it if you know it's wrong?!" Mom glared at him.

Chen Xiaotang immediately buried his head in the rice. Not to mention, I'm really hungry. Roast goose legs, it tastes good!

………………

After eating dinner and washing, Chen Xiaotang came to his bedroom----- or kennel.

I pick, is this a human habitation? Looking at this bedroom, which is not much bigger than the toilet, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help but sigh.

There was only a dozen feet away, and there was a bed outside it, and nothing could be put down, and the bottom of the bed was stuffed with miscellaneous things----- and there was even a large bag of fragrant rice. Use this as a restaurant storeroom?!

In addition, there are all kinds of beautiful celebrity photos posted on the wall, but the most are Lin Qingxia and Zhong Chuhong, especially Zhong Chuhong's bikini photo has many handprints on the chest and buttocks, which have obviously been touched many times.

Chen Xiaotang walked to his bed, but with a bang, he hit his head. It turned out that the roof was too low and hit the head.

"Wow, it hurts me, just now it's the ear, now it's the head, why am I so unlucky!" Chen Xiaotang muttered.

"Hey, Decrepit, what are you muttering?" Father Chen Fugui came in very obscenely.

"Oh, I didn't say anything, I just said it's too small!"

"Bear with it, you must not let your mother hear this, if you hear it, she will scold you again! If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be living so poorly! Chen Fugui groped up and down Chen Xiaotang's bed.

"What are you doing?"

"Find my inventory."

"Stock? What is in stock? ”

"Stinky boy, pretending to be confused with me again! Hey, there's -----! Chen Fugui happily pulled out a pictorial magazine from the mezzanine on the top of the bed.

On the top of the picture is a woman who is very windy~ scratching, exposing her breasts ~ breasts, showing off the wind ~ scratching. The name of the pictorial is three big characters----- "Dragon Tiger ~ Leopard"!

"Dad, are you ------- sex~ erotic magazine?!" Chen Xiaotang was surprised.

"Shhhh Chen Fugui grabbed his crotch very obscenely. "This is Chengren magazine, very eye-catching!"

"Eye-catching? Woman only, what's so nice! Chen Xiaotang casually flipped it over and threw it to him.

"You don't know this, as the saying goes, looking at beautiful women for five minutes a day can increase your life for ten years! I, I don't have that life, I have to report to your mother when I see an old sow on the street, let alone a beautiful woman! So I had to look at this thing to soothe my dry soul! As the saying goes, since ancient times, how thin life has been, how can the bright moon shine on the ditch! ”

"Dad, this poem ...... You're so talented, too! "Chen Xiaotang is embarrassed, it can be a sentence like this, it's difficult for this old chef.

"Of course, how can I say that your father also studied at the Xiangjiang St. Francis Academy."

"St. Francis' College?" Chen Xiaotang was stunned, "It seems to be very famous." ”

"Of course it's famous. Movie stars Li Xiaolong and Xu Guanjie both graduated from this middle school, and speaking of which, one of them is my senior brother and the other is my junior brother. Chen Fugui grabbed his crotch and said proudly.

Needless to say, who Li Xiaolong is, the god of song Xu Guanjie is now as famous as Zhongtian in the entire Xiangjiang, and he can't imagine that his father still has such a "relationship" with them.

"Dad, since you are so capable, why won't you be a star like them?" Chen Xiaotang joked.

"It's nice to say, it's not because you -------"

"I -----? No, what's wrong with me? Chen Xiaotang said in surprise.

"Why don't you get in the way, if it weren't for your mother who happened to be pregnant with you at that time, I wouldn't have been forced to drop out of school and marry your mother early to start a family!"

"Oh, it turns out that you got on the bus first and then bought a ticket, it's trendy enough!"

"What to get on the bus and buy a ticket? What nonsense are you talking about? I just couldn't hold it back then, the wind and rain were heavy, there was no one in the dark night, and your mother was only wearing pants, so that's why I -------"

Suddenly, Chen Fugui came to his senses, "Stinky boy, why are you asking so clearly!" Knocked Chen Xiaotang's head with the "Dragon, Tiger and Leopard" in his hand, "Remember, don't follow your father's old path, men, you must focus on your career, and you can't be greedy for a moment of joy and delay your future for a lifetime!" Especially women, you must be wary of them, since ancient times, heroes have been sad to pass the beauty pass, your father and I are a living example! After speaking, Chen Fugui stuffed the pictorial back to its place, "Help me put it away, I'm going back to report to your mother------ such a precious time has been delayed on you!" ”

"You old go, you always kneel!"

"Ann, you're big! Stinky boy, I haven't learned anything, I'm going to be flamboyant! Chen Fugui muttered. I wanted to go, but I seemed to remember something, and I turned around and said: "Remember, decrepit boy, sleep well, don't think about anything, everything will be fine when you wake up tomorrow!" After saying that, he left.

Behind, looking at his slightly rickety back, Chen Xiaotang suddenly felt sour in his heart for some reason.