Xiangjiang Bend, No. 13 Chunfeng Street.

This is a small tea restaurant, dealing in egg tarts, milk tea, and golden fried rice.

When Chen Xiaotang came to the door with his cheap father Chen Fugui, he was dumbfounded.

This is your own home?!

My own family used to open a tea restaurant?!

It stands to reason that even if he is not a "rich second generation", he should be a "small opening" in the restaurant, how can he be so miserable? !

But it soon became clear to him that the café was too small. It's not just small, it's just those rice noodle shops in the previous life, there are a few people sitting in the store, the scale is not large, and it looks like a neighborhood business. Definitely not a franchise.

"Hey, uncle, you got Xiaotang back again!" On the corner seat, a man holding a horse sutra and picking his feet asked with a grin.

"Yes, this decrepit boy is too angry!" Chen Fugui seemed to be used to everyone asking like this, and still said with a smile.

"How much did it cost this time?"

"Not much, not much!" Chen Fugui seems reluctant to talk about it.

"I said, uncle, what are you doing with a guy like Xiaotang who is not angry? In the past few years, you have made enough money from him to run a horse for ten years! The man sniffed his fingers after picking his feet, and said refreshedly, "Next time, if he still doesn't repent, you don't have to ransom him with money, just buy a horse with me, and make sure you make a fortune!" ”

"Cut, rotten bet Ming, just the two times you bet on the horse, isn't that a pit Uncle Gui? -----Uncle Gui, don't listen to him, the next time you take the money out, let's run a long distance, the mainland is reforming and opening up, just tinker with the tape recorder, TV or something in the past, you can send a sum!" The airplane boy who drove the container truck said.

"Hey, I said airplane boy, you can run a long distance to jerk off, don't get in the way of my wealth----- I and your uncle are old friends!"

"I'm handing you over, I don't know that you owe people money everywhere, so your uncle won't fall for you!"

"What is not fooled, you keep your mouth clean!"

"Why isn't it clean, you bird me!"

"Bird, how are you? Come on! ”

"Here you go!"

"Come on!"

………

Seeing that the two neighbors of the bad gambler Ming and the airplane boy fought like roosters, Chen Fugui did a good job: "You two don't say a word, the neighbors in the street, what are you talking like!" Then he waved his hand and said to Chen Xiaotang, "Declining boy, give each of them a cup of mandarin duck milk tea!" ”

"---- I serve them?" Chen Xiaotang pointed to his nose, looking at the excitement, but he didn't expect the cheap dad to let him make them what mandarin duck milk tea, mandarin duck ~ bath himself has washed, this mandarin duck milk tea has never been washed.

"Why, don't you bother to do this little thing?" Chen Fugui glared at him.

"Okay, okay, I'm your son, if you want to be obedient----- Mandarin Duck Milk Tea will be Mandarin Duck Milk Tea, it's hard for me!" Chen Xiaotang walked to the counter and looked at the cups placed on the table, fresh milk .......

"Let's have a little tea first, and then a little milk ......" Chen Xiaotang slowly made his own "Mandarin Duck Milk Tea" like a chemical decoration experiment, "and then pour a cup of coffee, and stir the two evenly...... Sneeze ------! Excuse me, who's talking about me behind my back? Chen Xiaotang looked around, and saw the rotten gambler and the airplane boy in the seat looking at him with wide eyes, like looking at a monster.

I thought they were waiting impatiently, "Wait a minute, it'll be done soon!" Chen Xiaotang wiped his nose with a tissue, "I didn't catch a cold, why did I sneeze?!" ”

picked up two cups of muddy milk tea, and politely put them in front of the rotten gambler Ming and the plane boy, "Brother Ming, Brother Fei, please use it slowly!" ”

"I'll pick, you also call it Mandarin Duck Milk Tea? I thought it was a hodgepodge of Filipinos, it's so dark that I don't have an appetite at first glance! Rotten Gambler Ming said with a frown.

"Yes, Ah Tang, are you running away in a daze? In the past, mandarin duck milk tea was your best skill...... How can it be ...... now? Are you trying to smash the sign of your tea restaurant? "It's rare for the airplane boy to stand on the same front with the bad gambler who is bickering.

Chen Xiaotang coughed twice, "This ...... Recently, I've been busy running away, and my craft is a little rusty. ”

"I'll just say, your tea restaurant has been open for so long, and I've never seen such ugly milk tea!" Rotten gamble Ming stirred it with his fingers, and then took a sip, "There is still a smell, is the milk tea expired?!" ”

Next to him, Chen Xiaotang and the airplane boy were about to vomit.

"What's the matter, look at the decay of you two, am I wrong? It's really a little stinky----- "Bad gambling is clear."

"Please, Brother Ming, next time, please don't use your fingers to stir milk tea!" Chen Xiaotang tried hard to say this.

Bad Gamble raised his eyebrows, "I'm willing, can you manage it!" ”

………

After passing the tea restaurant and going up the stairs, there are three rooms, or narrow nests, this is where Chen Xiaotang's family of four lives, in the fashionable words of the previous life, super snail's house!

At the door, my father Chen Fugui had already prepared the brazier and grapefruit leaves, "Come, decrepit boy, step over the brazier, burn all the bad luck, and everything will be smooth in the future!" ”

"Make no mistake, Dad, I'm running away, not coming back from prison, why do I want to cross the brazier?" Chen Xiaotang, who still has some common sense about Xiangjiang superstition, complained.

"You don't understand this, I can still visit you from time to time when you are in prison, if you run away, then I don't know when our father and son will meet again! I'm so old......" Chen Fugui sighed.

seemed to feel the vicissitudes of the other party's tone, Chen Xiaotang was silent, and stepped over the brazier very obediently.

Chen Fugui slapped him with grapefruit leaves dipped in water and said, "Mildew, good luck comes!" Feng Shui takes turns, this year to my house! Fa Fa !! ”

"I'll pick, Dad, don't you slap my ass, it's okay, it hurts!" Chen Xiaotang jumped up.

"If I don't beat you, you don't know the pain, see if you dare to gamble so well next time!"

"By the way, Dad, our family runs a tea restaurant, and they say that they shouldn't live in such a frustrating place, right?" Chen Xiaotang asked.

Without waiting for Chen Fugui to answer, a woman's voice said: "You still dare to say it, it's not all because of you stinky boy!" A middle-aged woman walked out with a murderous aura.

Chen Xiaotang looked at the other party's appearance and gave an eight-word comment: The charm of still exists.

"Listen to this, you can't ------ be my mother, right?"

"You bastard, why don't you even know your mother?!" Chen Fugui was busy winking at Chen Xiaotang.

"Dad, what's wrong with your eyes, how are you blinking around?!" Chen Xiaotang was puzzled.

Li Shuzhen, the already murderous mother, directly grabbed Chen Xiaotang's ears, "I don't think it's his eyes that have a problem, it's your eyes that have a problem!" ”

"Oops, it hurts, let go, let go!" Chen Xiaotang was pulled by his cheap mother and turned around.

"You know it hurts?! If we hadn't paid off the debt to you, a decrepit boy, we wouldn't have sold our house, and we wouldn't have nested in this small place, sleeping and not being able to stretch our legs-----! Your dad and I are so old that we don't even have a place to live, so desolate! The more my mother Li Shuzhen talked, the more angry she became, and she became more energetic, which made Chen Xiaotang bitter and grinned in pain.

"What kind of sin have I created in my life, it is better to give birth to you than to give birth to a steamed bun! If the steamed bun can still withstand hunger, you will cause us trouble, if you knew this, we would have soaked you to death! ”

"Wow, it hurts, it really hurts------- aunt, you misunderstood, I'm not your son!" Chen Xiaotang even told the truth.

"What did you say?" Li Shuzhen stopped pulling her ears.

Chen Xiaotang said in her heart that she was saved, and this woman was quite reasonable.

Then I saw Li Shuzhen pulling his head and looking sideways and vertically, without warning, pulling his ears with both hands.

"Ah-------!" Chen Xiaotang let out a scream like killing a pig.

Dad Chen Fugui couldn't bear to look at it suddenly and covered his ears.

"You bastard! You decrepit boy! Dare to tell such a lie! Oh, the debt will be paid off for you, and you don't want me as a mother! What a skill! ”

"Wow-------, Mom, spare your life!" Someone screamed miserably.

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