Chapter 2 I seem to understand something!
"Hey...... This web game, really well done, Yue Nu Heart Sutra? Tsk, this name is enough to get the wind ......" Huang Xiaolong took a few puffs of his cigarette, cocked Erlang's legs, and stared at the computer monitor. It is undeniable that this web game is so well made that it is enough to make Huang Xiaolong look sideways.
The corners of his mouth squirmed, and he laughed at himself, "From this moment on, I will become a love sweeper, a terminator, invincible, and enjoy the blessings of all people?" Hey... I'm afraid, only in the game world, I can do this, right? Unfortunately, life is not a game. It's just that, although I know it's an illusory game, it's a bit self-deceptive, but it sounds like I'm comfortable in my heart......"
Throughout, Huang Xiaolong attributed the series of dazzling events that happened on his computer to ...... Browser games.
At this moment, the mutation is reborn!
On the computer monitor, there are twisted radio waves and a rustling of electricity. Soon, the radio waves disappeared, the signal stabilized, and a few lines of text appeared on the display again......
'Dear Joyful Woman Heart Sutra user, the reason why you have not been close to a woman so far is nothing more than the following reasons......
'You are not very handsome, and you are not very tall and stand out from the crowd. ’
"This ......" Huang Xiaolong snuffed out the cigarette butt and pressed it into the ashtray, embarrassed, "I don't look too bad, right...... Sweat...... However, it does seem to be a little ordinary, and there are no significant features......"
'Your family is not illustrious. In other words, your parents did not create material conditions for you. You are not the so-called rich second generation. To put it mildly, you are a grassroots. ’
Huang Xiaolong nodded in default.
Huang Xiaolong was born in a poor family and was a typical child from a poor family. My parents work in coastal cities all the year round, and their income is meager, that is, they can barely fill their stomachs and save some money to pay for pension insurance and medical insurance. The only property in the family is the one-bedroom apartment built in the early nineties where Huang Xiaolong lives.
You don't have the capacity to create wealth yourself. You don't have a stable job that pays well, and you don't have skills or specialties in any high-income field. ’
Huang Xiaolong was extremely ashamed.
In college, Huang Xiaolong majored in Chinese language, which was not a sought-after major.
After graduating, Wong struggled to find a job and is currently working for a private company, Dividend Group. It is the copywriting planning of a branch of "Bonus Group" and "Bonus Culture Development Company".
To put it bluntly, it's just an ordinary wage earner. Not even a department manager. The work surname is to use Huang Xiaolong's writing skills, as well as the cultural knowledge accumulated from reading books, to make investment promotion albums.
Not for your own company, but for other businesses, bosses.
It is to make up the entrepreneurial experience of some successful bosses and the deeds of a lifetime of struggle. To put it bluntly, it is to advocate, use pompous rhetoric, advertise the bosses, and gild.
Occasionally, I also make product brochures for some companies. The company's business is tight and loose, and when there is work, it works overtime; When I don't have to work, I rest at home and get basic living expenses.
In this way, Huang Xiaolong's average monthly salary is barely maintained at about 1,500 yuan. In this city where it costs a few yuan to buy a cucumber, what can be done for 1,500 yuan is nothing more than eating.
As for the specialty? Huang Xiaolong has published several short stories about tofu blocks in several municipal publications. It's a not-so-successful young man.
Of course, the reasons why you have not yet solved the problem may be very complex and numerous, but the above three points should be the main ones. Rest assured, after getting the super software of 'Joyful Heart Sutra', everything will be solved! Well, dear users, please relax your whole body, after a 10-second countdown, the 'Joyful Heart Sutra' software will be completely implanted in your body. 10~~9~~8……’
On the computer monitor, huge numbers appeared, and the countdown began.
"Hmm~~~~~" Huang Xiaolong suddenly felt an inexplicable nervousness, suffocating, his eyes staring at the alternating numbers for a moment, muttering. "Isn't it? This game is too real, right? ”
As soon as the voice fell...... '4~~~3~~~2~~~1! ’
"Boom !!!"
There was a loud bang, and it suddenly exploded in Huang Xiaolong's brain! He only felt stars in his eyes, his scalp tingling, and his brain swelling. There seems to be something, forced into the brain.
Huang Xiaolong swished, jumped up from his chair, and shook his head in horror. When the discomfort in his brain disappeared, Huang Xiaolong opened his eyes and saw that a virtual display screen of about 50 inches appeared 1 meter away from his head!
'Implantation done. The cold mechanical synth sounded.
Huang Xiaolong was stunned! Completely confused! His eyes were bigger than a cow's eggs, his lips were unconsciously open, his throat was dry, and he lost his soul!
"No...... No way...... I...... I rub ...... What is this thing? It took a long time for Huang Xiaolong to wake up. When I looked sideways, the computer had automatically shut down. Look at the weird virtual display screen again, it is blank, and in the upper left corner, there is a small horn pattern, which keeps beating, and it seems that there is a message to pop up.
Huang Xiaolong's mind moved slightly, and his consciousness touched the small horn pattern, and immediately, a text prompt popped up and appeared on the virtual display screen......
Dear users, the 'Joyful Heart Sutra' software has been successfully implanted in your body. Now, you need to get to know and master the software step by step, step by step. First of all, you get the first and most important feature of the software...... 'Basic Female Meditation'. To understand what the 'basic women's arts' are, you need to experience it for yourself. Now, it is advisable to go to a place with a lot of female surnames. ’
"Smack!" Huang Xiaolong patted his forehead hard, then reached out and pinched his thigh fiercely, baring his teeth in pain, after making sure that he was not dreaming, he looked at the virtual display screen again, and then made sure, and immediately, a spiritual light flashed into Huang Xiaolong's brain...... "Isn't it?" Is this the 'golden finger' in the novel? This...... That's amazing, isn't it? ”
While chattering, Huang Xiaolong hurriedly cleaned up, quickly rushed out, closed the door, 'kicked and pedaled' downstairs, and ran out of the long street where he lived in a puff of smoke, and came to the bus stop at the corner of the street, his mouth chattering, "Basic Female Arts? Basic Female Meditation? I'll go to a crowded place right away! Go to a place with a lot of women right away! It's not good, it's really big this time! Wipe! ”
Soon, Huang Xiaolong squeezed into a 'No. 11' bus and went straight to a more prosperous commercial block in Dongcheng District, Z City.
The bus has crossed 5 stops and arrives at 'Primavera Plaza'. Huang Xiaolong couldn't wait to jump down.
At this time, it is 6 o'clock in the evening, and the lights are on, indicating that the beautiful and enchanting nightlife of the city is about to kick off. The red men and green women appeared on the stage, smiling, singing and dancing, and shuttling and walking.
Chunhua Plaza, as one of the more prosperous commercial blocks in the Dongcheng District of Z City, has settled in more than 100 large and small businesses. What KFC, McDonald's, Pizza Hut, Tex, Country Base, you name it; There is also a clothing street; Sichuan cuisine street, Cantonese cuisine street, hot pot city, Western restaurant; handicraft street; Wal-Mart, Carrefour; Mass selling song city, foot washing room, steam hall, sauna, café, video game city; In the narrow alley, there are also low-end beauty and health massage shops, surnamed health care products stores; There are also street gardens and musical fountains.
Whenever night falls, the entire Chunhua Square is lit up with neon, prosperous and prosperous, and bright! Young men and women are talking and consuming happily. Have dinner and fall in love, steal love, visit fashion stores, watch a movie, open a room, shoot a cannon, and never get tired of it; Middle-aged and elderly women danced the dam dance in the square and twisted Yangge; There are also a few families who take their children out for a walk; Dog walkers, bird walkers, chess players, begging, watching, resting in the cold......
It can be said that the flow of people in Chunhua Square every night is very large, revealing the luxurious taste of dogs and horses, and drunken gold fans.
Now, although it is not dark yet, Chunhua Square is already full of people, singing and laughing, hormones are flying, and Durex is hiding......
Huang Xiaolong looked around, found a good position to look, sat down on a bench on the periphery of the street garden, cocked Erlang's legs, quietly took out a cigarette, lit it and smoked. His eyes began to roll wildly.
In May, the weather is hot and dry. Men and women, travel light. Huang Xiaolong chose women to see. Tsk, women wearing short skirts and shorts, living and fragrant, showing their shoulders, showing their lotus arms, and even squeezing out of the ditch, swept in front of Huang Xiaolong's eyes, colorful and endless. Leaving behind a variety of perfume smells, body odors, sweat smells, and of course, fox odors. Chunlan and autumn chrysanthemum, ring fat swallow thin, dazzling, and so on.
Delicious and delicious, feast your eyes!
"Hey...... Summer is good, tsk, these legs, these stockings ......" Huang Xiaolong's eyes followed a girl with short ear-length hair, a beautiful face, a short blue dress, flesh-colored stockings tightly wrapped in slender and elastic legs, and candy red high-heeled sandals that perfectly modified the curve of her legs, entering an elegantly decorated French Western restaurant. The plump and swaying fragrant buttocks made Huang Xiaolong swallow his saliva secretly. But soon, Huang Xiaolong smiled helplessly, and ...... sadly, "Heh, a beauty of this level, where can I get my turn?" Just look at it, wash your eyes...... What a sad life......"
"Dear users, please experience the 'Basic Female Viewing Technique' function." At this moment, a cold mechanical synthesized sound sounded in Huang Xiaolong's ears.
"Hmm...... Can you experience it? Huang Xiaolong hurriedly gathered his mind, and as soon as his consciousness moved, the virtual display screen appeared in front of him.
I saw that on the virtual display, a small bar square appeared, just like the space bar on the computer keyboard. There are a few block letters neatly written on it, ...... 'Basic Female Technique'.
Huang Xiaolong tried, using his senses, to lightly touch the small square......
"Buzz!"
On the virtual display, a soft sound was transmitted. Accompanied by the unchanging mechanical synthesized sound...... "'Basic Female Viewing Technique' is on." ”
At the same time, Huang Xiaolong raised his head slightly, his gaze turned, and suddenly, within the range of Huang Xiaolong's line of sight, a virtual bar similar to a progress bar appeared above the top of any woman's surname! This shape, about 20 centimeters long and palm-wide, is firmly on every woman's head! And move with the movement of the women. It's a spectacle!
Huang Xiaolong soared and stood up! At a loss!
"This ...... What does this mean? What are the strips on these women's heads? Huang Xiaolong's throat was dry, and his gaze was slightly glazed. It took a full ten minutes for Huang Xiaolong to sum up some patterns......
All the female surnames that appear within his sight, without exception, have strips on their heads. The male surname, on the other hand, does not show any peculiar condition. Moreover, the strips on the women's heads are divided into four colors......
Red.
Pink.
White.
Black.
Nima...... It's complicated...... What do the four colors mean? "Huang Xiaolong is confused right now. He forced himself to calm down, sat back on the wooden chair, took out a cigarette and lit it, and continued to look and analyze while smoking.
After 20 minutes, Huang Xiaolong's startled mood stabilized. And, he found some patterns......
The female surname with a red stripe on her head is the least numerous in the bustling crowd of people in Chunhua Square, dotted with pink stripes, white stripes, and black stripes. Moreover, most of the female surnames with red stripes on their heads are girls. Occasionally, there are adult women with surnames and red stripes on their heads, which are basically rough-looking, fat, ugly and vulgar. If we use data to illustrate, then among adult female surnames, the number with a red stripe on the head is about between one-thirtieth and one-fortieth of the fortie.
The female surname with a pink stripe on her head, and some number symbols in the strip......*1', '*2', '*3';
The female surname with a white stripe on her head, the number symbol in the strip is '*4', '*5', '*6';
However, the female surname with a black stripe on her head, the number symbols in the strip are relatively more complicated, starting from '*7' and extending to '*8,*9......*13,*14......*20......'.
Looking at these strips of different colors, as well as the chaotic numbers in the strips, Huang Xiaolong's head was completely bigger, as if he had fallen into a maze of numbers, racking his brains, and he couldn't peek into the mysteries contained in the various strips and numbers.
"This basic women's art is ...... What can be observed...... Huang Xiaolong was so anxious that his head sweated, and he stood up again, pacing nervously, "There are no numbers in the red bars, and the number of red bars is extremely small; Pink strips, including only 1~3, these numbers; White stripes, including only 4~6 numbers; The black strip starts at 7 and can extend all the way to a dozen, dozen...... It's too profound...... Nima, on the virtual display, there is no prompt...... It's embarrassing for me......"
Huang Xiaolong was in a hurry.
At this moment, a greasy and soft coquettish sound came into Huang Xiaolong's ears with the wind...... "You are necrotic!" Family...... People are not black|fungus...... Bad apple! People have long said that people have only been in love once, although ...... It's not a virgin, but it's ...... People are standard powder|fungus...... A good girl with good rules ......."
"Huh?" Huang Xiaolong followed the prestige, and saw a girl in her early twenties, with maroon wavy curly hair, petite and exquisite, with a round and straight chest, tightly wrapped in a yellow cartoon T-shirt, the clothes were about to come out, two bumps were faintly visible, a black short leather skirt, and black silk. She leaned on the arms of a sturdy young man about 1.8 meters tall like a bird, her eyes were like silk, she was shy and timid, and she spat out a warbler song softly.
The young man's eyes crossed a faint sadness and helplessness, and he sighed. "Heh, Xiaohong, I'm ...... I'm just kidding, what black|fungus powder|fungus, I don't care, those are in the past. As long as you are only good to me in the future, that will be enough...... Before...... Forget it, let's go to dinner first, and then we'll go directly to my house later......"
"Hmm......" The girl looked up at the young man meaningfully, a faint remorse flashed in her eyebrows, as if she understood something, and immediately bowed her head and remained silent, leaning closer to the young man's arms.
Huang Xiaolong glanced at it and saw that the strip on the girl's head was slightly black, and the number symbol clearly marked ......*8'.
Suddenly, a spiritual light flashed into Huang Xiaolong's brain...... "Black fungus? Fungus? Black stripes? Pink slivers? Red stripes? White stripes? Hey...... I seem to understand something!!! ”