Huang Xiaolong was depressed. Quite depressed. I'm depressed to death.

Here's the thing. This afternoon, Huang Xiaolong didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, he went online at home and played QQ groups. A few days ago, through an acquaintance's introduction, Huang Xiaolong joined a super group that can accommodate 500 group members...... 'Ethnic Culture Research Group'.

The names of this group are solemn, eye-catching, profound, overflowing with the atmosphere of learning, and domineering.

Originally, Huang Xiaolong thought that this was a serious, academic discussion group, promoting the fine virtues inherited by the working people of our country for thousands of years, the spirit of hardship and hard work, folk customs, intangible cultural heritage, and spreading positive energy...... But I never thought that this group of people selling dog meat on the head of a sheep would be a matter of Fengyue!

Ridiculous!

Female superiority of all ages in the island country, the advantages and disadvantages of various positions, and explicit meat jokes...... The content of the chat in the group covers the sky and covers the mountains, and it is full of all kinds of unsightly and dirty content. Among them, there are also some group members who take turns to expose themselves with various twists and turns, ups and downs, and their surnames and experiences. There are also endless yellow pictures, which pop up like flowers. In the group sharing, more than 1,000 profound action movies have been uploaded. European, American, Korean, Arab, Indian, African, Eskimo...... Small fresh, heavy taste, everything. Extremely desolate silver.

What a nasty thing! Filthy! And wood has a moral bottom line?

Huang Xiaolong was heartbroken, thinking to himself, my brother was too naïve, and once he was careless, he strayed into the silver nest......

Leaving the group? No way! It's so cheap for them! It is necessary to stay and condemn this rabble! Especially some of the sisters in the group who followed the coaxing, Huang Xiaolong also secretly added their QQ, ready to find an opportunity, patiently persuade and educate, if possible, Huang Xiaolong also plans to ask them out alone, have a meal and drink tea, open a room and the like, talk with candles, and teach them earnestly, so that they will not lose their way on the road of life and gradually drift away......

So, Huang Xiaolong stayed in the group silently, silently listening to the complacent romance of this group of beasts; silently saved every yellow picture sent by this group of birds and beasts to the QQ expression; And with a critical attitude, silently download the resources in the group share......

Everything was so peaceful. However, this afternoon, a little accident happened......

At that time, a private entrepreneur in his forties in the group was sighing and sighing, his mouth was like a river, and he was telling about his love journey in the past few decades. He calls himself a love scavenger. At the age of fifteen, when he was young, he didn't even let go of the sow. the big black girl in the foot-washing room in the deserted alley; the fishy fish stall sister in the vegetable market; A primary school physical education teacher weighing 300 pounds; A fried fritter girl who loves to eat garlic raw and has a bad breath...... Enjoy the blessings. Later, with the continuous success of her career, Shenma dignified young woman, health school nurse, preschool teacher, lonely white-collar worker, widow, Vietnamese bride, and Xinjiang provincial girl who pretended to be a Russian girl...... Push and pour down one by one, the food is very mixed, the coverage is very wide, all kinds of open-air seating, all kinds of popping......

I have to say that the writing skills of this product are extremely profound, and the portrayal of organs and details is even more intriguing.

It's amazing, the whole group, hundreds of people, silent, listening, sometimes popping out a few expressions of worship to show their admiration.

Huang Xiaolong listened to it with relish, and was leisurely fascinated, drank three cups of tea, went to the toilet four times, set up a tent seven times, and forced himself to be calm and calm seven times...... He kept babbling on his lips, "O animal! This is just an animal! Lose your conscience!

When the talk was finished, the group was boiling, and a large number of people sang praises and virtues, flattered and flattered, and bowed and worshipped. Moreover, the speech of this product also fully played the role of throwing bricks and attracting jade. For a time, the storm and clouds in the group were everywhere, the weather was thousands, and all the birds and beasts rushed to be the first to present the most proud encounters in their lives with artistic exaggerated expressions......

It was at this time that Huang Xiaolong had a problem.

Inadvertently, Huang Xiaolong confided in the fact that he was still a virgin.

God pity! On this occasion, in this atmosphere, the hormones of the male surnames of the wolves poured down, competing to reveal the number and scale of their hunting, comparing and coaxing each other, and some people dared to call themselves virgins...... Isn't this self-inflicted? Isn't this self-digging grave? Isn't this looking for a draw!?

In an instant, the wolves pointed their fingers at Huang Xiaolong. All kinds of questioning, ridiculing, sneering, ridiculing, contempt, and even scolding, personal attacks, such as the Yangtze River, are overwhelming, rolling in!

"Dude, isn't it? I look at your QQ information, you are already a 24-year-old old comrade, or a virgin? Are you sick? ”

"Do you have a personality problem? It's all this age, so it stands to reason that it shouldn't be? ”

"Brother, brother, at your age, the gun has been broken more than a dozen times......"

"It's not going to be a base, is it? Having a problem with your surname orientation? ”

"Hey! The three-legged cat, the two-headed snake, the vulgar monk and the nun who had a fetus, my brother has seen it, but the 24-year-old virgin man, this is the first time I have seen it...... Private chat, pick up video! Open your buddy's eyes! ”

……

Someone started popping up windows, popping voices, and popping videos......

"Pick up the video! Sister paper wants to see how tragic your face is, is it comparable to the scene of a car accident...... Hehe, 24 years of guarding like jade, boy chicken! It's just an old-fashioned boy chicken, poof......"

"Friend, I'm from the Aoyama Institute of Psychiatric Diseases, why don't you make an appointment to come out for a cup of tea and study?"

"Brother, I'm the editor-in-charge of the urban emotional column of the city's evening newspaper, first take a video, take a screenshot, my editor-in-chief wants to ask you to do an interview, I guess, brother, you should be a person with a story, right?"

"Little brother, my sister is a nurse from the urology department of the City Bo'ai Hospital, you seem to need our help......"

……

Huang Xiaolong's brain was stunned when he buzzed! The eyes flickered, and countless distorted and vicious faces seemed to appear in the line of sight, sneering, scolding, and pointing fingers......

The surging pop-up windows made Huang Xiaolong's computer crash instantly!

Nima...... I, why do I have nothing to say this......" Huang Xiaolong only felt his heart twitch, trembling, silently, unconsciously restarting the computer, raising his head slightly, in a trance, the tip of his nose was sore, and his eyes gradually became rosy, and after a while, two lines of clear tears rolled down, slashing across Huang Xiaolong's twenty-four-year-old cheek, and fell to the ground, falling into eight petals.

To be honest, at Huang Xiaolong's age, he has not been close to a woman, and it is indeed not a glorious thing to be a virgin. In ancient times, this may still have a good reputation for following the rules, but in today's society, a twenty-four-year-old virgin is about the same as being stupid......

This matter was indeed Huang Xiaolong's bruise. Whenever in the dead of night, summing up his life, Huang Xiaolong would feel inexplicably sad. It's a sense of incompleteness. In Huang Xiaolong's 24 years of silence, he has not officially fallen in love once; I have not touched the hand of any woman with a surname other than my mother; Even in the four years of college, Huang Xiaolong has never had any ups and downs......

Seeing their peers, most of them have joined the mighty fungus transformation and dyeing project without hesitation. Some of their childhood playmates are married, some have changed several girlfriends, and some have even become fathers......

But Huang Xiaolong hadn't budded yet......

Aggrieved! Shame on you! Huang Xiaolong deeply felt that he had really lived in vain in the past 24 years!

The conscience of heaven and earth, Huang Xiaolong felt that although his appearance was not earth-shatteringly handsome, it was not so ugly that no one cared about it...... The height of 1.72 meters is definitely not tall, walking in the crowd, it belongs to the type that can be submerged at any time. But I barely crossed the line of 'second-class disability', right? The skin is white and pure, the appearance is ordinary, and the eyes are very smart. Huang Xiaolong often looked in the mirror, looking at his seemingly green and innocent face, clear and flawless eyes, and thought, Gekong has a face that deceives his surname and hides a lewd heart, why is he still a young chick? Ay...... The world is impermanent, and creation makes people!

Gu Fang admired himself for a while, Huang Xiaolong wiped away his tears, and his attention shifted to the computer again. Subconsciously, Huang Xiaolong opened Baidu, and the ghost sent a message to ...... 'Twenty-four years old is still a virgin male, is it embarrassing?' ’

Hit enter......

This is the spirit of Ah Q at work. Subconsciously, Huang Xiaolong hoped to search for something to soothe the pain in his soul. It is best to search for some papers with academic surnames that are in line with scientific basis, explaining that 24 years old is still a virgin male, very normal, very reasonable, very scientific, not ashamed at all, and there is no need to feel inferior at all......

Impressively! The computer monitor is black!

"Isn't it? Crash again? Huang Xiaolong was speechless......

Just then, the computer display came back to light, but a large web page covered the entire display. On the web page, a line of colorful large characters flashed......

Are you sure you're a twenty-four-year-old virgin? ’

"Huh? This...... What is this thing? Huang Xiaolong was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, staring at the words on the computer monitor, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but pull out a self-deprecating sneer, and snorted. yes, who says it's not, I'm a twenty-four-year-old virgin, how can I ~~~~~~~?"

Wow~~~~~~

On the computer monitor, another line of bright text popped up......

'It's a shame to be a virgin at the age of twenty-four, which is a failure of caste, socialization, charm, ability, and social positioning...... Fail! Fail! Fail! Fail! ’

"Poof~~~~~~" Huang Xiaolong vaguely heard a faint burst from his heart. It's as if the glass has been shattered. His face turned pale instantly, his lips trembled, and his eyes were ruddy, like a prisoner who had been sentenced to death and was waiting to be shot.

Suddenly, a long string of text popped up again on the computer monitor......

'Scares you, huh? But it doesn't matter, it's still too late, you're only twenty-four, and there's still ...... Do you want to get out of this embarrassing and desperate situation? Do you want to take off this overwhelming hat? Do you want to experience the joy of male and female love? Do you want to become a love killer from now on, reading thousands of girls, indulging in flowers, picking at will, and taking and grabbing? ’

Huang Xiaolong didn't think about it, and blurted out, "Yes!" Who wouldn't want this kind of good thing? ”

With Huang Xiaolong's answer, the text on the computer display screen changed accordingly, and it was strange to communicate with Huang Xiaolong!

'Excellent! From your answers, I sense your determination and your desperate desire to break through. So, from now on, I would like to ask you a few questions, please be honest and serious in answering, your answer will determine whether something magical will happen to you in the end. Don't tell lies! If you tell a lie, you will lose this precious opportunity! ’

Huang Xiaolong seemed to enter a state of playing games, and quickly nodded, "It doesn't matter. It's nothing more than a web game survey, and I can answer all the questions with the most sincere attitude. ”

'Excellent! Excuse me, are you really a virgin? Are you really only twenty-four years old, not more than twenty-eight? ’

"Heh, is it okay for a virgin to be a weak man? I don't have to pretend to be innocent, pretend to be a man, right? I'm a virgin! Fake virgin man! As for age, I just turned 24 three months ago. ”

'Hmm. You have met the basic criteria. Keep asking questions...... Are you? ’

"Uh......" Huang Xiaolong touched his nose, "This question is so sharp......

Please answer immediately. ’

"This ...... The ancients all said that the surname of food color is also. To put it mildly, life in the world is nothing more than a picture of two happy babes. I'm just a mortal, a layman, I don't pretend to be forced, of course I'm lustful. ”

'Have you ever fantasized about conquering different types of women, hugging left and right, three wives and four concubines, and living a luxurious life like an emperor? ’

"Hey...... I've been thinking about this from time to time...... Three thousand palace beauties, the groom and groom officials at night, this is every man's hidden ideals and aspirations......"

'Do you think that the possession of the body and mind of several women at the same time is moral turpitude?' ’

"Hmm...... This question is a bit postmodern. Everyone's moral bottom line is different, as far as I am concerned, life in the world, just a few decades, the most important thing is to be happy in time. If the woman is willing, does not force, does not threaten, and does not violate the criminal law of our country, I think ...... Shouldn't that be considered morally corrupt, right? As the Q&A deepened, Huang Xiaolong also began to be interested, lit a Hongta Mountain cigarette, and answered with enthusiasm.

'Great answer! Last question, you may become the public enemy of thousands of men in the future, be envied, scolded, and pestered, chased, and harassed by countless high-quality beauties...... Are you willing to go through the troubles? ’

"There are gains and losses, if as you said, I can conquer the bodies and minds of countless beauties, and make ordinary lives beautiful and colorful, then what are these troubles? Of course I'm willing to bear it! Hey...... In my bones, I am not a person who is willing to be plain. ”

'Good! After my question, the next step is a simple scan to verify, if you are sure that everything you just said is true, then you will get an unexpected surprise, and you will change your life against the sky and achieve a brilliant and immortal life. ’

Just as Huang Xiaolong spat out a smoke ring and waited for the following......

"Buzz!"

Huang Xiaolong's brain swelled, and he suddenly felt that there seemed to be an electric current, from head to toe, rapidly spreading through his body, and at the same time, Huang Xiaolong faintly heard some words similar to mechanical synthesized sounds, ringing in his ears......

'Male identity, verified, accurate......'

'Real age, verified, accurate......'

'The surname is muffled, obscene, not hypocritical, the attitude is serious when answering questions, every sentence is from the bottom of the heart, absolutely true, and the verification is ......complete'

……

Suddenly, Huang Xiaolong's eyes lit up, and four big characters appeared on the computer monitor......

'The Heart Sutra of the Joyful Woman'

These four words show the exquisite and graceful line trajectory, just like the hot curves of a beautiful woman, and reveal a charming and beautiful artistic conception, which is wonderful.

The next moment, the mechanical synthesis voice sounded again......

'Congratulations! Your Excellency! You have obtained the invincible software that our company has spent 100 years and carried the efforts of countless wise men...... 'Yue Nu Heart Sutra Super Ultimate Edition'. The software is tailor-made for 24~28-year-old virgins. The purpose of the software is to analyze and read all kinds of women from the most professional point of view, and to improve your own quality, charm, technical content, wealth, social status, with the purpose of pleasing women as a means and finally conquering women. The current time is the time of the earth Z country, May 19, 2012 at 16:50:22, from this moment on, you will become a love sweeper, the terminator, invincible, and achieve a beautiful life! ’