Chapter Seventy-One: Pregnant at the Age of Eighteen
There is a heated discussion in China about the ability to be a man and wife, and when he has to face the wheel battle of the mud bombardment karate master, the mud bombardment is a little silent in China.
The reason is very simple, it is the strength of Shangguan capable people who once killed a male lion with their bare hands.
The devil who doesn't know the truth in the mud bomb country also slaps the swollen face and fills the fat man, thinking that killing the lion is nothing, and the mud bomb karate master can also kill the tiger, and the tiger is more powerful than the lion, so the mud bombardment karate is stronger than the kung fu of the Celestial Empire! Use this to cheer up the masters of the mud bombardment country.
But the mud bomb karate masters who were clamoring to defeat the Celestial Empire Kung Fu a few days ago were all dumbfounded.
The video of the Shangguan people killing the lion was playing on the screen, and these masters all had heavy faces, like mourning and examining, and a young devil swallowed his mouth and muttered: "Can we really win this monster?" ”
The most ugly face is the vice president of Gongkou who put forward the 'conspiracy theory' that day, Gongkou has always believed that even if the little ghost of the Celestial Empire starts practicing from his mother's womb, it will never be possible to defeat Daisuke Miura, which is also the biggest theoretical pillar of the Mud Bombardment Karate Association that dares to challenge the Celestial Empire Kung Fu, but after watching this video today, Gongkou's face turned pale, and after seeing the face of the Yamaguchi hero Tieqing, it became even whiter.
The hero of Yamaguchi looked at Gongkou, snorted coldly, and was about to attack, but Gongkou was in a hurry, and laughed wildly: "Hahahaha......, you don't have to worry, although that little ghost killed the lion, don't forget how he killed him?" Headbutt, you know! He was killed by hitting his head, which shows that the little ghost is just a hard head, and other aspects are not worth mentioning, but we can ask anyone not to hit the opponent with their head in the game, and they can't use their heads. ”
Gongkou can mix to the position of vice president, and he does have his unique aspects, at least his brain is very good, and he is the best at hooking and fighting, and he is good at hooking and fighting. Basically, he is good at excusing himself when he encounters problems, and this remark instantly wiped out his responsibility, and even thought he was smart enough to propose a way to limit the competent people.
Whether it's clever or not, at least this remark really moved Yamaguchi Hero and everyone.
"What Vice President Gongkou said is right!" A middle-aged devil in his forties supported the worker: "That little ghost is only a head, as long as you are not allowed to hit it with your head, you don't have to worry." ”
"Not bad!" Another devil stood up to express his support: "The game is not a life-and-death struggle without rules, all strength must be built within the rules." As long as that little ghost can't make a headbutt, he's finished! ”
"Soga!"
"Sodai Sinai!"
After that, some devils successively supported the vice president of Gongkou. Yamaguchi Hero touched his nose and a small handful of beard in the middle above his lips, was silent for a moment, and said, "That's it...... Inevitably, my karate is invincible......"
"President Yamaguchi filtered." The vice president of Gongkou smiled: "Boxing is not allowed to use feet, taekwondo cannot be held and fallen, judo cannot be punched and kicked, these are all rules of the game, as long as they are within the rules." It doesn't matter if you win or not, you always follow the rules, so President Yamaguchi doesn't have to worry about it at all. ”
Yamaguchi Hero originally needed an excuse to change the rules, and Vice President Gongkou was good at this, so it was easy to find a step for him.
Yamaguchi Hero nodded and smiled: "Very good, in this case, the rules will be handed over to you as Vice President Gongkou!" ”
"Hey!" Gongkou agreed, and then asked, "President Yamaguchi, you really have to do what the little ghost said during the game." Do you want to fight wheel wars? If we play a wheel war, how many people are appropriate for us to go? ”
This question made the Yamaguchi hero snort coldly: "The little ghost doesn't know the height of the sky, although he said that we can go as many people as we want, but if we really go to 10,000 people, even if we win, we will lose the face of our mud bombardment country, so let's send five people!" Send the five strongest people in our association to the tournament at the moment. ”…,
"Chairman Yamaguchi doesn't win much, and he's really a role model for my generation. Worthy of the name of the hero! ”
Gongkou's sycophants slapped the heroes of Yamaguchi fluttering, smiling.
In the preparation of the Tianni War, the competent people were taking the midterm exam.
The place where the Upper Functional Person Exam is conducted is not a classroom. Rather, it was the vice-principal's office, and King Yama was in charge of invigilating the exams.
Looking at the stinky face of the competent person as if he was constipated. King Yama smiled bitterly and said, "What else do you kid have to be dissatisfied with? It's all separated for you, and no one will bother you. ”
Remembering what had happened this morning, King Yama was filled with emotion.
Early this morning, Shangguan people came to take the midterm exam, but after the broadcast of the program "Young Martial King" in the past two days, Shangguan people have become the focus of celebrities across the country and even between Tianni and Tianni, especially these students in the school, all of them are hot-blooded boys who worship heroes, and girls who like heroes.
As a classmate of North China No. 1 Middle School, the most discussed thing among the students of North China No. 1 Middle School in the past two days is Shangguan talent, and many little girls even regard Shangguan ability as an idol in their hearts, and they can't see Shangguan ability.
The opportunity has finally come, today is the midterm exam of North China No. 1 Middle School, even if the competent people do not usually use the school, but such an important exam must come, so from the beginning of the Shangguan people entering the school, the entire North China No. 1 Middle School is chaotic.
"Shangguan is here! I see a competent person! ”
"Wow! Shangguan senior! Shangguan senior! I love you! ”
"Whoaaaaa Brother Shangguan! Accept me as a little brother! ”
"Holy! Competent people! You can't be so handsome! It's so easy for me to hook up with a schoolgirl, but after watching your show, it's all over! ”
"Brother Shangguan, this is my phone number! Have time to ask me out! ”
"Shangguan, here, look here, I'm your classmate!"
From entering the school gate to entering the classroom, Shangguan people are like MJ regeneration, triggering wave after wave, Xiang Beibei, Zhang Tingting, Liu Zixuan and other big beauties standing next to Shangguan people have lost their brilliance, and no one pays attention to them, which also makes the three women sigh that the aura of national heroes is really strong.
Although Shangguan is popular, but after all, it affected the order of the midterm exam, and it was easy to complete the morning exam, and in the afternoon, out of school discipline, King Yama isolated Shangguan Nengren, fortunately, the students were not mobs, and they just complained if they didn't see Shangguan. Didn't cause much commotion.
"Since you separated me, why don't you bring Bei Bei and Tingting over?" Shangguan can people are not dissatisfied with the quarantine exam, the only dissatisfaction is that the original morning exam, Shangguan and Xiang Beibei sat together, but now they can only face the old face of King Yama.
King Yama couldn't cry or laugh: "It turns out that your kid is holding this thing!" I didn't think it through, but you alone caused the riot, and it would be enough to isolate you. I didn't expect Zhang Tingting and them for a while, tomorrow! Tomorrow a few of you are here for the exam. ”
It can make the teacher compromise with a student again and again. Shangguan is also a scorpion--the only one.
The afternoon exam time was two hours, and it only took half an hour for the competent person to hand in the papers.
"Your kid's exam speed is getting faster and faster." King Yama took the scroll and smiled, "How is it?" Now Zhang Tingting and they must not have finished the exam, are they waiting for me? Or ......"
"Wait!" Shangguan Nengren opened King Yama's drawer and took out a bag of nuts from it: "It's okay to go out, do you want to show me the rolls?" ”
"It's fine." King Yama nodded, holding a pen with red ink to read the papers.
The competent man Gaba Gaba eats nuts. King Yama just scored, read it all in a few minutes, and finally looked at the full score test paper with zero mistakes, and shook his head helplessly: "You kid, it seems that you have really integrated the knowledge of high school, and I have nothing to teach." ”…,
"Hehe......" Shangguan smiled and said: "Don't say that, you are going to be the principal soon, and if any of the children of my relatives and friends come to school in the future, don't you have to count on you to help take care of them!" ”
"Stinky boy." King Yama scolded with a smile: "I'm not very old, but I've learned the relationship in society." ”
"You can't blame me for that." The competent person peeled off the pistachio and threw it into his mouth. Innocent: "Society is originally woven by one network of relationships after another, the difference is only the size, some people have a relationship with the sky, so they become superior people, some people have a narrow relationship, they can only rely on themselves, Mr. Wang, sometimes I am quite strange." Human beings are obviously a social species, and since they live in groups, they are bound to be mixed with various relationships. It's understandable to use relationships to make one's life better, but why do many people criticize those who rely on relationships to get to power? ”
King Yama looked at him. sighed: "You can think of so much, at least you can be a philosopher in the future." ”
"Huh." Shangguan took out a small bottle of ginseng wine from his coat pocket, walked to the opposite king of Yama and sat down, and handed him the wine bottle: "Teacher Wang, anyway, there is a lot of time, let's talk!" ”
"What is this?" King Yama looked at the small tin bottle, unscrewed it and smelled it, the rich aroma of wine entered his nose, and King Yama's eyes lit up: "Good fragrant wine." ”
"Incense!" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "This is what I soaked with a hundred years of wild ginseng, one or two halves a day, to ensure that the more you live, the younger you are, this half catty is considered a student to honor you, you can taste it." ”
"100-year-old wild ginseng?" King Yama was taken aback: "Good guy, how can these hundred years of wild ginseng be millions!" ”
"Probably!" Shangguan put the nuts in the center of the table and said, "You can drink the wine, I'll just eat some nuts." ”
"Hehe, then you're welcome." It's just wine, not wild ginseng, so it's not a bribe.
There was no wine glass in King Yama's office, but there was a water cup, and he poured half a catty of wild ginseng wine into it, and finally shook the wine bottle to his mouth, and there was not a drop left.
Competent man: "......"
"Here you go." King Yama returned the wine bottle to Shangguan, licked his lips, and said intoxicatedly: "In the end, it is made of wild mountain ginseng, this wine is really good." ”
Shangguan took the bottle and shook his head: "Teacher Wang, I just know that you are also a person who can live." ”
"What are you talking about?" King Yama raised his eyelids and glared at him: "Good things can't be wasted, otherwise they will be ruined." ”
"Yes, yes, whatever you want!" Shangguan Nengren smiled, peeled an almond, and said, "Shall we pick up the topic?" Mr. Wang, do you think social networks are good or bad? ”
In Shangguan's own cognition, the relationship network is a good thing, the relationship between Zhang Tingting's family, Xiang Beibei's family, Xu Jingru's family, etc., have benefited him a lot.
"It's not a simple question." King Yama took a sip of wine, ate a few nuts, and said beautifully: "No one is immune to such a thing. Generally speaking, from the day you were born, there is more blood relationship between father and mother in this world, and in order to make the child live better, parents are of course willing to pay more for their child. It's just that some parents are powerful and some parents are poor. ”
After a pause, King Yama sighed: "In fact, in essence, the relationship between the children of poor families and the children of rich families is the same, and they are just parents, but the abilities of parents are different. It has caused a difference in the future development trajectory, such as you! ”
King Yama looked at the Shangguan Man. said: "Your parents should be relatively ordinary, so for so many years, your parents have not given you too much material enjoyment, and the opposite of you is Zhang Tingting." Do you say that the living environment of the two of you in the past ten years is comparable? ”…,
Shangguan shook his head, this is really a joke, his parents are just ordinary workers, but Zhang Tingting was born in an official family. Where does the comparison between the two come from?
"But essentially, the relationship you both have is pretty much the same." King Yama said meaningfully: "I have parents and relatives, neighbors, classmates and friends, Zhang Tingting has them, you have them!" But why are you not as good as Zhang Tingting? In the final analysis, Zhang Tingting's parents have much more energy than your parents. ”
"Because of the weakness of your parents, you can't get what Zhang Tingting has, so a relatively disadvantaged group like you will begin to hate a proud daughter like Zhang Tingting. For example, a vulnerable group like you, who has worked hard all his life, is not as good as Zhang Tingting, who was born with a serious psychological imbalance, resulting in the emergence of haters of the rich. ”
Speaking of this, King Yama smiled and said in a rather hateful tone, "Why don't I have what you have?" Why can you have good food and clothing, but I can only suffer and suffer? I am not good. Don't think about it! Think about it, isn't that the case? ”
Shangguan thought for a moment and nodded: "It's true, a disadvantaged group like me graduated from college. Because parents have no energy, they can only do jobs that have little future and income. And Zhang Tingting, the eldest young master and eldest lady who was born with a golden key, relied on the relationship between her parents to work in a better system after graduation, and the future is bright. What they get easily, I can't get, so vulnerable people like me will complain about others, hate others, laugh at others, and have no ...... Well, in that case, isn't it quite hateful for a vulnerable group like me? ”
"The poor will have something to hate." King Yama smiled slightly: "It is not the strong who often complain about the sky, the strong never make any excuses for themselves, and when they are in adversity, they tend to swim against the current, which is good." Shangguan, remember, no matter what difficulties you encounter in the future, don't complain about the sky, and don't be discouraged, because the real strong have the courage to face the bleak life! When you encounter setbacks, you are discouraged, or even look for death and life, that is the behavior of the weak, and the teacher hopes that you will not become such a person in the future. ”
Shangguan Nengren looked at King Yama and smiled: "Teacher Wang, you are talking about the wrong person!" Your student is a national hero right away, how can you be a weakling? ”
"You kid." King Yama scolded with a smile, but his face slowly became serious: "Shangguan, what you said on TV is true?" Do you really want to face the devil's wheel war alone? ”
"Hmm." Shangguan Nengren nodded, with an indifferent face: "It's just a ghost, how many people come to deliver food, I have the confidence to let them come up vertically and go down horizontally." ”
"It's not a small tone." On the surface, he blamed the competent people for being arrogant, but with King Yama's understanding of the competent people, it is not within the scope of his ability, and the competent people will not say it so easily, and the competent people are really confident in thinking about it.
"Has the time and place been set?" King Yama asked.
"Nope." Shangguan Nengren shook his head, he was quite entangled in this problem, don't look at the current trouble, but the so-called Tianmu War has not seen any shadow at all now, at least no one has said anything about the so-called competition to Shangguan Nengren, Shangguan Nengren doesn't know what went wrong in the middle, so he will say his crazy words about fighting alone in front of the camera lens, so as not to interfere with irrelevant people.
Shangguan Nengren's trick is indeed right, and he has not received the news of participating in the ring for a long time, because the Karate Association of the devil is in contact with the Celestial Martial Arts Association, and the Tianmu Battle is also a confrontation between Celestial Kung Fu and Mud Bombardment Karate.
But the problem is, Shangguan is not a member of the martial arts association, if this competition is to be held, naturally there is nothing to do with the Shangguan, but the Wushu Association wants to hold this competition, because after this competition, you can get a lot of money from the sponsor, how can this kind of good thing be cheap Shangguan, an 'outsider', so no one has been notified to Shangguan. …,
But after the program "Young Martial King" was broadcast from the Fifth Channel of the Imperial Court, the heads of the Wushu Association were angry, because the mud bombardment devil sent a message yesterday that he had canceled the ring match with the Wushu Association, bypassed them, and directly confronted the Shangguan people.
Seeing a lot of banknotes flying like this, the heads of the martial arts association were angry, and they couldn't destroy the Shangguan people, but unfortunately from the Shangguan people on the TV of the imperial court, these heads and brains all understood that there must be a lot of energy behind the Shangguan people, which also made the heads and brains of the martial arts association very aggrieved.
The mud bombardment devil bypassed the Celestial Martial Arts Association, and he had not found a way to contact the competent person for a while, so he could only contact through the government, but the functional person caught up to participate in the midterm exam, Liu Guozhan and Zhang Hai, the two old guys, in order not to distract the competent person, temporarily protected him, and waited for the exam to talk about it.
This is also the reason why Shangguan people have always been confused.
"There is such a big commotion, but you don't know anything, I'm afraid there is an article in it." King Yama frowned, after all, he was an old teacher for decades, and he looked at the problem more comprehensively.
"It doesn't matter." Shangguan Nengren smiled and threw a hazelnut into his mouth: "If the little devil doesn't come, I'll save trouble!" Besides, it's such a big deal, someone above must be arranging it! I don't have to worry about it. ”
"You can see it." Looking at the relaxed face of his student, King Yama sighed: "You are a bachelor, but you are two extremes with Xiang Beibei, from my opinion, if you two can get married in the future, it will definitely be good, complementary personalities, and it is easier to have a chemical reaction." ”
The relationship between Shangguan and Xiang Beibei has not been announced to the public for the time being, and there are a few people who know, which does not include King Yama, but King Yama's unintentional words have pointed out one of the reasons why Shangguan and Xiang Beibei are attracted to each other.
Complementation!
Sometimes, when you encounter something incredible, you really can't tell why? But it really exists, the mutual attraction between Shangguan and Xiang Beibei, on the surface, seems to be a miracle, but if you think about it carefully, there are traces to follow, but neither of them thought about it, but they didn't see it as clearly as King Yama.
Shangguan Nengren smiled: "Teacher Wang, so you support me to go together with Beibei?" ”
"It's not supportive." King Yama shook his head: "It's just a matter of facts, from the teacher's experience of feelings and marriage, for example, the relationship between men and women is the most uncertain kind of feeling, and sometimes there is confusion." ”
"That's it." Shangguan Nengren looked at Yama Wang Zhile: "At the beginning, my master and mother were still a high school girl who was like a flower and jade, and she was deceived by your teacher!" ”
"What's that called?" King Yama glared at him: "Your master and wife and I are in love with each other, and we are in love. Besides, there is not much age difference between us, only seven years old, compared to those who are ten or twenty years old, we are already a good match. ”
"Really?" Shangguan Nengren smiled: "How did I hear that you and my wife were married to their sons!" ”
"Rumors! Definitely a rumor! King Yama was very excited, very righteous and stern, and very indignant: "This is definitely a malicious rumor spread by those who did not deal with me at the beginning! ”
"Uh-huh." Shangguan Nengren nodded again and again: "I believe this must be a rumor, but Mr. Wang, you are forty-eight years old this year, and my mother is forty-one years old, why are your children twenty-two?" ”
“……”
King Yama swallowed: "You...... Who do you listen to? ”
"No, I just happened to hear Zhang Tingting and her mother say not long ago, your son is in his twenties, and he will be able to get married in a year or two. I asked Aunt Chen, how old is Mr. Wang's son? Only then did I know that your sons are twenty-two. ”
Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren smiled: "My mother gave birth to a child at the age of nineteen, so to speak, she was only eighteen years old when she was pregnant, and she should have been pregnant when she just graduated from high school!" Mr. Wang, you are really heavy-tasted. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. )