The old ghost named Gongkou snorted coldly: "The people of China have always been despicable and cunning, and what they like most is to exaggerate the facts, and publicize a trivial matter as a big thing all over the world.

According to my calculations, maybe Miura was not defeated by that little ghost, but was beaten by the group to a serious injury, and the translator was threatened by the Shina people, and he didn't dare to tell the truth in the heavenly and earthly realms, so he could only say against his will that Miura was defeated by that little devil, so as to humiliate me to humiliate my mud bombardment karate master but couldn't beat a teenage Shina ghost! Now that I think about it, the sinister intentions of the people of China are simply hateful! I, the people of the mud bombardment, will not share the sky with the people of China! ”

"Despicable China!"

"Damn! President Yamaguchi! We can't afford to be wronged in such a valual way! ”

"President Yamaguchi, our mud bomb karate must save our honor, so that the whole world knows that the kung fu of the Shina people is just a showpiece in the movie, and in the face of my mud bomb karate, I will only be beaten into a pig's head!"

"President Yamaguchi! Let's challenge! We want to defeat Shina Kung Fu in front of the whole world! Bankrupt the conspiracy of the despicable Shina! ”

All the devils are angry, driven by the hot and angry atmosphere, the Yamaguchi hero can't keep calm, the so-called public opinion can't be violated, although the Yamaguchi hero feels that things are not necessarily so simple, but in the face of the anger of all the members, when the arrow has to be sent, the Yamaguchi hero slapped the table hard: "Okay!" Contact the people of China now! I'm going to compete with Chi Na Kung Fu in mud bombardment! Contact the TV station and put this big fight live on the international scale! ”

The hero of Yamaguchi stood up, looked around at everyone present with a cold face, and said coldly: "This battle!" Victory is not allowed to lose! Whoever loses to the Shina people will directly cut their stomach to thank the emperor! ”

"Hey!"

For a time, the news of Mud Bombardment Karate Challenge Zhina Kung Fu was in the dust of the domestic media of Mud Bombardment, and most of the devils paid special attention to the war, and even many devil companies were willing to become the main sponsors and be fully responsible for all the publicity of the war. The devil's plan is that the ring match of this big war is set in the mud bombardment country, and by the way, the referee will be bought, in case the kung fu of the branch is really powerful, it is better to find it back from the referee, so as not to spend a lot of effort to publicize, but in the end he made a wedding dress for the person of the branch.

At this time, there was a lot of uproar in the mud bombardment country, and the media in the Celestial Empire also began to report the news. At first, it was just a sports news outlet, but gradually more and more different industry media began to broadcast the news.

Celestial Empire and mud bombardment. No matter how much the government proclaims the friendship between the two countries, but the blood feud between the two countries makes the two countries destined to be undying opposites forever. It just caught the attention of the people of the two countries.

When the people of the Celestial Empire learned what happened, the people of the Celestial Empire immediately gloated.

A forum.

"Wowhaha! It turns out that the devil's karate master was broken by one of our teenage children, and the devil is really going back more and more, and now he still wants revenge, it's funny. ”

"The devil just can't measure himself, karate was originally passed from the hands of our ancient Tang, the most shallow kung fu, our ancestors have abandoned it, and the devil is a baby, this time I was beaten stupid by the kung fu of the Celestial Empire!"

"Which TV station has a live broadcast? I'll be sure to get popcorn ready to watch the live. I hope the little devil can still stand before the popcorn is finished. ”

"I heard that the imperial court station is preparing to broadcast this 'Tianmu War' live (paralyzing, a harmonious society of all evils, is it easy for pandas to make up words!) ）。 ”

"Really? The imperial court station will actually broadcast this? It seems that the court is also angered by the little devil! ”

"I don't know who our Celestial Empire will send to fight this time? Will the kid who crippled the devil participate? ”…,

"Then you must participate, the devil is looking for him to take revenge. Then again, who is the handsome pot that beat the crippled devil? ”

Just when the netizens on the forum were hotly discussed, Shangguan was being interviewed by the imperial court under Liu Guozhan's arrangement.

I can't help it! Before, many reporters from local stations came over to interview the competent people, but they were all avoided by the competent people. Even spent the night at Xiang Beibei's house for several days, showing his low-key style.

But not today, this is a reporter from the Imperial Court. The world is big, and the court is the largest. No matter how big the score is, Shangguan can't dare to show it to the reporters of the imperial court, and there is Liu Guozhan among them, so he can't run away from this interview.

The court is a sports reporter, and it is Teacher Han, who is very liked by Shangguan Nengren.

Teacher Han is amazing, and the classic quotations for more than ten years are one after another, such as: With the goalkeeper's whistle, the game is over......

Another example: Ladies and gentlemen, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I would like to give you a greeting for the old age......

Seeing Teacher Han, Shangguan was able to hold it and not let go: "Teacher Han, I like you so much, sign me!" ”

Don't look at Mr. Han in his fifties, but his spirit is very good, his face is full of red light, and he is very happy to see that the subject of this interview admires him so much: "Okay, where to sign?" ”

"Sign me on my clothes!" Shangguan people lifted the T-shirt on their bodies, the weather has been sunny in recent days, the temperature has exceeded 20 degrees at the highest, and North China is surrounded by mountains on three sides, and the cold air can't come in, so I gradually saw a woman in summer clothes on the road.

After holding back for half a year, the women can't wait to show their beauty.

Shangguan people also wore short-sleeved T-shirts, a sporty style, especially sunny.

Teacher Han smiled: "Where's the pen?" ”

"Uh......" Shangguan was stunned and scratched his head: "This...... I didn't bring ...... Teacher Han took out a signature pen from his pocket: "I'll take it with me!" Come, I'll sign you...... Well? I said, how do you wear a black t-shirt? Where do I sign up...... Hahaha......" Everyone present laughed, especially Liu Zixuan, who smiled quite boldly: "Teacher Han, Shangguan, aren't you performing a sketch!" It's ridiculous. ”

"Hehe...... Shangguan Nengren smiled, opened the T-shirt, and revealed a white T-shirt inside: "Teacher Han, I was joking with you just now, please sign here." ”

Teacher Han also smiled: "It's the first time I've seen someone wearing two T-shirts." ”

After signing his name, Mr. Han stuffed the pen back into his pocket, patted the arm of the functional person, and praised: "The young man is good." The devil has been getting more and more arrogant recently, so he should be slapped hard with a peach blossom on his face, you are the protagonist in this ring match, do you have anything to say? ”

"There's not much to say." Shangguan Nengren shook his head: "The little devils come to fight one by one, come to two to fight a pair, come to a hundred, and I will fight a hundred." The little devil who fights will never dare to bounce again! ”

"Good! Well said! Teacher Han and the staff accompanying the team applauded one after another, and the people of the Celestial Empire should be like this. If you don't mobilize to fight devils, you will fight as many as you want, and the devils you fight will never be able to live forever.

"It was just a matter of padding, and now we are officially starting?" Teacher Han asked.

Shangguan nodded and pointed at Zhang Tingting and them: "I said, I'm going to be interviewed, don't interrupt!" ”

Zhang Tingting wrinkled her nose. Snorted lightly: "Rare." ”

Zhang Ranran said with a smile: "Brother Shangguan, don't worry, I won't speak, I'll take a look on the side." ”

Liu Zixuan pulled a bench and sat behind the camera, and said to the cameraman: "Make him ugly and make him embarrassed." ”

Cameraman: "......"

After getting ready, Mr. Han's interview began.

"Hello everyone in front of the TV, this is a special program "Young Warrior King" produced by our Imperial Court Channel 5, not long ago, a sixth-dan karate master in the country of mud bombardment, Daisuke Miura, defeated all the stick taekwondo masters in a month in the country of sticks, and the sticks that hit can only play sticks. Later, Daisuke Miura thought he was invincible in the world, and landed on the mainland of the Celestial Empire, intending to defeat all the martial arts masters of the Celestial Empire, but he suffered a crushing defeat at the first stop, and was knocked to the ground by the three punches and two kicks of the eighteen-year-old martial king of my Celestial Empire. ”…,

"When the news was transmitted back to the country, the people unanimously condemned the mud bombardment, and even the ambassador of the country to the Celestial Empire lodged a solemn protest to the government of our Celestial Empire, demanding that the teenager who injured Daisuke Miura be brought to justice. But the fists and feet have no eyes, and the masters of the mud bombardment country come to the Celestial Empire to challenge, and they should have understood that there will inevitably be deaths and injuries in the ring. So the protests of the mud bombardment embassy did not work, in this context. The Mud Karate Association challenges the Celestial Boys to prove that Mud Karate is the strongest martial art in the world. ”

"The general of the defeated army, Ann, dare to speak up? Today we interviewed the protagonist of this incident, the eighteen-year-old young martial king - Shangguan Nengren! ”

The camera turned to the face of the competent person, and the competent person smiled at the camera: "Hello everyone, hello Teacher Han." ”

Teacher Han smiled with a smile on his face: "Hello Shangguan, according to the usual practice, let's introduce myself first!" ”

Shangguan Nengren smiled and said: "Okay, my name is Shangguan Nengren, Shangguan is the surname, and a capable person is a capable person, he is currently in his third year of high school, and he is about to take the college entrance examination, and the title of Young Martial King is too much, I am just an ordinary little shrimp, just a devil, and I don't deserve the title of Martial King." ”

"Haha, Shangguan is very modest." Teacher Han smiled and said, "Now many people know that you seriously injured the karate master of the Mud Bombardment Country not long ago, which triggered the prelude to this Tianmu War, but many people don't know the details of the incident, can you tell us more specifically?" ”

"Yes." Shangguan nodded and said: "Speaking of this with a very serious coincidence, I was riding an electric tricycle home that day, but because it snowed in those two days, the road condition was not very good, I was more unlucky to be hit by a car from behind, the person was fine, but the car was broken, fortunately, the driver who caused the accident had a good conscience, did not run, and promised to be responsible for all compensation." ”

"At that time, we also negotiated the compensation price, but the perpetrator did not bring cash, no way, I followed her home to get the money, only then did I know that their family opened a martial arts gym, and it was even more coincidental that the devil named Daisuke Miura was coming to the martial arts hall to challenge, you don't know how arrogant the devil is, and the arrogance is nothing, but the devil actually insulted the girl in the martial arts hall with words, and saw that the owner's daughter was beautiful, and the toad wanted to eat swan meat, so I won't talk about it, in short, the devil is crazy and thinks that I have no one in the Heavenly Empire, At that time, the owner's daughter wanted to go up and beat the devil, oh, I forgot to say it, the perpetrator was the owner's daughter. ”

"But I was in a hurry to take the money and leave, and my parents were still waiting for me to come home for dinner! In addition, my car was damaged, and I was not in a good mood, so I went on stage for her to fight with the devil, I thought that the devil was so powerful, I let him make three moves, but I didn't expect to let the second move, and he punched and touched. And the devil lay down on the ground. ”

Speaking of this, Shangguan Nengren looked at the camera and sneered: "I don't know why the mud bombardment devils are indignant and want me to apologize?" I only know that when the devil comes to challenge my Heavenly Empire, I must be prepared to be injured and disabled by my Heavenly Empire warriors, and I also advise the devil: Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning! ”

Everyone secretly applauded, and Mr. Han even put his hands behind his back. Avoiding the camera, he gave Shangguan a thumbs up, and then smiled. Said: "It turns out that this is what happened, but as far as we know, the mud bomber has comminuted fractures in all his limbs, and he can only use a wheelchair to survive for the rest of his life, and the mud bomber will protest because of such a serious injury, so will you think that you are too heavy?" How do you feel about the Heavenly Mud War in the near future? ”

"Too heavy?" Shangguan Nengren looked dazed, and then said gloomily: "I only know that the devil slaughtered countless compatriots of my Heavenly Dynasty in my Heavenly Empire Continent decades ago. I want to ask, I just crippled the devil who came to challenge me, will it be more serious than the heinous crime that the devil committed in my Heavenly Empire back then? As for the Heavenly Mud War in the near future, I hereby make a military order in front of all my compatriots in the Celestial Empire! ”…,

Shangguan Nengren stared at the camera with a cold face, and said loudly: "In this Tianmu battle, I am the only one in the Tianchao to fight, and the mud bombards the devil!" Even if you come up with ten of you! One hundred! A thousand people! Or even 10,000 people! As long as you dare to come, I alone can beat you all to death! Let you know that karate is nothing more than garbage that even a three-year-old child in my Celestial Empire is too lazy to play! The world's strongest fighting skills! Murder! It's my Heavenly Empire's national art - Kung Fu! ”

"Good!" This time, Mr. Han finally couldn't help but shout!

The cameraman quickly turned off the camera: "Teacher Han." The 'good' just now has to be pinched, you control your emotions. ”

After all, it is the imperial court, and it is necessary to maintain the concept of 'objectivity, fairness, and justice', and Brother Huang was forced to resign because of his roar in a World Cup game.

Teacher Han coughed dryly and said, "No problem, I've adjusted my emotions, let's continue!" ”

"Okay." The videographer turns on the switch. Compare a 'three-two-one' gesture.

"Shangguan, I really want to applaud what you said, but you said that you can fight 10,000 by yourself. Wouldn't it be too much of an exaggeration? Teacher Han asked.

Shangguan Nengren coughed dryly: "If the devils rush up, I will definitely not be an opponent." There are many ants and elephants that bite to death! But I'm playing in the ring, and if it's a wheel battle, it's fine, maybe 10,000 people will be a bit exaggerated, but 180 a day will definitely be fine, if I give me 100 days, 10,000 people will be a piece of cake. ”

"Oh? So you have absolute confidence to win this mud battle? ”

"Of course!" Shangguan Nengren had a strong confidence on his face: "It's not that I'm boasting, I want to ask Teacher Han a question, have you seen a video from last year?" An adult male lion ran out of the safari park only to be killed by a man with his bare hands! ”

"That video? Of course I've seen it, is it ......" Han Qiaosheng suddenly looked at Shangguan in shock.

Shangguan Nengren nodded with a smile: "The person who killed the lion is me." ”

Then pointed to the camera: "Devils, if you think you are more powerful than lions, then come on!" ”

"It's you!" Teacher Han was shocked: "When I saw that video, because it was taken by a mobile phone, the picture was not very clear, and I regretted that I didn't meet the hero who killed the lion at that time, but I didn't expect you to be that hero." ”

"I'm ashamed, I'm ashamed, it's a trivial matter, it's not worth mentioning." Shangguan is very modest, really humble.

Zhang Tingting and Liu Zixuan rolled their eyes wildly, and Zhang Ranran covered her mouth and chuckled: Hehe, Brother Shangguan is really good at pretending.

Completely forget what Shangguan himself said not long ago: Don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be forced to be struck by lightning.

This is death!

The questions that should have been asked were almost done, and after that, it was all some small talk and fart, and soon the interview ended smoothly.

Teacher Han stood up and shook hands with the competent person: "Shangguan, thank you this time, the content of the interview will soon be sent back to the Imperial Court Building for post-production, and it will be broadcast tomorrow night at the latest." ”

Shangguan nodded: "Teacher Han, I have worked hard for you, why don't I be the east, please have a light meal." ”

"No need." Teacher Han waved his hand: "The task given by the station this time is more urgent, and after the interview, we will go back to Sijiu City to step up the production of the program, next time!" Next time there will be a chance. ”

"That's good." Shangguan was not reluctant, and said: "After the college entrance examination, I will go to Sijiu City to go to university, and I will invite Teacher Han to dinner at that time." ”

"Oh? Are you going to go to college in Sijiu City? That's great! But when I get to Sijiu City, I will be the landlord, and I will invite you when the time comes! Teacher Han said with a smile.

"Hehe, it's the same for whoever pleases it."

I had a brief chat with Mr. Han. Teacher Han urgently returned to Sijiu City with the program team, it seems that this interview task is really urgent, and I want to come too, Liu Guozhan came forward, but even the 'little Xizi' was notified, how dare the court station slack off? …,

It is estimated that this time it has been a political task and a model to catch again, and now the Celestial Empire and the mud bombardment are in dispute over the issue of fishing shrimp islands. There is a faint possibility of using force, at this juncture. If a capable person can slap the devil hard, although it will not have a decisive effect on the war, it will definitely be able to defeat the arrogance of many devils, and at least it will make the devil disgusting.

The government of the Celestial Empire is determined to give the country a shot in the arm this time.

However, after the content of the interview was sent to the table of the director of the imperial court, the director's brows were furrowed. The reason is very simple, that is, Shangguan Nengren said that he is the only one in the Celestial Empire, but the devil can come as many as he wants, and fight wheel wars.

In the director's opinion, Shangguan Nengren's words are too child's play, even a little arrogant, and he is very worried about what kind of consequences will be caused if this content is broadcast?

In the end, there was no way, the director directly consulted the supreme officer, and the supreme chief watched the video. But he directly clapped the board: "Don't cut it!" Direct broadcast! ”

The director was frightened and thought that there was something wrong with his ears, but the supreme commander had already spoken, and he had to broadcast it if he didn't broadcast it, so the next night in prime time, Celestial Dynasty Channel 5 broadcast a special program of "Young Warrior King", once this program was broadcast, it immediately caused an uproar at home and abroad.

A forum.

“！ Have you watched "The Young Warrior King"? Shangguan people are really bunkers. I actually want to be a husband and play a wheel war with devils! ”

"Strong! It's so strong! ”

"It turns out that the boy who beat the crippled devil is the hero who killed the lion last year, I said, how can it be so powerful! It turned out to be him! ”

"I downloaded and saved the video at the time. Look at the people on the video, and then look at the people on TV. I feel that Shangguan is much more handsome than last year. ”

"Nymphomaniac, but Shangguan is indeed handsome and domineering enough!"

"Haha, that's a good point! No matter how powerful the devil is, can he be more powerful than the lion? This time the devil is finished. ”

"I don't think so, after all, there is only one Shangguan capable person, in case the devil is really shameless to come to 10,000 people, Shangguan can be tired and tired to death."

"Yes! Overlord Xiang Yu estimates that he can't play 10,000 people, Shangguan is a little arrogant, if he loses, he will lose the face of our Celestial Empire, and the young man will leave no room for speech, and it is easy to break if he is rigid! ”

"Agree with the upstairs, but since Shangguan Nengren said this, the court station has also broadcast, it is estimated that Shangguan Nengren is really sure, but what is the story so lively these days, which day will it be a game?"

"Yes! Let's give a letter! And I don't know if the venue is in the Celestial Empire or the Mud Bombardment Country, so what are you doing? ”

"Don't be impatient, I think the show is on the air, and the results will come out soon, we just have to sit back and wait."

"Humph! The people of China are too arrogant, my mud bombardment karate is the strongest fighting skill in the world, what is the point of killing a lion? I can't even kill a tiger as a karate master in the mud bombardment country, and the people of the Celestial Empire really don't know anything. ”

"Devil upstairs, fuck your mother!"

"the devil!"

"I'm sorry, it's my dog, I forgot to bolt it, let it run out and be scary, I'm really sorry for everyone."

"Upstairs, tie your dog firmly in the future, it's okay to poke the chrysanthemum for it, so as not to fart everywhere."

"Certainly, dogs! Don't go home with your master yet! The owner has helped you choose a leper dog to breed. ”

"Hahaha! The devil rushed to our Celestial Empire Forum to spray feces, and I can't kill you! ”

"The devil just owes the fuck, I plan to form a group to go to the mud bombardment country for prostitution~ prostitute, who will go?"

"I'm signing up!"

"Count me in!"

"Me! I'll go too! ”

"Haha, how can this kind of patriotic good thing be so rare to me, go and go together!" (To be continued) RQ