The top of Huashan, Luoyan Peak!

Between the white clouds, I vaguely saw two figures, sitting upright in a Taoist robe, brushing the dust with his left hand and pinching the trick with his right hand, known as the first calculation of Huashan - Hua Daxian.

Standing was a young man in jeans, short and stocky, with a belly, named Chen Yi, nicknamed Fat Man.

"Your name is Chen Yi?" asked Hua Daxian.

"That's right!" Chen Yi replied.

"Three years after you graduated from college, you failed all the three thousand and one interviews!"

"You know all this?" Chen Yi said unexpectedly.

"Hehe, you also talked about 200 girlfriends, but you broke up without holding hands!"

Chen Yi was not calm: "Don't talk nonsense, it's still ...... I've got one of them!"

Hua Daxian shook his index finger and interrupted Chen Yi's words: "NO, NO, NO, just touched my finger, that doesn't count." ”

"Hold the grass, it's really a big fairy!" Chen Yi almost jumped up excitedly: "It's not in vain, fat brother, I came to this Luoyan Peak to find you all my life!"

"That big fairy, you see that you know everything about the fat brother and me, and teach me the way to crack it. Chen Yi licked his face, and his small eyes, which were originally at the level of a crack in the door, narrowed into a slit of flesh.

Hua Daxian was silent, stretched out his right hand, rubbed his index finger with his thumb and said, "Well...... It's not that it can't be solved, it's just this, you know!"

Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, and then he understood, this clearly asked for money, he hurriedly touched his pocket and took out a handful of coins: "Da Xian'er, are these enough?"

"Get out, get out of here!" Looking at the six lonely coins in Chen Yi's hand, Hua Daxian pointed to the way down the mountain and shouted.

Chen Yi is depressed, he hasn't received a salary in the past three years, and these six coins are still exchanged for mineral water bottles, but Hua Daxian in front of him can calculate his affairs, and he is obviously a bullish guy.

For the sake of happiness in the future, Chen Yi gritted his teeth and took off the necklace around his neck, and reluctantly handed it forward.

The necklace is a red rope with a piece of white jade, and the ordinary red rope is about to be ground black, and the only thing that can be seen is the snow-white Buddha statue.

It's just that this Buddha statue is not Maitreya, drunk and lying on the couch holding a wine altar.

"Da Xian'er, my parents died early, and they left this only thing, if it doesn't work, I can only jump from here!"

Hua Daxian's eyes lit up, took the white jade Buddha in Chen Yi's hand, and put it into his arms in the blink of an eye.

"You?" Chen Yi didn't expect Hua Daxian in front of him to be so tasteless.

Hua Daxian glanced at him and said, "Count you lucky boy, Daxian'er, I'll help you once today!"

Hearing Hua Daxian's words, Chen Yi, who originally wanted to care, instantly softened and hurriedly stepped forward: "Daxian quickly point!"

"What's the name?" asked Hua Taixian mysteriously.

Chen Yi was stunned, isn't this nonsense? Of course, the name was given by his parents, a person's code name.

Hua Daxian ignored Chen Yi and continued: "What achievements in a person's life are actually determined as early as the moment of birth, this is called fate!"

"For example, some people's families are very poor, so they call it wealthy, but in fact, it is just a wish!"

"Don't look at the simple words of this name, but it contains university questions, if you are destined to not be able to suppress this name, you will suffer from it!"

"And you, your life is thin, of course you can't suppress the word Chen Yuan!"

Chen Yi touched his round head and asked curiously, "Da Xian'er, is this Chen Yi still a celebrity?"

"Of course, do you know Tang Seng?"

"That's not the master of the monkey in Journey to the West, I know that!" Chen Yi replied.

"Tang Seng, formerly known as Chen Yi, his legal name is Xuanzang, and he is respected as Master Sanzang, because he is a monk of the Tang Dynasty, so later people called him Tang Seng!"

"His uncle's originally had the same name as Tang Seng, but doesn't this Yi character represent a kind of beautiful jade?" Chen Yi said depressedly.

Hua Daxian looked Chen Yi up and down, and pursed his lips: "Even you, a spherical creature, are still beautiful jade, and you can't talk about beautiful balls!"

"But if you want to change your name, what should I do with my household registration book and ID card?" Chen Yi still had some difficulty thinking about it.

"Did you see the young man over there?"

Chen Yi followed Hua Daxian's finger and saw that there was really a young man standing in front of the cliff of Luoyan Peak, dressed in a straight suit, with his hands raised and looking up at the sky.

"Da Xian'er, is that buddy nervous?"

"Hmph, he's ...... Eight years after graduating from graduate school, I haven't worked in a company for more than a month, I talked about 300 girlfriends, and 299 cuckolded him, just because I didn't listen to my old man!"

"Grandma is a bear, I found a ...... that is more powerful than the fat brother" Chen Yi sighed in his heart, but he was more concerned about the one other than three hundred: "Da Xian'er, two hundred and ninety-nine with green hats, what about the remaining one?"

Hua Daxian shook his head: "What is the remaining one...... You jumped before you came!"

"Jumped?"

"Yes, in order to get rid of that young man's entanglement, he did not hesitate to give up his great life!"

Chen Yi said angrily: "Even if you don't want to be friends with him anymore, you can't disregard your life, and you dead old man, why don't you save it!"

"There are so many hard-working people in the world, I can save Daxian'er, but give you a chance, that kid is ready to jump, you can save it!" Hua Daxian waved his hand.

Still ready to jump?

Chen Yi lifted the waistband of his pants and hurriedly shouted at the young man, "Dude, wait!"

"It's the same end of the world, why do you have to know each other when you meet, fat brother and I are positive, what the hell can't you think about!"

"Dude, women can't be trusted, let's be brothers!"

Chen Yi shouted as he ran, but his fat body overwhelmed him, and he was out of breath after taking two steps.

"Brother, down...... Come down, the fat brother will take you to pick up girls!"

The man in the suit didn't pay attention to Chen Yi at all, and his raised arms trembled suddenly: "Heaven, earth, just let me go!"

Nima!

"This is the rhythm of dancing, fat brother, I don't say what the character is, it can be seen that you can't really do it if you don't save it!"

Chen Yi thought about it in his heart, and said that it was too late and that it was fast, and a lump of meat of more than 200 catties flew over.

Nani?

Chen Yi's confused little eyes looked at the man in the suit above, and he couldn't guess why he dodged.

"Grandma, a bear, you fucking dodged? You dodged ......."

"It's over!" Chen Yi's face was pale, and his body that fell quickly told him that his mother was actually posed by a man in a suit, and the one who jumped off the cliff became himself.

"What the fuck are you?"

Chen Yi's voice resounded in the mountains, but it was drowned, and Hua Daxian on Luoyan Peak was still missing, leaving only the man in the suit looking at the cliff in a daze.

"How could there be anyone who can't open it more than I thought?"