Chapter 2 Jiang Liuer

"Grandma's bear, this is a burp?"

As if the soul really existed, Chen Yi didn't feel pain, but there was a lot of unwillingness in his heart.

Pickle girl plan, money-making plan, inherit the old Chen family, etc.

The most important thing is that he has just done an annual card at the gym of Power and Beauty, and is ready to change from a fat man to a muscular Oba.

But all of this vanished with the great leap.

"Ding!"

"Start scanning the host!"

"Who's talking?" the drowsy Chen Yi was shocked.

"Host Scan Successful!"

"Fusion!"

Chen Yi was scared, what kind of thing is this: "Who, get out of here?"

"Fusion failed, the conditions are not met!"

Failed?

"Okay, good!" Chen Yi said three times in a row, who the hell knows what kind of thing is fused, and it is good to fail.

"Hey, buddy, who are you? What kind of is that you are fusing with God? This is a failure, right?" asked Chen Yi with a sigh.

But there was no response, and after waiting for about half an hour, a light lit up in Chen Yi's mind, and a piercing pain struck.

"Ah, what the fuck do you want to do?" Chen Yi roared.

"The system implantation is complete, waiting for the host to complete the task and turn on!"

"Implantation completed?" Chen Yi wanted to scold, but was stunned by the scene in front of him.

An LCD screen appeared in front of me, with things densely written on it, look closely:

Host: Chen Yi.

Grade: G-

Credits: 0

Skill: None

Status: Inactive

System Store: Not activated

Grades: SSS, SS, S, A, B, C, D, E, F, G.

Promotion System: Not activated

System introduction: The demon monk system left over from the ancient civilization, after endless years of continuous improvement, appeared in the world for the first time, choose a specific host, carry out a great experiment, with this system you will say goodbye to sorrow, ushered in a new life.

Activation conditions: 3,300 failed job searches, 330 failed in love, a child, jumped off a cliff and committed suicide.

"Grandma is a bear, this activation condition is too, isn't it?" Chen Yi scolded secretly, but then he understood that this system was properly prepared for the man in the suit.

"This nonsense!" Chen Yi sighed that good people have good lives, but how can there be a G- at this level?

Say goodbye to sorrow and usher in a new life?

"It seems to be very awesome!" Chen Yi thought, because this sentence seems to be the favorite thing to say in MLM.

What kind of farewell and sorrowful urging and ushering in a new life, Chen Yi doesn't know, because the system has not been activated yet.

As he looked down, a gray text appeared.

Distance Activation: 300 failed job hunts, 300 failed in love!

"Even Lao Tzu is a virgin can detect it, uh-huh, I want to see what this thing is!"

After making up his mind, Chen Yi began to tinker with the system, and he found that this display frequency could be hidden and appear according to his own mind.

And he saw a lot of cheats in the system store, such as "Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon", "Ice Roar", "Five Thunder Booms", "Ice Whirlwind", "Liancheng Jue" and so on.

It's just that these cheats are grayed out on them, and it's clear that he didn't have the right to buy.

Not only cheats, but also many magic weapons that exist in novels, such as Sun Wukong's Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick and Zhu Bajie's Nine-Tooth Nail Rake are also impressively listed.

Of course, these things are also grayed out, and he doesn't have enough permissions.

"If that's the case, Lao Tzu still came to Huashan to ask for a fortune-telling immortal, directly promoted to the SSS level, and wouldn't he smash the ATM with one dragon descending eighteen palms?"

"A Ling Bo floated past the beautiful woman in a slight step, leaving a faint fragrant kiss...... Chen Yi said lewdly.

At this time, he desperately wanted to know whether he was dead or alive, otherwise no matter how good the system was, it would be useless to play.

Open!

What used to be a simple movement like breathing is now more difficult for him than to ascend to the sky.

"Damn, why can't you open your eyes?" Chen Yi struggled to open his eyes, but found that it was not easy at all.

"Is it really burping?" but he didn't think about it carefully, if he died, he would still have a fart thought.

Just when he was puzzled, a strange voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"Huh, no, there is the sound of running water?" Chen Yi felt that he heard the sound of water.

The sound of the water was loud, and a strange song was heard in the distance: "The middle reaches of the small bamboo basin river, the towering green mountains walk on both sides of the ......"

Regained his sense of hearing, followed by a cool breeze, Chen Yi suddenly tightened his legs.

"Nima's, the wind blows the eggs and the eggs are cold, where the hell is this?"

This time, Chen Yi opened his eyes effortlessly, and a blue sky appeared in his eyes.

He tried to turn over and look around him, only to find himself lying in a small wooden basin, and himself, lying naked in the basin, with nothing but a cloth full of words written under him.

"Fuck, what the hell is going on?"

"Reborn?"

"Didn't it be said in the novel that rebirth must be the heirs of princes and generals?"

Chen Yi was completely messy, his fat body that was originally twenty-five or sixteen years old was gone, and he was replaced by a fat boy the size of a full moon?

Even if it becomes a baby, why is it thrown into the river in a wooden basin?

Chen Yi thought about it, but he felt that the wooden basin vibrated violently, as if it was about to overturn at any time, and he was frightened at this time.

"Could it be that Fat Brother, I'm about to become the first person to burp after being reborn?"

Chen Yi was thinking wildly, and the wooden basin left the river, and two monks wearing monk's robes jumped into the river and quickly picked up the wooden basin that was about to be overturned by the river.

"Brother Obscure, look, it's a baby boy!"

The monk named Hao Ming hurriedly took the wooden basin and brought his senior brother ashore again: "Senior Brother Fa Ming, it's really a baby boy, but the child's mother is too ruthless, throw the child into the river!"

"Hey, senior brother, this kid has a blood book under him!"

"Poor monk, look!" Fa Ming took the blood book and looked at it carefully.

Champion Chen Guangrui...... Yin Kaishan's daughter?

Listening to Fa Ming's intermittent words, Xuan Ming didn't understand, and hurriedly asked, "Senior brother, is it written on the origin of this child?"

Fa Ming didn't answer, he thought it was better to be cautious about things related to the government, so he put the blood book into his arms.

"Senior brother, don't speculate, this is the child's name written on it, Chen Yi!"

"Chen Yi......" Hao Ming whispered softly.

Fa Ming was silent for a while, and after weighing it in his heart, Chong Huiming said: "Senior brother, since this child was picked up in the river, let's give him a name!"

"Milk name, that's good, but what should it be called?" asked Obscurity.

"Since it comes with the flow of the river, let's call it the river!"