Chapter 18: The Hero Who Bumped Into Me?
In reality, Werner is actually one of the screenwriters of Chainsaw Horror, which he wrote with James Wing based on his own nightmares when he was a child, so Zhou Shaoming is also full of confidence that Werner will definitely hit it off with him and work together.
But the facts once again gave Zhou Shaoming a slap in the face, Werner in this world has no childhood nightmares at all, but has been optimistic since he was a child, cheerful and lively, although he is also engaged in film work now, but he is bent on reviving American song and dance movies, the theme is noble and the content is compact, and he has no interest in this kind of plasma spray, ketchup crazy horror films, no matter how wild and hysterical Zhou Shaoming is, he is resolutely unwilling to participate.
A day was wasted arguing with Werner about what connotation and theme American movies should show in the end, and when Zhou Shaoming woke up to the brainless elm head that he couldn't make sense at all, the precious time had quietly slipped away.
Walking on the street with undulating crowds, Zhou Shaoming thought hard, if there was no Werner and Evans, who would he find to be the two leading actors?
The other supporting roles are okay, as long as you scrape together enough money and go to the actors' union for help, you will soon be able to recruit a large number of qualified actors, or ask for the surname to find these two characters in the actors' union, why bother so much?
"Ding"
The super director system in the head is activated again.
"Attention host, the next person who bumps into you is identified by the system as the actor of Dr. Gordon in "Chainsaw", invite him to join, and if he succeeds, he will receive 100 points." Little Lori was so excited that she couldn't help herself, and her sweet voice made Zhou Shaoming tremble.
The next one to hit me is the main actor? Is there any mistake? What if a beggar or a blind person hits me? What if it's a guy with missing arms, legs, slanted eyes, crooked teeth, or more than 300 pounds of fat pig-like guys? Who else is coming to see this movie? This world is not just a person who can act in a movie!
finally waited for the side quest, but it was such an absurd and ridiculous task, Zhou Shaoming forgot that he was a third-rate college graduate, and he was also a small character who was a dead run, and cursed viciously in his heart.
"You're scolding me?" Lori Yin came out very unhappily, as if someone had snatched the doll.
"What's the matter, can't you scold you? Is it still illegal to swear? Zhou Shaoming was very unhappy.
"Hopefully, the host will think before going on a mission. The system assigns tasks according to the reality of the host, and does not mean to embarrass the host. β
"Isn't your nonsensical arrangement embarrassing me?" Zhou Shaoming smiled, lit a cigarette, and wanted to give the system a roll of the eyes.
"Host, you were just brought to the United States in 1999 by me, you can say that you have no relatives, you don't have any directing experience, and you only have more than $2,000 in your pocket, you have to believe that you can't invite a good enough actor to play the leading role in your movie and sublimate your movie."
"This ......" Although Zhou Shaoming wanted to say that he didn't believe it, he couldn't say it.
"The arrangement of the system has its own profound meaning...... It's time for the show! Hey. After the system said this, it disappeared.
Meaningful? Damn, what can this mean, am I standing on the road and the Oscar winner will bump into me?
Forget it, it's better to rely on yourself, Zhou Shaoming threw away the cigarette butt and meditated.
Wait a minute, the director system said that the next person to bump into me didn't say that I couldn't take the initiative to bump into others! I can pick a pleasing one and take the initiative to bump into it!
Zhou Shaoming, who caught the loophole in the director's system, couldn't help but be overjoyed, found a telephone pole to stand, looked at the endless crowd on the street, and looked left and right with a smile.
"This is good, elegant and tall! The temperament is very consistent, it's him! Zhou Shaoming, who had been looking for a long time, finally found a good target, smiled secretly, lowered his head and rushed over.
The middle-aged man was very alert, seeing Zhou Shaoming hit his head, he hurriedly tossed and turned as if Ling Bo was taking a slight step, and passed by Zhou Shaoming who was rushing over, only to see the reckless guy rushing over obliquely, stumbling garlic under his feet and falling into the mud, the middle-aged man raised his middle finger and shouted: "Hey, man!" Be careful when walking! β
Throwing down the sentence, the big thorn flashed into the crowd and disappeared, leaving only Zhou Shaoming, who got up in embarrassment, gritted his teeth and shouted as if venting: "Hey! manοΌ You've missed an opportunity! You don't have it anymore! βγ
An hour later......
"Damn! Isn't this playing with me?"
Zhou Shaoming, who picked countless targets and tried his best to solve them, only understood after falling countless heels that there would be no loopholes in the director system, and all the targets seemed to have learned Chinese light skills, but they refused to let themselves bump into them.
There are even people who have made the long-lost martial arts mastery of the Iron Plate Bridge!
"Okay, okay! okοΌ okοΌ I admit defeat, I'll wait for someone to hit me! Zhou Shaoming, who was angry, got up from the ground for the last time, panting in embarrassment, leaning on the telephone pole to guard the beauty.
After a while, an urgent whistle suddenly sounded on the side, a well-dressed whistle, with unkempt hair like a chicken coop that had not been tidied up for three years, not tall, and some thin guys rushed out of the street in a panic, shouting and screaming, running like the wind!
He was followed by four or five policemen with guns drawn, shouting, "Stop! You guy! Stop for Lao Tzu! β
Where did that guy dare to stop, and rushed like a rat crossing the street, and the target was Zhou Shaoming, who was guarding the telephone pole!
"I**! Don't bump into it! I don't want to find a felony to be my hero! Zhou Shaoming's pupils constricted, and his soul flew away, and he subconsciously wanted to flash aside!
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" Zhou Shaoming shouted!
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" The guy yelled too!
Fatefully arranged.
Zhou Shaoming wanted to avoid that guy, and that guy seemed to want to avoid Zhou Shaoming, so he temporarily changed direction, but he just crashed directly into Zhou Shaoming's arms so impartially!
"Plop!" The two were like intimate companions, hugging each other tightly, falling to the ground, and almost kissing intimately.
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The two scolded at the same time, staring at each other viciously.
Four or five policemen with big shoulders and round waists pounced over, took out handcuffs and cuffed the guy to a strong knot, and a black policeman also said to Zhou Shaoming in a friendly manner: "Hey, thank you for your bravery, we ran two streets in order to catch this rabbit cub!" β
Zhou Shaoming got up in disgrace, grabbed the guy's hand to everyone's surprise, and said hoarsely: "I am a director, and now I am ready to make a movie, I guarantee that there will be a box office of 50 million US dollars!" I want to ask you to be my male lead! As long as you agree, I'll go to the police station and get you out!" β
The guy opened his mouth wide in surprise, with a ghostly expression on his face, and only after a while did he ask the policeman next to him who was also dumbfounded: "Ah, sir, he, what did he just say?" β
The policeman's eyes widened, the gun in his hand almost fell to the ground, he hurriedly put the gun away, and said with an incredulous expression: "He said that he wants to ask you to act in a movie." β
"It's true! My movie will start filming right away, and you'll be a star! Film star! All American women are going crazy about you! What do you think? Promise me! Zhou Shaoming grabbed the guy's hand incoherently and shouted frantically.
The policeman next to him whispered to the other: "There are too many crazy people these years, ignore him, let's take this guy back." β
"Let's go! You little bunny, go back to the bureau and let you know that you know how good I am! A fat, sweaty officer pulled the thin guy up and drove him into the police car that followed.
"Hey! The opportunity for freedom, a bright future is in front of you, you promise me quickly! Zhou Shaoming was shocked, if the police really let the police arrest that guy, the starring actor designated by the director system would be in the soup, in other words, his movie could not be completed before this guy was released from prison, and in other words, he would never lift it!
No, it can't happen!