Chapter 19: The Hero Is an Addict!
The guy struggled to stick his chicken-coop head out of the car and yelled, "Hey, man, my name is Robert, and I promise you to be in your movie!" Get me out of the police station on bail! I beg you, buddy! Time waits for no one, buddy! ”
The cop rudely shoved the guy's head back into the car, only to hear the guy yell, "Hey, buddy, don't move my head!" That's the head of the Oscar! I warn you, if you are rude to me like this again, I will call a lawyer! ”
The last policeman said to Zhou Shaoming with a straight face: "If you want to bail him out, come to the Monterey Police Department." I really can't imagine that someone wants to ask him to be the starring role, this hopeless addict! ”
Turning around, the policeman still couldn't believe what had happened, muttering and complaining, "It's crazy, it's crazy!" Why didn't anyone rush out to ask me to act in a movie? ”
The police car left in the dust, leaving only Zhou Shaoming, who was full of grievances and no one to tell.
"Ding" director system prompts in mind.
"The host successfully made the designated lead actor join and get 100 points! 10 points are awarded every week, 100 points are awarded for the original points, and the host currently has a total of 210 points! ”
Zhou Shaoming hurriedly asked in his heart: "What can points be exchanged?" What can I get for 210 points now? ”
This question has been bothering him for a long time, but he has been busy running around all this time, and he has not had the time and opportunity to go into details
Understand.
"It can currently be redeemed for $10 million gross-grossing movies, or songs that are sung by 3% of North America, among other items."
Zhou Shaoming thought in his heart, a $10 million movie doesn't seem to be very good, in case it needs $20 million for investment, isn't it a loss? Maybe it's too few points! So he asked, "If you want to do it, you have to make it big!" How many points do you need to redeem for a movie with a box office of 100 million? ”
"2000 points required!"
“**! So much! Zhou Shaoming scolded in his heart, and he didn't bother to ask again.
The top priority is to make Chainsaw Horror as soon as possible, and there are many movies that make money, but Zhou Shaoming is not in a hurry at all.
Big grin is his heavenly surname.
Let's go! Now the priority is to save my lead actor from the dire imperialist police station, and as for the points, let's talk about it later!
Zhou Shaoming strode forward.
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There are very few people in the police station, and there are not many black people in handcuffs and pushing, shoving, shoving, and swearing like in American movies, probably because it is not early, and there are few police officers here.
"Hey, sir, I'm bailing out a guy named Robert, who seems to be an addict and just got caught." Zhou Shaoming touched his head and looked at a baby-faced policewoman sitting behind the counter who was as beautiful as a flower, and she smiled.
The baby-faced policewoman looked up, frowned and pointed to Robert, who was sleeping in a chair not far away, "Is it him?" You're coming to bail him out? ”
"Hey, that's this guy, ah, in front of you with the image of Lady Liberty, Audrey Hepburn's elegant and noble temperament, I'm dizzy, where is that guy? How I can't see! Zhou Shaoming leaned on the counter, whistled loudly, and said exaggeratedly.
When I saw a beautiful woman, I couldn't help but want to flirt, maybe it was the welfare left by the second ancestor Zhou Shaoming to the traverser. ,
The baby-faced policewoman smiled, her big eyes smiled like two crescents, no woman doesn't like others to praise her beauty, especially an American woman who likes others to praise her face-to-face, even if it is a policewoman.
"Really? I see you're a flamboyant playboy, be careful I ask my colleague to arrest you too, charged with molesting a policewoman! Babyface said with a smile.
"No, no, no, I'm not a playboy, I'm a director, and now I'm here to bail out the male character in my film, the hapless kid who was handcuffed there." Zhou Shaoming hurriedly waved his hand, pretending to be very cultivated.
"Robert is your main character? What a joke! There are still people who will ask him to film? Your movie will definitely lose money at the box office! The babyface smiled back and forth, his eyes full of curiosity: "Are you really a director?" You're so young! ”
"Ha, I'm indeed a director!" Zhou Shaoming puffed up his chest and said: "And I guarantee that the box office will be a big hit!" It will be released this year! How about it, are you interested in a cameo role in my movie? It's also a policewoman, you can perform in your true colors! ”
"Less! I can't trust you! Babyface seems to love to talk to people, and smiles as if he has forgotten who he is.
Robert, handcuffed to his chair, was awakened by the baby-faced laughter and said dissatisfiedly, "Hey, man, I've been sitting here for a long time!" Why are you here? Don't be tempted, the Oscar winner you're looking for is here! ”
Zhou Shaoming shrugged: "Okay, get down to business, I'm bailing this bad boy, how much does it cost?" ”
"Smoking heroin, illegally breaking into a house, speeding, illegally possessing a firearm, this guy has a lot of criminal records!" Babyface quickly flipped through the file very professionally, looked up and said, "He needs $20,000 to bail him out!" Go over there and pay the money! ”
The babyface faced Nunu in the other office, and looked at Robert, who was lying on the chair in a decadent manner, staggering and out of shape, and whispered to Zhou Shaoming: "I think you still have found a starring role, that guy can't do it, he's useless!" ”
And Zhou Shaoming opened his mouth in horror, his head was full of $20,000, $20,000, $20,000, oh my God!!
Bills flying in my head!
"20,000 !! Oh, my God! It's a robbery! Where did I get so much money to bail him out! The director system, you give Lao Tzu out! Look at the good things you found for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu didn't have any money to make a movie, and now he has to throw out $20,000 without even seeing the film! And it's thrown on this drug addict, this decadent and rebellious guy who deserves to be swept into the garbage! Zhou Shaoming roared like thunder in his heart, anxious, and his face became extremely ugly.
"Hey! Man, don't worry, it's only $20,000! Go and pay the money! Good people will be rewarded! Robert, who was slumped in the chair, had some precursors to the onset of drug addiction, yawning with a runny nose, and hurriedly shouted when he saw Zhou Shaoming's face change drastically.
It's as if a drowning person is going to grasp the last straw.
"The system decided that he was your starring role, and agreed to his request, which has a deep meaning. Otherwise, you won't have your last name forever! The director's electronically synthesized loli sounded, full of playful tone.
“ok,ok! I'm convinced! Five-Body Throwing !! Zhou Shaoming was irritable, and his muscles flared up, this broken system was really infuriating.
"Alright, I'll go through the formalities, Robert, yes? You're honestly waiting! Zhou Shaoming yelled at Robert angrily and turned to leave.
There is no way, whoever does not raise $20,000 or never lifts will choose rationally, whether they want it or not.
Fortunately, Christina put $30,000 into her account, otherwise she really didn't know what to do, but she just wanted to take the drug addict home and tell her that she spent $20,000 on bail, and it is estimated that Christina, who was furious like a Jurassic Tyrannosaurus Rex, would pounce and screw her ears off alive.
"Let's go! Come with me! Zhou Shaoming completed the formalities, looked at Robert, who was sitting there in handcuffs and yawned, and said in an unkind tone.
"Hey, let's go! I can't wait to get out of this place! Goodbye, officer! Robert staggered to his feet, saluted defiantly to the baby-faced policewoman, and walked out the door without looking back.
He heard the baby-faced ask Zhou Shaoming to change the starring role, it seems that this is also a very cautious guy.