Chapter Thirty-Eight: Lao Tzu Crashed You

When I left the school, it was noon, and seeing that Li Bingjie was a little tired, Shangguan pointed to the teahouse in front of him that was still open and smiled: Do you want to have a cup of tea

Drinking tea, Li Bingjie looked up and saw the teahouse opposite, and said a little shyly: Brother, I'm ...... I'm a little hungry and can't eat enough with only tea

Shangguan was stunned for a moment, then laughed and pinched Li Bingjie's little face: My stupid sister, the teahouse is not just a place to drink tea, there are many snacks and refreshments...... Oh, look at the advertisement in front of you, maybe what's going on, walk over and take a look

Li Bingjie's little face was flushed, she always made jokes in front of the competent people, she still didn't know much about the world, she didn't know too little, and she would take care of them here, otherwise she would be sold and help her count the money

Crossing the road, the two came to the front of the teahouse and saw a billboard standing in front of the teahouse, saying that the New Year's promotion, spending more than 100, can be lucky drawn, the highest gift is a 32-inch LCD TV, and there are several prizes, with a winning rate of 100%

Yo, this activity is good, although Shangguan people don't buy lottery tickets, but when they encounter lottery activities, they are still very interested in holding Li Bingjie's hand: go in and take a look

This teahouse is different from the teahouse recommended to Bei Bei a few years ago, covering a larger area, a large room, dozens of tables are placed upstairs and downstairs, and a stage is set up downstairs, there are singing operas, there are also talking cross talk, there are different performances at different times

In recent years, there are more and more teahouses and small theaters in Sijiucheng and Jincheng, and there are more and more cross talks, and they are becoming more and more prosperous

At this time, it was noon, and the two of them were standing on the stage, talking about cross talk, and they didn't know who it was, and the dozens of tables downstairs were almost full, so let's go upstairs as soon as I saw it

The seats upstairs are more expensive, and the competent people and Li Bingjie found a table outside and sat down, and immediately someone from the hall came over to deliver the order

What do you want in your teahouse today, you can draw a lottery if you spend more than 100 yuan in our teahouse

The appearance of this running hall is not very beautiful, a bit of a cross talk, in the words of the cross talk king Ma Sanli, there is a deal on the face, if this person goes to say cross talk, just this face can make people laugh

Having said that, there really aren't a few good-looking ones in cross talk, and one is more cold than the other, why

Come to a pot of Tieguanyin, a plate of spiced melon seeds, a plate of peanuts, and four or five kinds of refreshments, you just look at it, there are a hundred, the competent person asked

The runner nodded his head: Is there a lottery now with Mr

Then it is necessary to say that the competent Shangguan who hurried rolled up his sleeves: I can't wait

Hehe...... The fun of running the hall hurriedly went to send the order down, and after a while, he took a lottery box and came over: Sir, please draw the lottery and wish you to win the jackpot

Shangguan was about to draw a lottery, but he saw a look of eagerness in Li Bingjie's eyes

Hehe...... Shangguan Nengren smiled, took the lottery box and put it in front of Li Bingjie: Bingjie, you come

Ah, my Li Bingjie flashed a hint of surprise in her eyes, and pointed at herself in disbelief

Draw it, Shangguan smiled slightly: You are my little angel, the angel's luck must be very good, no one wants to take away today's LCD TV, it's ours

Running the hall just noticed Li Bingjie, Li Bingjie's angelic and pure temperament made the running hall almost out of breath, if it weren't for Shangguan's ability, he would be tall and tall, he would love to have a conversation with Li Bingjie, talk about life by the way, talk about ideals, and then talk about the future

For this kind of poor silk, all that can be talked about is the ideal and the future, and the present will never belong to them

Seeing that Li Bingjie was going to draw a lottery, she hurriedly said: This young lady is so beautiful that she will definitely win the jackpot

If you are beautiful, you can win the jackpot, and then the beauties of the world will go to buy lottery tickets, and you may be able to drive a new round of plastic surgery craze, and everyone will strive to be a big beauty...,

Li Bingjie nodded a little shyly, reached into the lottery box with her hand and touched it carefully, there were folded small notes inside, Li Bingjie grabbed it down, and felt a small note, took it out, and handed it to Shangguan Nengren: Brother, take a look

Okay, the competent person smiled, the lottery is good, it doesn't matter what it is, looking at Li Bingjie's expectant look, the competent person slowly opened the note

wow

What's the matter, Li Bingjie looked excited: Did you win the jackpot?

Shangguan Nengren smiled: I haven't seen it yet

Li Bingjie: ......

Haha, don't tease you, I saw Li Bingjie's puffing appearance, and the competent person coughed dryly, opened the note, and saw that the note read: '32-inch LCD TV'

Superior Functional: ......

Li Bingjie: ......

Runaway: ......

There was silence for a moment, and Li Bingjie suddenly shouted: Ah, I won the jackpot

This sound was too sudden, everyone who said cross talk on the stage was taken aback, everyone's eyes drifted upstairs, Li Bingjie suddenly blushed, and sat on the chair with her head lowered

Shangguan Nengren was stunned, and suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: Wow, haha, Lao Tzu won the jackpot, hurry up and move the TV over

Hearing the wild laughter of the competent person without any image, Li Bingjie raised his head and saw the competent person Li Bingjie, who was dancing like a native bun in the countryside, and the blush on his face gradually faded, and he pulled the sleeve of the competent person: Brother, the voice is too loud......

Belch...... Shangguan Nengren was dancing on horseback, and when he saw that the people running in the hall and the people around him looked at him with disdain, he snorted coldly: What do you see, haven't you seen the jackpot

One finger ran the hall: If you don't bring me the TV over, I'll complain about you

Runaway: ......

Seeing the LCD TV that was moved, the owner of the teahouse was about to cry.,What the hell is going on?,The promotion has just been sold.,Thousands of notes.,Just like that.,The front of a TV strip is half a fucking tael.,The old tea leaves that weren't sold last year.,The notes of the TV are pressed at the bottom again.,I didn't think about it.,I drew a hundred TVs and took them away.,Lose a lot of money.

Drawing the LCD TV, Li Bingjie was very excited, and when she saw the new TV that had not been opened in the packaging, Li Bingjie hated to take it away now

Shangguan knocked on her little head: Don't worry, if you can't run away from the TV, finish eating before leaving

Li Bingjie's face turned red, she lowered her head to eat refreshments, ate melon seeds, peeled peanuts, drank Tieguanyin, and listened to the cross talk, and bursts of laughter came from the teahouse, Li Bingjie felt that this atmosphere was also very good

The two of them were eating when they heard the sound of their heels touching the stairs

Auntie invites a man here

Hehe, Xiao Bao, the atmosphere of this teahouse is good, today is still the Spring Festival, the big welcome is a lottery, and the first middle-aged woman is a good luck

Today is a festive day, I hope to add another joy, and I am a middle-aged woman

Hehe, it depends on what the children mean

Auntie, Miss Xu, please sit down here

There were a lot of people in the teahouse, and Shangguan was able to pay no attention to the movement over there, and was watching the cross talk, and suddenly heard a bang

Oops, my TV, Li Bingjie's voice came to his ears, and as soon as the sensual person turned his head, he saw that the TV box placed on the table had been knocked down, and an older young man in his thirties glanced at it and said in a light tone: Sorry

Shangguan Nengren became angry when he heard this, and suddenly stood up and pointed at the older young man's nose and scolded: I'm sorry to fuck you, I'm sorry, if it's useful, there will be no need for the police in the world, what the fuck is your attitude just now, I will go to your Malegobi, do you know that this is a new TV, can you afford it

This scolded all the eyes in the teahouse again, and the people who talked about cross talk on the stage looked at the audience, and how could this grandson be endless

The face of the older young man who was scolded by the competent person was blue for a while, white for a while, red for a while, black for a while, and finally his face was blue and blue for a long time

You...... Who do you scold

The older young man looks like he is in his early eights, his body is also burly, he is wearing a brand-name suit, a big back, a pair of glasses, he is quite handsome, and he has a lot of energy, but from his attitude just now, the sensual person can see that this is a grandson who pretends to be forced, and he must be in his original form...,

I scolded you, grandson, how can you not accept it, how can you be a functional person, and now he is a big man of 1.93 meters, although he has a little bamboo pole, but because of his evil spirit, the older young man who is full of pressure is speechless

A bejeweled middle-aged woman next to her stood in front of the older young man with a dark face, and scolded: You little king, who are you scolding, do you know who we are, offended us, and you will not end well

Can you make me not end well, the competent man looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, pointed at this fat woman and scolded: you, spicy, the one next door dares to point fingers at Lao Tzu, believe it or not, Lao Tzu asked his brother to kill your whole family

Shangguan Nengren's eyes were red, and he was scared with a bloody aura, and the fat woman trembled: ...... You...... You dare to scold me

What about scolding you, Shangguan Nengren put his right hand into his arms, and suddenly took out a pistol: Lao Tzu shot you

Ahh

Someone's moving, run

Mom, help

The people in the teahouse were all frightened when they saw Shangguan Nengren take out a pistol, in addition to the police, those who could bring guns were terrorists, and the people who drank tea in the teahouse were all frightened, crying and shouting and running out

Don't go, don't go, you haven't paid yet, the teahouse owner cried: You give money

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