Chapter 39: Mistakes and Mistakes
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___________________________________________________________________________ Shangguan has been a dick man for more than ten years, and the most favorite part of the online novel is that the protagonist of the dick suddenly got a certain ability, and since then, he has stepped on the second generation of the second generation, beaten the black boss, asked for the people's life, hoeed the strong and helped the weak, the banknotes were big, and the beauties cried and shouted upside down.
Right now, Shangguan is very in line with the online novel Dick Silk Male Pig's Feet Model in all aspects, since he has the decathlon, he has gradually evolved from a poor dick to a rich and handsome, and has stepped on a second generation of officials (Bai Yu, Tang), although the black boss has not been beaten, but he has beaten the underworld (chasing and killing Xiang Beibei's group), as for the matter of asking for the people's life, what can be done? The government in North China is a good number in the country, and there are hardly too many public grievances, to say that the public grievances are ...... Does it count if the house price is too high? The domestic situation is like this, and it won't be his turn to come out!
There is no such thing as hoeing the strong and helping the weak, it's not that I don't want to do it, but I really haven't encountered it! It's easy to save an old man, and he "Xu" Ma is the commander of the military region, where are you going to reason?
There are a lot of banknotes left, which is no longer a problem for the competent person, as long as he wants, he can casually make ten more zeros in the bank card"
Beautiful women crying and shouting upside down? There really is, aren't Liu Yilan and Zhang Ranran just crying and shouting upside down! In order to be with the functional, the little girl shed tears.
Now that the pig's foot model has been completed, the mentality of the competent person has gradually changed, and the poor dick has gained power, he is psychologically sensitive, and he hates others to look down on him, so the contemptuous attitude of the older youth and the fat woman in front of him will make the competent person suddenly burst into charge.
The "Xu" gun in his hand was pointed at the fat woman with a pale face, and the competent person pressed the trigger, with a sinister face: "Fat woman! Just now you said you were going to make it hard for me? β
The fat woman went to the tooth hall to lower her teeth, slack, and a foul smell appeared out of thin air, and the Shangguan person frowned, looked down, and it turned out that the fat woman was scared to pee.
"Hey......." Shangguan Nengren smiled, and his smile was full of disdain: "Just you, a fat woman who defecates everywhere, still want me to end well?" As he spoke, Shangguan Nengren took out his mobile phone and kept taking pictures, taking pictures of the fat woman's ugliness.
There is also the older young man who is squatting under the table with his head in tow, the same liquid in the crotch of his pants, which stinks, and the competent person unceremoniously takes pictures.
After the shooting, Shangguan said to the fat woman and the older youth: "I will laugh at your ugliness, remember to compensate the teahouse owner for the loss, and it is best to forget about today's events, otherwise I don't guarantee that your photos will not circulate on the Internet, hehe......." β
After speaking, Shangguan Ren lifted the TV box and pulled Li Bingjie, who had long been scared, downstairs, before going downstairs, Shangguan Ren glanced at a pair of mother and daughter who came with the fat woman and the older youth, the mother was in her forties, plump, and charming.
The daughter is in her twenties, with neat and neat short hair, delicate facial features, tall figure, and a pair of sword eyebrows heroic, but her face is slightly haggard and indifferent, and she is looking at Shangguan with a look of surprise at the moment.
The competent man winked at her and went downstairs.
When he got downstairs, Shangguan waved to the teahouse owner: "Come here!" β
The owner of the teahouse was so frightened that his laughter was worse than crying: "Dog"... Big brother...... what do you command? ββ¦,
The teahouse owner is already crying: Mom! Isn't it said that North China has the best public security in the country! Why is such a young man running around with a gun? If this is the first public security city in the country, wouldn't other cities be rampant with demons and ghosts crying wolves?
"What are you afraid of!" Shangguan put down the TV, took out the gun in his hand, and pointed at the teahouse owner, who knelt down with a plop and burst into tears: "Big brother spare your life!" I am both old and young, and they all count on me to feed, and I beg my eldest brother to spare his life! β
"Spare you! I'm a water gun. Shangguan said.
"What!?" The teahouse owner stopped crying on the spot, dumbfounded.
As soon as Shangguan Nengren pressed the trigger, he saw a water arrow sprayed into the face of the teahouse owner, which suddenly woke up the teahouse owner.
"People" ,... The owner of the water ",..." teahouse came to his senses, was stunned, and suddenly looked up to the sky and cried bitterly: "God! A water gun ruined my business, my money! β
The teahouse owner was crying pitifully, crying ghosts and gods, Li Bingjie, who was crying with a blank head, came back to his senses and saw Shangguan Nengren spraying water around with a water gun, and suddenly stumbled.
"Bingjie, what's wrong with you?" Shangguan Nengren hurriedly hugged Li Bingjie with a panicked face: "Don't scare me!" Wake up...... Ice Clean! β
Li Bingjie lay pale in the arms of the competent person, her delicate body trembled, and she suddenly cried: "Brother, I'm scared to death...... β
Li Bingjie was young, how could she have experienced this kind of battle, and it was understandable that she was so scared that she cried, but Shangguan was a little negligent, and her face was full of guilt: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, in the realm of North China, no one dares to bully us, Bingjie, you remember, if you are bullied in the future, call your sister Beibei, if your sister Beibei can't solve it, call your sister Tingting, or Ran Ran's girl, with them coming, no one wants to fall into the good." β
Shangguan Nengren has been talking for a long time, and I don't know if Li Bingjie remembers? Turning his head to look at the teahouse owner who was crying, he comforted: "Don't worry, today's loss is compensated by the two upstairs diapers, and not a dime is short of you." β
"Really!?" The teahouse owner stopped crying, with a look of surprise, and he didn't change his face so quickly.
Shangguan: "......." β
Li Bingjie was so frightened that her whole body was weak, and Shangguan could only carry her out of the teahouse.
At this time, the image is a bit of performance art, and the pedestrians on the street see the competent person holding a TV in one hand, and a beautiful girl with a flower and jade behind him, and there are many discussions.
"What does that mean? If you have a TV, you have a wife? β
"It's a little bit of a problem behind my wife's back, right?"
"I think it's because the pressure of marrying a wife is too great, and people can't straighten their waists, so they can only watch TV."
"What you said is not right, it should be something, no, you can marry a beautiful wife."
"Something, if not, what are you doing with it in your hand? I think it means saying: TV in hand, wife I mean. β
"I think to go to" ,... "
"Neither is right, it should be...".
The wisdom of the masses is indeed infinite, and only YY is eternal.
Shang'an Nengren's side is gone, but the matter in the teahouse is not over.
The fat woman and the older young man peed their pants together in the teahouse, their image was embarrassed and filthy, which made the middle-aged woman who came with her frown, but the heroic young woman looked indifferent and said to the middle-aged woman: "Mom, do you think this blind date needs to continue?" β
The middle-aged woman sighed lightly and said to the pair of fat women who were wetting their pants: "Mrs. Bao, we still have something to do today, so we will leave first, we didn't see or hear anything just now, please rest assured." β
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After speaking, he no longer paid attention to the mother and son with ugly faces, and left with his daughter.
The mother and daughter walked out of the teahouse and got into a seven-handed Alto car, and the mother in the passenger seat fastened her seat belt and asked, "You know that young man just now?" β
"Why should I know?" The daughter asked rhetorically.
The mother smiled slightly: "If you don't know, why didn't you react at all when the boy took out the gun?" Although it was an imitation hand "ζΈ" gun, it should not have been seen in a hurry at the time! β
The daughter started the car and said, "Yes." β
"I knew it." The mother looked like this and asked, "I don't think he's too old!" How did you meet? β
The daughter smiled faintly: "By chance, but you should have heard of him, he was the boy who smashed the lion to death with his head last year." β
"What!? It's him! The mother was surprised, stunned, and then asked: "According to the information, Shangguan is only one meter eight meters tall, but the boy just now is one meter ninety, and my mother can only be regarded as handsome when she watches Shangguan on TV, and he is not as handsome as the boy just now!" β
"What's so unusual about him fighting a lion on TV? Later in the interview at the hospital, how good-looking can you expect the person in the hospital bed to be? And height is not a problem, he is only seventeen years old, and some are long! When I first met him, he was only a little more than 1.7 meters, and he has grown crazy in the past six months, and it is not unusual to grow a little taller, probably because he is tall, so that the face shape has changed, and he has become more and more beautiful! β
"Well, it's ......," the mother nodded thoughtfully.
Human beings, not only fat and thin will make the face shape change, but the change of height will also make the face shape change dramatically, for example, some children, when they were young, they were very cute, but when they grew up, they were crippled. But there are also some children who are ugly to death when they are young, but they are exceptionally handsome when they grow up, which is a change in height, which leads to changes in bones and a natural change in face shape.
Shangguan can go from being unattractive in just half a year to being a little handsome now, and the increase in height can indeed be used as an excuse.
"And what is your relationship with him?" Mother asked.
The daughter was silent for a moment and said, "I like him a little, but he is too young and has a fiancΓ©e, so it is not suitable." β
"Oh ~ heart" The mother pulled a long voice and said: "No wonder you like him, looking at his unwilling temperament, he is seven or eight points similar to you, and he also loves to mess around, hehe." β
The daughter snorted lightly: "He is far from me, he is usually very gentle, if it weren't for the fact that there was no one in the eyes of the surnamed Bao today, he wouldn't have annoyed him, and the girl next to him, Dazha is his fiancΓ©e, how can a man admit it in front of his own woman?" Hey~ A few people with the surname Bao have this catastrophe, but it's also good, he tried it, and I also saw what virtue of the surname Bao? Do you still want to be my husband Xu Jingru? Daydreaming! β
"yes!" Xu Jingru's mother smiled slightly: "I don't know my heart but I know my face, my mother didn't know what the virtues of the Bao family kid were at the beginning, and she finally made a mistake and made a mistake, and she was stirred up by a capable person, but she saw it clearly." β
"So don't always urge me to go on a blind date in the future!"
"You're in a hurry." Xu Jingru's mother sighed lightly: "Forget it, my mother won't be too lazy to care about it in the future, you can do it yourself!" β
"That's pretty much it.".
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