Xiaowan Cave Mansion, a huge thief cave, hides a lot of tricks, and Wei Dubai always feels that a key link is missing in order to buckle a series of mysteries.

It was only now that he quietly showed a hint of fatigue.

He is not a god, of course he will be tired and afraid.

Although he has a strong sense of self-esteem and does not allow others to show his cowardice, in this helpless dungeon, he finally feels sorry for himself.

He pointed to his shadow and asked, "Who are you?"

He touched the scar from his head and neck to his left chest, which had never recurred and painful since he came to this hellish place. I haven't felt the pain of being torn apart in this world for a long time.

"Does this mean that this is actually my hometown, so I don't have the strangeness of this world?"

Wei Mubai was really tired, and he fell asleep with his head buried in his head.

"Drip-"

"Click-"

"Drip-"

"Click-"

Is this, the sound of water droplets?

Wei Mubai wanted to open his eyes.

"Don't open your eyes. ”

A female voice that was both familiar and unfamiliar, with the majesty of three points of command and seven points of sincere request, sounded in Wei Mubai's ears.

Not Margaery's voice.

"Who are you?"

"You really don't remember me?"

Wei Mubai tried to get up, but his limbs and torso seemed to be weighed down by the heavy cold stones.

"Ghost press bed?" Wei exclaimed, but there was no sound, it turned out that his mouth was also hoarse at this moment, it was all what he was thinking just now, but the female voice could answer inductively.

"I'm glad you didn't admit that you were the one. ”

Hearing this, a thunderclap flashed in Wei Dubai's brain, and his ears buzzed.

"It's you! You're the girl I met at school. ”

"You remember me, it's good. ”

"Who the hell are you? I fell into this place, are you also a part of the troublemaker? What is the connection between me and this place?"

“......”

"You speak!"

“......”

"Stinky woman, you speak!"

The female voice said, "Do you blame me?"

"If you didn't feel sorry for me, what could I blame you, unless you were ashamed of me, you wouldn't ask that. ”

"Very well, just open your eyes. ”

"......" was replaced by Wei mute and silent.

"Why didn't it happen?"

"I'm afraid that if I open my eyes, I will wake up from my dreams, and you will be gone. ”

"Open your eyes, just as you believed me. ”

Wei Mubai's eyes moved left and right, as if he could really open his eyes.

He slowly opened his eyes.

What came into view was not the prison of the cave, but a towering tree, blocking the sun, and only a speckle of bright light flickering on the grass.

And then there was her.

The slender back was facing the sky, and his cheeks were lying on the grass lightly, and he didn't look up at Wei Dubai.

Her hands were shackled, and the chains were wrapped around the ancient tree, and she couldn't get out of it.

His hands were carried by two unusually ugly winged fanged beasts, and under his wrists were two small gold-lacquered cups.

The cup is for blood.

Her hand was cut twice, and drop by drop of bright red bloomed in the small golden cup.

"Drip-"

"Click-"

Wei Dubai looked around, except for the ancient trees, the surrounding area was full of green grass, boundless.

"Where are you?"

“Call me by your name。 Her voice grew weaker.

"What?"

"Your, name......"

"Huh?"

"Speak up. ”

“......”

Say. ”

“......”

"Who are you. ”

“......”

Say. ”

“Able。 ”

“......”

"I'm Abel. Wei said dumbly.

"Good, good. She didn't speak again, she closed her eyes quietly, and the corners of her mouth pulled a little, as if with a smile.

"I-I-am—Abel. ”

"You ronin, what are you doing with a Western name?" Margaery's grumbling voice woke Wei Dubai.

The old trees and the meadows were suddenly covered with a thick fog, and after a long time of dispersion, Margaery's blue eyes looked at her, and her sweaty nose was about to touch her lips.

Noisy my dreams.

Wei Mubai stretched out his mouth and kissed Margaery's forehead.

"Ahh

Screaming tore through the silence of the cell, and everyone stared at Wei's mute cell.

Lancelot, who was sitting in the distance, asked, "What's wrong?"

I thought that Margaery was going to cry and complain, but I didn't expect her to turn her face away and say embarrassedly: "I...... It seems to have seen a mouse. ”

"Cut—" snorted unpleasantly from the other cells in the cell.

Margaret turned around and sat down beside Wei Mubai, and whispered, "You remember for me." ”

"Wake me up, I'm so angry when I wake up. Wei Mubai really thought that seeing the mysterious girl was not a dream. I didn't expect it to be a bubble float, so I was so angry that I didn't pay attention to Margaery.

After a long time, Margaery finally couldn't help it and punched Wei Mu's white leg with a hammer.

"What's wrong again?"

"Even if I wake you up to sleep, you're doing that to me, how can you be so stingy?" Margaery was unconvinced.

Wei Dubai still ignored him. At this time, one of the men watching the cell pushed over a small cart, and the aroma of rice floated into the cave with the car, and the gluttonous worms in the dumb white belly immediately reacted.

"Goo-" Margaery pressed her stomach and wiped the saliva from her mouth.

"How long has it been since we've eaten, Lancelot?"

Lancelot also confessed: "I don't know, now that there is an elephant in front of me, I can eat it." ”

"Think beautifully, there are no elephants in Dawan, only mutton. The man with the cart opened his throat: "It's time to eat, and I'm giving mutton to your flock of sheep." ”

As soon as the rice cage on the car was opened, it was really steaming roast lamb slices, although the stench in the prison was stinking, but the aroma of food had occupied everyone's brains.

"Xiao Wan's prison food is not bad. Wei Dubai praised.

"The rule of the old boss of the previous family, it is our sin to invite you sheep over, and it is nothing to eat something good. The man put bowls of mutton into the hands of the prisoners.

"What kind of people are you old masters?" asked Wei Dubai.

"What can we thieves do, and will we have one more mouth and one eye than you? ”

Wei Dubai took the mutton, and Dahan gave another bowl of mutton soup.

The aroma was overflowing, and Margaery couldn't wait, and drank it with a bang.

Dahan glanced at Wei Mubai and said, "Boy, I'll tell you a joke." ”

Wei Dubai just grabbed a piece of mutton and said, "Let's talk about it...... Well...... Wait?"

The meat he brought to his mouth hadn't bitten yet, and he confirmed, "What are you telling me?"

"I listened to you tell a story yesterday, and I think your eloquence is not bad, I'll tell you a joke, you can listen to it, it's not funny. Dahan picked up another bowl of mutton: "Add another bowl of mutton to you." ”

Margaery nodded repeatedly, snatched the mutton and said, "Please, please, you're welcome." ”

Wei gave her a disdainful look, she was already stupidly bowing her head and drinking the soup.

"Tell me. ”

"One of the prisoners wore overcoats and round hats, and they took a self-portrait in the dressing mirror, and they were very proud, and pointed to their wives, saying, "Who are you looking in the mirror?" and the wife said: 'Stinky turtle, because you have become a prisoner, you can't even know how to write a word. ’”

Wei Mubai shivered, such a cold "joke".

Dahan asked expectantly, "How is it?"

Wei Mubai said helplessly: "Look at my reaction, what do you think?"

Margaery didn't understand, "What's funny?"

Dahan was deeply shocked and said in frustration: "I also specially asked Wei Wuya a few words?"

"You're watching "Xiaolin Guangji: Gu Yanbu", right? This shabby place, even the Qing Dynasty didn't exist, and there were still people who wrote Xiaolin Guangji. ”

Da Hanqi said: "It seems that you have read a lot of books. ”

Wei Dubai said while eating meat, "Why are you telling me a joke?"

Wei Jinxian's leaky voice came from outside the cave, and he laughed: "This pig's head wants to make her happy on the second miss's birthday, the pig's head and pig's brain, and the jokes he thinks are as smelly as pig's fart." ”

The big man was so angry that he shouted: "Okay, you Wei Wuya, don't run away if you have the ability." He burst out of the cave door and carried Wei Wuya in like an eagle carrying a chicken.

Wei Jinxian immediately admitted: "Hey, Tie Niu, don't you be so stingy, joking, joking." ”

Tie Niu shook his hand, Wei Jinxian was thrown in front of the prison, and with a bang, his head hit the fine iron, and he immediately picked up a big black bag.

"You're going to kill your dad and me. ”

Wei Dubai handed over the bowl: "Old, eat a piece of mutton?"

"You eat it yourself, the mud bodhisattva crosses the river and shares the mutton. ”

"How are Kasri and Timur?"

"I happened to visit them, and the hospitality was proper and there was nothing inconsiderate. ”

"That's good. What did you just say to make Miss Second Happy on her birthday?"

Wei Jinxian touched the big bag on his head distressedly, and replied: "You don't know, the second miss will be nineteen this year, ah since childhood, the old master and the big boss have never seen the second miss smile, the big boss specially held a birthday banquet for the second miss, just hoping that she can smile." ”

"I haven't laughed in nineteen years, why?"

"Because...... Hi yo...... It's not a good arch. Anyway, after the old master passed away, the big boss was even more worried, and did everything possible to make the second miss happy, and once said that no matter who can make the second miss happy, there will be a heavy reward. ”

Wei Mubai disagreed: "Nineteen-year-old cardamom years, the girl is pregnant, how can she never laugh, is it so difficult to make her laugh?"

"Aren't you embarrassed, the big boss has invited all kinds of tricks, singing big plays, acting in circuses, and even the doctor has been invited, and the second lady has never even raised the corners of her mouth. ”

"So difficult?"

"Taller than the heavens. Wait a minute, old and young, looking at your eager eyes, I can't help but worry, do you want to make the second miss happy?"

"Exactly, if I succeed, will the big boss let us go?"

Wei Jinxian touched his chin and played with the taste: "What's more, you don't know the rules of the old master, a good man who can make the second lady happy, you can marry her immediately and become the boss of Xiaowan Kingdom." ”

"No wonder, this Iron Bull brother is desperately trying to make jokes. ”

"But if you fail, you will be chopped up and fed to the dog on the spot, Tie Niu, don't say that your father and I don't care about you, it's better not to send you to death at your level, and the second lady is ...... good."

Wei Mubai was curious: "How does it look?"

Wei Jinxian changed his words and said: "Anyway, Tie Niu is not worthy, I am young, you are a talent, it seems that there is still hope, you are going to do a shrimp performance, let your father and I help you check it." ”

"There is a group in our hometown, which makes a living by just talking and amusing itself, and it is famous all over the world, and everyone knows it. ”

"So powerful, Shrimp Group?"

"Deyu Society, the class leader's surname is Guo, and it is the first day of the Central Plains. ”

"Ho ho, you can make a living by talking and being amused, this can also be called a performance?"

"It's called cross talk. ”